/g/ is slow tonight, let's have a humor thread
STOP MAKING THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>55050451
Why don't people look at the plug beforehand and remember how their ports are oriented?
Average Nvidia User
>>55050451
>>55050466
>being so jaded that you can't appreciate the little things anymore
must suck
>>55050470
Because people are lazy faggots. I always get my USBs right on the first try
![15067743-Illustration-of-Cute-Little-Monkeys-Rolling-on-the-Floor-Laughing-Stock-Illustration[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CzBxxTL.jpg "15067743-Illustration-of-Cute-Little-Monkeys-Rolling-on-the-Floor-Laughing-Stock-Illustration[1].jpg")
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that know binary and those that don't!
>>55050466
>>55050480
Not exactly true. Compare 128kbps MP3 to 320kbps or FLAC, there is a difference.
>>55050480
>Uncompressed PNG
>>55050480
PNG and FLAC are compressed, though.
>>55050480
I'm no expert, but I'm fairly sure those images are EXACTLY the same and the right is not actually a JPEG.
I overlayed the two images in GIMP and used the "difference" mode. It looked totally black (even when I fiddled with the brightness and contrast) and the fuzzy select tool with a tolerance of 0 selected the entire region.
I get the joke, of course, but I had to check because I'm autistic.
>>55050591
>when done correctly
>>55050639
lmao
/g/ is slow because all the kids are watching E3
>>55050451
>>55050460
>>55050480
>>55050510
>>55050516
>>55050571
>>55050623
>The same 20 year old images which are in EVERY humor thread
>>55050655
Even banana derailed ylyl threads are better than /g/ humor
>>55050639
>I'm no expert, but I'm fairly sure those images are EXACTLY the same and the right is not actually a JPEG.
No silly. The image was originally JPEG to begin with, and then converted to PNG, to get that figure. In that case, the image would look the same anyways.
The image maker would have had a better case if he was converting an originally lossless image to lossy.
>>55050592
is this a racist joke because watermelone or poor people joke because they don't have Internet
But we just keep posting them for some reason
>>55050655
typical_german_sunday.webm
>>55050529
What the actual fuck
>>55050713
He's Swiss.
>>55050655
>>55050693
Either way, the two images are not different.
>>55050723
Swiss GERMAN.
>>55050685
I really, really like this post
>>55050655
>>55050755
>tfw you clock your pi to 1.5 ghz and it "bakes"
>>55050735
He sometimes speaks German, but that's about it
>>55050802
>implying you shouldnt be offended by those things
>>55050854
Tumblr should be offended by a lot of things too desu senpai
>>55050854
Day 1 DLC is a non-issue. You're informed on day 1 how much they're willing to jew you, and any retard can just treat the day 1 DLC as part of the base game, add the two prices together and decide if they still want it.
>>55050480
>flac elephant.png
>370 KB, 800x800
>370 KB
>Uncompressed PNG
>803 KB
??????
>>55050748
>guaranteed to get stolen
>>55050973
who would steal this cr- ooooh
>>55050959
>uncompressed png
>uncompressed
You can make PNGs with no compression.
>>55050480
this is genius
>>55050995
Daiiyyyym, das muhfugen ayysum
>>55050892
You overestimate the intelligence of adults who take video games seriously.
>>55051001
The point was that it's a compressed picture of an uncompressed picture.
>>55050703
yes
>>55051270
How long does a PSU take to bleed off?
>>55051632
I know where you're going with this, and I too hope that little faggot got zapped
>>55051270
The lightbulb is a nice touch, I think.
>>55050529
>DDR2 RAM
how old is this image?
>>55050529
>no pop tarts
disappointing
>>55050483
Can GTX 950 even play Fallout 4 at medium setting on 1080p?
>>55050726
So C is the best?
>>55050631
Data compression, yes. Audio compression specifically refers to the altering of audio. FLAC audio is not compressed.
>>55050802
>"as a mother"
how can you not hate these people with a passion ?
>>55050551
>Not understanding the superposition
I don't believe that you do get it right the first time, anon.
>>55053101
Yes... it can considering its not too far off from a 960 which got me 50-60fps with most settings maxed out (with a heavy oc)
Just get some BlitzWolf reversible cables, gangsta af
>>55050655
what the fuck is wrong with this guy
>>55050480
>when done correctly
implying this is ever the case, especially with old shit like mp3
Ill still keep my lossless source material library and use lossless in end-of-line situations like portable players
>>55050480
Any sane man just grabs the highest quality available and is done with it. Only autists refuse to listen anything but lossless or convert their shit.
>>55050551
How does getting it right every time make you NOT lazy?
>>55054420
*and use lossy
>>55054266
What game is this
>>55052800
>ddr2
>windows 10
Not more than a year old
>>55054523
Besiege
>>55054454
I get them on the first try because I do what that anon said
I hate this fucking world, too many god damn fuckers in it.
Too many thoughts and different societies all wrapped up together in this fucking place called AMERICA.
Everyone has their own god damn opinion on every god damn thing,
and you may be saying 'Well what makes you so different?'.
Because I have something only me and V have; SELF AWARENESS.
Call it exortenstiolism or whatever the fuck you want.
We know what we are to this world, and what everyone else is.
We learn more than what caused the civil war and how to simplify quadratics in school.
We've been watching you people and we know what you think and how you act.
All talk and no action.
People who are said to be brave or courageous are usually just STUPID,
then they say later that they did it on purpose cause they're brave,
when they did it on fucking accident.
God everything is so corrupt and so filled with opinions and points of view,
and peoples own little agendas and schedules.
This isn't a world any more.
It's H.O.E and no one knows it.
Self awareness is a wonderful thing.
>>55050480
use as many memes as you'd like, if you can't hear the difference between 256kbps and FLAC your ears are shit, 320 too with good headphones
>>55054413
He is a swiss (?) rich as fuck otaku, check his blog out. He's living the real weeaboo life
>>55054990
entirely depends on the mastering of the audio to begin with.
>>55051270
nice phillips krypton gas incadescent light bulb extra soft
>>55055002
He isn't even rich by swiss standards, just average
To: [email protected], [email protected]
Subject: Renaming the Debian Project
From: benjamin barber <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 2015 14:03:40 -0800
Message-id: <[] CAMTdTS-KmmtpWnn1GwA4mGK_Ex7_2O6gYxaStYz_MoTmtQxf+Q@mail.gmail.com>
>It's unfortunate that Debian is named after Debra and Ian, because having the project named after a white supremacist, who used his ex-wifes name as an trophy. Being that the current year is almost 2016 and is 20 years after Debian started, we should look to the future and not the past. We shouldn't tolerate the project being named after a person who uses the N word, or marginalizes women who've been sexually assaulted. Instead I think we ought to rename the project "Euphemia", which means "good speech" and represents our code of conduct, as well as being the name of Euphemia Lofton Haynes the first African American woman who earned a math PHD.
https://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2015/12/msg00446.html
>>55055002
He's a swiss banker, but so is everyone else in switzerland.
Where do you think the dodged taxes of the super rich go?
>>55050571
There are 10 types of people in the world. 1 group of them who understands hexadecimal and F the rest.
>>55050726
Am I a bad person for learning python
>>55050451
>>55050529
>400 $ for lian li case
LMAO
>fun
It's a gore thread now niggers.
>>55050685
Haha ahaha get it he's actually a son of a bitch xdddddd
:)
>>55056469
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>>55056469
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>>55056457
>n***ers
>>55056589
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>>55050480
The one on the right is a bit brighter
>>55056600
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.
>>55056630
What about childline?
>>55050802
>comparing things that are actually annoying to getting triggered over microagressions
gg tumblr
>>55056639
There are no children here desu
Megaman
>>55054413
Everything
>>55057435
>posting garbage from cracked.com
>>55050480
Why compression are we talking about here? Audio has a whole set of compression parameters of its own besides just file compression.
>>55050529
>$1600 for an Intel Core 2
>$345 for DDR2 (my 16 GB of DDR3 from 2012 was $80)
The HDD looks like a pretty good deal, unless Seagate really is as terrible as I've heard.
>>55050755
Does it even have a pump?
>>55060596
They're not, that study that was put out two? years ago was biased as fuck with no control and the results made no sense.
>lol a 4tb is more reliable than a 1tb
>>55060596
Lets put it this way; when I was recently doing work on my custom loop and hard mounting the res, I had to open up the back of my case and unscrew the HDD from the case to do my job.
I dropped that exact model (if its the ST3000DM001, which I suspect it is) from a height of roughly 38 inches off the ground and it still runs a fucking charm.
Of course it wasn't in use when it dropped, but that still doesn't bode well for a HDD.
The only reason they came out so badly was because one reviewer shoved something like 38 into a single box with very little anti-vibration buffering and ran them all at 100% for several days straight.
With 38, running at the full 7200rpm, 24/7, of course there's going to be a much higher failure rate than normal.
>>55060677
Not that I can tell, though if you think about it, a loop that small shouldn't need one. Yes, I am serious. The idea is that the raspberry pi can't even heat up to extreme levels and although the fluid wouldn't be moving, the fact its all connected up would provide natural heat dispersion through the liquid, averaging out the temperature.
Its the same reason why fluid that has just gone through a radiator will have roughly the same temperature as fluid that has just passed the pump, or CPU/GPU - because the liquid averages out the temperature across its entire body.
>>55056469
worst part is I know thats the story with the guys sister and mom fucking up his laptop.
>>55050510
>he thinks HAF X is cringe
Nigga i have one painted in gold with 4 Red Megaflow fans.
You will never know the feel to have all that space.get good
>>55050703
could you repeat your mom's failed abortion attempt?
>>55063690
>blood on the alumnum
im in tears.
How come very single time when one of you retards does something related with computer parts ends up spilling blood.
kek
>>55051270
What the fuck is that twink doing?
>>55050529
>DDR2
>Paying for windows anything
>>55050516
I forgot what this comic is called. Can anyone help?
>>55063862
super mega comics
>>55063870
Cheers brah.
>>55063793
is this a trick for making me put mayo as a thermal paste
>>55050710
How do I do dis?
>>55050480
why are you lying? the original is a jpg with a size of 85 KB
>>55064269
By editing/boot/grub/grub.cfgdirectly
>>55064299
Why would you lie on an anonymous image board?
>>55064340
how do I echo on grub
>>55053339
flac audio is compressed you dumbass, it's just lossless
>>55064269
why don't you get a EFI boot loader like rEFInd instead, for maximum rice
>>55064365
If you examined the file you'd see this lineecho 'Loading Linux linux ...'
>>55064428
grub.cfg is not easy to read :/, fak u
>>55064474
>ctrl + f
>command + f
> /
Literally, anywhere.
>>55063787
This kid is so full of shit.
>>55064369
>>55053339
Yeah it's still compressed, mp3 and jpg and shit are quantized on top of being compressed which is where the quality loss occurs
>>55064786
Wrong. PCM signals like what's on audio CDs (uncompressed audio) are also quantized, i.e. you round the signal amplitude at each sampling point to the nearest number you can encode in whatever code you use. Here's how JPEG works:
> take uncompressed image data (bitmap; quantized with 8 bits per color channel; three color channels; (height) x (width) pixels)
> divide into 16x16 pixel blocks
> calculate discrete cosine transform of the 2D greyscale image for each color channel of each 16x16 pixel block
> round and reencode DCT values
mp3 works similarly but takes into account some more advanced effects like not being able to distinguish two frequencies that are close together, or two acoustic events that happen in rapid succession.
>>55063807
No fucking way that worked
>>55053101
950 doesn't even run dota @ medium @ 60fps
piece of shit card
>>55065349
It did
>>55063618
>these sites let you state your income
fucking golddiggers
>>55063735
impressive
>>55050592
watermelonwatermelonwatermelon
>>55056302
Dunno for pure info but in my soon to be field (bioinformatics), Python is a requirement in pretty much any job offer.
>>55055934
kek, actually never heard that one.
>>55050592
i would rather starve to death than accept food stamps i spit on your government assistance
>>55050571
>10
but what base is this in?
>>55056630
Also no Chris Hansen. He's slippin'
>>55063793
I love how half of the commercial compounds are outperformed by a kitchen condiment. Kek.
>>55054973
what the fuck
I was just reading Eric's journal last night. Strange coincidence
>>55065530
kek
Imagine a criminal using this method to evade detection
>>55064237
>>55065894
well, apparently it's legit
http://www.hardwaresecrets.com/does-mayonnaise-last-as-a-thermal-compound
"Let’s try to answer the question we initially posed. The answer could be “not very well.” The initial performance of the mayonnaise nearly equals the performance of good “real” thermal compounds, and lasts for about 24 hours.
After that, the cooling performance degrades.
But the temperature difference stabilizes at about six degrees Celsius hotter than the initial temperature, which is not a complete disaster, but obviously places mayonnaise below the performance of commercial thermal pastes.
So, does mayonnaise last as a good thermal compound?
No, it doesn’t. But does it stop working as a thermal compound? Absolutely not. After a couple of days, it works as a pretty poor thermal compound, which is better than no thermal compound at all.
Also, after 12 days the metallic cap of the CPU and the base of the CPU cooler were pretty oxidized. Even though we could remove this oxidation with a sponge, we don’t know what would happen after a longer period of time."
>>55065713
but brian roberts, ceo of comcast, totally earned his $27 million a year without help. he should be taxed less. he needs every penny of that money just to survive. yep, i should kill myself for not being a ceo of a government-sponsored monopoly, and so should everyone else. if it's between brian roberts having a seventh home or feeding some people, i'll pick his seventh home every time. those people deserve their starvation. they played their hand the wrong way and why should anyone else have to pay for it? fuck them
>>55050892
>paying for games.
>>55063751
how the fuck did they not grep for profanity at the very least
Absolutely nothing posted in this thread is considered funny, and if you think anything posted here is funny you need to reevaluate your life choices
>>55050483
Shit, i'd take a free GPU as well, don't even care if it's "just" a 950.
I could probably stick it into my home server which has no GPU. Not that it needs one anyways, but why not have some CUDA cores, maybe i can set up some applications that do something with them, like the Google deep dream algorithm.
>>55050451
>>55050510
I think that's a nice case, it would look pretty sweet with my dual 980 ti setup, that way people who walk into my room know right away i am not poor and have disposable income.
>>55066718
there is no way in hell that actually works.
But i guess people think it's le funny meme
>>55050703
>>55065628
>>55065713
Gotta love texas.
http://www.hhsc.state.tx.us/stakeholder/2013/sep-oct/briefs.shtml
>>55050582
best thing in this thread.
>>55050480
post RAW
>>55063716
>>55063745
>One of you retards
I worked designing heatsinks for a couple years, at conventions we had so many people cut themselves picking up our products we had to bring thick gloves and warning signs.
I worked with them for years and I had tons of little nicks that bled, but never serious like.
20 hours in MSPaint.exe
>>55066999
>>55067039
It would make more sense for the electricity to go through the roof. Try it that way instead.
>>55066999
What do I win?
>>55067066
Not if everyone paid to have a trained electrician install underground services. This is a rich neighborhood that doesn't want utility poles on their roads.
>>55063607
Ha ha ha ha ha, holy cow.
>>55050451
USB c stupid fags
>>55065383
Seems like you're bottlenecked, m8.
autismo
>>55067344
I don't get it. What's funny about this?
>>55050655
>the same cancerous hamster straight from tumblr
Yeah kill yourself my man.
>>55050623
I kinda feel bad for the fox
>>55054266
>Tfw 970 runs mad max maxed out at 1080p over 80fps
Sure glad I got a 80 hz monitor and a powerful card. Also mad max is the last game I played that is supposed to have good graphics.
>>55050650
this
>>55051665
>>55051632
>The primary capacitors of even the most powerful ATX power supply, 1200W and up, would drain to safe levels (voltage too low to overcome your body's natural resistance) in less than two or three seconds when fully charged, even if left entirely alone, due to residual draw in the circuit. With lower wattage PSUs the discharge is much quicker; under 500W, a tenth of a second is not unlikely. The charge held by electrolytic and polymer capacitors in PSUs is not that extreme, and the natural resistance in these circuits is low. The capacitors discharge quickly and present little danger of shocking unless you're mucking around with the PSU while it's on (in which case you have more problems than just lax capacitor safety).
Stop spreading this bleed off meme
>>55066661
They did but there wasn't enough lines left over to complete the image.
>>55056469
>>55056511
>>55056524
STOP POSTING THIS NIGGERS
IM NEW AND I DONT LIKE IT
I WILL NEVER GET USED TO IT
>>55066986
Explain this meme
>>55066999
>hard, but possible
it's a K_33 graph therefore impossible to make a planar embedding.
where's my prize.
>>55067946
Hdmi to h2o
>>55063928
kek
>>55064345
at first glance this one actually looks better
>>55068349
https://www.google.com/search?q=teen+pc+electrocuted&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
Do you believe it was plugged in?
>>55068647
It is from /o/ originally where someone would re-upload images posted there with "aero lines" to show how the air would flow around the vehicle for better performance.
>>55069002
Is stallman aerodynamic?
>>55068756
Found the autist
>>55063716
>conservatards
>>55069225
Name one news source that is not retarded about reporting technology
>>55066947
Wow. Can you imagine being the engineer doing overtime to make such elaborate well-designed scam products? I would kill myself.
>>55066999
How is this an autism test? Why does nobody ever point out this bullshit? Do you even know what autism is?
>>55068756
>>55069375
The test worked!
>>55066718
Why does a PS/2 -> VGA adapter exist?
>>55066718
Its a serial port
We some people used it before USB.
Or atleast thats what my brother told me
Im 18 because i was born in 1998
>>55066718
I think I remember that thread, it actually worked.
>>55070099
there is another one with him transferring something, I can't find it
>>55069852
serial port has identical shape to VGA, but with less pins.
>>55066752
It doesnt, no power.
>>55050777
>ATI
You wot mate
>>55069362
It was probably Mr. Pajeet "Can't-Poo-In-Loo" Kumar
They are the types to design such moronic products, and not question the purpose of whatever it is they're told to do or come up with.
>>55070806
http://spaceshuttletothemoon dot blogspot.com/
>>55055876
>our
>>55050755
All this just to run Oregon Trail at 1080p
>>55063758
trying to fill the gap his dad left with a pair of pliers
>>55063607
oh my fuck. 10/10
>>55063745
Nigga. How old are you?
Back in the days cases were built like fucking blades.
Shit you not.
Every time you had to build a PC, take it apart, wanted to upgrade it, YOU PAID WITH BLOOD FOR THAT SHIT.
Things have changed now, for the better.
But if you see an older computer, don't forget about the blood pact.
Ps.: I had to do this shit with a similar tower. Bought a cheapo ATX case for a kid who asked me to build him a PC. And the EVO212 did not fit in it.
So, I used gentle methods (hammer, clamps), to compress it a little bit.
It worked and nothing broke.
>>55071122
25 nigga,and I fucked with computers since a kid.
I haven't cut once I dont know what are you niggers doing.
Maybe you are just too gentle.
>>55069362
Bro. In the real industry, engineers have to come up with scams, ALL the time.
> you have to design a car that breaks just in time
> you have to take apart old cars, find out why they run for so long
> you have to design consumer electronics with weak points to make them break
and so on, and so on.
in my industry for example, they come up with new refrigerants every two days, which are basically mixed from the previous ones.
BUT, you need all the new equipment for it.
The world works now like this, and it's not tinfoil shit. Brother works at AUDI, he saw the new engines, the technicians at work. The engine literally trembles if you check it with a very high speed camera, that's how thin the walls of it are.
The other thing I said about the take apart... they bring in cars, and for example find a cable that could cost a lot. So they move the cable into the motor bay so it will get wet or just break after some time.
>>55050571
There are -2 types of people in the world. Those that think they know binary, and those who see 2's compliment
>>55068265
lol it's a screenshot from a dead os, I laffed
>>55070117
fake
>>55071158
> AMD dual GPU cards
>>55071154
I mean the sides of the cases were usually really sharp. The coolers, the ram modules, everything.
Now it's all for babbies. All cute rounded shapes with no harm and no blood pact.
Just check an old ram module, it's bloody sharp.
But again, depends on when you started this shit.
>>55064518
>>>55064474
>>ctrl + f
>>command + f
>> /
>Literally, anywhere.
Probably using notepad
