Sometimes when I go to the toilet I squeeze out something similar to my average day
LOL WTF WHAT SHOW IS THIS FROM
Wake up
Have breakfast while watching yesterday's new episodes of whatever shows I'm following
Go for a bike ride
Have lunch
Lurk 4chan until night
Go out and get drunk/high
Come back home and rewatch some old sitcom
Go to bed
Repeat ad infinitum
I post shitty meta threads on /g/
>>54966582
Wake up
Forums
4chan
Sleep
Repeat
Wake up
Sit on porcelain throne
Wonder what I could have done with my life
Eat breakfast
Take vitamin supplements
Take pain killers
Walk to work
Working
Think about all the bad decisions I've made in life, the people I've hurt, the married women I've had sex with or friends gfs I've fucked
Feel like every moment at work another little piece of me rots away, a hollow husk of human bean will surely by what remains if I don't get out
Feel stuck
Walk home
Watch Netflix
Kerk off
Go to bed
Repeat
Wake up about 1 or 2pm, eat lunch, watch anime, eat dinner around 8 or 9pm, watch more anime, go to sleep around 5 or 6am, repeat.
Wake up at some random time. Today it was 6pm.
Browse the Internet on my phone for an hour.
Eat something. Shower.
Maybe play a game for a little bit. Sc2 is my go to right now.
Open up visual studio and start programming on my latest project. I'm making an rts game engine with DirectX.
Half the day or so passes by.
Play some more games for a little bit.
Lay down in bed and watch Sc2 casts until I fall asleep.
Rinse and repeat.
Sometimes I go to a coffee shop and work there.
>>54966582
Wake up, get breakfast
Commute to Uni
Set timer and sleep in the meantime
Commute back home
Set timer and sleep in the meantime
Have lunch
Go to work
Have dinner there
Come back, shitpost on /g/ in the meantime
Study and shitpost on /g/ or read shit up online
Get into argument on 4chinzz
Eventually go to sleep
wake up
smoke up
go skating
4chan
maybe more skating
hang out at friend's house
go home, more 4chan
maybe more skating
go to bed
Wake up at 9am
Browse phone/fap till 11am
Do washing/shower/etc
Stress about being a filthy neet
Eat something and drink coffee
Listen to music and do something that I kind of don't want to do like learning a language I don't know
Stress about being a filthy neet
Listen to some more music to drown my stress about being a filthy neet in
Eat some more food
Do nothing for ~6 hours
Eat some more food
Go to bed
>>54966582
/gif/
wake up at 3pm
start up the ol pc
have my hour long morning fap
get food downstairs and eat at pc
play games for about 6 hours until im mentally drained
get the diner that mommy made for me 4 hours ago
eat it in my room
watch stupid youtube videos and browse 4chan until 6am because too tired to play more videogames
go to bed around 7am when mom wakes up
>>54966923
Enjoy anon: http://www.nick.com/spongebob-squarepants/
wake (10am)
make tea
waste time on computer
go to work
waste time on computer 2: the wastening
go to bed (4am)
Gave notice today, gonna do some traveling
>>54966957
Top kek
>>54966938
>>54966957
>>54967025
>>54967055
>>54967082
>>54967395
>>54967942
>>54967960
Why is everyone unemployed? Why do you all have such easy lives? I'm a little jealous, I'm out here grinding my fucking ass off and you cunts are waking up at 6pm
>>54968110
3rd from the bottom reply
Highschool dropout so I need to sit a bunch of exams later this year and do some other online work that I'm doing right now to be employable to more than a supermarket.
>>54966957
This, except Reddit.
>>54968110
Don't think this is easy. I sometime won't have food at the end of the month, but I'm doing better since I spam advertising links to gain some additional funds.
>>54968110
>>go to work
>Why is everyone unemployed
I'll outline what I did "today"
>Wake up at 10pm
>Have no food, shops closed an hour ago
>Make a cup of caramel coffee
>Check google analytics to see if anyone but me had visited my website. No one had.
>At 1am get in car and drive to 24/7 Burger King. Buy a small meal.
>Come home
>Watch some Haibane Renmei and Samurai Flamenco
>Go through some Anki cards
>Rotate between image boards
>Play Overwatch
>Repeat until 8am
>Go and buy some food
Just had a curry. I've got an interesting project I'm working on, but I'm the middle of my exams. If I start working on I will neglect everything else.
wake up
slave labor for 11-12 hours
eat
contemplate suicide
pussy out
sleep
wake up at 7
shower
work/school
lunch + 4chan/study
back work/school
go home
dinner
4chan/research/vidya
sleep around 1
repeat
just graduated, looking for a job and grad school since I didn't pick a STEM career
>>54968110
>Why is everyone unemployed
Because I got pissed off and quit a few months ago. I've been employed for 90% of my time on /g/.
>>54968319
Kek
Wake up 4am.
Drive to work 5am.
Pickup coworker 545am.
Get to work 7am.
It's the government so it takes 15-30 mins to park and get through security.
Get to desk and login with PIV 5 - 60 mins.
Look at calendar for meetings and respond to email 15 mins.
Spend 2 hours shaking my head saying "security doesn't work that way" in meetings.
Leave 330pm.
Drop coworker off 6pm.
Get home 645pm.
Make some dinner.
Walk around house in boxers farting in peace.
Girlfriend gets home and complains about farts 1145pm.
Wake up
Work
Sleep
>>54968398
What do you do for a living? Sounds pretty chiil.
wake up at 1pm
breakfast
have test tomorrow
have studied a little bit, and shit's easy (software engineering test, 3rd year CS) so decide to do something else instead
watch 3 pirates of the caribbean movies (eat in between)
browse 4chinz
play some vidya
eat
browse 4chinz / watch some tv series
sleep
Not really my average day, sorry, but this happened today =/
On my average days, instead watching 3 movies in a row, i either study something or code something, even if it isn't for an assignment
>>54968265
Age?
Website URL?
Live alone?
Wake up
Shower
Food
go to uni courses
get back from uni
Food
go shopping if needed
study
4chan
Food
Sleep
>>54968319
LOOOOL!!! Do you by any chance put together iPhones for a living?
sleep
anal
work
food
sleep
>wake up
>see if there is cereal downstairs. If so, eat. If not, meh, wasnt that hungry anyways
>turn on computer
>check email and google voice for messages. Never any job offers even tho I am A+ certified, never any friends that just wanna say "hi", only sister with her dull memes and once in a while text from mom
>spend hours watching new content from my youtube subscriptions
>listen to music while studying c++/python/IT shit
>keep doing computer shit until 11pm
>time for conan (usually only watch first 10 minutes)
>go back to computer until 3am
>sleep
>repeat
Wake up at 3am
chainsmoke on the drive to work
sit in front of a machine and run parts for 10 hours
go home
cars leaking gas and coolant isnt flowing right
eat some leftover whitecastle
hope someone would shoot me
sleep for 4 hours and do it again
>>54968422
>filename
keks like these are a reason to continue living
>>54966582
Wake up whenever
Go check the fridge and see what to eat
Walk around the house a bit
Make sure dogs still there, feed him if no one else did
Boot up virtual machines and read books/online wikis
See whats on tinder
Sometimes go to class or the shops if I need something
sometimes have sex with hookers
bretty gud lyfe right guys?
>wake up at 11am
>morning routine
>Arrive at comfy engineering job at 1pm
>Leave at 7ish pm
>Buy some groceries to cook dinner on way home
>Watch Netflix while cooking new recipe and eating
>Work on personal project
>muh vidya or movie
>Sleep at 3am
Life is good man
>>54968472
What are you going into in CS?
wake up
take shower, brush teeth, get dressed
make coffee and breakfast, enjoy
sometimes i sit in the morning sun
go to work, be excellent
eat sammich for lunch
keep being excellent at work
clock out, play doom,exit at new level
go home, make dinner
do misc shit for a few hours
work out, go running
get back from run, get ready for sleep
fire up youtube
watch until i can't stay awake anymore
close laptop, sleep
I'm a youngish sysadmin
>>54968698
>A+
Would this be helpful if I'm going into web design?
>wake up ~730-8am
>shower
>commute to work
>get to work ~9am
>drink coffee / work
>lunch 12pm
>work
>leave 5pm
>gym / run & shower
>commute home
>dinner 7-8pm
>vidya / TV / 4chan / personal projects
>go to sleep between 1030pm-12am
Throughout the day I internally debate whether or not to quit my current job
>>54966582
Wake up
Shower, dress, etc
Walk to work
Kill myself, kill myself over and over in my head
Arrive at work
Avoid people
Work
Lunch
More work
Move avoid people
Walk home
Do nothing productive for the rest of the day
Sleep
>2pm wake up
>Eat some eggs for bfast
>Get dressed for work as a night planner at local refinery
>Work 12 hours ordering material and planning maintenance in primvera
>Get home work out for a while and watch Breaking Bad
>Mass debate/fuck some girl I know
>Sleep for 5 hours
I don't always work 12hr shifts but I am right now. 13 12s then 1 day off for another month. That OT is ridiculous though. Usually I work 4 12s (overtime every hour over 8 in a day or 40 in a week) then get 4 Off which is pretty sweet.
>>54968698
man, I need to start watching conan again.
Wake up and take meds
Elliptical for 30min + 5 min HIIT
Shower and get dressed
Eat
Study Cisco shit
Think about killing myself
Jerk off
Eat again
Read
Go to sleep
>830am, wake up
>shit, shave, shower, shove food down gullet
>930am leave for work
>10am do work (web dev shit)
>1pm leave work
>130pm get home
>work in my garden for 30min
>2pm-4pm play video games or work on research (depends if prof has anything for me to do, and if i want to do it)
>work in my garden again for an hour or so
>5pm dinner, go socialize with friends or gf
>between 9pm and 11pm arrive home
>work on research or play video for prof until 2am
wake up
get on computer
think about programming, drawing, or playing video games
realize I signed up for summer college
go to class
regret going for CS major
work out
do calculus 3 problems to practice
go home
4chan
think about programming, drawing, or playing video games
more 4chan
question life decisions
go to bed
Wake up
Do whatever (often productive)
Go to bed whenever
Wake up 8am
Eat breakfast
Go to school 8:40
Get home 3:30
Play some csgo or other games
Eat
Homework or have a wank
Computer shit
11pm go to bed
>>54968455
>What do you do for a living? Sounds pretty chiil.
I'm an IT security expert for the government in a building that's known for it's shape.
>>54968265
Yo wtf is up with your sleep schedule
>>54968265
What project are you working on, anon?
>>54968510
Are you a murderer or a sex criminal?
>>54966582
Go to bed at 4am.
Wake up at 9:30 hating myself
Shower for 10 minutes
Walk 20 minutes to work
Spend all day in front of a computer till 7pm
Walk back home
Jerk off
Read 4chan, reddit and waste away my life
Jerk off again while contemplating suicide
Repeat
>>54970567
Usually you can tell by his mood and energy in the first 3-5 minutes whether the show will be good or not. If you've seen him as much as I have (=
Today I...
>woke up at 11
>masturbated
>went back to bed
>woke up at 1:30
>cleaned my apartment
>masturbated
>played vidya
>watched anime
>shitposted
>cried about the nothing that I am
>took a shower
>brushed my teeth
>returned to shitposting
And now we're in the live. The next line is my oyster. Anything could happen. Probably gonna continue shitposting until I get bored, then either play vidya or masturbate if I happen to get an erection.
This is actually my life.
>>54970099
No
Best advice is to make a website from scratch that is really cool. Meet people who are ceo's/managers/etc and tell them about it or just put link in resume
>>54971039
So I used '11' and '1:30' to make it easier for Americans but I realize now I just made it worse. 11AM and 1:30PM.
Today i
>got off work from third shift at 7 a.m
>shit shower shave
>smoked a bowl and watched youtube till 9
>worked second job from 9 to 3
>came home, contemplate suicide till i fall asleep
>woke up at 10:30 to get ready for another third shift
My life literally almost every day
>Wake up, make bed, brush teeth, go to bakery, eat, make coffee
>Start working, finish in 2-3 hours
>Play poker while watching something CS related
>Work some more
Wow, a lot of these are really sad. How do you people go on living?
>wake up 9AM
>today I'll finally start jogging
>instead I stay in bed until it's like 12
>shit too late now to jog it's hot as fuck
>get food 1PM
>maybe I'll play some video games? Doesn't happen haven't played since 2015
>get on 4chan
>stay on 4chan for 10 hours
Hmmmmmmm
Is 10 hours a lot?
on a work day
>wake up
>derp around on the internet till about 7PM
>go into work at 9pm and work for 6 to 12 hours depending
>go home play a few games or otherwise
>back to sleep
>non work day
same thing but without the going to work i eat maybe once a day twice if im feeling antsy
>>54966582
>Wake up at 6AM
>Turn on my riced Arch GNU/Linux which boots in 4 seconds
>Chat for a bit on Discord
>Shower
>Go to work
>Shitpost on /g/ and /int/ while at work
>Go home, if it's Wednesday I visit my parents for our weekly dinner
>Play some game, right now it's usually Osu or Overwatch
>Make dinner, watch an episode of anime while eating
>If it's Tuesday, Friday or Sunday; go to the gym
>If it's Wednesday, log on WoW and do our weekly Archimonde Mythic kill
>Go to bed
>Watch an episode of anime in bed
>Go through my Tinder and cry because matches never
>Masturbate if I feel like it
>Sleep
>>54966582
Wake up at 7am, dress, take bus to trainstation, take the train to Antwerpen of 8am, arrive at 9, take tram, then bus, arrive at work at 9:30, work until 13:00, eat, go back to work at 14:00, work until 17:00, start journey back, arrive home at 19:00, eat, watch the news, do more work until 21:00, browse 4ch until 22:00, fall asleep exausted. Repeat.
>>54966582
>Wake up
>Spend 15-20 hours thinking about killing myself
>Go to bed
>>54968345
>>54970180
>quitting
I had a web dev job for 17 months. I kept getting angry because I feel like it hadn't been my decision to take the job (some person I know basically bullied me into it)
So I finally quit, thinking "I'll travel, or I'll get a different job". That was 10 months ago. I haven't travelled because I know everyone will think of me as a lazy spoiled brat who doesn't want to work. Then I don't really know what job to do, I'm looking at warehouse jobs but they're sort of depressing
Might just hang myself lads, not much else to do 2bh
>>54966582
I believe in taking care of myself. A balance diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I put on an icepack while I do my stomach chrunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated jell cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub; then on the face, an exfoliating jell scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.
There is an idea of myself, some kind of abstraction, hut there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable.
I simply am not there.
Wake up
Have lunch + cofee
Check my email/news whatever
Porcelaine throne session
Open up Visual Studio and start working on assignments while listening to lections.
See gf and/or go train for a few hours
Shower at the beach
Dinner
Dota with a friend and some drinks
sleep
repeat.
I dont know if I can even get a job and study at the same time. I feel Ill fail at all the things that I do each day.
>>54974336
What the fuck nigga, is this from a book?
>wake up
>4chan
>Sleep
>>54966582
Boot into 10 get spied on download updates,and browse the Internet
Boot into 7 browse internet,watch a torrented movie
Then I boot into XP chat with my friends shitposting on 4chan,shut off PC and go sleep
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
>>54966582
wake up
tell the bitches to leave
drink from whisky bottle
drive to OP's house
bang OP's mom
we drink some beer and I bang her again
drive home
police stops me
they want my license
fuck you, I have no license
shoot officers in the face
drive home
watch TV
drink something for having a good sleep
sleep
>>54975132
It's from the "checked" man.
School's on
> wake
> coffee
> classes
> lunch
> classes
> work-study
> homework/video games
> video games/homework
> dinner
> mastrubate
> sleep
School's off
> wake
> breakfast + coffee
> internet
> lunch
> do stuff
> internet/video games
> stuff/more internet/video games
> dinner
> internet/videogames
> masturbate
> sleep
>get woken up by a blowjob
>have anal sex with my gf
>she cleans off my dick with her mouth
>my dressers start dressing me
>my driver drives me to work
>boot up my work mac
>look at the stock market, seeing my money work for me while shitposting on /g/ using my apple iphone (jailbroken)
>eat pizza with lobster for lunch (i fucking love pizza, my cook has a special recipe)
>creme brulé dessert
>after lunch i tell my associates what to do, while pretending to work on my mac (i actually just play hearthstone - i have all the cards)
>after work i usually go shopping with my gf, to keep her happy and myself occupied
>my driver drives us home where my dealer is already waiting
>i buy coke and weed and get fucked up with my gf
>for dinner there's always burgers with caviar
>then, right before going to sleep, i go to reddit and copy some posts to paste on 4chan
>>54976201
>hearthstone
more cringy than the reddit part and the caviar burgers
>>54968398
>Walk around house in boxers farting in peace.
>Girlfriend gets home and complains about farts
I'm laughing like a maniac in class
>spend one half of the day depressed about being a loser unemployed failure
>spend other half of the day dressed in women's clothes depressed about irrational stuff
>spend the night gaming
>anxiety dreams
>ramen noodles
>no shower for days
>>54966902
At least you're making something!
>>54976236
>>Walk around house in boxers farting in peace.
>>Girlfriend gets home and complains about farts
>I'm laughing like a maniac in class
I have to wear a suit for work and it really holds in the farts. I can't tell you how good it feels to strip down to my boxers and play my butt trumpet. Those few hours of not having to hear "eww gross, what's wrong with you" seem like a vacation sometimes.
>wake up at 7AM
>stay in bed until 8:30AM
>brush my teeth and have my morning piss
>open PC
>stay there until 10AM
>have breakfast
>back to PC
>eat lunch at 2-3PM
>back to PC
>eat at 9PM
>back to PC
>going to sleep at 11-12PM
>repeat the next day
>>54976201
>girlfriend cleans my dick with her mouth
I wish I had this life. She could do my asshole too
>>54970977
Yes but what what does that have to do with anything?
Wake up
Wait for hunger
Eat random shit
Check forums/boards/news etc.
Vidya
Eat again
Do house hold work
Discord and vidya with best friends
Night snack
Fap
Sleep
Inb4 /v/ kiddy, its only for killing time until i get to uni
>tfw I always tell myself I'll correct my sleep cycle tomorrow
>>54976888
>why you fart on me, anon?
Wake up
Shitpost like a mad cunt
Sleep
Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>54974285
Warehouse worker here
>literally no supervision all night
>listen to music the entire shift
>they pay for my schooling
Not depressing at all if you're good with people
>>54966938
>Repeat ad infinitum
It's not ad infinitum.
Memento mori.
:^)
>>54977323
Enjoy your future:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quWFjS3Ci7A
>>54966582
wakeup
brush teeth
go to job
work for an hour
idle at work for about 5 hours
eat in some place out of 5 which are close to my job/home
go home
shitpost on 4chan
cook dinner
shitpost on reddit
learn something on the internet
eat dinner
surf in tf2 for 1-2 rounds
Additionally, the 'job' part doesn't apply if it's Saturday or sunday, and there's a 25% chance i do something with my friends
>>54977508
>idle at work for about 5 hours
How many people do this, do you think? Like how much actual work do you think is done on average by the average white collar worker?
>>54974336
>>54977576
i think it's inversely correlated with wage
Wake up
Shave balls
Eat breakfast
Exercise
Skateboard
Listen to music
Browse 4chan to 2pm until too tired 2 shitpost
>>54966582
Wake up
Make tea
Read a section from the moral discourses of Epictetus
Go for a run
Take a shower
Eat breakfast of duck eggs and smoked fish
Attend college and or go to gym
Read for an hour or two and make more tea
Prepare and eat dinner
Watch a film,documentary or lecture and maybe smoke some weed
Go to bed
Wake up
Cuddle with my qt gf
Have a morning sex
Shower
Exercise
Go for a walk with gf
Come home
Check out what's going on on the internet
Watch a movie with gf
Later go out with friends
Sleep
And then actually wake up
>>54977759
stop bullshiting you don't have a gf or you won't be here
Wake up
VPN into work computer
Check emails
Attend a few meetings
Do work
Eat first meal of the day, lunch
Return to work
Browse 4chan
Check leddit
Do more meetings
Do more work
Get off
Get dinner
Study either advance mathematics from textbook or programming
Do some assignments ahead of time for next semester (preparing to return back to school)
Browse 4chan and leddit more, depending on time maybe hang out with a friend
Sleep
>>54974336
You can always be thinner... look better.
Brush teeth
drop random stuff into my mouth
go to work
digging a hole under Mordor with a spoon for 8 hours
get home
cook some el' speciale food
go to /g
troll amdead and novidia fanboys
sleep
*repeat until I have cash to buy a house*
Wake up
Eat breakfast
Play FFXIV all morning
Take a Maury Dr phil break
Tinker and dick around on BBS and MUDs that are still up on my raspberry pi.
Watch a baseball game.
Play some resident evil online with my best friend.
Go to bed.
>>54968217
> I'm doing better since I spam advertising links to gain some additional funds.
This is interesting. Could you be more specific about link thematics ?
Wake up at 8am
Brush teeth
Take shit
Take a look at kitchen to eat.
If not so hungry skip to lunch
Drop my sister at uni 9am
Come home
Wait till my mom gets ready and drop her at school at 10am(she's a teacher )
Come home again at 11am
All alone in home
Hop on my bed and browse rwddit/utube/4chan/twitter/forums/fb till 12:30pm on my disgusting laptop
Dad comes home for lunch from work at 1 pm
have lunch together at 1:30pm
Then he takes a nap till 2pm at return to work
Go to r/movies and decide what movie to watch at 3pm
Search for hd link if not available watch some other movie (yesterday watched daddys home) till 5:30pm
Mom,dad and sis will come to home from work/uni between 6-6:30pm
Mom or dad will bring something to eat
Eat it and browse inrernet till 9:30pm
Have dinner
Go back to browsing net till 12am
Go to sleep
>>54978305
Sounds comfy
>>54967942
That used to be me during vacations, now that I think it it was a complete waste of time
>>54968422
that's me at the moment but include overwatch before sleep, good thing I'm going back to college and training box and bjj soon
