>get a call at 11 at night that wakes me up
>"Hey, tech support, this is 4chan speaking. The site is down"
>Did you turn it off and back on again?
>"yeah we already did that"
>Well, did you try banning Russia?
>"No, hold on. Yes! We're back up!"
The basic bitch shit they wake me up for /g/
Tell me your tech support stories
>Squatting in my usual spot, taking a smoke
>"Dimitri! Dimitri!"
>What of shit?
>"We are ban, Dimitri!"
>We wait time and resume shitpost
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Kek
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Kekekekek
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Kek
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Kek
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>Ivan roles up in his t90
>I will get unban us