>tfw i bought one of these and bring it to starbucks, college, mcdonalds and anywhere people are mass-using cellphones.
>Mfw i can barely contain my smile as dozens of people start fidgeting their phones furiously totally oblivious to my masterful ruse
Any other ways to use /g/ for mischief?
>>54986758
>things that never happened
this is illegal
The autism
I hope you enjoy paying 10K bail when someone arrest you.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/chicago-man-arrested-cell-phone-jammer-metro-article-1.2561018
>>54986783
That mans a fucking idiot. I just keep it nonchalant, turn it on inside my backpack and resume talking to my friends who also have no idea. Im not drinking cans of beer inside a public transport while holding it in my hand. That guys a fucking moron. I blend in with the crowd.
Can't these things interfere with pacemakers or other medical equipment?
>>54986816
Ok Mr hacker guy, they will not totally just look at the time phones start failing and the time a dude enter and leave places on the security cameras, no sir, you will never be caught.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-31604908
>>54986758
>>54986816
Jesus dude, grow the fuck up. How do you manage to hold any level of self-respect you fucking child?
>>54986758
Is there any actually usefull application for this when you are a civilian?
>>54986848
>crowds of college students literallt enter the same place at the same time
The worst they can do is narrow it down to 'only' the 45 people that just entered the college bar.
Anyways ive been doing this for months now and no one has any idea whats happening. Theyre pointing their fingers at a few schmucks at CompSci which couldnt be farther from the truth
>>54986758
Buy a gtx 1080 founders edition and stab yourself with it.
>>54986758
That's pretty f*cking epic dude!
Just like the watchdogs 2 reveal trailer, u gonna tell those people who the 1337 h4ck3r is! Are you in a hacking group I can dig?
>>54986758
where can I buy one?
>tfw I work as a college IT technician and discovered someone doing this on a regular basis at the library
>Called the FCC to report them, they got caught, expelled and fined over $50k on top of the $100k in student loans they'll now have to repay without even getting a degree.
>>54986758
No, you didn't.
>>54986929
Don't be retarded you don't.
http://www.electroschematics.com/1003/mobile-cell-phone-jammer/
>>54986758
I support this. Cellphones are degeneracy.
>>54986929
Bumping this question
>>54986933
We had the same. Someone was using one in a retail site we support, kept taking our 4G POS terminals down. ACMA (ausfag FCC) set up a black box with three antennas and caught the guy after a few days, he was in the library downstairs. OP, as always, is a faggot.
>>54987039
Google it you cocksniff.
>>54987039
>Where can I buy something that is illegal in every single country with electricity? Let me just bump my question that I posted less than ten minutes ago and that already was solved.
Jesus is summer already?
that is extremely illegal
>>54986758
We get it you vape
>>54987091
Good thinkin
>get cauught
>no officer, I vape, my subaru is parked outside
Whycome terrorists don't just do this in business districts of first world countries instead of blowing themselves up all the time?
>>54987083
If he was white and he did it at some place with muslims or niggers he would be labeled a terrorist and judged for a hate crime.
How do people even get caught using one of these things?
>>54987153
By using them.
>>54987153
The FCC and other regulatory bodies can easily detect them and track the users with standard signal tracing methodology.
I read about one dipshit who would drive around with one in his car to stop others from using their phones near him. The FCC set up some cameras and other equipment along the route that he was taking (due to reported outages) and nailed him with ease.
It's pretty hard to get caught if you just do it once and nobody sees the device, but if you do you make a habit of it then the FCC will start hunting for you.
>>54986891
>The worst they can do is narrow it down to 'only' the 45 people that just entered the college bar.
>implying you wouldnt shit in your pants when federal agents get you in the interrogation room
>>54986933
No, you didn't, twink.
It'd be fun to put one on a drone.
>>54986816
How do you know that there isn't an emergency in the area around you that requires a call to an ambulance and other emergency services?
>>54987153
Triangulation. The jammer is inherently stronger than the cell netowk its swamping, all they need to do is look for a high power transmitter on whichever band (frequency) is being impacted. The signal is also missing TDMA data, another big hint that it is not a cell tower. Carriers also see them in their netwok stats (repeated failed sign on/handover attempts on a single cell site) if they are watching closely enough, which, if enough people complain, they will start doing.
No more difficult than finding a bright globe in a dark room really.
>>54987282
Business, and other landlines hero
>>54987282
Do you honestly think he cares?
>>54987112
Because it is only moderately disruptive and fairly easy to pinpoint.
>>54987210
Well if you're driving what's the problem? Provided it doesn't fuck with GPS, get the bastards off their phones while they're driving.
If you just used one of these things sparingly and never twice in the same place would you ever get caught?
>>54987319
> passengers are not allowed to use their phones
> people on buses are not allowed to use their phones
You don't think much, do you son..
>>54987319
Using a phone while driving is legal.Many people (myself included) use hands free devices anyway.
>>54986758
>classic image.jpg
>>54987319
What about passengers who are not driving? They don't deserve to talk on a cell phone?
>>54987319
>someone gets in a wreck on a freeway in the middle of nowhere
>cant call an ambulance
>no landlines for miles
>everybody dies
>>54987330
Yes.
How do these things work anyway?
>>54987330
Probably not. All the examples of people getting caught typically involve them using the things multiple times in the same general area.
>>54987340
>Using a phone while driving is legal
>>54987381
They overpower the relevant frequencies with noise.
>>54987381
They just blast a fuckload of noise on the same frequency that phones broadcast on. They have to broadcast with more power, but that's pretty easy when you're jamming cell phones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_jamming#Method
>>54987420
Yeah, it is. Texting while driving is illegal, but talking on the phone is legal in my state.
>>54987381
They dump noise onto the same spectrum at a higher power than the cell tower
It's like blowing an airhorn in church, nobody can hear the preacher and you piss a lot of people off
keep it up OP.
>>54987420
Maybe it isn't legal in the nanny state shit hole you call your homeland, yuropoor.
>>54986816
t. 14-year-old who just finished playing Watch_Dogs
>>54987112
Because yelling 'ALLAHU ACKBAR' and having phones stop working within a however many metre radius doesn't make for good martyrdom.
>>54987503
It would be hilarious though.
>>54987319
Christ you're retarded.
where i can buy o make (dome diy tutorial) a microphone jammer
there is a fucking spic who speaks in a mic at 7:00am to sell his fucking tacos
i want to jam his signal and play fart noises or something.
>>54986758
I was against these things until I saw this disgusting thread of facebook addicted normies freaking out about them. Would like to try one sometime now to just fuck your life up and make you face reality.
>>54986758
>>54987620
hahaha holy shit you're pathetic.
Morality aside, how can you possibly be caught and convicted unless you have it in your goddamn backpack or something? Just throw it in a trash can and it will stay in the area for days, right?
>we can't use our phones
>it must be them new hacker kids, let's track them
>it's just sitting in a dumpster somewhere
>>54987656
*click*
that's the sound of your life ending cellphone cuck
>>54986758
What does it do?
>>54986758
>>54987599
You need to be 18 to post here.
>>54987748
Did you read the posts above about how numerous companies can fairly easily track down what's causing the blackout? Leaving it in one spot would make it even easier.
>>54986899
underrated post
>>54987771
Okay, so do it once every few days. Assume it's cheap enough to build a wacky hacky device that you don't care that you don't recover it. Company tracks it down and removes it, it's a big fucking headache, you do it again two days later. Put it in different places, a trash can, on top of a bookcase, inside an office refrigerator, whatever. You shut off cell service to an entire area for as long as you want.
>>54987748
>Just throw it in a trash can and it will stay in the area for days, right?
The device is exceptionally easy to find. Once they find it, it will be even easier to look at whatever surveillance is pointed at the trash bin to see you put it there.
>>54986891
>The worst they can do is narrow it down to 'only' the 45 people that just entered the college bar.
They can narrow it down even further because you'll eventually leave and you'll most likely leave alone.
>>54987124
Actually reading this made me realize that this could actually save your life if there was an actual terrorist bombing that relied on a cell phone or beeper detonation device
>>54987837
>leave alone
this is true, without a doubt
>>54987819
If you do it continuously, people will begin to notice, and you'll soon find a letter requesting you pay many thousands of dollars in fines.
>>54987767
i just want to resolve a issue like a grown up.
>>54986886
If I were a professor of a filler course I would use it to get the attention of my class.
>>54987874
I'm not trying to commit the perfect crime or anything, I just think it would be absurdly easy to get away with.
>>54987879
Resolving the issue like a grownup would entail you going over to him and asking him politely to turn it down. But I suppose that's too much to ask from a child.
>>54987893
Try it and report back, then.
Funnily enough, most telcos and governments take messing with phone service pretty seriously
>>54987854
Great, so if you happen to live in Iraq during the American occupation, you might avoid getting blown up by IEDs. Of coruse now you're disrupting the US military's communication and you'll probably end up in Gitmo.
>>54987771
He is not worried about the device being found ,
He wants to cause outage for a time and not be caught.
>>54986758
>>54986816
>>54987854
The government can just turn off cell service. They aren't going to just let Joe Q. Public run around with some Chinese-made cell phone jammer.
>>54987938
You dumb fucking nigger, I'm not claiming it is easy, "LOL TRY IT FAGGOT", goddamn. It just doesn't SOUND very hard to "leave something lying around every now and then".
>>54987939
Do these things block all channels? Isn't there a way to communicate without radio frequencies? I am wondering why they wouldn't equip Humvees with these
>>54987975
> Assume it's cheap enough to build a wacky hacky device that you don't care that you don't recover it.
ok
>>54988013
Right. That's part of the assumption. Assume I don't care about retrieving the device. I want to build it, leave it somewhere, build another one, leave it somewhere else. What aren't you understanding?
>tfw my college doesnt encrypt traffic
>mfw I can sniff traffic
Am I a l33t haxor yet?
>>54986758
>tfw people buy this shit when an S3 does the job just fine
I was thinking of using a controlled, short range jammer to protect an automobile in the event of outside hack. Unfortunately, it would pretty much wipe out the ECU in the process lol but hey if anyone knows how to work around that, give it a go.
>tfw i don't have one of your shitty little internet toys
>mfw i can barely contain my smile as I enjoy life as dozens of people start fidgeting their phones trying to get the latest useless bit of information they could have easily gotten before they left but they're too fucking stupid, lazy, and lack the ability to plan for anything like they're mentally fucking eight years old
>>54987864
They still wouldn't have anything but circumstantial evidence.
do you know of the shopping carts that have the locking wheels on them?
they work on a radio frequency long time ago I built a box to broadcast the same freq and would go into target and other stores that had them and flip it on and off and laugh at people when their cart would lock up
probably get locked up and fined nowadays
>>54987827
Bongland is not murica. Pls go
I feel like i should get one of those now, alone with those things that record calls.
>>54987765
>those tabs
i love this meme
>>54988122
This is interesting. When I was younger and was bored, I would change my walkie talkie to be on the same frequency as Maccas drive thru comms. That sort of stuff is really fun. What you did intrigues me and I might actually have a go at it.
>>54988192
that’s great I had thought about that but never tried that my friends phone number was one away from domino’s pizza and when his Mom wasn’t around we would answer the phone on Fridays as this is domino’s what the fuck do you want or just take orders and hang up
>>54987319
you are a genuine fuckwit.
>>54986780
>>54986758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQFcVR6vEs&feature=youtu.be
This Is Illegal You Know, Also, where the hell do you get these anyway OP
>>54987017
Enjoy carrying around a landline, or using one of the rare payphones you can find whenever you need to make a quick call. I'm sure you feel so elite doing that.
>>54986891
If they are pointing fingers at all you should stop. Actually you should just stop. Actually you never should have started.
I am a ham opp and if I got wind of you I would find you and you would not be happy with the results.
>>54987599
> a microphone jammer
http://www.ebay.com/itm/272119913156
>>54986758
Is it legal to use this at home to ground teenagers?
also, post buy link op
>>54988628
Get a load of this guy.
>>54987077
>>54986848
>Image in the article is a FTO
>Bloke was driving a Jag
Journalism everyone
>>54988628
> ham radio operator
> intimidating
Pick one.
>>54988778
Not in 'murica, you can't crap in the radio spectrum.
>>54988861
>ham radio
>ham
>dudes fat
kek
>>54987291
I used to work for a cell phone company, pretty much any outage gets reported because bastards know they can get micro refunds on their bill if they bitch and moan enough. 20 minute outage = 45 minutes of bitching at multiple departments to get a $5 account credit.
Can I get one for ATSC broadcasts?
>>54986929
>>54987039
You can build your own for wifi jamming, not as effective as the one OP bought, but it would still work
>>54989000
how exactly?
>>54987981
>Do these things block all channels?
Yes. They operate on a wide spectrum. If you wanted to just block certain spectrums you could make devices to do so, but these cheap devices just aim wide.
>Isn't there a way to communicate without radio frequencies?
Not really if you want it omnidirectional. If you want point to point there are options available that won't be jammed by these kinds of things.
>>54986922
I know this is bait but I still want to kick you in the nads
>>54987273
how would you controll it tough?
Reddit; the thread
>>54989199
btw nice idea op
>>54986776
i bought one in 2005 before the FCC cracked down. it was amusing to use a few times at starbucks. now it collects dust.
>>54986758
>>54987887
>>54987017
>>54988778
It's illegal. See ya in jail dude.
>>54986843
No, but I have a software radio and can detect these asshats if they do it more than once.
>>54989079
WaveBubble
>>54987927
People don't listen to reason, the person in question will simply tell him to fuck off.
>born too early to retire rouge andys
>born too late to be a phreaker
>born just in time to get my phone jammed by an autistic edgelord on the train
Why can't I just die already?
>>54989123
Laser. Or with programmed routes based on a compass, flight times and velocity.
>>54989380
Or modulate the jammer with a known scheme, and communicate in the gaps.
>>54986933
Yeah fucking right. /g/ as usual
>>54988896
lal
>>54986758
>buying that
>nog just using your phones' or laptops' builtin wifi card to send deauth tot every client on the network
>making things harder and costlier than necessary
oh wait it jams the cell phone frequency? neat. I always have fun just jamming the WiFi.
>>54988115
Implying you'll still be an edgy cool guy when a federal agent wants to look inside your backpack
>>54989365
>retire rouge andys
wtf
>>54989766
The gaps are to talk to the quad over radio, while still fucking up other protocols.
I don't understand how it'd be so easy to catch a guy using it. Are there people and police actively tracking signal jamming?
Sure, people in the local vicinity would get pissed at their phones not working, but how often would they think "holy shit, there's a guy using a jammer somewhere near me" and not think of other things like "my carrier/phone is a piece of shit" or "must be a fucking fluke"?
How fast would you be caught if you just casually walked around town in stores and cafes with the thing in your pocket, flipped it on when you saw somebody on their phone, and flip it off as you leave?
>>54987364
good
>>54989852
You do understand how jammers work, right? They work by flooding the area with signal. Mobile carries can notice remotely when an entire area goes dark all and once, then they just go to the epicentre and find you.
Of course if you're quick then you'd have to be unlucky and actually have someone near you and on the ball, but it'll happen eventually, especially if there are repeated reports of signal problems in certain areas at certain times
>>54989852
You wouldn't be caught /g/ which has turned into reddit is trying to scare you into not doing it
Though, if you do keep going back to the same cafe, im sure someone would think "it must be a mobile jammer"
>>54989874
Disregard this. A cellar company would not care if it only happened once. Plus they wouldn't be able to fine you for it if you only do it once, because it could've been anything that triggered all the phones.
>>54989902
>only once
If you buy a cell jammer you are not going to use it once and then throw it in the bin
>>54989107
There's a line between bait and irony
>>54989852
>Are there people and police actively tracking signal jamming?
It's called the FCC retard.
If you don't even know that, you are probably not smart enough to jam and get away with it.
>he thinks you can't track an active jammer
jesus christ m8 take a physics class
>>54989929
Once in a certain cafe
>>54987827
>>54987748
>>54987273
you could use a drone to place it on a rooftop never exposing yourself, right? The only problem is the drone getting away without being tracked
maybe land on another rooftop and wait a day or two before flying on
can you solar charge a drone over a few days and run on the solar power?
>>54989852
Do smart phones have radio receivers?
Can you make a distributed application that 3+ people can use to triangulate say jammers or even other radio transmissions?
Might be cool if you have friends (and if phones are that advanced now)
>>54986758
wtf is this?
>>54987017
This
>>54989951
Then they will notice that parts of their network are going dark for unexplained reasons.
If you do it once your chance of getting caught is remote. The more you do it the more likely it will get noticed as someone actively interfering with the radio spectrum and the more likely it will get reported to the FCC and investigated.
>>54990066
A newfag detector.
>>54986758
>make it so you can turn it off and on remotely or with a hidden cable of some sort
>find someone who usually goes to the place you use it
>turn it on when he enters and off when he leaves
>??????
>>54988838
>implying normal faggots don't mostly disappear over the summer so that the summerfags become an even greater problem
>>54988565
land line is at home, in public, i don't need to make calls, not once in nearly 30 years of being alive have i need to make a public call outside of one time in the early 90's when I was sick and need to go home from school, and shock of all shocks, cell phones were not realistic to have back then.
>>54987420
>what are voice commands
>what is hands free kit
Are you from the past?
>>54987854
Can snackbars into Bluetooth or would it jam that too?
>>54990151
>they come in while it is on
>find the device
>find the cable leading to you
>you get rekt
What is that and what does it do op?
>>54990571
Well aren't you a special snowflake.
I also haven't NEEDED to make a call while out in public, but I also haven't witnessed any accidents, crimes or been caught in an event where immediate contact with another party is necessary.
That does not mean those things have not happened to other people and the convenience of having a cellphone immediately available was a benefit.
>>54990706
>officer, someone is jamming starbucks again!
>NOOO NOT THE FRAPUCCINOS! SEND THE SWAT!
>>54990132
Rekt
>>54990706
>some blackhat make this but we can find his MAC address with a router dumping and find out that he connects to the router near this house. We whitehat always win!
>BAWWWWW BUT IT'S ILLEGAL HOW DARE YOU NOT DO IT BY DA BOOKZ, MUH HYPOTETHICAL EMERGENCIES MUGGAFUGGA
Where were you when /g/ was overran with leddit statist aspie pussies?
>>54990729
The FCC takes this shit very seriously.
>>54990754
Have you even read the thread?
>>54990754
>technology board
>HURRDURR LETS FUG WITH OTHER PEOPLES TECHNOLOGY XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Commit sudoku
ITT bootlickers
>>54990754
/g/ has never condoned jammers. I've been here for about a decade.
>>54990742
Fat Neil has fallen pretty far
>>54990775
Sometimes technology is about wrecking other people's shit, how do you think computer security evolved?
KYS
Are wifi jammers legal though? Isn't that specturm unregulated?
>>54990829
Wrecking other peoples shit and then telling them how they did it to improve security is different from being a cock sniffing shitweasel and going around jamming peoples cellphones.
>>54990842
The lesson is to not use something unreliable lika a wireless connection for anything that matters
>>54990837
>Are wifi jammers legal though? Isn't that specturm unregulated?
No.
>>54990829
There is literally no prize to signal jamming. No reward, and nothing new to learn, because you're not penetrating a system. It is no different to some retard walking into a restaurant and screaming as loud as he fucking can because people are doing things he is too bitter to enjoy.
Don't be that bitter cunt.
>>54990754
There's nothing liberal about fucking with other people's lives with radio jammers. What you do in your own home is your own business but as soon as you affect others, that's when you need to stop.
>>54990856
>put your spade through a fibre line
>guess you shouldnt use something as fragile as fibre for anything important!
>>54990837
You do not understand how the FCC works.
>>54990571
You're saying the invention of the cellphone was redundant and society would've advanced just fine without it?
You are so disconnected from the real world. No suprise, since you don't own a cellphone.
>>54990778
Explain to me why /g/ condones tricking apple users into ruining their devices with a microwave or water by passing along troll images, yet, you get mad and apam le tyrone meme when people ask how to unlock some lost/stolen ifag device.
Old /g/ would be attempting to find ways to make ifag devices insecure to shit on applefags.
Nowadays we just have an underage pussy ass leddit circlejerk who gets mad if you don't do things by da bookz (unless it's about ruining people's property by posting a troll image on le facebook).
>>54990865
>Burn a library
>guess you shouldn't use something as fragile as paper to store information!
>>54990889
have a piece of shit track phone in the car just in case of emergency.
can't see any other reason to have a cell phone other then that.
>>54990722
Accident, sucks for them, someone else can make it their buisness
crime, like i give a fuck, if someones shot i want no part in sticking around to die to, someone is robbed, well shit they can go get a phone themselves,
caught in an event... like what? natural disaster? either i'm going to die and my last thoughts are not "better make sure everyone knows i'm dieing" or "well i got out, better tell everyone i'm ok"
but even the, in a natural disaster, i would rather have a radio of some kind apposed to a cell phone, would end up being far more useful.
>>54990897
>posting an image with fake info upon which stupid people act is the same as making a device that actively stops cellphones from receiving and sending signals is the same thing
>>54990897
Because its funny when idiots fuck their own shit up but not when tyrone is stealing all the tech
>>54990860
>>54990842
>>54990864
You could say the same about DDoS attacks, yet, here we are.
Neo-/g/ babbys first cognitive dissonance
You're doing God's work, anon. Please continue and don't let jellyfags stop you.
>>54990999
except they aren't the same thing
>>54990999
Shame those numbers are wasted on such an idiotic statement.
>>54990999
Yes indeed anon, a DDoS is very similar to a retard screaming in a room, denying everyone conversation. You're learning!
>>54990992
The end result is the same, people's property is being destroyed/stolen.
It's like distributing /b/'s 'how to make cool crystals' troll image to kill people and then you hypocritically get butthurt when Tyrone asks how to get rid of a body.
Kill yourself
>>54990860
There's some more interesting DOS attacks but simply jamming, while effective, is pretty fucking boring
>>54991079
no, a distributed denial of service would be a group of feminist landwhales silencing you by yelling
This is like the losers way of terrorism, terrorists aim is to dismantle current civilization and you do it to a specific aspect of civilization on a small scale because you feel there is minimal risk to your self in terms of retribution. At least a proper terrorist makes it known he's a terrorist who hates society, you hide among the crowd in fear and apparent anger. It must be painful being so bitter about life that you'd take pleasure in this type of pointless attack. I'm sorry about your life, Anon, and I'm here if you need to talk.
>>54991089
End result of murder and manslaughter are the same. Doesn't mean it's the same thing you fucking niggernugget.
Stop making these retarded comparisons.
>>54986886
If it jams cop radios, yes.
>>54987765
>Male feminism
lol good touch.
>>54986758
>just felony my shit up
>>54991130
>if you make it so I can't read kotaku articles in the middle of class, you are a terrorist
holy shit
I wish they would use these in cinemas. Probably the ONLY place I can see them being useful.
>>54991187
lost for some reason
>>54991216
the definition of terrorist is not a bomb-wielding muslim extremist, buddy. and this device does worse, it stops 911 calls and disrupts critical radio services.
Why are so many ITT mad about temporary disruptions that doesn't really do any harm in this context?
some people grew out of being 14 years old is why
>>54991254
So you'd be ok with your phone being unusable while you're sitting down having a coffee between activities? You're happy to be unable to do some browsing or fire off a quick email while you sip your bean because someone else has made the choice for you about when you get to use your phone?
Didn't think so.
>>54991251
>terrorism because you can't check facebook
ahahaha
>>54991283
he's just throwing it out there like we can't see it
>>54991254
They are good goys who obey everything their masters say.
If the 911 call doesn't work there's still landlines everywhere in the stores.
>>54990897
>Explain to me why /g/ condones tricking apple users into ruining their devices with a microwave or water by passing along troll images, yet, you get mad and apam le tyrone meme when people ask how to unlock some lost/stolen ifag device.
Because tricking idiots is amusing and unlocking iphones can't be easily done.
>Old /g/ would be attempting to find ways to make ifag devices insecure to shit on applefags.
You think it hasn't been tried? Fuck, /g/ has never accomplished ANYTHING as difficult as breaking the protection on a TouchID equipped Apple device.
It's nice of you to pretend that old /g/ was some kind of glorious hacker community but we really weren't.
>>54991282
Poor baby robbed of online life for a few minutes.
The humanity!
>>54991294
>If the 911 call doesn't work there's still landlines everywhere in the stores.
>land lines are all wireless
People don't actually still have corded phones do they?
>>54991301
>have to pay out the ass just to use a piece of shit device to check work related email
>can't because some child wanted to put a reaction vid on youtube of a bunch of people losing service at the same time
>>54991294
>the person who lives next door and has no landline should die of a heart attack because i don't like seeing people staring at screens while i drink coffee
>meanwhile they are all staring at their phones trying to get them to work anyway
>>54991318
MUH 911 !!1!
>>54988078
could you *tip* any harder?
>>54990897
Because an icloud locked iPhone is currently impossible to bypass. It's not like /g/ could ever hack anything alone.
>>54991254
>pay for service
>someone stops you from using said service
Who would be okay with this?
>>54986758
If this isn't bs
Your breaking a few laws
>>54991326
*Sniff, sniff* I WERKED HARD FOR MUH INTERNETS, WAAH, WAAH!
>>54991301
And who the fuck are you to define what people choose to do with their time?
>>54986758
what weird looking pocky
>>54991352
This is MY society you cock sucking faggot and I will cleanse these scum of their addiction. All hail britannia and all hail the new enlightenment. Viva la Revolucion and death to the corporation.
>>54991352
A 13 year old who is lashing out because he's sick of being told what to do with his time by his parents I'd guess.
>>54991351
..and apparently, has his bill payed by them as well.
ITT people get buttblasted it is illegal and a mild inconvenience
Fuck it might do those useless faggots some good to get off their phone for at least 10 mins a day
>>54987243
Since when is 'twink' an insult?
>>54986848
>PERVERTING the course of justice
>this man is a convicted pervert
>>54991352
>>54991368
WAAH, WAAH, I deserve better than minor inconveniences, WAAH!
>>54991374
Not when they will literally use those 10 minutes bitching about not having coverage.
Your argument doesn't hold water.
>>54991374
>mild inconvenience
It's not even that. People have no right to jam other peoples shit anymore than I have the right to stand at the door of the gaybar and prevent you from entering with no reason. I have no right to stop you from sucking all the cocks, and I would never try.
>>54991384
the fuck is that even supposed to mean
do you not understand the basic concept of ownership or did you parents just not give a shit about you
If you jam my shit, I will strike you down with great vengeance! As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. Your punk ass will be killed over this fraction of my day inconvenienced by thy filthy antics. For I am without mercy on the sinners, and my righteous fits shall smash thine face until kingdom come!
But seriously. Why wouldn't the rubbish bin method work if there are no cameras in the area?
>>54990889
I'm more concerned about why emerging AI needs to upload your info to the internet all of a sudden to be useful.
THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL!
>>54988558
http://www.thayerbusiness.org/
>>54990571
You're a friendless NEET or a turbo autist. Both mean you have no contacts to talk to or any responsibilities anyway.
>>54991415
The concept of ownership is so minuscule in this context that all I can do is laugh.
>>54991401
Sounds like you're the cocksucker in this scenario hehe
>>54990999
>DDoS, targeted attack
>signal jammer, LOL NOBODY WITHIN 25 METERS CAN USE ANY COMMMUNICATIONS XD
You must be over 18 to browse this site.
Jammers are radio noise transmitters; they're about as difficult to detect technologically as light bulbs. The second they become something used by more than the most humongous of faggots, phone manufacturers will add a 10 cent detector to their phones along with a little app to send the info to the police.
>>54991515
How would you detect light bulbs with cheap technology that can be integrated into a cellphone, you cumguzzling faggot?
>>54991390
Hopefully at least one would realize how hopelessly addicted they are to using their handheld jew
>>54986848
>Enough people suspect the cause is a jammer and report it
>The reports actually go somewhere to someone who can and will do something about it
>An investigation is started with people of adequate expertise and equipment to find the culprit
>Suspects are narrowed down to the point that the culprit is caught
The police are slow, inept, and busy. The average bureaucracy has limited time and resources, and they don't just give a shit and want to go home with the minimal work required. I'd say it would take anywhere from a from never to fucking never to catch the guy.
When LEO does get sophisticated, it's only after a catastrophe has happened. Like if a high-profile terrorist attack used cell jammers and the national news explained how *scary* cell jammers are to citizens, only then would something like you describe be done about them.
>>54991610
Seeing as how we're detecting GSM band RF that does not contain any meaningful data as opposed to a literal fucking light globe, quite easily.
You understand what an analogy is, right?
post yfw u block normies from BookFace
>>54986758
how many wats of power does that shit transmit?
>inb4 cancer
>>54991610
You're a real tech wizard, I see
>just tape it under someone elses car
Just like breaking bad
>>54991643
So you simply point the camera at a lightbulb and the magic happens by itself?
That's cool, tech wizard
>>54987330
Also when you do it in for example a starbucks, only turn it on when a certain man/woman enters and turn it off when he/she leaves.
Always use a proxy
>>54991654
If you are trying to have someone face criminal responsibility that way wouldn't work
If you could swing putting it in the actual car they might be blamed
>not bringing a 16-band jammer
Jamming frequencies:
CDMA: 851-894MHz,
GSM: 925-960MHz,
DCS&PCS: 1805-1990MHz,
3G: 2110-2170MHz,
VHF: 135-174MHz,
UHF: 400-470MHz,
4G1 LTE: 700-800MHz or 790-862MHz,
4GWimax: 2400-2345 OR 2620-2690MHz,
WIFI: 2400-2483MHz,
GPS: L1 1570-1580MHz,
Remote Contorl: 433MHz
Remote Contorl:315Mhz,
LOJACK: 167-175MHz,
4G: 1725 - 1780MHz,
GPS: L2,L5:1170-1280,
GPS: L3,L4:1370-1390
>>54991727
What the fuck.
>>54987077
You don't go outside enough to tell whether or not it's summer...
>>54991727
That kind of shit is only bought by terrorists, cartels, or people who want to steal cargo trucks and other heinous shit.
kys
>>54987210
The trick is not to use a poorly made one. If you drive around broadcasting broadband noise you're easy to catch. If you listen for a signal and transmit just enough bullshit on the specific frequency they're already using to cause the packets to have errors it gets more complicated to catch.
The fact that so many people in here feel like they can't live without their precious internet is proof enough to me they need to be forcefully pushed off the precipe of it. Humans have long grown to be dependant and pathetic slaves of their own technology.
Today we break that chain
>>54986758
> Be at McDonalds
> Lunch with grandpa
> Grandpa starts choking/dying
> "All an ambulance
> No one's phones work
> Grandpa dies
> TFW Some faggot edgelord getting his kicks killed my grandpa with his cell jammer
When they find you, you will be charged with murder.
>>54991771
Who are you to tell me what I need and what I don't need?
You don't need your life since you're just a mouthbreathing autist anyway so I might as well kill you.
>>54986758
>Mfw i can barely contain my smile
autism hurts people, folks. get help.
>>54991785
Manslaughter is more likely.
>>54991785
Manslaughter* not murder.
