>middle school typing class
>type at 90wpm
>anon get ur hands off wasd that isn't proper typing form
>get shit marks from bitch teacher
>open cmd
>make text green
>type tree
>banned from using school computers for the rest of the year for hacking
>3rd grade
>get taken to the library to learn typing
>exit out of jumpstart typing
>start clicking around in the OS
>click on trash can
>teacher spots me and screams at me
>claims i'm the little shit who's been deleting icons and trashing the computer
>banned from computer for the rest of the year
>write batch file to repeatedly open and close disk drive
>save on network
>execute on random computers in the library
\/typing in school
\/playing one of those alien games
\/call the teacher an idiot for making us use shit keyboards
\/laugh to myself
\/yeah right right man?
\/silence
\/banned from the library for the rest of the year
>middle school typing class
>teaching the class the home position so as to prevent health issues in their hands when they are older
>one student refuses to use the home keys and instead puts his hands on wasd despite my instruction
>forced to give him a low mark
>later that same anon refuses to do computer work
>does shit like change cmd text to green and run tree instead of dir to spite me
>this kid doesn't realise he's here to learn and/or demonstrate skills, he thinks he's here to teach me and/or give me the middle-finger
>ban his arrogant ass from the computers for the rest of the year for 'hacking'
>high school
>teacher lets us use smartphones as calculators
>have no smartphone
>pull out tablet
>anon put that away
>bring scientific calculator
>dumb bitch won't let me use that either because she banned them because other kids couldn't figure out how to use them and she was sick of playing tech support
>>54972219
>school asks for graphing calculators
>older brother gives me his old hp 48gx
>school rejects it, says i have to buy one of the designated TI calculators
>we hardly even used the graphing functions
>>54972255
Gotta love that TI monopoly
>>54972295
how is that shit legal
![1996[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xkh0fG1.png "1996[1].png")
>>54972255
this
>>54972603
Who knows, I would've told your school to fuck off. It doesn't matter what calculator you use as long as you come to the right answer.
>had shit internet at home
>downloaded half life 2 at school
>network automatically bans my account
>go to get it unbanned
>IT guy is fucking pissed
>sends me to the principal
>principal asks me what I did
>tell him
>principal doesn't understand it so I get off scott-free
>>54972682
>"sorry anon you can't use that calculator in class"
Enjoy being the only person who didn't finish the test because you're the only one doing everything on scratchpaper.
>>54972713
Tests are a different story I guess but as far as doing assignments and shit in class I would've told my teacher to eat a dick
>>54972710
was your principal retarded
>>54972147
Underrated
>>54972931
Kek
>>54972713
i'd still tell my teacher to eat a dick at that point
>>54972734
>>54973208
No you little bitches would mumble at your shoes and the teacher would eventually just give in because they don't want you to come back with daddy's hunting rifle.
>>54973274
No actually I'd tell my teacher to eat a dick. It wouldn't be the first time. Let's just say the principal knew me well.
>>54972021
Nef plz
>>54972603
Outright bribery, I heard.
Historical storytime thread, eh? Let me date myself:
>secondary school
>computers running DOS, Win3.11, Novell NetWare
>already in the VX and cracking scene, swapping via post and BBS
>very sexist teacher
>also he didn't know shit, infuriating combination
>shoulder-surfed admin for his password: his two-character initials, lol
>DOOM on every computer in the lab, after hours LAN deathmatches
>wrote a multipartite bootsector/PE infector with a generation limit
>payload: after timer expires, on some generation counts, occasionally modify keyboard buffer contents to cause deliberate typos or double presses
>mfw they took me on as tech support as work experience and I fixed it (and lots of other actual stuff)
They thought I was a goody two-shoes, teacher's pet. Truthfully, I was a real evil bitch.
I grew up. Did infosec/reversing consulting, essentially, and some other stuff on the side. Retired recently. Life's good.
>be in highschool
>every student has an allocated amount of space for files and such (200 mb)
>for some reason one day the limit is gone
>proceed to make 34262626 copes of DOOM so there is no space left for any students at the school
>banned from computer lab and cant login at school anymore
fuck you Mr.Chalmers
>>54973339
I enjoyed this story. Thank you for sharing.
>>54973344
that's mean
>>54973274
>No you little bitches would mumble at your shoes and the teacher would eventually just give in because they don't want you to come back with daddy's hunting rifle.
Nice projecting senpai
>>54973344
Kelowna?
>>54972147
best teacher/10
>computer science class
>teaches ms office
>>54972021
>be 5 years old in Kindergarten computer class
>Playing learn to type games
>Teacher is male high school athletics coach
>As an adult I realized this man was extremely neurotic because he coached me and was totally batshit
>In our Kindergarten class he told us that if we said anything at all without raising our hands he would make us stand up and sing the Barney theme song
>If we got up out of the computer chair we had to go to timeout for 45+ minutes
>He actually makes good on the threat several times, making children cry
>Yells frequently
>Totally fucking terrified of this guy
>I'm a good kid though so I always raise my hand to talk and don't run around like a dipshit
>One day I really have to pee
>Raise hand and look for him
>he's behind a glass wall in the other room talking to someone on the phone
>Wave my hand in the air but he doesn't see me
>Praying phone call will end while waving my hand silently in my computer chair
>5 year old me is too scared that he'll see me getting up and walking out and yell at me for not asking him to leave first
>5 year old me is also too scared to ask someone else to get his attention because I'm pretty sure I'm going to pee in my pants at this point and I didn't want anyone else to know.
>After about 15 minutes I'm at my limit
>Start peeing at the computer desk
>Completely soak my pants and the computer chair that I'm in
>Don't tell him about it because I'm embarassed
Multiple people had to sit in that piss soaked chair for the rest of the day because he taught typing classes to all the kids in elementary school. I felt really lousy about it at the time and never told anyone but when I started working with him again in high school I realized the dude was totally fucking nuts and I didn't feel so bad.
>>54973339
can I see your tits+feet pics plz
>>54972021
>stories that never happened
>Be in 5th grade
>Have to go to typing class
>Myself and a friend in the class learned to type from playing runescape
>teacher asks us to use home row
>shows us that he can type 80wpm
>entire class is impressed because they're new typers and can barely type at all
>get really excited because we all do the test and I hit like 75wpm
>teacher comes to watch me do it again but sees me with my weird shit typing strategy (I only use 3 fingers on each hand)
>yells at me
>while this is happening my other friend who was more quiet tells teacher that he hit 140 wpm
>teacher is fucking flabbergasted seeing my friend also type like a dipshit but still go super fast
>>54973659
I second this.
>>54972021
wow, you're such a Gamer, op. I bet you game hard. You're such a hacker, op. I bet you hack hardcore. Sounds like the teacher was a total bitch, pleb.
>>54973745
>>54973659
She's like 60 years old guys.
>>54973762
dear lord
>first class trying to teach 16 year old japs to make powerpoint presentations today
>50% don't know what an internet browser is
>75% don't know how to save images from the web
>80% didn't know about right mouse button
holy shit. they are so dependent on smartphones that they never use PCs at all. I thought they would know more than me.
one poor lad saved his powerpoint file as a pdf and lost two hours of work as well. called me over with acrobat open and said 'why isn't it working?'
>>54973339
pls be grill
>>54973339
i love u
>>54972219
>banned scientific calcs because nobody could understand how to use them
What the actual fuck anon, did your prom look like a potato party?
>>54972021
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH BINARY, AM i RIGHT???
>>54972021
>Be in high school
>First day of mandatory programming class
>Computer lab filled with these ancient computers that run Vista or something else ancient from the 90's
>Ask teacher what apps he's made
>"I haven't made any"
>Whole class starts laughing, this guy is supposed to teach us programming and he's never made an app
Where do they find these idiots?
In middle school typing class I was looking at the source of some website and the teacher yelled at me. Imagine if you got yelled at for looking at the appendix of a math text in class. Tech illiteracy is being acceptable is a plague.
In another class full of computers I stabbed through the cases of half the computers with a soldering iron a bunch of times on the side of the cases and the monitor bezels and put BIOS passwords on the other half closer to the teacher at the end of the year. Didn't get caught. Dunno if they could fix the BIOS passwords but it must have been several thousands of dollars to replace all that either way.
>>54973794
m8 you haven't taught the spoiled suburb kids
>Gets free fucking laptops from the school
>It's all decent Thinkpads with no restrictions
>Everything they've been told is "don't do anything illegal"
>Step in as a sub teacher
>Literally every kid is playing games instead of working during class hours
>I look at a kids computer who looked panicked and has an empty Word document in front of him
>"I'm trying to come up with a great title!"
>lol no you little shit
>Alt+tab and he's playing a flash game
>Entire fucking class is flabbergasted I know alt+tab
>Literally no other teacher had ever uncovered their master plan of alt tabbing
Also
>One student complains that his laptop is being repaired and he has nothing to do
>I ask how it broke
>"I don't know, it just didn't work one day."
>Meanwhile his friend is spinning his laptop like a fucking beyblade
>He says "Yeah these laptops fucking suck."
>mfw
Only good thing was that these were 15 year olds who could handle some bantz. Also some daddys girl with uggs and a fur jacket tried to hit on me, but it just ended up being awkward.
>be 16
>Write a script to open internet explorer and navigate to video
>Give it to the rugby team
>Every day the IT guy fights to close down 100 machines playing a jerry springer midget fight video
https://youtu.be/cqpXLRlkHk0
>>54972021
>5th grade
>make a batch file that spams open IE, crashing the computer and says "Your being hacked!"
>put it on the school network folder
>name it Coolmath as that is a popular site kids go on
>delete the actual link to coolmath
>made it obvious it was a batch file
>next day
>go in library
>see friend try and go on "coolmath"
>he raises hand and librarian comes over to help
>"Ms Currie (head librarian) theres been another attack!
>laugh my ass off
>she figures out it was me
>get sent to principles office
>tried to explain it was a joke and nothing was being hacked
>they don't believe me
>they call dad
>dad explains how computers fucking work to them
>they call our schools techie
>she deletes it off the school network folder
>school almosts sues me for "computer damages" but dad explained what the fuck happened
>banned from touching a computer at school for the rest of the year
>get a sat detention
>>54973846
Uggs and fur jacket are my fetish
>>54973794
>I thought they would know more than me.
back in the '00s?
definitely
this is a new generation
>>54973306
>Let's just say the principal knew me well
>went into lab at lunch time
>open meatspin on 30 computers
>turn off the monitors
The 13 year old kids had a class right after lunch.. it was insane.
>11 years old
>Already great at typing from playing computer games since I was potty training
>Typing class for the first time
>Typical "use home row" and I get in trouble for not using home row story
>Basic lesson layout is to copy lines from a book twice every day
>Teacher says she can monitor the computers and knows if anyone uses copy and paste
>Know it's bullshit but I like typing because I'm good at it so I never use copy and paste
>Still many days of lessons ahead of everyone else in class except one kid who I knew also played online games and kept decent pace with me
>Became rivals and competed to complete the work for the day first
>Eventually teacher tells us to slow down because we were making the rest of the class look bad
Most nostalgic part is that we saved our progress on floppy disks every day. Fucking floppy disks.
>School only gives us a window with 7 programs
>Get to command line through PowerPoint
>Insert WordArt and link it to cmd.exe
>Run slideshow, click it, CMS
>Play gorillas in basic, Delta Force, and HalfLife
>Years later, map network SMB through windows help file
>Tell IT guy
>Let's me change the wallpapers as a reward
>Made it our class color
>Wasn't that cool in school
>>54974345
>>Eventually teacher tells us to slow down because we were making the rest of the class look bad
This infuriates me to no end. In every part of the school systems across the world smart kids are being penalized because teachers can't handle it when they get ahead. I've been to schools where some kids have special books that were special orders because the school didn't have any system put in for when the kids were ahead of the curriculum.
>>54974232
classic
>be me, 16 years old at the time
>hang out in my comfy Eastern European village with some lads, smoking pot
>we crash at my neighbour's house, he cool and smart guy, 15 at the time
he leaves the room, I open meatspin on his pc, turn off the monitor and speakers
>fast forward a couple of weeks
>I come back home with one bloke after a tough day of doing nothing in school an drinking beer by the river
>police is at my driveway
>ambulance on the street
>one bloke I know crying sitting on the sidewalk
>oh shit what happened
>turns out my neighbour hanged himself in a barn between our houses
I swear this is 100% true
I've never meatspinned anyone's PC again
>>54974642
Do you know if it was because of the meatspin?
>>54972710
>"anon what have you done?"
>"i downloaded half life 2, sir"
>"i don't know what that is and won't ask. you can leave"
>>54973825
>app
>high school
>kids want 2 play gaem stored on network drive
>make batch file that spams the network folder with actual recursive folders with "wyatatata" and so on
>make shortcut with icon set as the games icon and games name with a ~ behind it so its the first thing
>come time for all the dumb shit kids to get on and play it
>suddenly the x drive stops working (it was where teachers hosted their shit & student submission)
>nobody can play gaem
hhheheheeheee and nobody caught me
>be 14
>Join computer club at highschool
>Become admin of our ubuntu server
>barely know shit, work myself into shell commands
>main school server crashes, all the IT guys are retards with a few windows certs but no real education
>I get called in, fix their server
>make myself a few accounts with root privileges
>can now download torrents at gigabit speed from 2 servers
>download shittons over the nights, copy it to my HDD in the library in the morning before classes
>went on until they just bought a new server because they didn't want to upgrade the system
I was inside their server room once. The servers were just lying on the ground, literally. They didn't even have a rack or something. The old servers were never recycled/sold, they were lying there as well. Once the cleaning lady unplugged a server and they mistakenly plugged in an old one. Took them two weeks to notice that everything was from 5 years ago.
>>54972131
Kek
>>54974901
Another one:
>in my juniors/seniors year we had a classroom dedicated to our class (was in a special class that was taught in english only) where we could study without having to go to the library
>1 old computer from 2002 with personal files on it
>1 working ethernet port in the wall
>since everybody brought their own laptop and tablet to work on I decided to install a switch and an AP
>cheap 20 buck router with openwrt on it
>have had it running in my home network for 2 years and checked regularly that no dhcp server was running on it
>after 5 months of having it used, get it confiscated and get called to the principal
>"the whole network in that section broke down because you hacked it with your white box"
>tried to explain, just got sent to the IT guys
>"hurr durr, network down, dhcp, your fault, had to call in an external firm, bla bla bla"
>show them the config, set up a closed off network in their lab to show them no dhcp server is running, call them out for being imbeciles for calling an external firm
>they give me back my router with hate in their eyes i've never seen
>not allowed to bring the router anymore or touch any school computers w/o supervision
I was in one of the project classes that tried to use only laptops in class. I have more stories from that too.
And pro tip to all underage computer geniuses here:
Never ever let them know your powerlevel. I was known as tech-guy and it was so bad that teachers came to get me from other classes to fix their shit before they even thought of asking the IT or media guys.
>>54974901
>I was inside their server room once. The servers were just lying on the ground, literally. They didn't even have a rack or something. The old servers were never recycled/sold, they were lying there as well
that's common practice. you'll understand when you're older, and have quit being a smartass little shit, like i did.
>>54974945
I don't know what your point should have been, but anyone with a decent understanding of servers knows that you shouldn't place rack-mounted servers on the ground. First of all, they collect way more dust, and secondly you step on them way more easily. Furthermore, depending on the material the floor is made of, they build up way higher temperatures on the downside, where there's no fans or heatsinks.
>>54974945
>>54974963
Forgot to add: vibration from footsteps and HDDs.
>>54974642
How are those two things related?
A couple weeks is a long time
>high school, year 10
>be in computer class with korean friend
>says he'd put an admin password onto one of the unsecured PCs
>sounds good
Fast forward to a week
>back in the lab, sitting with another friend
>hear my Korean friend be questioned by teacher, look back
>teacher asks in his deep African accent
>"Why didu put a paswod, anon?"
>"I didn't sir. It was already there. I just guessed the password"
>"What is deh paswodd?"
>Korean anon looks him dead in the eye
>"Uh, penispump?"
Fucking kek'd for 3 days, got resurrected and kek'd some more.
>>54972021
so much this
>2002
>typing class
>70wpm
>anon you are supposed to use your pinky to press "P"
>>54973825
Shitty bait, anon. Would your mother approve of this behavior?
>be 13
>have a basic knowledge in computers
>can write basic batch files
>take a rudimentary 8th grade comp class
>teacher is a fat retard who hasn't used a computer in forever
>friends are fucking illiterate as well.
>write a .bat file to "become 1337 hax0r" (aka make it spam a bunch of random numbers)
>friends are in awe because retarded
>teacher sees
>immediately shuts of my computer and sends me to the office for "hacking"
>get suspended for a day, have to sit out the rest of the day in the office
Fuck you Mr. Hamilton.
>IT class
>teacher has a projector and can switch to any of our screens and throw it up on the wall
>teacher picks kid at the back
>he has a folder open full of pictures of different types of retards
>don't know what happened after that
>be 15
>friend finds out a test accounts log in details
>tells me
>computer monitors have built in speakers that shut off when the monitor is off
>2+2=5
>log in to 100 computers
>turn the volume up to max
>open hurr durr on all of them
>observe panic in all the little 11 year olds faces when they turn the monitors on
Was fun for two weeks until they changed the password
>>54972021
>be me
>high school freshman
>1992
>tandy computer in library (the only one)
>friend shows me very first "jif" (.gif) images of hot women from slow modem download from bbs
>come in early one morning
>write a simple gwbasic program as follows
>1 cls:screen 7
>2 print "virus!";
>3 goto 2
>then I edit autoexec.bat
>gwbasic virus.bas
>turn off the computer
Next day, keyboard is gone. Must request keyboard from library staff from now on to use computer.
>mfw
>>54974925
Well hey, I was offered a job for letting my power level slip lel
>dumb roastie sitting next to me and talking about stupid shit in class
>about how her paper is due next period and she hasn't worked on it
>snuck back in the room during lunch and take screenshot of computer with paper open in word like she left it
>delete paper
>hide taskbar and set screenshot as backgroud
>bitch cried
>>54972068
Lol thanks for the memories anon just remembered always doing this back in primary school
>>54975230
its actually not out of ignorance the reason you people get punished is because its cringy.
>>54975038
wait you don't use your pinky to press p?
...but its so close!
>>54974667
>>54974991
well, the fact that his mom's a crazy bitch and his dad's a drunk who left his family years before that could have added insult to the injury but meatspinning is not cool mates
>>54972021
>4th grade
>school suddenly implements a typing class
>mavis beacon teaches typing
>skip that tutorial crap and just start typing
>flying through lessons, my technique is absolute shit.
>several weeks go by
>teacher see's how im typing, threatens to restart me from lesson 1 if I dont use the proper fingers
>type my way unless she was walking by
>then quickly go to proper form, typing slow as molasses
>back to full speed
>my technique is shit, but I can get 110-130 wpm on typing tests
> be me in 8th grade
> firts day computer science (that year)
> new obese teacher is batshit crazy, obviously emotionally unstable.
>tells us not to click on anything except what we are told to
>we open google chrome
>Chrome Web Store automatically opens
>Teacher yells at me without letting me explain and get a detention
At the end of the year we had made her cry several time and she left the school.
>>54973648
/devilish/
>>54975722
I almost only use my index finger and thumb of my right hand. Thumb for space and index finger for everything else.
I used my middle finger when typing the 'i' in everything just now though and the pinky for the ' character.
But for like 90% of the shit I type I only use the index finger on my right hand. On my left hand I use every finger.
>>54973729
Do you still type that way anon?
>>54975425
>>54973339
>retired
>1992 high school freshman
come on, oldtimers, what are you doing here?
>>54973846
>spinning laptop like beyblade
Get those kids a fucking battle dome ASAP
>>54973339
If you're not bullshitting, do you have any other interesting stories? What's your honest opinion on "we need more women in cs xdddd" movement?
>>54976034
Did a trip fag just tell someone to go to reddit? Its a cold day in hell.
>>54972131
2spooky
>be 14
>have freshman art class
>we are on computers for "sketches"
>one day out of the blue I decide to make one of those USB password spiders
>teacher leaves the room
>plug it into her computer and run the .exe
>mfw the bitch saved her credit card information and her paypal on her work computer
>go back home and buy a 20$ Booter
>ddos the school because script kiddy
>she canceled her credit card a month later
>mfw even after almost 7 years later I still have access to her paypal
Mrs. Gilmore you fucking retard.
>14
>bully of the class goes to the library
>computers were cheap junkboxes, power supplies were "multi-region" and had a 110v-220v switch on the back
>"i wonder what's gonna happen if we flip the switch lol"
>flip the switch while they are on
>computers shut down, smoke emits
>"oh shit get the fuck out lmao"
i never told on the teachers, but they knew it was him. he always destroyed the school's property.
>>54976060
Not him but I type like that
>>54976458
>still being in school when paypal was invented
This is an 18+ board, kid.
>>54976750
Paypal was founded in 1998, I'm 21 now, fuck off retard.
>>54976750
Paypal was made in like 98.
>>54973825
>Computer lab filled with these ancient computers that run Vista or something else ancient from the 90's
Triggered
>>54973729
See, teachers need to force you to use home row. You can't use bad technique in the real world if you wanna truly max out typing speed
I feel bad because my left hand is perfect home row, but my right hand is kinda bad (literally from teen years of masterbating with a laptop, I shit you not. Type in my porn with my left hand, now it's permanently better :( )
>>54976767
>>54976777
And? 98 wasn't that long ago. Even if he's technically 18+, he shouldn't be here.
>>54976964
>17 + 4 = 21
>2016 - 21 = 1995
>7th grade
>Friend windows laptop is open
>Type shutdown -s command
>Make a shortcut
>Replace with Google icon on home screen
>He clicks it
Hahaha gotheem, fuck I was a fagit then
>>54976964
>98 wasn't that long ago
lmao ok gramps
>>54976995
And what does that matter? You were born in 95, you're way too immature to be on this site. Anyone born after 90 is, pretty much.
>>54977039
I was 3 years old in 98 :)
>>54977071
I was 1
>>54977059
I was born in 95 too faggot. I'm not the one openly making stupid age arguments, genuinely getting upset on a Chinese cartoon website.
Your autism is showing
>>54977059
>tfw born 1998
Time for bed gramps
>locked down library PCs in high school
>all 8 of them networked
>cannot copy, execute or write to USB drives
>one shared network drive
>somehow cmd wasn't locked
>nearly every command was locked... Except non recursive copy.
> copied starcraft onto network drive
> library is now full 24/7 with constant 8man starcraft matches.
>>54977039
>>54977107
>Making fun of me for not being an ADD-riddled kid born in the iFuck generation
:)
>>54977096
I'm not making a stupid argument - I'm stating a fact. You should not be here, this bbs is not for you.
>>54973344
what was that, mike?
>>54976964
>meanwhile 4chan was founded by a 15yo
>>54976005
I bet you look at the keyboard while you're typing, too.
>>54977138
We're making fun of you for being autismus maximus
>7th grade
>school network insecure af
>class in computer room/library w/o teacher
>me and friends play with the the remote shutdown command
>shut down all the computers in class
>turn on, shut down, repeat
>becomes an el1337 hackers war
>eventually i just go the distribution board and shut it all down
>teacher comes and starts yelling at us
>no more computers until the end of the year
>back in class
>break
>check the computer network from there
>"Principal-PC"
>shutdown -i
>>54977149
Haha ur joking right?
I didn't even take algebra till I was 15
>>54977138
We're all sharing stories of our childhood computer classes. Yeah sure you were probably more hardcore with Apple II's or older DOS machines or whatever in your third grade class, but the same spirit and love of early childhood computer tinkering is the same of any generation, even if I was doing it on Windows 98/XP machines.
I was born in 95, graduate engineering college in the spring. I've had 10 months of full time embedded Linux development experience as a co-op, 3 years of part time .NET ocampus backend web development, some useful CS classes under my belt, and a life time of loving and tinkering with computers. I'm obviously not a senior software developer, but the fact that you're so insecure that you need to attack younger computer minded people because of some false superiority complex shows how autistic and miserable your life must be.
Not even as a typical 4chan insult, as a genuine insult, fuck off you miserable piece of shit.
>>54977188
Don't you find it ironic that you're making fun of me while arguing that you're "so mature"? Do you even know what irony is, you dumb kid?
>>54977138
>being mad that you're old
You're too old for 4chan. Grow up.
>>54977222
Nah dood m00t was like 15 when he made 4chan
>>54977238
Do you?
>>54977237
I'm not criticising you for sharing your stories. I'm criticising you for being on a glorified bbs when you barely learnt to tie your shoes a decade ago. This place is not for you, nor your immaturity.
I'm happy for you if you feel fulfilled with your life choices. They're not the ones I made (theoretical computer science is much more interesting than being a buzzword buzzword buzzword developer), nor the ones I would have made if I were given the chance to alter them, but I respect them. You're too young for your "stories"/opinions to be at all interesting - and this isn't even an insult, it's just a fact.
Also,
>Implying that I had a computer class before high school
Hilarious. Do you realise how different the world was a few decades ago? Not all of us lived in rich american neighbourhoods.
>>54977342
>you feel fulfilled with your life choices. They're not the ones I made (theoretical computer science is much more interesting than being a buzzword buzzword buzzword developer),
>theoretical computer science more interesting than developer
Yeah as in i'm 21 and probably make more money than you by having marketable skills you old NEET piece of shit.
You have such a superiority complex it's hilarious. Enjoy your miserable existence
>Be me
>15 and in English clash
>Know how to code already
>People think it's wizardry
>Teacher reports me for "hacking a website"
>It's a locally saved version
>Get pulled from my lesson
>Deputy head is going apeshit
>mfw the deputy head threatened to call the police
>mfw school technician had to stop him and explain the difference between locally saved HTML and content on a website
>Get after school detention
>Banned from using my account for a month
>mfw I used the system with a space account anyway
>>54977443
And of course, when faced with an opinion contrary to yours, that makes you question your life choices, you turn to relentless insults. This is the true sign of maturity.
At least my work has helped advanced my field. What have you accomplished? Created another javascript 10 GB web 7.0 MongoDB-backed reactive material design webshop?
>>54977342
>pretending to be old on the internet.
Here's my story.
>windows xp just came out
>already had my copy at home because dad works for hp
>it guy isn't a literal retard, but his specialty is in Linux because he runs the server
>locks all the computers down with some special "student safe browser"
>I break the os And it let's me boot into safe mode
>restore ie And download opera executable
>hide it on the network in his own corner
>teachers finally notice, get called into principles
>"How did you get around the browser?"
>I use opera at home, I use it here too
>it guy decides that the browser is a shit idea, never was his in the first place, they start blocking ip's
>easy mode.png
>use proxy list I brought from home on printed page, good paid proxies, fast.
>teacher notices, get sent to it guy directly this time
>ok kid, you seem to know what you're doing. From now on you come to me when you break the system, and I'll give you 20 bucks each time.
>dubsack just for getting on flash sites?
>fuckyes.jpg
>end up exhausting my list of proxies, move on to vpn
>eventually brute force the administration password
>it's the school name
>after showing root access to him, he gives up the bet and I'm allowed to freely use computers.
I must have got nearly a thousand dollars from the dude over the course of high school. I saw him just recently, he's at Google now, glad for him, 2 kids and another on the way, smoking hot wife.
I guess my time at school wasn't so bad, I never played games or anything, just watched flash videos and chatted in irc.
Not a school story but
>junior year of high school
>buddy is throwing a big ass LAN party
>some kid we barely know is there with his family PC
>he and a few others leave to get food
>he didn't lock his PC
>everyone immediately takes turns fucking it up
>took screenshot of desktop and deleted icons
>set homepage to meatspin
>myriad of other more subtle things
>some dude even put a key logger on it
>he comes back says his dad wants him home and hard shut downs the PC
>we get a call from him an hour later begging us to "unhack" him
>we don't
He got grounded for like a month. Looking back it was a pretty assholish thing to do but god damn was it funny.
>>54972021
>my school computers had mac os x on them
>open terminal
>make 2 of them run sudo :(){ :|: & };: at start with a delay
>they never found out it was me
>they never put a password on a superuser
>>54976137
Dear young pup,
You missed out on the glorious golden age of computing.
>>54977243
Who?
>>54977492
Your opinion is just a hilarious superiority complex. And I'm not the one seeking out others sharing harmless stories and criticizing them for no reason. This is 4chan you're posting on.
And I'm 21, graduating with an engineering degree with hardly any debt with marketable skills that allow me to be financially stable and pursue other things I'm passionate about. Obviously I don't have that much experience under my belt, but 10 months of 40hr/week embedded Linux development isn't typical script kiddie stuff for people my age
>>54977601
Ignore him dude. He's very obviously a NEET with little to no actual experience under his belt that regrets his wasted life. You don't need to justify yourself to him.
>>54977238
I'm not
All I did was calling you gramps to be quite honest.
>>54973648
Anon you make me feel like I was developmentally challenged.
>Be 8 years old
>Morbidly obese female polynesian teacher
>her name is just a bunch of noises (fa-a-nu-u)
>she is evil, washed my older brother's mouth out with soap after he swore in class once
>we have to ask permission to go to the toilet
>one time when I didn't raise my hand she hauled me to the front of the class and screamed at me for minutes
>sitting on the floor with the rest of the class as we take turns reading some book
>raise my hand because I need to pee
>ignored
>minutes go by and I'm still there with my hand up
>I'm directly in her field of view
>I pee a little bit so it doesn't hurt to much
>over the course of the next 20 minutes I release little pees, slowly forming a puddle around me
>we get up to have lunch, I rush to the toilet
>when I come back fa-a-nu-u is screaming at the tomboy girl who had been sitting next to me
>I remember she called said something about how it was a good thing this tomboy girl wasn't wearing a dress like a really girl would
>She was known as the girl that peed herself in reading time for years.
She was a bitch tho, so no regrets.
Also the teacher got hit by an ambulance years later and almost died, she kept teaching but apparently was totally mellowed out from her near-death experience.
Now that I'm done with that faggot..
>be 13
>huge into line rider, old flash game. Made it as a mod on the forums and shit
>line rider websites blocked at school, proxies are practically blocked except for shitty ones :(
>save local .swf or whatever flash copy of game on flash drive
> try to run it on computer, no local flash player just embedded Browser one
> can't install flash player
> do a local host server to "host" it and embed it on HTML
> open in Firefox and play all throughout 8th grade
>mfw I learned about basic Web development just to play stupid game
>>54977677
Yeah I got bit too involved lol. I normally don't fall for the trolls but this guy was a massive faggot. Thanks anon.
I love talking with old computer wizards (the good kind), I'm fascinated by Unix and when computers were all CLI and there was a true hacker culture. Hearing their stories and sharing in their wisdom is the best. This guy obviously is the opposite of that.
>school computers ran windows XP professional
>for some reason you could get local admin accounts by removing the Ethernet cable halfway through the log in process
>still don't know how this works/why it was an exploit/hasn't been fixed
>half the students knew this and used it to play halo CE
>>54977714
>line rider
MY NIGGA
>>54977818
Oooohhhhh shiiit son. I figured people into that shit back in the day browse /g/. I got into 4chan when some edgy guy on one of the forums told me of this "fucked up place called /b/".
You do the forums at all? What was your most viewed video? Had one over 10,000 views on jewtube, I was so amped
>Be me
>High schooler at small private school
>Taking programming course
(can't remember which: Vis. Basic, Java or C++. I took all three in HS)
>Mess around on my computer in the computer lab
>Find out about active directory n shit
>Virtually no protections on the school network
>Tell my friends to type:
shutdown.exe -i
>Shutting down classmates computers on the DL for the lulz
>Make sure their work is saved tho
>Never personally do it tho
>Friend teaches the class clown moron how to do it
>Moron shuts down a senior's computer
>Senior loses entire 8 page paper somehow
>Agitator ensues
>Everyone shutting down computers gets kicked out for a week and given detention
>Plead myself down to 2 days and no detention since I never actually did it myself
>>54977854
Nah I never did the forums or anything like that but all of my friends and I would try to make the craziest shit and watch videos of other people's crazy shit. God damn that game made school bearable. We were pretty casual desu
>>54977899
Agitator /= shitstorm
Goddamn autocorrect
>>54977908
That game was GOAT tier. Glad I was into that instead of faggy first person shooters, the game was crazy fun and boosted creative juices. There are some crazy ass tracks out there
Similar to how I don't have an issue with little kids playing mine craft nowadays, besides the autism it boosts creativity
>>54977560
you realize you don't need sudo for it, right?
>>54977985
properly configured distributions like os x and some linuxes limit the number of simultaneously running processes for users in regular group
>>54977800
Anyone know why this exploit exists?
>""""computer science"""" BSc programme
>doesn't even cover categories and type theory
>2012
>be 18
>final year of highschool
>comp engineering teacher let's us install Gentoo on a T60p for our final project
I wish I was making this up
>>54977449
Resource officers are arrogant pricks
Good thing my teacher actually knew computers.
>>54972021
ITP: IT Teachers git shat on
>Highschool
>CMD/Notepad is blocked but figure out how to open by making a batch file in microsoft word
>Send a netsend around the whole network (Windows XP) just testing saying "LOL"
>USERANONNAME SAYS "LOL" pops up on all computers
>Called into the office
>Excluded for 2 weeks and meeting with parents because I "created a virus and spread it to all the computers
>Dad comes in who works in networking
>Shits on IT Technicians and laughs at them for trying to convince him it was a virus
>They get nervous
>Spaghetti everywhere
>Ok, no exclusion and he can do his IT qualifications 2 years early
>Notbad.jpg
>>54978559
Also, britbong highschool, I was 12 and proper qualifications started at 15
>>54978264
I remember reading something about windows needing admin rights to apply some group policies or something similar before switching to your actual account-
>>54972021
>teacher is absent
>needs me to sign into computer
>sub doesn't know teacher's password
>student accounts not working
>sign into the elementary's main account that literally everyone else knew
>"OMG HAXOR !!1!1!!"
>two days later principal questions me about it
>>54972131
Kek please how do you do this
>>54976964
So by your logic you have to be at least 36 to use 4chan?
>11th grade Comp Sci final
>class is split between fucking retards and people who could code
>everyone finishes exam in 30 minutes
>have to stay in the school for at least 2 hours to avoid suspicion
>teacher let us play Counter Strike 1.6
>25+ person Lan party
>only rule was we can't make terrorist noises whenever the terrorists won
Mr. McGuire you were awesome
>print screen desktop
>delete all the icons
>set print screen as background
Every computer
>>54972021
>7th grade
>make batch file to shut computer down
>put a message saying fuck our principal while it would shut down
>make shortcut batch file with google chrome picture
>delete chrome from desktop
>put file on desktop on every computer in the lab
>get suspended for a week and banned from the computers for the remainder of the year
Pranked em
>>54973344
>highschool
>each student has "its own area" or whatever the fuck they called it, basically mapped network location
>no limits
>create 100mb file
>start copying and pasting a lot
>space fills out quickly
>everyones computer starts to run slowly
>top kek
>>54977237
fuck off to reddit, you retarded nigger.
>write a masterpiece imitating the overworld theme from super mario bros using the motherboard's beeper, but only at a certain time on a certain date (based AutoIt)
>write another program that copies the musical one into the startup programs folder
>bind that program to some shitty flash game
>put in shared network folder everyone has access to
>wait until date
>IT shut the network down for 4 days until they figured how the fuck this happened
>used a test account (which we were given for some school project) on a library computer so I was never found
>>54978706
This as well, so many times. And enabling the high-contrast mode or flipping the display upside down.
imagine how dumb and locked down computers at school are now because of all the shit we pulled in the previous generation
>>54978683
>>only rule was we can't make terrorist noises whenever the terrorists won
that's hilarious
>>54977085
>i was born in 1998
>inb4 gtfo
>be 12 or 13
>first year of high school (or whatever the murrican equivalent is)
>get list of classmates handed out
>has a seemingly random number before it
>notice part of that number is my default password for student account
>username is student number
>welllll what if they assigned us student numbers in the same order as the students appear on the list?
>try it out with the account of the person below me
>bingo
>can log into any classmate's account just by counting up and down from my own student number and picking the corresponding default password on the list, as long as they didn't change it
>school has website filter, gives a giant pink window saying "HURR THIS SITE IS BLOCKED" if you visit blocked sites
>autobans account after you attempt to access x amount of bad sites
>use random accounts to try out ways of circumventing the block
>also visit numerous forbidden sites
>account gets blocked, just use another one
>after a few months our teacher almost breaks down in tears saying she doesn't know why we're getting blocked left and right
>nobody knows, except a few friends I told and that were also in on it
>one day doing my shenanigans as usual
>sysop has apparently been monitoring the activity
>sneaks up behind me
>"hey how's it going <name of girl who's account I was using>?"
>drop spaghetti
I don't know what happened after that though. Don't remember there being any serious repercussions.
>>54978446
Install Gen... Wait
>>54972021
>>54972021
>>middle school computer science class
>>downloads first halo and shares it with friends
>>friends put it on share drive and everyone starts downloading it
>>couple of days later most of the class was playing halo
>> principle calls my friend up and almost expels him
>>share drive got restricted
>>54974143
ebin
>>54978683
>Mr. McGuire you were awesome
FUCK YOU, my boss just saw this and fired me
>>54977600
S U M M E R
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>>54972131
Kek
>be 12
>never used internet before cause parents were poor
>dicking around with email client at school
>remember, I this was all new to me. The concept of email was alien to me
>"accidentally" send email to principal of my old primary school, just containing a bunch of swear words and shit because I was an edgy retard
>surprised it was actually sent to him, didn't even fill in my name as sender
>he calls school
>they could retrieve which PC it was sent from
>go through security cam footage
>figure out it was me
>get called in by teacher and asked what the fuck I was doing
>explain I didn't know what I was doing, never used email, yadda yadda
>okay anon, don't do that again k?
I'm still embarrassed I did that.
>>54976034
>cute tomato is a piece of shit
What a surprise
>>54979006
Don't feel bad. Parents had both IE and Firefox on a 98 when I was younger. I asked what it was and I thought it led to a different internet.
>>54977711
fucking teachers who think theyre big people for being mean to fucking kids
god damn my teacher was like taht too, and my teacher in kindergarten too
pieces of shit baka
>>54973413
You're welcome.
>>54973659 >>54973745 >>54973798 >>54973809
You forgot the $PLACENAME aesthetic acrostic meme shit.
>>54973762
Late thirties: I took early retirement.
>>54976154
>interesting stories
Not really any more school-related that spring to mind. I was the token 100% A* kid in a deeply socioeconomically-deprived C-grade school: so I got bullied the hell out of, both girls and boys, and that makes for not really wanting to remember things.
They used to take me out for special 'gifted' classes: matrix maths, predicate calculus, and shit - meanwhile the school shipped the troublesome kids off to Alton Towers theme park when the inspectors came round, dirty cheating bastards.
One was a course in C, Borland Turbo C++ I think we used, just came out? I think there was a DOS TSR tutorial that hooked the keyboard vector on int $16 or something (it's been a while): that's what gave me the Evil™ payload idea. I heard it got as far as the school admin department. That must have been fun. Fortunately I think the generation counter kept it from the wildlist. No-one ever knew.
>women in cs/diversity
Ugh. I know better than to kick that wasp's nest, but since you asked, what can I say?
Those who can't do, really shouldn't teach.
Nu-tech fratboy dudebros are a new, tremendously irritating culture thing spawned out of Silicon Valley that should be dumped in the nearest volcano (not because they're sexist or anything - purely because they're just annoying fucks).
If you want opinions on why children do or don't choose career paths in life, maybe ask the children. I went to school like 2 decades ago: I don't think I have much really relevant to say about today. As the thread has established, things are very different now.
>be me
>Network Admin at a high school
>have wifi with a portal that asks you to log in
>a kid made a wifi network with the same name and a phishing page
>know who he is by his MAC adress
What should i do to that little fucker?
>>54973339
why are all the lies in this thread so gay and transparent?
did you people write for the hit film Hackers???
>whitehouse.com
every fuckin time
>>54972021
>New linux computers at our school at every classroom
>cool i love free software
>teachers get the new un:pw to log in
>its the same for all teachers
>I open up the terminal and type sudo -i
>i enter the default teachers pw
>now i have root
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.webp
>the school has a wifi on the same network as the pc
>i install a simple python RAT
>i can shutdown firefox while the teacher tries to write in the marks
>i have the keylogs
>i can also play tuxracer anytime i want
>i am god
>>54979096
Well, you could feed his phishing page with fake credentials, and route those credentials when used to a VLAN with squid & sslstrip on it which replaces every page with something amusing?
(I'm not saying you should because it would probably up the ante into a prank war: I'm just saying, that is something that you would be able to do.)
Put it like this: you now know a kid who is interested in infosec. He came to school to learn. You could do worse than teaching him.
>>54979152
>.webp
i fukkin lost it
very very funny cringepost anon. how do you get the incorrect details so perfect???
>>54979096
Tell the principal so the little shit gets in trouble you idiot.
>>54979096
connect in and spam his server until it crashes
that will teach him
>>54979176
wat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WebP
>>54973590
all schools assume you dont know jack about computers like you lived in a sewer, that's why you have classes about the most retarded things
>>54979096
how would you know who they are by the mac address?
all children must register all device hardware addresses for the sake of poorly thought of memefiction???
>>54979176
lmao dumbass
>>54979203
please explain this meme where you pretend to be a retard its making me feel insane
>>54979096
how do you know the Mac address of an SSID brodcasting?
>>54972021
I don't believe any of that ever happened.
>>54973825
>apps
>>54979233
not to mention wasd is essentially perfect touch-typing
>>54979230
i feel literally stupid can you please explain dumbposting? why is everyone telling obvious lies in this thread?
>>54978608
fucking google it you piece of shit
>>54972021
>not using ESDF
>>54979153
Teaching him infosec would be fun, he also seem like a pretty cool guy
>>54979232
>>54979223
I log every account that a given mac address used, the kid logged in on 20 accounts from his laptop. I just looked at the account he used before the phishing happened and asked him.
>>54973729
>type like a dipshit but still go super fast
>go super fast
>>54973825
>>54976833
Don't insult Vista-Chan! She likes using protection unlike XP!
>love Demonstar, put in shared folder
>week later, everybody in the computer lab is playing Demonstar
>admin pissed
Good times. Also Elasto Mania.
>>54973825
>Where do they find these idiots?
In the teachers' lounge, anon. They offered one of the teachers $5k extra to learn enough VB to teach this class. They don't hire programmers to do this.
No actual programmer would take a 50%+ pay cut and a semester full of pedagogy classes to stop doing what they love and start babysitting a bunch of ungrateful high school fucktards.
>be in 12th highschool
>computer class
>we have to do some M$ Office shit
>teacher knows I can easily do that
>mess around in cmd
>color 2
>for %i in (100) do tree
>I'm now a hacker
>teacher see me
>anon, what are you doing?
>lol nothing
>close the window
>proceed to play counter strike 1.6
>>54978836
no desu
they just install deepfreeze
>>54973846
>Literally no other teacher had ever uncovered their master plan of alt tabbing
kek
>>54979378
1337 xD
>>54972021
> 12th grade
> 85 yrs old math teacher teaches pascal
> had to implement somekind of probability density function
> fuck this pascal I'll write in c++
> have read about clean code and shit like that
> she reads my code
> wtf is this anon?
> gets mad cause I didn't use pascal
> yells over class that rebellion is not allowed
> I failed the test
>>54974424
>Tell IT guy
>Let's me change the wallpapers as a reward
At least the IT guy was somewhat chill.
>read memes like this in my early days of using 4chan
>try doing the same shit
>"wow anon, you know how to use tree, now, can you stand up and write a basic C++ program on the board for us?"
>only 14 years old, only know bash
>commit seppuku
>>54976683
we really should think up something to type instead of "not him but..." everytime i see someone typing this it kind of makes me feel weird or whatever
like "N**" or something.
>>54973590
This was literally my school.
You know what's the worse part? It was on the last year at high school. What a fucking terrible school.
>>54972713
>using a calculator at all in high school
Rules changed since I was in high school (late 80's). We were NEVER allowed to use a calculator at all. Everything was done by hand until I got to college.
>>54973590
>computer science class
>teaches google docs
>"21st century skills" they say
Can it get any worse?
This happened my senior year 2 years ago
>School wifi password gets leaked
>It's the same as the admin network password
>Freshmen kid remotes into a library computer through VNC on his phone (admin account)
>Fucks with grades, user permission, network switches, and who knows what else. He even tried to set up a Minecraft server
>He blabs what he's doing to a teacher, she reports him
> His ass almost gets a lawsuit and he's expelled for the rest of the year.
>>54979218
This. I had a tech literacy class that taught everyone how to use Google and Yahoo
>>54979364
XP still plays it safe and will for another few years, she just changed her name to POSReady 2009.
>>54979525
Wow anon ur so kewl
>>54977059
>too immature to get in internet arguments all day long while posting anime reaction pictures
you sound like the type of person who walks past a playground and says "ha, look at these fucking kids" because we haven't all been there age once
fuck off, age means nothing today
>>54979525
High school was all about that graphing calculator.
In my 7 years of university (CS) I've barely ever needed a calculator. And if I did it was just a basic one.
>>54977059
That's why middle aged bronies and furries belong here, and young weebs don't. You know, the majority of old guys here are furries.
4chan - more like furchan.
>>54973846
What if getting caught was part of their plan ?
>>54977711
Does anyone ever wonder how our public schools are failing in America
>highschool first programming class
>old retired guy that teaches us C
>end of year project is a table system with sorting algorithms and data structures built from scratch
>present projects at parents night
>the parents are completely lost as to what it does and all leave confused
>second programming class
>teacher gives us C++Builder
>tells us to make whatever we want
>everyone makes videogames
>present them at parents night
>parents are all congratulating each other on their kids' achievements, and are convinced their sons will study computer science now
>>54977517
Where are you from? Pajeet?
>>54977560
>>54977985
>>54978065
You realize sudo doesn't work that way, right?
>Stickykeys
>>54973339
>The teacher didn't treat me as a little princess so he's sexist mwaah
>>54979494
I'm him but nah
>be me
>Bored as hell with friend who was also non retard so we were both done with the computer
>Start browsing the BIOS
>Set password
>Disable hard drive
>Disable USB ports
>Leave for the day leaking
>Come back to computer lab the next week, it's fixed
>Fuck
So I stole the RAM
>>54979923
*Keking not leaking bitch phone
>>54978706
>set desktop to printscreen desktop
>set start menu to auto-hide
They asked me why the start button didn't work, so I grabbed the mouse, moved it down making sure to hit the bottom edge, and the button then worked fine for me.
They'd try over and over, and sometimes they'd make it happen by accident, incentivizing them to try longer and harder next time.
>>54972141
>V^<Greentexting
>8th grade computer class
>all the computers (macs) have their hard drives as shared drives on the network with no security
>you can literally mess with the desktop of the person sitting next to you or even across the room
>find this out
>tell friend
>we spend all class messing with each other's computers and dropping pictures of animals fucking
>some other kids find out and start doing it too
>after 2 days, nothing can get done because everyone is having fun deleting desktop files, renaming files to swear words and copying pictures of animals fucking
>teacher finds out it was my fault
>he was already pretty angry at me because he thought I was spreading the rumor that he was my dad (we shared the same last name)
>get banned from touching computers for 2 weeks
>all these peoples taking programming and typing courses on highschool
Welp, my country's education is really fucked.
>>54979096
Be the cool and responsible admin that acknowledges the skills but still puts an end to it
>>54979923
>So I stole the RAM
Fuck you, you little shit.
Lolkiddie "hacking" is fun and games, that's just shitty theft.
>>54980040
Nobody learns anything, it's fine.
If you can't afford your own computer, you deserve to be left behind
>>54976005
are you me?
>>54974232
GOD
>early/mid 2000s
>live in a village, fastest home connection at the time is 56k dialup
>everybody else in school is also from the surrounding villages with shit Internet
>download all the shit I want in the school's computer lab
>floppy disks don't cut it and flash drives are still expensive, so buy a box of CD-RWs I always bring to school
>lend them to buddies when they need them
>they mostly burn porn to them
>one day some kid steals my CD-RWs from the lab
>he checks them on the family computer
>parents walk in on them, that faggot makes up some story and is forced to return them to the supervising teacher
>claim that the kid must have put the porn on the discs
>I get my CD-RWs back
>>54977517
Honestly, if this was set in 2016, they would have just called police and tried to get you arrested for hacking.
People are so afraid of computers these days.
>>54980082
>If you can't afford your own computer, you deserve to be left behind
What do you mean by this
>>54973825
>Vista
Jesus, I remember when I was in high school in the late 2000s and they had us use DOS and Windows 95 to use a ancient DOS version of AutoCAD. Fuck, XP would have been a GODSEND back then.
>>54972131
Our teacher showed us this trick in school he also let us play mame when we finished.
>freshman in college
>don't know how to unzip a file
Fug
>>54978797
It's possible to do such thing on today's pcs?
>>54979392
Deepfreeze and some word blocker.
>>54976964
People born in 98 can post on 4chan right now
Man, I regret not being into programming and networking when I was young. Could have had so much fun. My dicking around with the computers at school was pretty limited.
Now I do have a CS degree so the programming part got fixed but I still don't know shit about networking. Is it something that would be satisfying and useful to learn about?
Not that I aspire to be a lowly sysop or anything.
>>54980329
I don't know, I haven't used windows in years. If it still executes whatever is in the run folder at startup then yes, otherwise you may have to mess a bit with some other stuff to get it working.
The PC must also have a speaker, you can test it by printing the bell character (\a) in a terminal, I think.
>>54979041
>I thought it led to a different internet
Kek, me too.
>>54977138
>iFuck
>Attempt at passive aggressive response
Autismos maximus
>>54980408
Yes, it still runs whatever is Run folder, but I'm talking about using the beeper to play sounds, I remember playing some games like Dangerous Dave that did on 95.
>>54977520
Dick
>>54979378
Kek, I already did this
>>54980028
>>he was already pretty angry at me because he thought I was spreading the rumor that he was my dad (we shared the same last name)
this fact alone is funnier than anything in this thread
Was anyone else autistic enough to print out a Mavis Beacon award for typing 200 wpm with perfect accuracy?
>>54978891
12 or 13 is first year of middle school
>>54980935
I see. Primary school here is from about 4 - 12 and middle school from about 12 - 16, 17 or 18, depending on which tier you get put in (smart people get longer and way more advanced middle school education).
Then you go to university, university of applied science (highschool when you translate it literally, but it's not like murrican highschool) or trade school if you're a retard. Guess you can compare the latter with murrican college.
