Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• Anon posts frequency/dB graph comparison of a pair of fake Piston 3s vs real ones >>54942940 also a graph of the Zircons v. Xiaomi Hybrids and Xiaomi Piston 3s
• Anon finally got his chink ray bans >>54942945
• Chinks make good rube cubiks >>54942952
• Comfy Anon posts review of his chink phantom power supply >>54936944 to power his BM-800s, its much better than the memed SOMAKE sound cards >>54938480
• Anon tries to track down the IKEA shark>>54943044 only to find a cutie IKEA employee and that they were long sold out >>54944237
• Anon questions the authenticity of his Chink Ray Bans >>54943276
• Anon considers making a /csg/ podcast >>54943448 >>54943713 >>54943719
• Sharks bought during the Gearbest cake event are still going strong >>54943529 >>54943564
• Anon's surprised by the quality of his $10 watch >>54943757
• Anon compares his Genuine German Staedtler 780 leadholder with a Chinese clone >>54943779
• Another anon with fake sunglasses shows up >>54943959
• Anon got his fake Para Military knife >>54944038
• Anon orders cheap chink sunglasses from Gearbest >>54944762
Previous thread >>54942785
first for taiwan
//cs/g//uys, I was bored and bought the chinkshit.tech domain name. Anyone with hosting want to set something up? Like, custom chink shit wiki, newsboard, etc.?
xiaomi is the best brand
>>54946539
>also a graph of the Zircons v. Xiaomi Hybrids and Xiaomi Piston 3s
Forgot the graph, sorry >>54943288
>>54946595
Make it link to the latest /csg/ thread. like http://orph.link/
http://orph.link/eog
>>54946539
>Anon's surprised by the quality of his $10 watch
My former roommate used to buy replica watches from Aliexpress and was always pleasantly surprised at the quality. Seems like Rolex stuff in the 40€-60€ bracket was almost indistinguisable from the real deal save it for the smooth-moving seconds hand and steel instead of silver and shit like that.
I don't know much about watches but he used to buy that kind of stuff that winds themselves with movement and constantly complained he always had to fap with them and set the time when he didn't wear them in some days, so maybe they were the "mechanical" type? Dunno, just my two cents.
Anyone with a RN3P hear static at low volumes when using headphones?
I read that it is the ROM I'm using, currently on latest weekly xiaomi.eu.
Last thread was embarrassing guys. Also
>complaining about software not being free in a thread about buying stuff from a communist country
wew lads x9999999
>>54946659
>RMN3P
Lol, Mi Max or get out.
Have you tried other headphones/earphones?
What was in your mail today?
I got some nice tactile buttons with caps and a 100MHz crystal oscillator.
I'm doing this for 9 years (since 2007) now, I've started ordering a Dealextreme back then (I think the first thing I've ordered were laserpointers) and get a package or two in the mail nearly every day. I buy mostly electronic components, usually for $1-2.
>>54946595
Dirty Reviews fuck off. Go shill your referral links somewhere else
>>54946681
Fuck off Pissphone
>>54946681
What's the matter with you, and what's wrong with the dirty reviews goy.
>>54946612
Good idea, it would require some programming to fetch the latest thread, but should work :)
Thanks for the idea.
>>54946661
>communist
>>54946686
>mfw I reply in a dead thread
>>54946686
>19 hours of fucking web browsing
You can literally keep that god damn phone with the screen on the whole day and still have some juice left when you plug it before going to sleep.
You can't do that with a RMN3P.
>>54946595
set a redirect to the current CSG thread.
>>54946659
Im official Miui. Only real issue so far is Sleepy Modem issue, where it lets go of 4G and can't hang onto a steady connection to save it's life.
>>54946726
But it's just too big for this world
>>54946673
Shoutouts to dealextreme. They were my gateway too :P
bought a Redmi 2 Pro from a friend for 80€
I hope it just werks
>>54946757
mine too
>how can they offer free shipping for $2 orders????
>>54946766
>Redmi 2 Pro
>80 Funny E
He scammed you hard, he is not your friend.
>>54946704
Nothing, >>54946681 is just a shitposter that shits on Dirty reviews anon at every turn for no apparent reason, trying to discredit him by spreading lies about Dirty posting referral links.
>>54946779
I think it was something about the Chinese government sponsoring them, or something
Just received the following:
>S500 quadcopter frame
>Q380 quadcopter frame
>2 Axis camera gimbal
>10DOF Flip32 controller
>433Mhz uart telemetry link
All for ludicrously low prices due to ebay price errors.
>>54946659
I'm running CM13 and I get a weird noise after using headphones for a while
>>54946779
government subsidies.
What the fuck happened to retail bro? I just woke up and missed 2 threads in my sleep.
>>54946794
>>54946801
Yeah I know, it was back in the day when I discovered these sites nobody knew
>>54946784
Nah you can't get these any cheaper over here, it's ok for what it is
>>54946779
Like all chink sites do, thanks to their government providing funds for the shipping. But that's only up to a certain weight and size.
>>54946779
IIRC these big sellers pays shipping of total weight of container, not per package.
Any decent chink Windows tablets?
I want smoothness and a lag free experience. Preferably a tablet with an ssd
>got a zsun WiFi card reader thing
>couldn't samba into it to make the .update folder and copy the OpenWRT firmware into it from Win7 or Linux
>my brain was being gay
>ended up doing it with an Android app (WTF, it worked)
Frakin' cool. I can now SSH into my RasPi with JuiceSSH om my Android Tablet anywhere
>>54946836
Good luck to find chink tablet with mechanical HDD.
>>54946821
You joke but there's a toy tank by Xiaomi.
http://www.gearbest.com/smart-cctv/pp_239581.html
Also
>Xiaonomi
>>54946793
>lies
He did post referral links until he presumably got a short ban for doing so, and his Youtube channel is littered with them.
>>54946795
Post some pics lad
>>54946609
So what does the graph mean? Which ones are the best?
>>54946779
Do you not know of the $0.16 sim ejector tool?
>>54946865
>smart-cctv
kek
>>54946795
Could you link them?
Just a reminder since the OP missed it out that there's a /csg/ Discord now, there's a shitposting channel and everything!
https://discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQEq0U8k
A few anons are even talking! On mic! It's a whole new world.
>>54946986
>He did post referral links
No such thing in the archives.
>His youtube channel is littered with them
What the man does with his youtube channel is up to him, even still his more recent videos have links to AliExpress because its cheaper even when he got it off Gaybeast.
>>54947046
>https://discord.gg/013cBVIg9iQHGofEN
>>54947046
irc or gtfo
I got to save money for a tent so I'm staying away from /csg/ threads,
>>54947087
does irc have voice chat? we're setting it up for the /csg/ radio show until a mumble server comes along
I created a support ticket with gaybest in the middle of may and they gave me a delivery deadline of June 6. That's today & the mail has come and gone. How do I get them to ship me another miband?
>>54947098
Some guy here bought a chink tent.
Look at this silly shit!
>>54947130
only matters if that actually happens.
I wish you guys luck. I'll listen if it happens
lel
>>54947188
So if i went to say walgreens and bought a prepaid visa card I can use it on aliexpress? Is there a specific kind of card I would need?
>>54947258
probably will work.
>>54947011
Frequency and decibels, so Zircons highs can be quite uncomfortable for some to the point of them hurting ones ears.
But it really comes down to personal preference really.
got this to go with my x2
cant wait to thrust muh sounds
>>54947198
Neato, post reviews of silly shit
>>54947131
Make another ticket stating that you never received it
>>54947314
I previously bought one of the guitar tuners, they work great, they're small enough to forget that you have it clipped on your headstock, and they're less than three dollars. Can't really go wrong.
I previously had some of the wooden puzzles, some of them connect really sturdily, some don't. Haven't opened this one yet.
Haven't tried the cable keychain thing yet.
Everything else is a gift.
https://youtu.be/rHod8oKZVQs
The phone seems great, but they would be better of hiring some guys from these threads instead of this chinks
>>54947033
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Shock-absorbing-CNC-Brushless-Camera-Gimbal-Frame-DJI-Phantom-Gopro-2-3-VC-/162054873362
http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-32-10DOF-Multicopter-Flight-Controller-Compass-Barometer-OE-/111989596248
http://www.ebay.com/itm/111987973563
http://www.ebay.com/itm/121977530955
http://www.ebay.com/itm/281806932550
Can't get any pics today as I'm not anywhere near the items.
>>54947331
>>54947466
FUCK this image doesn't work on blue boards
let me create a new one that does one minute
>>54947483
>using the default theme
>>54947466
>>54947483
We don't care, go back to /pol/.
>>54947500
no, the thumbnail you kek
>>54947400
Chinkdate: The keychain cable works fine
I updated the measurements and I did a rough compensation from the raw data.
Is that anon that bought a $3 Piston 3 still here?
I measured them and they're awful and sound muffled.
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S54558623#p54563630
Has anyone found any balance sasuke? I need one.
>>54947246
Some anon from /out/ posted it and it was surprisingly good quality
>>54946539
Unbiased tech review guy here (I'm not your guy, friend)
quick update; I'm finally rendering and uploading my cube i7 stylus review tonight. Should be up in an hour or so.
Would've been on early but Sony vegas and YouTube both had it in for me all day.
it's a tablet + dock review. Goes over everything. All the bullshit the shills leave out i've covered.
overall a good device. I do miss my mi pad 2 though
peace out.
/endcomms
>>54947258
Or just use one of the many chink sites that accept paypal
>>54947684
Excellent, look forward to it once uploaded.
>>54947670
eBay
>>54947258
Just any old Visa/MasterCard
Just note that some require online activation
>>54947258
Yes
Does the 2GB vs 3GB of RAM make any difference on the Redmi Note 3 Pro?
Sup /csg/, my VRBOX 2 just arrived today. Now I haven't been really following be but this thing was cheap so I tacked it on to my order. What are some cool things I could do with it especially of the pornographic variety. Running Android btw.
>>54946848
How did you set that up?
>>54947815
2/3GB Ram are very little difference, if you have a big shark go for the cheaper model if you are not gonna HEAVY multitask or be a lazy piece of shit by not using an app killer now and then.
>>54947687
Most of them dont sell counterfeits though
>>54947815
MiUi is quite a RAM hog. it takes almost 900MB to itself when idle. get 3GB if you can.
>>54947815
I'd advise you to go with 3gb
>T. someone who got a 2gb variant
>>54947302
>x2
How is that? I was looking at getting one since the old Clips with microsd slots are so expensive now.
>>54948048
Anon did a review https://youtu.be/t4laGZvLfD0
Which is the best Redmi Note 3 Pro ROM?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10417087
>>54947987
iOffer does
What exactly do the chinks do when they open up the Note 3 Pro? i.e. "Standard" vs "Unopened Standard"
>>54948121
Seems pretty decent. I might have to pick one up.
>>54948274
they flash their malware/trojan/botnet ROM
What are some shitty cheap electronic devices I can buy?
>>54946609
I just saw your post. It's updated >>54947657
>>54948333
Forgot to mention that I changed it from 1/3 octave to 1/12 octave. Which means 1/3 is more rounded and hilly in shape and 1/12 has sharp jagged shape. And it also matches Audiobudgets websites measurements a bit more.
https://youtu.be/at3NeJfimY0
>>54947711
Cheers bud. It's just processing on YT now.
I'm going to cry when my high bitrate files are converted to YT compressed shite.
Also for you mothers out there that wondered what kind of socks I dig from the other night. He's a few I got from Aliexpress and amazon
I have many more. Just cba digging them out. My favourite are the sushi ones. Which are pictured
>>54948448
Which aren't pictured.** God I need sleep
>>54948297
Do they unlock the bootloader? Is it the official Xiaomi unlock or the unofficial?
>>54948475
custom modified MIUI Roms can be flashed without unlocking the bootloader with a MI flashing tool, they probably use that.
>>54948475
They don't unlock the bootloader
Apply for bootloader unlock when you order the phone
>>54948504
that's pretty crazy, I thought ROMs were signed or something
>>54948513
I don't have a Xiaomi account yet, how does unlocking work? Do I ask the seller for the IMEI number? Or do I give Xiaomi my cell phone number and they text me the unlock code?
>>54948625
You dont need to unlock it to flash an official rom
>>54948448
post pics of you wearing it
i wnt to know idf the picture streches
>>54948699
I was thinking AOSP or CM13 maybe. I don't know if I'll like MIUI
>>54947684
>>54948448
>>54948460
I finally got off my ass and made something productive for once instead of jacking off to Japanese women and crying to Enya. Usually at the same time....
Cube i7 stylus tablet & dock review;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uoo3aXRESVA
Hope you rikey, got the Rock Zircon earphones incoming along with the Xiaomi air's and the Xiaomi yeelight en route.
while take a while they're using a series of catapults to get them across the globe. It's very complicated, I won't bore you with the finer Asian details
>>54948701
In JUST my socks?
>>54948742
As I know, the official aosp rom from Qualcomm can be flashed with the Mi flash tool. MIUI has tons of features, most of them are actually useful. Give it a try, you can flash CM13 after that
Got my bm-800 in the mail today. I'm using it with a somake soundcard and it sounds great. I don't think phantom power is required. It did sound like ass plugged into my mobo's onboard sound though.
also I didn't realize how large the pop filter was gonna be.
>>54948625
You should just google it, there are tutorial with pictures, apply as soon as possible so you'll get the permission before having the phone
>>54948751
the fuck kind of review is this
you didn't spend the first third of the review describing the cardboard box it came in
the subject matter is something someone might want to sit through a 15 minute review for
there is actually some point to the moving pictures in that we can see how smooth or otherwise the tablet is
you seem to have some knowledge about the thing you're describing
0/10 does not conform to /csg/ video review style guidelines
>>54948774
i don't care
as long as you wear the socks
make it cute tho
also link?
and do you know some standart over-the-knee-socks?
Got my new Klangs from dealextreme after 14 days. The sound is pretty good but I have a feeling that the left side is louder than the right one. I think they used cheap wire inside the headphone so maybe I could replace it with speaker wire or something. Anyone have experience with this?
>>54948828
>>54948871
At first I was like what the hell then I realised it was some real humour on 4chan. No dank memes. Would read again
>>54948887
Fucking hell you weird little man. Hang on let me get my robe, camera and thong...
>>54948887
That sexual enough for you. Haha
imagine all these bananas are up your boipuss
I signed up to be unbiased tech review not sexual sock review...
>>54949067
Nice socks
>>54948932
do they really have swastikas on them?
GB16SALE
8% Gearbest coupon that can be used with items on sale (pretty much all of the stuff, valid until 30.06.2016
>>54949136
haven't tried it myself, found on russian site that reviews chink shit
>>54948887
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32214734935.html
the banana ones are here.
The ones I posted earlier are from Aliexpress as well just search for mens socks and theyl show up. They're good quality for the price. I'm a size 9 UK and they fit well
>>54949136
>6.60
>7.62
>>54949067
oh kek you're that anon
it doesn't look streched but i'm more afraid of the wave, link?
>>54949114
no, that's a sticker. look at the edges
I don't follow /csg/ too much, anyone looked into buying projectors?
>>54949171
yeah, seems like it's a bust
tried with ZSUN Wi-fi cardreader, price jumped from 8.25 to 8.44
In all honesty, are there really any good micro sd alternatives from China or are they all bad?
Keep seeing something about a shark card but I take it is just a meme brand to you guys?
Someone I know bought some Xiaomi smart shoes with a bluetooth pressure sensor in them, should I try reversing the protocol for fun?
>>54949178
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32612792792.html
for the wave socks
yes I'm that anon ha. I forgot to add my name to the cube i7 review earlier in the thread.
glad it's up and out of the way. I like filming but hate post production. Takes forever and kills the soul. (Whatever soul I have left).
>why won't these socks stifle my misery.
Bury me with my slave labour socks and Japanese comicbooks...
>>54949212
I don't think you can get a cheap Chink projector that isn't dim, blurry, low resolution and generally shit. Please prove me wrong anons.
>>54949255
>Xiaomi smart shoes
If there anything Xiaomi can't do?
is it ok to get sharks from ali?
>>54949286
ACT
>>54949289
Official store on Aliexpress or not at all
Is anybody already bought the Magicforce mechanical keyboard ? Any reviews ?
>>54949286
They aren't xiaomi branded but they were developed with xiaomi and uses their app.
>>54949263
thnx man
just get thick over the kne socks
it will boost your confindebce
>>54949315
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1191646
this one?
>>54949326
cool ad
>>54949326
looks swanky
>>54949406
Rofl. Also, I've seen one at 32€, seems legit ?
>>54949406
Wood berry
>>54949365
Yeh
>>54947302
i've had it a while, its great. sounds way better than my phone
the one downside is that files on the sd card arn't listed in alphabetical order, they're listed by date created i think. theres a program called drivesort i think which fixes that though
>>54949474
thanks m8
>>54949067
Ouch did you get in an accident recently? I remember my leg being purple and swollen after getting hit by a small heavy beam.
Just caught your review on the tablet. Ill be honest I'm not sure how tablets are supposed to be used by what I gathered from that review is that they CAN essentially be used as a mini computer to download files and transfer them to different sd cards?
Also what the fuck tablets can get viruses lol what
>>54949544
He literally lost his leg on a bike accident, but he bought a cheap one on Aliexpress
>>54949580
>>54948828
What mic stand/pop filter is that?
>>54949580
It keeps sending data to CN though.
Also it's two sizes too small
>>54949580
>*prosthetic catches fire*
>>54947657
Here's more measurements for Xiaomi Hybrid and KZ ED3 / ED9.
I had difficulty measuring KZ HDS1 because for some reason it doesn't look like Audiobudgets measurements. And VE Monk+, Earpods are difficult to measure.
>>54949580
Damn dude that sucks
>that joke
I hope karma won't strike me for laughing
>>54949544
People have had activators on them for non-geniune windows installs by these chinks
also some people are worried about backdoors sending data places without your consent
etc
Also these windows tablets are laptops without keyboards. They're not gimped like previous windows RT OS etc
and yes I lost my leg skydiving. A giraffe rugby tackled me mid-air.
>that's what I say to the laydeez for a laugh. Some of them believe me.
>>54949704
How are the monks? I have a pair on the way
>>54949762
They're great. Compared to the Earpods. Earpods are bright and shouty. VE Monk+ is a bit warmer, they sound good and you can hear more detail than Earpods. Earpods are grainy, shouty and bright but I like bright stuff.
>>54949809
Do you have kz ates to compare? What are you using to test these In ears?
>>54949809
link to the earpods you're talking about pls
>>54949544
Do you remember netbooks? They promised the full functionality of a laptop but with a small, light, portable form factor. Well they turned out to be shit and stopped being produced.
>slow cpus
>minimal ram
>low resolution screens
>shit batteries
>limited memory
If you get one of these Chinese tablets with a keyboard dock, you basically have what a netbook should have been all along.
>small
>portable
>full Windows functionality
>decent speeds
>decent ram
>decent storage
>decent battery life
>excellent, high resolution screens
>can also be used as an Android tablet
Posted from my Chuwi HiBook
>>54949514
mde weow
>>54949713
Thanks for the info, going to look into that tablet. It'll probably be nice to have something portable with me that I can use as a pc outside of home.
Did you really get injured skydiving? Fuck well I guess I definitely won't be doing that now
>>54949326
Why do they all have those retarded keycaps?
>>54949865
Fucking netbooks...oh man I remember having gotten one for use in a business class back in 08. If I remember correctly I think these were HP brand books and I would feel anger using one it felt as if I was on Windows me with that thing, it was really restricted in terms of use.
It's amazing how far shit has come in tenyears so I'll definitely give a tablet a try
Only thing stopping me is that virus comment and backdoor data thing the reviewer mentioned just now
>>54947046
haha cockatoos are so silly
>>54949514
Sam might be dead, but MDE will never die.
Here's measurements of my most bassy earphones. Compared to a Piston 3.
>>54949844
No. I don't have them. But I have Piston Capsules on the way. I'm using a Vibro Veritas and StarTech ICUSBAUDIO2D. I roughly compensated the raw data. And I'm using Gustard X20U DAC and JDS Labs Objective 2 amp. I choose the DAC for my preference. All DACs sound same as I own a whole bunch. O2 amp because it's objectively neutral.
>>54949863
I purchased them at a retail store. They're genuine.
This is the least shitposted general on /g/ and perhaps all of 4chan.
>>54950011
Where have you been 5 threads ago?
>>54950027
Did trip friends happen?
>>54950011
>he doesn't know
*drops iphone in piss filled toilet*
>>54949980
Oh yeah. I dislike the KZ ED3 and it's not in that measurement. It's bassy too but they're heavy and big. I don't like em.
Good night eveyone, awful review guy here.
Made a review about bluetooth controller! the Xiaomi one, here it is:
https://youtu.be/-8FNqsRoDCY
>>54949876
Did you really get injured skydiving?
>read the whole comment, I was joking, you're nearly as dumb as those cock hungry sluts
>>54949965
You'll be fine just do some preliminary scans and you should be okay. No one's coming up with any real evidence lately. It's all just conjecture.
>>54950120
Unbiased here. I'm not a fan of the ED3s either. My first video address them in a non-flattering light.
My go to earphones are the piston 3s. But that might change when these rock zircons and Xiaomi air's come through next month
So the only way to get root on Redmi 3 is to flash the China developer ROM right? That is, without the unlock code.
>>54950188
What changed when you turned 8?
>>54950236
I got a Gameboy from my mom, hated when batteries ran out and i had to wait for my mom to buy some.
I was managed to catch mewtwo one time after a fuck ton of tries and then the AA batteries ran out, was a real REEEEEEEEEE moment.
Fuck me, 90% of all the replies in the MIUI forums are either pajeets or jamals.
So i got a package with a 32gb shark but i never ordered a shark, i don't even have devices that need a microSD card aside from my phone that already has one.
what the fug
>>54950369
meme magic
>>54950369
You got doxxed and we all sent you sharks instead of the traditional pizza orders
>>54950369
Some sellers are known to frequent /CSG/. They must know you're from here and extended their goodwill to you.
>>54950188
>1:30 spent describing box
>video adds absolutely nothing over a still image of the product
>poor diction and generally difficult to hear
>three lines of text and a picture would have been at least as informative
now this is /csg/ video reviewing
unbiased tech take note
>>54950421
>>54950420
>>54950393
This is spooky.
It has a barcode like the things from gearbest.
Any owners of the Redmi note 3 pro here?
If so how is the audio quality? (not the speaker quality, but the audio output through the 3,5mm jack.)
Will it compare to for example an iphone 4?
thanks
>>54949865
Shut up dude, my poor brother still use one, and its handed down from my sister. It's 5 years old now.
Battery is pretty good compared to my broken laptop.
>>54950369
you shilled and got 10 people to buy sharks, that's why got one free.
>>54950470
Listening to flacs and 320s through rock zircons and sounds pretty decent. You aren't going to have any complaints . Has enough gas to make it too loud and quality compares to my pc setup
>>54950601
Thanks anon
>>54950360
please post in the thread to see the links
>>54950360
We warned you. You didn't listen.
>>54949704
So which is the best in your opinion?
>>54948828
I love the idea of hanging the stand over the monitor, I might move my mic round there. Looks a lot more professional. Mine is to the right of me next to my arm and angled in to my face.
How do you guys get over the slight price changes on Gearbest? Almost everything I bought a few weeks ago is down like 30 cents- $2. I feel a major cuck
>>54950369
Did you order a full box of meme? If so maybe they know you are from 4chan and completed it.
>>54950360
kek
>>54950700
In the measurements above? Rock Zircon.
I'm waiting for the new Piston Air to get here. Maybe they're really good.
>>54950841
by not being a jew
>>54950841
step up the shilling on your purchases and it won't matter, china always wins no matter what
>>54950841
I bought a white redmi note 3 pro ( I think colour option is silver ) and the next day it went down $15 us
http://www.gearbest.com/stylish-sunglasses/pp_263932.html
kek
So I made a small test with the Somake 7.1 audio card and the BM-800 and BM-8000 just to shut that faggot that keeps saying your NEED a fucking Phantom Power to power this kind of mics, while using a NOT Somake 7.1 audio card to "prove" his bullshit.
From short tetst from 1% gain to 100% gain
Audio files:
https://mega.nz/#!tkN0VbIY!drL1yj7o9rSnzj6uIyfUyR0JOfmvY_m1TcLFxt52xDU
Software used: Audacity - No editing
Distance from my mouth to the mics - 55.3cm (dunno in burger measuring)
If I feel like it, I will repeat the test plugging them to a non somake 7.1 audio card and motherboard.
Note: The background noise is two 12CM fans 50cm away from the mic to my left.
I planned to do a video, but then I realized I can't speak English for shit and I didn't want to bother creating a Youtube account.
>>54951170
how to look like a total faggot dot jaypeg
I can't read their shit,
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/TAIDEA-double-Side-1000-3000-Grit-Professional-Knife-Sharpener-Sharpening-Grinding-Stone-Whetstone-T6310W/32323199315.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10017_507_401,searchweb201603_9&btsid=e10d667e-5756-4a7c-849d-0f6469f47397
http://korin.com/Learn/Stone-Grit
Do any of your sharpen your own knifes? I have a shitty little sharpening stone set, but I cut my hand on it so I want a bigger stone. What's the highest grit that you would suggest?
>>54951380
And just realized that I placed the BM-8000 facing the wrong direction.
I will record the BM-8000 again, shit is so fucking loud at 100% that it clips all over the place.
>>54950196
Remember to flash debloated firmware to eliminate malware
Some of my chink shit came today
> S530 headphone sounds fucking great, decent battery life considering how tiny it is
> Bluetooth controller is hollow/nasty/used for one button
>VR BOX is pretty decent, although the elastic feels slightly insecure, even after tightening but might just be due to head size
Still waiting on a few /csg/ favourites due this week, can't wait for the H22 especially
>>54951380
Phantom power is need to achieve the best quality from this mic, the USB card manages to power it but not at the same level as the intended. Read the good damn specifications
>>54951380
>>54951636
BM-8000 facing the right direction test:
https://mega.nz/#!M0lw1YJI!SmmCsUgcWlQR3WzQXbPN7EK5fAYqpFBDy4LF30MCOmQ
Shit is LOUD, just like the Phantom Power test that faggot did.
Next time don't say something doesn't works when you didn't fucking test it.
The Somake 7.1 is as good as the Phantom Power for this kind of cheapo mics.
>>54951701
You mean the generic specifications that have come with every single mic I have ordered from gearbest?
All of them have the same spreadsheet included.
Check my last audio test were I fixed my retarded mistake of placing the diaphragm facing away from my mouth.
https://mega.nz/#!M0lw1YJI!SmmCsUgcWlQR3WzQXbPN7EK5fAYqpFBDy4LF30MCOmQ
>google shits posted here
>first result always gaybeast
>hundred or less orders
>look up aliexpress
>thousands of orders
Why the heck this is allowed
>>54951737
Retard, we use the word "Gearbest" more often than "aliexpress" and you're going to Google just after visiting this thread, so Big Brother Google knows we recommend GearBest, so you get GearBest as best result.
Whats the cheapest decent android controller I can get?
>>54951773
xiaomi one seems to be popular
>>54951787
pls
sasêê..
pls linka
>>54951730
Well you manage to deliver some mediocre audiofiles, as i said, the phantom power is the way to go if you want the best from the meme-800.
People here should stop bein retarded using this condenser mic if you dont have the phantom power, when this fucking exists
>http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_239143.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-8TJtZr2pU
>t. video editor
>>54951701
No these mics just need some power to function and apparently the I forgot the name power the somake provides is enough
>>54951944
Because the Somake 7.1 + BM-800/8000 is just $16/$18 and have the same audio quality?
The Somake all it does is give voltage (4.5V) and the one you recommended use a USB cable to achieve the same (5V), therefore you're a fucking retard that can't use his gray matter.
>>54952077
Bias voltage, I just remembered that's the name of what the somake provides.
It's different from phantom power but apparently it doesn't make much of a difference on those mics.
i need a box or case to put my chink trinkets in. any suggestions?
nothing bigger than a shoebox
where do you guys place your birth certificates and other important documents?
ideally want something to store my important docs in
>>54951380
How would you say the BM-800 compares to something like the SM58?
>>54952235
A safe box
>>54952184
I hope this doesnt turn you into poor
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/MK-F100TL-USB-Condenser-Sound-Recording-Microphone-with-Stand-for-Radio-Braodcasting-Chatting-Singing-Skype-Recording/32647623631.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10037_10017_507_10033_10032_401,searchweb201603_1&btsid=b722672b-662b-45ef-951a-442de37a3906
This is just smarter, not better as they may have the same components
![fc54053ada[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Xia6dMJ.png "fc54053ada[1].png")
I swear to god these fucking chinks
>>54952440
Kek just open a dispute on Paypal
>>54952456
already opened a dispute through aliexpress, it was closed and timed out. the only leverage i really have is reviews and feedback at this point
Anyone own a Teclast x80?
How is it for everyday use?
>>54952440
>>54952467
u moran
you're supposed to leave a 1 star review. They'll contact you to send you a new one so you'll turn it into a 5 star
Good webcams?
>>54952440
>Please understand
In all seriousness though, reading that shit m infuriates me. I remember a few days ago you were complaining about how they sent a used controller. Those chinks got some fucking balls complaining about "fairness" when they likely knew they sent out broken shit.
>>54952440
Man, I've seen people dispute dji phantoms lol and winning so it shouldn't be to hard
Oh my god, I thought foam earbud tips were a meme.
>>54952440
Give them a one star review, post the name of their shop, and we'll put it in the OP news so no one else buys from them.
Simple.
>>54951683
How is the FOV on that vr headset?
I bought one of those Shinecon vr's and i can see black bars on the sides
>>54952480
This, leave a one star review saying they sent you a used controller not in the original packaging.
If they ask you to change it ask for a full refund.
Got a 2x2x2 cube for a bit of fun from ali
Seems decent enough
>>54952537
They are much more comfortable
>>54952537
Are bootleg comply ones on Ali worth it?
>>54952440
I don't think you will have your money back, grab the 5 bucks, post a video on YouTube talking crap about this store, send them the video and watch their world burns. And don't forget to leave one star
Has anyone bought a psp battery with legitimate capacity? Chinks seems to get away with capacity because the average person doesn't know how to test it.
Are there any coupons out there to bring down the redmi 3 pro even further? I want to ship it via express post and a $10 off would really help.
>>54952671
No, using coupons resets the price to the "original" price.
What i mean is they put a $400 price tag on a redmi, strike it and say Discounted, only $220.
Using coupons gets you discounts from the original price
>>54952714
So hard to outjew the chinks I swear
>>54950841
Start writing reviews for the shit you bought to get points, 10 points per written review and another 20 if you include pictures. Once you have done that you contact support for their promotion program, they offer you 300 points for each site you review Gaybeast on.
>>54952714
The only coupons worth a damn are the ones sent in gaybeast newsletter and even then they're for specific products
>>54952724
I already did that and used my good boy points to save $20 on my order. It just pisses me off that I could've saved another $5-6 if I waited a week or two.
You can never outstink the chinks
>>54952723
>>54952761
You are the one getting jewed, even when you think you are jewing them
Only shit with actual discounts are the gearbest points, those dont reset the price
OK /csg/ I just got paid, what should I buy?
>>54952783
Nope it's not about jewing them, it's just that their newsletters have pretty good deals sometimes.
This was their most recent newsletter
http://uidesign.gearbest.com/GB/mail/2016/G0531.html
And you can always stack those GoodBoypoints on top of it, used mine to get that Xiaomi Square Aluminium Bluetooth speaker for $27.99 that's now on sale for $38
There's a reason cakefarming became a thing.
>>54952783
>You are the one getting jewed, even when you think you are jewing them
But I did get a Ruizu x02 for free though.
>>54952874
/csg/ starter kit:
64gb Shark $10.99
Xiaomi Piston 3 or Piston Air $12 to $13
JJRC H22 for $13.50
BM-800 for $14 to $16
Xiaomi XL mousepad
>>54952874
Dragon Dildos.
