Hello /g/
You have two sentences to describe to me your tech startup idea.
Facebook for Pepes
Installing Gentoo
ask users on forums and boards for their ideas. Steal their ideas
>>54932770
codemonkey, pls
go fish for ideas elsewhere. maybe ask another indian when you are doing your business on the street.
Online job finder that only notifies you about employers who still only accept physical resumes and a firm handshake.
I've applied to 70 jobs and seriously want to die, homies (this is the second sentence).
Like Facebook but better
And it needs an app too
I have none. I'm a programmer, not an idea guy.
>>54932874
Fuck off, tripcunt
An artist that is into technology is rare. What x does is help compensate for shortfalls in the online community, using my knowledge of that world and abilities as a programmer.
>>54932884
Fuck off, he's 10X the programmer you'll ever be.
Like facebook. Not run by zuckerberg.
Portable gas chambers
>>54932927
I'm Linus Torvalds you fat shit, have some fucking respect
Think Amazon, only instead of goods and services, you buy people. What could go wrong?
Making bioinformatics software even a biologist could use.
Because bioinformaticians cost $150+ per hour.
Illegal TV streaming service. Focused on sports.
>>54932825
I know this feel.
>>54932770
knowyourmeme but for general information such as history, sciences, culture, etc. also anyone can edit, but only a select few actual contribute, and we beg for money with banner featuring my face every year.
>two sentences
Heh...I'll only need two words, kiddo: Airbnb for sextoys.
>>54932770
sentient AI girlfriend with 20 lbs of lifelike pussy and ass
>>54933185
Whose face, specifically, is that, anon?
>>54932770
Fuck off you lazy crackpot. Come up with your own ideas.
>>54933298
I don't think you understand, anon. I'm asking you to identify yourself. Please do it for me.
>>54932785
Congrats, you're funded...
-Raviga
It's like Tindr. But for cats.
>>54933329
Not before you consider mine.
I present to you... Pepecoin.
>>54933040
Congrats, you're funded.
>>54933323
I'm CIA
Facebook for nudists. No hookups, just casual nudity.
Underage users strongly preferred.
>>54933050
We like this idea, please elaborate for funding.
A government app for paperwork that cuts on bureaucracy time by managing paperwork for you.
You fill in the paperwork, generate a QR code and present it on the office, which reads the QR and saves you a lot of time.
>>54932770
Selling web apps character by character.
>>54933333
>>54933039
You're not Torvalds, I'm Torvalds.
>>54933381
>$25 QR code processing fee + administrative charges + 3 days response
>>54933241
This interests us, please elaborate for possible funding.
>>54933348
My pet cat likes this very much... Congrats, you're funded.
gps app that modifies your route, if needed, to avoid nigger infested areas. i'd call it avoid-a-nig.
>>54933504
>ape escape
>>54933617
>>54933617
>>54933504
funded with this name
>>54932770
ayy it feels good to have a legacy. I did the original one of these threads (the one that got capped and is on /r/4chan)
>>54932770
Anonymous imageboard where people can complain about being spied on. We sell their info to advertisers.
>>54933393
No I'm Torvalds
A briefcase that stays toasty and keeps all your food in place so you can open it up anytime like a lunchbox with everything perfectly oriented.
>>54936846
Faggot I eat people.
Digital heroine, crack, and lean.
Imagine a snake, but instead of a snake, it's a gun
A donut shop/hacker space
Classic donuts to supplement income, and a large open area for doing stuff.
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>>54932770
tindr, but for people who wanna fight
something mundane, but on a computer
Tribr
It's Grindr for lesbians.
Virgn, it's grindr but for the undateable people on /pol/, /r9k/, and tumblr
>>54936936
tindr, but for people who wanna street race.
Uses gps to measure who won.
>>54936960
fuck yeah
>>54936960
Funded hard.
A cuck site for cucks where everyone gets cucked, sort of like Cuckbook but better
>>54936960
racr?
>>54936960
I guess it can be for anything... bike race, street race, track race, foot race, whatever.
>>54936960
you're the reason my insurance is so high
Refugr.
It's like tindr except it's for finding refugees new homes.
>>54936987
No one else is to blame for your premiums.
>>54936998
honestr
tells refugees that there is no money left to be made in the west and that they should search somewhere else
>>54936898
> a gay bar
got it
>>54933362
Are you alone?
>>54937018
That's a bit racist.
>>54937032
you're a nigger
>>54937032
>not liking refugees is "racist"
what
A company that destroys shit companies and technologies like Microsoft, Apple, and smartphones.
>>54936960
i also had this idea
but instead of tindr it would be like foursquare
whoever had the best time on a stretch of highway or whatever would be king
Adult friend finder... Oh wait
>>54933353
>Pepecoin
This is brilliant. Imagine all undiscovered rare pepes waiting to be mined.
somebody please make a pr0n site where it's possible to watch 4 pr0n vids side by side, with an ez search for each corner (because one video would be in each corner of the webpage), with ez search modes a là "you want 4 different hair colors" or "you want 4 different ethnicities" etc.
I'd do one myself but I'm too scared by the pr0n industry sueing me to literal death (nearly dieing already because of debt) and also I dunno how I should handle the shear amounts of traffic
>>54932825
>only accept physical resumes
Dafuq kind of workplace would hamstring themselves like that?
>>54933222
Underrated post
>>54937140
ps: i know about tiling wms already, I really mean it the way I wrote it
GPL-licensed pizza-ordering app
>>54937187
how has no one created it yet? this meme is already pretty old, you'd think someone would have taken the challenge already.
>>54932770
Alright VC person, I got an idea for you, listen: DDoS.io. Here's my 2 sentences:
Face it, too many start ups right now that produce the same shit, and do the same shit, eventually 8:1 of these will shut down. We build a bot-net and lease it to the start-ups; let them DDoS each other, and we get the money you wasted on them back.
Fightr
When ever you get within 100 feet of someone else with the Fightr app, you both immediately start fighting no matter where you are.
Restaurant Decider
You and a group of friends have profiles with your food preferences, and the app finds the nearest restaurant that satisfies everyone's requirements. It doesn't suggest things or give you a list, it decides for you and gives your group exactly one choice.
Kebabr
shows kebab places that have drive-ins
it will show 0 kebab places
>>54937373
they've all been removed
Bladdr
People submit locations where free restrooms are available. You use a GPS to find it.
Whoops my idea is already done as Toilet Finder.
Bladdr is still a cooler name.
sexbots
>>54937647
It is. I will be stealing your idea.
Regards, Bladdr™ (formerly Toilet Finder) dev
>>54932770
penis cannon
>>54937647
Kek, there's also a section where people take pictures of the toilets they found.
>>54932770
>Walks up to the chalkboard
>"Facebook" already written on board
>Adds an "s" to the end
FUNDED!
>>54937715
>>54932770
A internet app that finds the nearest available toilet and creates a que.The market is indian,but we can expand in america with adding toilet ratting and converting it to the best toilet near you
>>54937742
LooQoo? (pronounced loo queue)
put tiny cameras on people
have them walk around venice and hollywod to videotape crazy people
turn it into tmz nonsense with provocations and arguments
adsense and affiliate networks on a cheap wordpress blog
seo it up
offer these services via anonymous smartphone app to cause problems for people you don't like
only accept bitcoin
imagine funny cats video meets gangnam style
BOOM
>>54933377
we need to raise $4.5 billion, but only if the VCs get their money back so our actual net worth is $0
We have AI study various porn websites and techniques then allow them to cgi render any viewers request in real time.
You can watch literally anything you can think of.
>>54938351
That's my idea. And I'm doing it in untiy.
>>54932770
It's, like facebook but more like twitter
>>54932770
Delivery, rideshare, escort service.
We'll make billions.
Obfuscate and redistribute open source software by claiming to be vastly superior than whatever we ripped off. Charge only a small fee and hire internet shills to call anyone using the free alternatives poorfags and spread malicious rumors about the security risks of open source software.
>>54933353
kek i bet this would be more successful then dogecoin
Give out loans to other start ups with extreme amounts of interest with absolutely no way to fall into bankruptcy
Its ordering pizza but more viral and SEO
>>54939112
Posted first means my idea first. And I'm doing it in unreal 4.
It's a subscription service that husbands and wives sign up for. You pick a time and a date and one of the other husbands comes by and has sex with your wife. While he's there, you get your turn with his wife. And then they leave. I call it Cuck Cuck Go.
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
>>54939689
chemistry sucks
you suck
