https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBgQLraVGJQ
get in here bois, might be some /qualcomm/ level shit. :)
lenovo makes phones?
Who hype for Moto Z?
who is this man milk mephistopheles
Chinks
What the fuck?
Do that guy has 3 fingers?
>>54994342
poor guy :(
>>54994342
he brought a 'bunch of famous' people with him to compensate
omg.... where do they find these people??....
>youtube star
>Bendable screens
Why haven't we seen this 3 finger guy on the board before?.....
is he an actual engineer or just a talking head?
>intel talking about innovation after remaining static in desktop and laptop cpu processors for the last 5 years
>prebuilt
>intel i7 with an nvidia 960
>sports
jesus christ lenovo who fucking cares
those are some responsive touchscreens
>>54993759
>>54994499
Just show the damn phone already
>DA CLOUD
It always amazes me to see how software/computer companies think that they can fix sports with their technology that has nothing to do with reviewing referee calls or scoring systems.
>those glasses
>that dress
>those shoes
2edgy4me
PERSONAL COMPUTING IS OBSOLETE
>CLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUD
>Personal computing is becoming obsolete. It's all about connected computing.
Cloud haters BTFO
shut the fuck up and show us the danm phone already
my god his engrish is bretty gud.
DAT BOX DOE
>actually calling the name of the phone the slang term used to describe the size of it
ITS A PHAB
POWER OF DA CLOUD
That's not the phone i was talking about you chink
>>54994690
it is phabulous
his fukin shirt
UGHH GOD.
>not having a portable chip fab plant in your pockets
lame
Where's the phab 1?
>thinking AR will be relevant
GUUUNMEEETAL
phabulous!
FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE DOLLARS
Is the phab the moto Z?
tango is legitimately neat-o
PHAB is a separate line from Lenovo, it has traditionally been phablets so thats what it is with its 6.4-inch screen
They don't even have a faked real time AR set up like Microsoft Hololens. Embarrassing
>>54994860
I hope not
>>54994915
There you go
who thought this was a good idea
I can already see the measured dick pics.
"unfortunately app has stopped"
>lol
That measurement thing is pretty cool desu
>>54995020
That's the only thing that has been impressive so far with this AR demo
Fucking snoresville
>>54995020
Can it measure curved things? The kinds of things they'd have me calculate in calculus?
>can't into dominos
You could buy a whole lot of dominoes for the cost of this device.
>>54995052
he only did boxes and angular shit. I would assume, since alot of the demos are angular, it can't.
How you want your floor,senpai?
Who is this oriental?
when's the retro thinkpad
>pradeep
>>54995209
CEO Yang Yuanqing.
Any thing on the razr yet?
>>54995282
Nope, expect to sit through more worthless tech talk
>>54995282
They're not announcing a RAZR. They're announcing the Moto Z, which is thin as fuck and will have snap covers that enhance specific functions (i.e. camera, battery, speakers).
The reason they teased the RAZR was to show that this phone will have a huge impact like it.
>>54995302
That's fine, did they announce the Z yet?
>>54995313
Right now I guess
>>54995313
Nope
>>54995313
>>54995345
What the fuck
what are those
Please applaud
Magical dots
Fucking Ashton Kutchuer is clearly not impressed.
>>54995368
Laughingwhores.jpg
meme actor
>>54995381
he's the ghost of bill gates now
>>54993635
They do now.
>>54995368
>>54995416
It looks hideous
So this....is the power of....magnets.....wooooahhhhhhh
i want my flip phones back
>>54995431
FUCKING MAGNETS
>>54995429
I didn't think it was possible to make an uglier phone compared to the Motorola Droid Turbo 2 but they did it
Any word on thinkpad classic?
>>54995442
HOW DO THEY WORK???
Didn't they tell you to not move around when speaking in high school speech class?
This projector looks rad anyway.
>>54995457
nope
How?..
How the fuck that works?!
could no one bother to iron this dumb chink's shirt after he decided to leave it tucked out.
>>54995431
it might look good with that incipio thing
totally unscripted scripted events
MAGNETS
>>54995476
I wonder why they don't have slave interns doing that shit
>proceeds to play gay ass emo music
who gave this ubisoft reject the greenlight to speak?
Inbeedeep my ass
All this nerd coming off the chink at least feels relatable probably to any nerd that would watch this sort of thing.
I'm really liking the the moto z so far. I'll have to actually have on in my hand before buying though.
will there be a flip phone mod?
No 3.5mm headphone port confirmed
http://www.cnet.com/products/motorola-moto-z-force/
Verizon Exclusive in Summer and Unlocked in Fall
YOURE FIRED
>>54995537
FUCKING DROPPED
Did he just snap the cover on the front lmfao fames
>we would like you to open up your wallet
>>54995537
you have to buy the motomod with it
>>54995537
Surely you meme my good man
>>54995537
fucking why
>we'll take the headphone jack off the phone to shave a millimetre off but that giant, grotesque camera hump on the back? that's okay.
I guess I'm not getting Android N after 7 months of having the Turbo 2 now that the Moto Z is out. Thanks Lenovo and Verizon
>>54995559
lel
>>54993600
is that ashton cuthcer
WHATS THE PRICE OF THE NEW MOTO Z YOU CHINK PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54995582
it's steve jobs
he just walked off
LOL
was this all of it?
WHERE ARE MY THINKPADS
Ok what's the catch with lenovo
what's the first thing that it breaks
>>54995596
They announced the Turbo 2 for $26/month over two years for Verizon or about $625 to outright buy it.
That commercial is pretty funny.
>2016
>still using zomg zombies to advertise
>>54995646
Yeah it's dated maymays but still nowhere near as cringy as anything samsung ever does.
>That Moto Z abortion
>Literally cut off some good feature the X Style had
>No headphone jack
>""""modules""""
Fucking dropped. You light as well buy the already cheap Moto X Pure/Style, it's the last best Motorola phone.
Did they release any other new phones? Any phablets COMING TO THE US??
SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI
>>54995663
>Last Motorola phone
The last Motorola phone was the Droid MAXX. The Moto X was designed with Google in mind.
what the fuck am i watching
>>54995654
samsung's wayne campaign was far more amusing than zombie cat memes
>>54995654
https://youtu.be/vv_HRIrJ1aE
looks good to me
>>54995715
what the
>>54995354
You remember how the last LG phone had those module things?
It's like that except not retarded.
It's just back plates that connect via magnets to the phone and can add functionality like extra speakers or a projector.
The Z force + battery pack nears 5000 mah
Where the fuck is the flip phone I was promised. I was expecting a new Razr and I get thus garbage?
>no MotoMods with keyboard attachment
Missed opportunity
>>54995871
Seconded.
>pocket projector announced before modular keyboard or dac
Goob jod
>>54995715
>all these weeb avatarfags who probably browse 4chan in the comments
goddamn this is cancer
>>54995928
cry more
>>54995948
i am
>>54995968
https://www.youtube.com/user/GoodmanFeels/videos
There's nothing wrong with a little anime on GoyTube.
>>54995980
it's not, but it's the attention whoring weaboo avatarfags in the comment section that are triggering me
i feel like i'm on a 4chan with accounts
>>54996006
Tripfags thrive like never before in the comments section.
There is the misaka mikoto shit that never ends and never ceases to get praise.
>>54995871
would be godtier if they did announce that.
>>54995871
They did, clearly shown a keyboard.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2407591
Here's an accurate representation of what Lenovo is doing to Motorola.
>>54993635
motorola
>show starts in an hour
fuck that
>>54996706
Have you tried skipping forward friendo?
Motorola was always shit, razor phone was a fad that set a trend of slim phones where they got lucky.
Everything they make is bad and no they are getting passed around like a cheap whore.
>>54993600
how much ashton cuckner charged for being there to drop the phone?
>>54993600
a fucking joke
moto mods looks like a "project ara will never work, but let's do one module instead of a modular phone".
The whole presentation was painful to watch,
>wifi chink can't even into english,
>other chinks wearing ridiculous shirts,
>alien hands man,
>bald stuttering man,
>intel innuvation man,
>lenovo worker drones cheering painfully for whatever reason and not on queue,
>high pitched bitch from youtube out of nowhere
>weird non existant words like "phab" or "multiconvergencespermgernce" thrown around like it's fine
>silly looking chinaman boxes with silk
>fat engie trying not to fuck up presentation in front of chink overlords
and the list goes on and on. Fuck you Steve Jobs hope you die twelve more times, now everyone wants to do this shitshows, Samshit was already doing creepy shit, now we also have Lenovo, you bastard.
>>54997307
I liked the product though, and who cares if they don't have presentation skills it's nice to see them all up there actually showing off the product like a salesman.
>>54997351
want to know more about the moto z and the moto mods but fuck it was a chore to watch all that just for someone holding a new phone and saying you can slap shit on the back. I hope Wifi caught on his shamefur dispray specially after using the stupid boxes.
That projector is pretty cool desu. I have a feeling it won't be as good in person though.
HELP ME HELP ME!
Someone post that real men like thick laptops image with the ThinkPad compared to the macbook!
I NEED IT URGENTLY!
>>54997307
Cringiest presentation I have ever seen...
Ashton Kutcher never looks happy these days. Can't blame on this one though, shit was embarrassing.
lenovo presents: buzzwords
oh and Ashton Kutcher's here!
>>54998312
>>54998363
It's funny because yellow lenovo men got him after watching the steve jobs shit movie. I mean, Fassbender would've never go to that shitfest.
>>54997668
x200's baller
