Why the fuck are phones so fucking slippery and fragile these days!?
I could slip them up my ass with ease and I'm not even a faggot
fucking forced /tv/ memes
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>>54933644
>I'm not even a faggot
>I was just thinking about slipping those silky smooth phones up my ass and how perfectly they would fit there.
>I then decided to post this thought on 4chan, gayest place on the Internet.
maybe some day when you grow up you'll have large man hands that can grip a phone. stupid cuck.
>>54933644
Normies always put them in cases so if they're slippery they'll slide into the case easier.
>>54933644
OP is always a faggot, OP.
engineered obsolescence
You can get grip cases if it's that big of a problem for you.
>>54933644
This. Phones nowadays are just fucking annoying. Sometimes they slip inside my ass by themselves when I'm sitting and then it's a fucking hassle trying to find them. Sometimes I only notice when my phone vibrates after a call lol. So annoying.
>>54934170
Raep was phone.
>>54934100
But why are they slippery than a bar of soap at max?
>>54933644
>and I'm not even a faggot
>implying
