>Get on the ground, fucko!
>Squad, take his computer and all other electronics!
What do you do?
>>54948218
>Americans will defend this save still call themselves land of the free
Nothing. The worst I have is some embarassing porn. A lot of pop music that I would rather not anybody know that I listen to.
However, if I was in possession of something highly illegal, I'd fucking smash the shit out of my laptop right away. Sure, I'd probably get some time out of doing that, but not as bad as I'd get if caught with said illegal material. I mean, they can't prove shit. The evidence is sufficiently destroyed.
what the fuck are you guys hiding in those hard drives?
why would you be scared of this situation if you're not a pedo?
>>54948290
>loss of valuable equipment for indefinite period of time, will probably be destroyed
>need to buy new door
>they'll probably kill your dog
>evidence of recreational drug usage
>local police dept. getting invaluable information to defame you in the future if need be
>evidence of file sharing
>everyone in your neighborhood will think you're a criminal
>name in paper when they report on the raid
>>54948290
I told Suzie from 3rd period to kill herself over Skype chat :(
/fucko/ thread? /fucko/ thread.
I really want to build something that will thermite my NAS on command.
Not because I have anything I actually need to hide.
Just because I'm autistic.
defend thinkpads, thinkcenter and chromebook to the death
theres nothing on there even, hell 4 of 6 of the comptuers i own are basically empty, only one thinkpad even has games on it, and the chromebook is just weird porn
but i dont want them to have them
they cant have them
ill spear fbi niggers with my nugget if they go near my dinkpads
>>54948276
Ever heard of guilty until proven innocent? There are people in prison indefinitely for refusing to unencrypt their hard disks because it may or may not have bad materials on it
Open the door and offer them cookies and hope they don't shoot my dog.
>>54948441
exactly the kind of internet tough guy who would last one night in jail before telling the police exactly what they want to hear
>>54948626
>Open the door
You just got shot.
>offer them cookies
You just got shot again.
>hope they don't shoot my dog
Bad news, it was .308, shot pushed through and hit your dog.
>>54948441
Wouldn't it be a shame to be deprived of all your hardware for no valid reason?
If you make any sudden movements you'll probably die though.
I take my elbow and smash 2 flimsy plastic external hard drives.
problem
solved
>>54948218
Trust me, you would have time to do exactly nothing. And if you tried to do something, like flick a switch to turn off power or something I would shot you (leg, hand, shoulder...nothing fatal). This is what I do for living, I know what I am talking about. When we go inside, we never know what danger awaits us and trust it or not, we are scared. Suspect can have a grenade or explosive or hidden weapon. Also do not forget that we do not raid you unless we are sure that you have something illegal going on.
Well at least this is how it works in Europe.
>>54948780
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54948218
Tell them to show me the search warrant, if they don't have it then say bye bye, if they have it let them in because I'm not an inbred to store illegal shit in my home.
>>54948841
>>54948780
Wow. Usually the compression is fine but it got fucking butchered.
>>54948834
Psssh, nothing personnel, kid.
>>54948877
FUCK YOU
>>54948877
>1KB
holy shit
>>54948943
Yeah but look how garbage it is in comparison.
>>54948935
Fixed you're image ;^)
>>54948290
Pirated stuff
>>54948834
>guns
>europe
Nice try.
>>54948290
gahnoo/loonix isos
>>54948842
>"Show me th-"
>You and your dog have been shot.
>>54949030
Does this cause issues on firefox or something?
>Close your laptop while you turn around
>"Squad, get that /fucko/! He's sabotaging evidence!"
>Get drop kicked out of chair, smacking into desk knocking screens off
>"Damnit, squad! STOP THAT /FUCKO/!!! HE'S SABOTAGING THE EVIDENCE"
>6 guys jump on me, one each leg, one on each arm, one sitting on my back and the other holding my head in starfish position
>Passout due to unable to breathe
>Wake up in a cell
>Multiple counts of sabotaging evidence
>Resisting arrest
>Obstructing police procedures
>Didn't find any incriminating evidence
>Still go to jail for 2 months
>All computer devices permanently confiscated
>Keeping them for "evidence"
>>54948570
>guilty until proven innocent
That's actually against the Constitution.
How's life in Commiefornia?
>>54949283
>Nevada, 2011
>Colorado, 2012
>California, 2012
>Arizona, 2014
>Pennsylvania, 2016
baka desu senpai
>>54949152
That wouldn't happen, I'm not American.
>>54948570
It's not guilty until proven innocent
It's destruction of evidence or contempt of the court.
If a judge lawfully signs a search warrant compelling you to provide access to a hard drive you are in contempt if you do not
>>54949348
>[THE CURRENT YEAR] of our Lord
>>54949358
>you and your dog are repeatedly hit with foam batons while the neighbors shout SIX BONG
Fix'd.
>>54949395
You're not using that 'argument' correctly. I was just listing the previous events of indefinite detainment due to refusing to provide means of decryption for private storage suspected of containing illicit material.
>>54948218
Nothing. My drive is encrypted and I lost the microsd that the password is on. Whoops.
is the ram freezing actually feasible or just a meme?
>>54948290
>why would you be scared of this situation if you're not a pedo?
>why would you be afraid of people ready to kill you breaking into your house?? NOTHING TO HIDE.
>>54948679
>Bad news, it was .308, shot pushed through and hit your dog.
Not how that works, internet ballistics expert.
>>54949729
http://chronicle.com/article/Why-Privacy-Matters-Even-if/127461
>>54948218
You need time, like in a big house you'd have time to dd the header and turn off the pc pretty quick.
>>54949741
If shot clean through some cheap AR500 plates with .308. Bet your fat ass it'll go through your layers of blubber.
>>54949786
>not having a dedicated hardware button that force reboots the machine into DBAN autonuke
>>54948780
>>54948877
you're pretty lame, desu, red-arrow guy was better
>>54949798
That's not the same thing and cops do not use FMJ.
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't use a microwave as their computer case for just such an occasion
>>54949820
Take it up with the manager
>>54949842
>>54949823
Anonymous-sama I think it might have been a joke. Something tells me cops don't shoot you if you offer them cookies either.
>>54948218
>They break down my door.
>Bad Dragon dildos all over the floor and ceiling, like stalactites and stalagmites.
>Its all fogy and there are red strobe lights everywhere.
>They close in on my room.
>The Ding Dong Song is blaring from within.
>They enter.
>I'm standing there, covered in lube and wearing a thong.
>Turn around and slap my ass invitingly.
>"Come here big boy!"
>>54949395
You're dumb
>>>/pol/
>>>/reddit/
I have a five point plan to take them all out.
>>54948218
Nothing, that shit could never happen where I live.
>you don't have anything to hide right anon??
>>54949905
Ryūjin no ken wo kurae
>>54949941
i'm aroused
>>54949873
This sounds like a shittier version of the "your move law man" pasta
>>54949868
No, he really believes that. I can't confirm that they'll shoot you if you offer cookies. It wouldn't surprise me.
>>54948218
where's your search warrant you stupid fucks
>>54949823
>>54949868
It was a joke, but .308 FMJ will go through a person with ease. If you don't believe that you have no experience with high grain .308. Cops don't use it for this exact reason, but the odds of them using .308 at all in a /fucko/ situation are basically nonexistent.
People are still posting these stupid threads?
I could make another meme response, but here is an actual resource:
https://ssd.eff.org/en/index
Enjoy fucko's
>>54948679
>Bad news, it was .308, shot pushed through and hit your dog.
This reminds me of something.
https://youtu.be/FaLTWW_yEG4?t=57s
>>54949803
To much wasted time just ./extraspaghetti and wait couple seconds.
>>54950075
>but .308 FMJ will go through a person with ease
It might, it might not. High speed bullets tend to fragment with medium changes, though reliability of that action is dependent on whether or not it is specifically designed to do so.
>>54950075
I mean I don't know a lot about cops or guns but they might have someone with 308 outside waiting to shoot you in the ass if you try to run.
>>54949972
It is
