First Javascript triumphed in the browser Then it rose to become

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:41:11 Post No. 55040300 [Report]

First Javascript triumphed in the browser
Then it rose to become lingua franca of the Net
OK, people said, we admit, Javascript won client-side, but for server side you still need PHP, Python...
Enter Node.JS - JS expands to server-side and triumphs there.
Then they said: OK JS wins client side and serverside but at least smartphone apps are written in Java, Swift, objective C, we're safe there.
And Javscript with NativeScript triumphs phone apps as well.
Seriously is there anything left for other languages? How can they even compete?
>NASA now admits it uses node.js IN SPACE SUITS

JavaScript literally to the moon. Pic. related.

How do you feel JavaScript coders, when you were ridiculed for being fags and not real programmers etc. and now you're elevated to NASA status?

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:42:40 Post No.55040309
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:42:40 Post No.55040309 [Report]

>>55040300
Also, check the dubs.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:44:15 Post No.55040320
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:44:15 Post No.55040320 [Report]

>people on mars in fucking NODE.JS spacesuits

hillarious

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:45:55 Post No.55040340
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:45:55 Post No.55040340 [Report]

>>55040300
I just lost my trust in NASA. Elon, don't fuck SpaceX up.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:46:17 Post No.55040346
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:46:17 Post No.55040346 [Report]

>>55040300
>How can they even compete

It's simple, they don't require 128GB of RAM to run the code.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:48:13 Post No.55040374
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:48:13 Post No.55040374 [Report]

>>55040340
>Elon, don't fuck SpaceX up.
Did you know that Elon was removed as CEO of PayPal because he wanted to move the whole server infrastructure of PayPal from UNIX-based to Microsoft Windows-based? True story, look it up.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:49:32 Post No.55040393
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:49:32 Post No.55040393 [Report]

>>55040346
>2016
>RAM still an issue
Maybe in Pakistan it is. Not in the developed world.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:52:43 Post No.55040426
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:52:43 Post No.55040426 [Report]

>>55040393
>spending money on needless shit is good
You are one dumb retard, I tell you that. Prolly an apple drone, too.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:54:47 Post No.55040445
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:54:47 Post No.55040445 [Report]

>>55040426
>too poor to afford Apple products
>goes to an Indonesian origami board to unleash his frustration

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:56:54 Post No.55040466
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 12:56:54 Post No.55040466 [Report]

>>55040445
>paying x2 for locked down devices with gimped hardware
Can you get even more retarded for me please?

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 13:03:18 Post No.55040529
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 13:03:18 Post No.55040529 [Report]

>>55040466
you're too stupid to understand Apple's products are of higher quality so I won't even bother replying to oyu anymore poorfagget

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 13:11:28 Post No.55040588
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 13:11:28 Post No.55040588 [Report]

Seems stupid, but people smart enough to work at NASA probably know better than me.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 13:29:54 Post No.55040779
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 13:29:54 Post No.55040779 [Report]

>>55040529
>shilling this hard

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 15:38:57 Post No.55042225
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 15:38:57 Post No.55042225 [Report]

Lisp weenies consider JavaScript to be a dialect of Lisp.

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Anonymous 2016-06-12 15:42:44 Post No.55042267
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Anonymous 2016-06-12 15:42:44 Post No.55042267 [Report]

>>55040374
>Spacex mars space suits powered by Azure™