>tfw you're self-employed
Is that laughing or crying?
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>tfw mechanical turk won't let you take surveys anymore
>>55015491
>tfw not a wage slave
>tfw you work at a factory
>>55015491
>>55015540
So how'd you do it?
What cert. or degree do you have?
>TFW work for yourself from your laptop while you travel the world
>>55015547
tfw you LIVE at a factory and make lods of emone
>>55015491
feels good anon
>tfw niito
Subarashi.
>>55015510
They are in pain.
>tfw self employed
>work more hours than wage slaves
>>55015564
lol
>>55015491
>tfw college cuck
>tfw getting gangbanged by assignments and exams
I want to get off this wild ride
>>55015491
>tfw NEET
>tfw on welfare
>tfw will never get a job
>tfw elderly parents still take care of me
>tfw wagecucks will pay to take care of me and fund my video game purchases
>>55015677
It's for yourself, though, so isn't that better?
I know I'd rather work 80 hours for myself than 40 for some faceless corporate overlord.
>>55015795
I don't need to work, my parents are in their 70s and they do a great job taking care of me.
>>55015774
Living the life
>working on a website to earn me a little bit of money, with hard work
>almost finished
>suddenly get a million dollar idea, which requires a lot less work
>not sure which idea to finish first
I think I'll work on my current site first.
>tfw cook
>Shit hours, shit pay
But goddamn, it's fun
>>55015867
Jealous wagie? Wish you had parents who let you live with them and eat their food for free? It's what they owe me after all.
>tfw if international monetary system doesn't completely fail in the next 90 years, i don't need to do anything but enjoy myself.
>tfw electrical engineer in small office
>tfw NEET
Is this meme speak for neet?
>>55016213
Good job. Fuck society, you don't owe it anything, it owes you.
>>55016034
that's how it was when I worked parks and rec, shit pay but god damn getting paid to ride around trails all day was the shit
>be neet
>stop getting autism bux
>have to work like pic related
This is what happens when natural selection is no longer a thing
>tfw when /g/ is mostly underage who pretend to be proficient with technology and spend all day in their Mother's basement spouting memes
>>55015677
>>55015491
What the fuck do you do? I'm saying fuck all this and joining the navy to be a nuclear engineer.
>>55016287
I voted for bernie sanders to avoid this. Fuck trump, facist is going to take away welfare I deserve.
>tfw my own boss
>>55015564
you don't need a fucking degree to hire yourself. are you retarded?
>>55016407
kek too bad for you that bernout is done for
>tfw make ~$1,000 from apps every month and work only a few times a month
>tfw parents only charge $400 for rent and let me eat dinner with them for free
Sell your code you niggers, it's the only way out of this hell.
>>55016452
>>55016497
Honestly, we should embrace communism. It'll end wage slavery for good.
>>55016497
Working on it senpai.
>>55016524
But it doesn't fucking work you dumbass (see USSR) despite all the hype.
>>55016448
Please provide source
>>55016524
Under communism you not only have the right to work, but also the obligation to work.
>>55016287
why does that pepe look like hans moleman
>>55016552
It wasn't implemented properly
>>55016561
You work for yourself and to help everyone not to make some kike boss rich. The means of production deserve to be in the hands of the 99% rather than the 1%
>>55016497
>only make $1000 a month
lol what a fucking poorfag. I make about 4.5 a month. Seriously if you were on your own that $1000 is barely anything.
>>55016612
Shut up wagecuck.
>>55016376
>when u realize nuclear engineer just means you drive underwater boats
gl faggot
>Tfw you were cubicle jockey and wanted to switch careers and ended up in a cubicle
Me in the front
>>55015547
What's wrong with it?
Trump Coin my boys, Trump Coin. Soon I'll be living the life!
>tfw you realise money isn't real
>tfw you realize good survival skills are more important than money
>>55016497
I don't even have proper job (technically a NEET) but I earn $1000 per week
LMAO
>Programmers
>>55016715
I'm an industrial engineer and that sounds cool as shit. Where do I sign up?
>>55016609
>everytime communism was implemented it wasn't real communism
kys
>>55016194
Did you study for it? Why are you in an office? Shouldn't you be with a team with a drawing board on the table?
>>55016609
>dont have to work for kike bosses
lol communism is as jewish as yom kippur
>>55016774
>1000 a week
If you think this is a good salary, then you're sadly mistaken
>>55016848
>NEET
>Salary
More jokes pls
>>55016857
>NEET
>earning 4k a month
There's your next joke.
>>55016870
>4k
>Worth anything
hahaha
>>55016497
>>55016612
How to? what kind of app? How did you monetize it?
>>55015564
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>55016889
Don't want to sound like a shill but basically most coin comes from ads and app purchases.
tfw get flown around the states to build automated systems & robotics and work whenever I want whatever time I want
>>55016774
he said per month not per week rofl
>>55017121
That's even more hilarious.
Although I do respect him for honestly trying to earn his money. Best wishes for him.
>>55015491
>>>/biz/
not technology
>>55016885
>4k a month
>every month
You're retarded, most people don't make nearly that much even with a job.
>tfw you're a student with not enough time and all your money goes to /dev/null
>tfw you're not earning 100k a year from bug bounties like you could be
>>55017196
I actually do earn a little bit more than that. But my job is shit tier
>>55015547
I do too, but I'm IT support so it's ok.
>>55017214
Even if it's a shit tier job you're still above most of the population. The point is that nobody is making 4k a month off neetbux
>>55017214
sorry to disappoint you, but I don’t think this anon is talking in yens
>>55017279
Not everyone lives in weabooland, hiro
>be 14
>really into guitar, bass, piano and sax
>hell yeah imma be a musician when I grow up
>get into music production on the computer at 16
>family can't afford to send me to a music university
>be 22
>work at a shitty store with shit hours and shit pay putting shitty groceries on shitty shelves
>friend encourages me to start a Patreon to fund my music production
>why the fuck would anyone want to give me money for music
>fuck it
>have a small following of loyal fans so it might work
>spend entire vacation two years ago setting up everything
>two years has passed and I'm streaming me making music every weekend, release songs every two weeks or couple of months and give away free lessons and material for people starting out making music
I still work at the shitty job, but if everything continues to go well with the music I'll be able to quit my shitty job and do music and vidya gayming for a living in a little over a year.
I'm going to sing, play guitar and piano live at a pretty big event where I live in a month.
Pray for me.
>>55017493
post your social media (youtube, bandcamp, whatever)
i wanna see your songs m8
>>55017564
>Anonymous image board
>>55017493
gl man, hope u get what u want and more
>>55017572
If you want to get big you can't be shy anon. Maybe a certain producer frequents this board and would help out
>>55017564
I'm still pretty local and I use my real name, so I'd rather not have it on 4chan right now as it's really easy to find me with Google.
>>55017577
Thanks mate.
>>55017588
I feel safer not using 4chan for that.
It'll be okay in the end guys.
We're all going to be daijoubu.
Just think about what you love and focus a ton of energy on it.
Not all of your energy, just enough to get started.
Test
>>55015996
Just give me the million dollar idea and ill work on it for ya.
>>55015774
kys
>>55016279
That's cool, anon
I used to do construction, but the night shifts were killing me.
>tfw you're posting from prison and only get an hour a week to shitpost as much as possible
>>55016376
No you are joining to be a retarded tech who looks at valves for 80 hours a week. I was one. Dont fucking sell your soul to uncle sam
>>55017914
>beat me to it
>fucking shit
>>55017931
>static image
>webm
jesus you're one of those fucking retards
>>55017934
>one
>maybe
i'm currently planning to do web developing, concept illustation, and music production on the side while going to university. can i make enough cash off all 3 of these to sustain a decent living?
>>55018041
>Wasting 28KB
>On a webm
>brother worked his ass off to start a successful business
>tfw I got extremely lucky and get paid to work my own hours from the comfort of my home
I got so lucky. Still live the NEET life though.
>>55018102
doing?
>>55018126
drawing anime tiddies.
after years of getting shit on at fly by night hosting companies I finally got a sweet six figgie gig at a huge tech company with real benefits and resources out the ass. have fun playing quarterly taxes and getting shafted by clients while you make your own hours.
>>55018147
nice
>>55018126
Editing photos mostly, I can do actual labor any time for real money but I have to get over my shitty anxiety and anti-social attitude first.
>>55018147
You win at life. I bet your job must be really really hard. :^)
>>55018248
what kind of photos?
>>55018281
Your mom's nudes :^)
>>55015677
At least there are no employees to pay, so more $$ for me to rake in.
>>55015774
I wish I was you
>tfw 30
>tfw jobless for a year
>tfw got a job landscaping with a bunch of Mexicans to pay for gay-men addiction
>tfw laughing out loud at their stupid brainless zug-zug talk.
>tfw crying on the inside
>tfw 1080 is announced
>tfw $700 dollary-doos
>tfw start smoking weed to make the pain go away
>tfw slowly start not taking their shit anymore
>tfw got into an altercation at work cause sick of being the white guy
>tfw no more job
>tfw bank account is slowly dripping
>tfw AMD announced RX480
>tfw AMD showed RX in crossfire beating 1080
>tfw graphics were obviously lower on the crossfire
>tfw 2 fps higher
>tfw hopes and dreams of NEET battlestation are fading away
>>55017084
so you sell the app and also put adds on it? thats hideous, or you have multiple apps?
>>55018744
This is not an uncommon tactic. Cash of clanks or whatever the fuck you call it is "free" but has ads and in app purchases.
>>55015774
Lol you're so fucking useless like lmao why do you even exist? :^) lol it must suck not being able to afford anything at all :/ It also must suck being a virgin and having no friends :(((
>>55017102
How do i start my own robotics business anon?
>>55016243
Why does society owe you?
>>55018856
I've never understood the appeal grown adults have for that kind of games, my dad made me play a similar game so he could have more daily gold and the father of an ex also played something similar
>>55015547
>tfw you work at a factory
>of a Japanese company
>in the R&D section
>but don't do research at all
JUST
>>55015547
>the face you work at a factory in china
>access 4chan by proxy
>>55015547
It's not work, it's home
>>55015576
that show is shit.
>>55018896
Build robom that can a suck a dick
>>55018866
>worthless
not like people even need to contribute to society much anymore.
>>55019002
My freedom
>>55018866
>>55018263
>>55018311
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>>55019228
it would be pointless because it would be so unnatural that people will switch back to their fleshlight
>tgfw got promotion the other day
You cant exploit your boss if you're self-employment.
Wage slaves 1
Beard fats 0
>>55019265
Not if you build a robom that can REALLY a suck a dick.
Seriously, do you HATE money?.
>>55015527
>giving them your info
tsk
tfw poor
>tfw you're employed
>>55015795
>It's for yourself, though, so isn't that better?
I
t is but also take a toll on you if you aren't careful, young or old. You need discipline and to manage your time right. Which way most people will always be wage slaves, they have no self control.
>>55015547
I once worked in a factory. Never again.
>Loud noise
>Break-neck pace
>No real training to do the job
>>55016497
I make more that that working part time at walmart while in collage, the kids I'm around are so fucking lazy and entitled. Growing up if didn't work i didn't eat, these fuck are terrified of the prospect of work.
>>55019260
illiterate retard
>>55016612
>tfw earn only 1200$ a month after taxes and I'm considered a wage god among my peers in my country
thanks communism
>>55020532
there are people who fight to keep these miserable jobs. you believe that shit?
are the worst
>tfw you're working at a grocery store
wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't had pissed away money going to college
this is a tripfag filter test
>>55015677
I'm self employed, I do consultant work in software engineering. 28 hours a week. Only one year of university done so basically Its like an internship but self employed, 22.50$/hr 4 dollars more than 95% of interns with only one year under their belt.
>retired early
I feel like I won at this.
>>55015774
What happens when your Cuck parents die though?
>tfw neet
>tfw got rejected from 2 jobs last month
>tfw 22
Someone show me tutorial on how to livestream so you can watch me commit sudoku.
Owner-operator here. Grossed 152k last year. Feels gud.
>>55016497
>living with parents
>pay rent
americucked, do your folks watch dr phil?
>>55016497
People miss the point of this post. It's not how much money he is currently making, it's that he has no BOSS. Plus revenue from his current/future digital assets is cumulative.
> tfw student
> tfw made a stupid app
> tfw earn more than minimum wage on a 2-hour workweek
