Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
Sundays are slow in terms of news so I'm posting a hybrid of the past two threads
>News
• Anon orders a backpack off AliExpress only to later notices its advertised as having murderous tendencies >>54926271
• And a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro didn't ask to be born >>54926291
• Anon's using his USB microscope on the pixels of his phone screen >>54926508 the fibers of his shirt >>54926710 >>54926730 >>54926783 and his leg hair >>54926843 unfortunately it couldn't detect his micropenis >>54926783 posts levels of magnification it can do >>54926955 >>54926972
• Anon ordered Bluedio Q5 bluetooth headphones, they sound like ass >>54912926
• Anon has a rare issue with his Redmi 3 Pro >>54913565
• Anon that bought a Xiaomi Air Purifier >>54904753 and took it apart has reassembled it and is assimilated.. I mean has embraced the chinkbotnet >>54914070
• Anon flew his JJRC H22 into a wall one too many times and now one of the prop engines has stopped working >>54913712 >>54914263
• Anon displays his chink shit, including a vape, a shark and some zircons >>54915313
• RetailBro recommends against buying these USB coffee warmers as they reek of burnt plastic when used >>54919811 tests out a fake "128GB" USB drive >>54922237 >>54922366 >>54922397 >>54922471
• Anon's MiBand suddenly springs back to life after months of refusing to pair with his device >>54926729 >>54926770
• Anon got a Chink Mechanical Keyboard for $35 >>54926873 ugly font aside, it looks nice and the build quality is good but it stinks of "chink factory workers"while also smelling brand new at the same time >>54927149 >>54927208
• Anon receives his Xiaomi Mi5 but doesn't have a nano SIM to use it with >>54931054
Previous thread >>54925935
>>54931577
eat shit and die
>>>/b/
>>>/biz/
this thread doesn't belong to /g/
>>54931606
here's your (you)
>>54931577
The cup warmer reeks of burnt plastic as soon as you take it out the pack, using it doesn't make it smell any worse though.
Any ausfags looking for a good quality, and more local, micro USB cable should look up tikbro on eBay. Been using a 1m and 3m cable from them for ~2 years now and I'm very satisfied.
1m is 24awg, and 3m is 22awg, they also have 2m too.
>>54931606
Were you waiting all afternoon to do that?
How cute
For the guy who was looking for a cheap slim wallet, this one's only $5
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2016-New-Arrive-Wallet-Purses-Men-s-Wallets-Carteira-Masculine-Billeteras-Porte-Monnaie-Monederos-Famous-Brand/1976072_32566991882.html
I can't say I have one though, so I don't know how good the quality is
Does anybody here have any experience bash scripting and using cURL etc?
Banggood allows you to make 20 BlowGob points a day by sharing products on your Facebook page. These can either be used to buy coupons (which aren't worth a pinch of shit) or applied to cart for a maximum of 15% off.
Could script it so it posts to a bogus Facebook account once a day, racking up points for your next /csg/ splurge.
>>54931054
what app is that?
>>54931844
Here you go senpai
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=de.orrs.deliveries
Bought my girl one of these shit emoji pillows of off ali, as a present. It was a great investment for 6 bucks.
>>54931880
>large tits
>red coloured nails
Poor taste.
>>54931861
>Google play
>Not FLOSS
It's like you WANT to give all your rights away
>>54931861
thanks a lot
Why have you chosen this ap instead of the many alternatives that exist?
>>54931906
>red
That's pink. Unquestionably.
>>54931906
>not liking large tits
Poor taste.
And btw the nails are actually pink.
>>54931880
I don't have a gf :/
>>54932007
>:/
leave immediately
>>54931880
How small and how soft? Thinking of getting one for the gf.
>>54931906
What's wrong about colored nails?
>>54931942
>That's pink
>>54931984
>actually pink
I'm colorblind and the lighting is beyond horrible.
>>54932040
Size: 36*31*9cm
It's pretty soft and tbqh, feels a bit silky too, surprisingly good quality imo.
Oh and the shipping was like 2 weeks.
>>54932024
lol the green text made my little guy look angry
>>54932040
>>54932100
Forgot to mention, the only problem is it smells like a chink died on it, or at least that a dead chink was sealed in with the plush doll for at least a month
Anyone got a good recommendation for a chink MIDI keyboard?
>>54932147
Well it is supposed to be a piece of poo.
>>54932100
>>54932147
In that case I'll probably order it to my place and let it air out for a week or something before giving it to her.
Thanks ////
>>54932146
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-SALE-Cushion-Emoji-Pillow-Gift-Cute-Shits-Poop-Stuffed-Toy-Doll-Christmas-Present-Funny-Plush/32389605189.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.c09vFT&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10038_10037_10017_507_10032_401,searchweb201603_9&btsid=609cd08b-0618-496e-bcec-2a9f654f0640
>>54932192
this >>54932147 wasn't me tho
Had no smell what so ever
>>54932100
Care to share a link?
>>54932214
After that cup warmer, I think I'll be cautious regardless.
Thanks for the link though
>>54931661
maybe you should buy a chinese tripod
>>54931880
Wonderful rack.
>>54931941
Few reasons:
>When I first started using it there wasn't really any other apps around that supported Australia Post.
>Auto sync with the app developers website, so you can add packages on the desktop.
>Themes/customisable colours; default settings is white background with brown material.
>Auto-add packages based on clipboard data.
>Ability to set courier preferences so most common appears at top of list when adding a new tracking number.
Only downside is it's not able to track DPEX packages from China, which you'll use often if you're using Taobao. You have to use 17track for that.
>>54931920
When you live work and play in a normie world you must become one with the normie world
>yeti's $40 tumbler is basically $5 bulk priced on taobao
Damn those guys made bank
Kek
New Qualified Amusing Emoji Emoticon Cushion Heart Eyes Poo Shape Pillow Doll Toy Gift dig6526
http://s.aliexpress.com/Af2uEryq
(from AliExpress Android)
>>54932336
>Wonderful bra.
ftfy
>>54931880
Sause on girl store?
>>54932346
>When you live work and play in a normie world you must become one with the normie world
I try not to.
>>54931880
Link to the girl?
Stupid question: is band support on the RN3P dependent on the ROM itself or should I look out on buying a "global edition"?
wtf is this double shot shit with keycaps?
Like they are fuckin pieces of plastic that are used to actuate a thingy, i'm not sure where quality comes into play here other than it either not working or working.
Like anons really, have you ever had a keyboard key broke? I have broke the entire thing like straight up snapped the thing in half but the keycaps have always held up like champs.
so whats this doubleshot meme?
>>54932478
They are mostly found in backlit keyboards.
Cheap backlit keycaps are a piece of transparent plastic with the solid color painted on, after a lot of usage, that paint comes off and you are left with the transparent plastic.
Double shot means the solid color is actual plastic which means the legend on the keycap lasts as long as the keycap itself.
>>54932478
>so whats this doubleshot meme?
The letter or legend itself is cast in a different color plastic into the key cap. This prevents the legend from getting worn out with use. On certain keycaps, it is just printed on, so it wears away after a while. On backlit keyboard caps, everything except the legend is printed on, so the key just turns white after a while.
Tracking info makes me think DHL are going to overnight my package.
For $10 extra, that's not bad.
>>54933105
>DHL
>$10
What are the differences between the Chuwi Hi8, Hi8 Pro, Vi8, and Vi 8 Pro? Aside from screen resolution? Should I just get a Teclast instead?
Any Chuwi or Teclast owners willing to share their experiences?
>>54933141
the price depends on who's selling
GB would have a lower price because they would send more packages through them then some seller on ali who'd only send a couple.
>>54933169
techtablets.com
Is this bag really that gay?
http://s.aliexpress.com/AZzMjuiu
Getting buyers remorse already
>>54933380
Are you going to make it gay?
>>54933380
>for girls and boy
It's at least twice as feminine as it is masculine
Are you the one whose own mother told him he would look like a faglord if he bought the backpack?
>>54933394
I'm not going to have sex with it. If that's what you're asking.
![asus-zenfone3-chart[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tZOsjAc.jpg "asus-zenfone3-chart[1].jpg")
Asus 3rd generation chink phone specs are out.
are these legit?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-Original-Xiaomi-Piston-Colorful-Youth-Edition-Earphones-3-5mm-Hearphones-Headset-with-Mic-for-Note/32622074564.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.1.sNa8Mo&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10037_10017_507_10032_401_9999,searchweb201603_9&btsid=628ed8c1-6acc-48c8-8d82-7f7934e34c77
>>54933597
>5.7 inch
>3000mAh
But why?
>>54933628
Cuz quickcharge 3.0 and muh thin phones.
Samsung Galaxy Note 5 has a 3020 mAH battery and a 5.7" 1440P screen for comparison
>>54933605
Don't buy piston youths, buy piston 3 or piston air instead
>>54933597
>Gets its shit slapped by the Xiaomi Max
Anyone willing to update this?
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Phones
>>54933750
What's the difference?
>>54933605
Bought one from local store, break in 2 weeks, got refund and bought regular piston 3.
Seriously, keep away from it.
There are better 6$ alternatives.
Rock Zircon or Xiaomi Piston?
>>54933764
>being so tech illiterate you can't even read spec sheets
>>54933380
get an everlane poorfag
>>54933790
zircons if you want t h i c c bass
pistons if you want a solid all rounder
>>54933863
Not the same guy but they look like they wear out easily
>>54933764
Except that the ZF3 Ultra is actually 6.8"
23MP 4 stop Optical image stabilization and 4K video recording beats the Xiaomi
4G (LTE):
FDD:
WW version Band: 1/3/5/7/8/18/19/20/26/28
TD:
WW version Band: 38/40/41
Also beats the Xiaomi
>>54933380
really digging the look of it
I'd buy it if I had the money
take some images when it arrives and drop a little review in here please
>>54933915
works for me. even if it does break the give out store credit like candy because muh reviews.
Anyone have a link to genuine pistons on ali?
And can I just order the cheapest rock zircons, or are there fakes?
>>54933924
No band 4
>Intothetrash.gif
I understand they're released tomorrow, but here's a store claiming they have stock right now - am I about to get fucked?
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Band-2-Miband-Wistband-Bracelet-with-Smart-Heart-Rate-Fitness-Touchpad-OLED/2134163_32677212146.html
>>54934424
>released tomorrow
Maybe it's a time zone thing?
That seller does look quite new though.
Where do I get iso (105 key) layout chink mech keyboards? I can't find any
>>54933924
Wait.
No USA bands?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THEN
IM NOT FUCKING USING SOME CHINKSUNG S7 OR SOME FAGPHONE 6S
>>54934755
iPhones are great phones
>>54934777
they even survive a bath in your toilet
>>54934777
Fuck off Piss Phone
>>54934777
I DONT WANT TO USE THE FUCKING JEW PHONE 6S COK SUCKING ""PLUS""
THAT PHONE WAS LOTERALLY PERFECT
FUCKING CHINKS CANT SELL ONE PHONE TO THE US? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>54934755
Get a sony xperia brah.
>>54933924
>No USA Bands
I mean yeah while it does out spec the RN3P in literally every way, any smart person with a head on their shoulders isn't going to want a tablet for a phone. and ZenUI is pretty ass. At least Miui doesn't have noticeable broken english
>>54934755
The ZF3 and ZF3 Deluxe has bands 2 and 4 just not the Ultra.
>>54934806
>>54934755
But iPhone is piss resistant, dude.
>>54934777
This. They're proven to be pissproof.
>>54934794
>>54934796
>>54934806
You're just mad iphones are more durable than your chink pieces of shit
>>54934865
tell 'em senpai
>>54934890
You can also find me in /MKG/ right now as im informing some people that their keyboards are less than adequate
>>54934844
This was literally going to be my purchase for the summer.
nothing could have compared for the next year or last year.
I just might buy the R7 Plus from Oppo, or the Mate 7. I don't know.
>>54934807
All of the phones I looked at on their site just now are mid range devices, and the only 6" phone is "coming soon" with a 2700 mah battery. are you kidding?
>>54934865
fuck off. I have an iPhone 5 that's acting as an iPod right now. its trash. its the same thing each year. plus
>5.5 inch ""display""
>>54934941
>its trash
Whats wrong with it?
>>54934941
>fuck off. I have an iPhone 5 that's acting as an iPod right now. its trash. its the same thing each year. plus
You're doing it wrong, man.
You have to piss on it first, and drop it 4 times everyday for maximum performance.
>>54934955
Lag, camera is sub par, battery life is a 5/10, small , I mean I'm coming from a Moto X Style, and a short list of other Android flagships, so its a pretty steep downgrade. Although I did have it as a side phone for a while now. I can't activate it since its a CDMA version.
>>54934955
He just haven't piss on it yet, please be understanding. He is just a newfag.
>>54934963
I get the piss meme. I'm sorry. just bummed out.
>>54934963
That only works for the 4s anon
>>54931577
Is that Maki?
>>54935009
It better not be. Fuck that slut.
>>54934969
>lag
Doubtful that any other phone would lag less than the iphone
>battery life
muh 90 hours
fuck off sperg, i know youre sitting at home all day anyways you NEET faggot
>small
hm well you probably shouldnt have fucking bought it if you didnt like the size of it you fucking dunce
KYS
>>54935020
What did you just say?!?!
>>54935031
She's a dirty slut.
>>54934969
>battery life is a 5/10
change the battery it's only $10-20
and your battery life will be as good as on day one
>>54935084
You're a dirty slut.
Is pissphone maki posting now?
I just got a whole load of shit.
Does anybody want an unboxing?
>>54935123
I'm a virgin unlike Maki "pleases old men for free" Nishikino.
>>54935156
yes can you do it on video and have a chink accent when you describe things
>>54935161
I bet you've pleased many people using your webcam though, whore.
>>54934969
>Lag
Say whatever you want about apple, their phones are the most lag free experience I've ever had. Benefits of a closed system I suppose.
>>54935156
That sounds good
>>54935237
Laggiest phone I've ever used was the iPhone 5s fresh on ios9
Fuck off.
>>54935237
Try using a iPhone 5 on iOS 8.
must be the fact that I have 10 tweaks as well..
I might just go buy some huawei phone. Anyone with the Mate 7 or 8?
>>54935156
Anything is better than the retarded bickering going on
>>54933169
I've got a chuwi hi8, I'm not sure on the differences between other models other than resolution and battery life, but I'm quite happy with the tablet.
Removed android, formatted and added an SD card and it's a nice little laptop reacement, especially with a £5 keyboard case and a Bluetooth mouse
>>54935278
>huawei
why the fuck?
These chargers are amazing. Rated for 2A but can easily output 3A with only a 0.1v sag.
5.25-5.3v output.
I tried running it at 3.5A for a while but it burnt out after 10 minutes from the heat. Should be able to sustain even 4A while maintaining >5v output, as long as you cool it properly.
>>54935423
I don't know man. I know their newest UI is shit, no matter what phone. and they aren't honest with OTA updates either.
Might just use the R7 plus then
>>54935429
When you plug it into most phones, they read it as a usb plug instead of AC, but that's easily fixed with a blob of solder.
For some reason it refuses to charge apple devices, tested with an iPad air, iPod touch 4g, and iPod nano 4g.
>>54935363
Same, I love my little Hi8. I use it for mostly 4chan and movies. Where did you get a £5 keyboard case?
>>54935429
link please
>>54935458
KEK
The braided USB micro usb cable I received a few days earlier already stopped working. Reminder that either buy good OEM cables or don't bother. Be careful of fakes as well. I bought a pack of Mi branded cables that turned out to be knockoffs so bad that it didn't even pull 0.5A when charging.
>>54935458
>Applel resistant
nice
>>54935490
Where did you buy it?
>>54935486
I bought a bunch of them wholesale from DHgate ~1 year ago, that ad is down, but I'll try to find it on aliexpress.
>>54935486
Banana pi / Banana pro Raspberry pi charger power,5V 2A power adapter,usb cable usb power wall charger EU
http://s.aliexpress.com/baAZJn2E
(from AliExpress Android)
Here's a european one. They show up mostly for rpi plugs.
>>54932434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG6gpwYH1DM
found it
>>54935490
Make your own, stupid. They'll outlast any cable you buy.
>>54935544
Nice find, is that where it's from? Pretty cool either way.
>>54935513
aliexpress
>>54935598
nah I just ordered a pack of aukey cables
>>54935598
I once made one using good cable and shit didn't work, until this day I don't know why, shit had continuity and it was just 30cm long so no amperage drop, and the voltage was there.
Fucking USB magic.
Best chinkshit laptop/tablet for $200?
Will be used for navigation in a off road vehicle
>>54935324
>>54935240
Ok, will upload after lunch
Based Chinks make good quality stuff.
>>54935642
Teclast X98 Plus 3G version, since you're going to need it for navigation.
9.7" inch 2K resolution it goes for like $210, 7 hours of screen on time.
>>54935642
Just get a name brand tablet man. Even the best performing tablets are sub 200 now. I'd strongly recommend the Nvidia Shield Tablet.
Redmi note 3 pro bois where we at?
What a fucking great phone honestly.
Cm13 is also working now
>>54935657
sounds noice
Any way of nigger rigging a gps to it?
don't really know how to explain what I need but I hope you get me
>>54935679
Why buy from a big brand when you can buy from chinks?
Are you crazy?
>>54935702
Anon, this is 2016, cellphones and "3G" tablets come with GPS/AGPS/GLONASS since like 6 years ago.
>>54935698
Right here. Other than the Bluetooth issues and weird 4G/3G switcheroo the radio likes to do, I can't complain.
>tfw want these new redmeme phones but i just bought a redmeme 2 last october and the price would be around half if i sell it now...
>>54935724
>Bluetooth issues
Tell me more.
>>54935723
desu my car got an ECU last year so I'm not that much tech guy desu
>>54935723
The tablet you recommended does not have GPS
>>54935702
You can get USB and Bluetooth GPS receivers
>>54935724
What CM build is that.
I see Mokee is building decent roms now
http://download.mokeedev.com/?device=kenzo
I just use XIAOMI.EU miui builds, every thing just werkz.
>>54935768
That's more like what I was thinking
any on chinkexpress?
>>54935733
I have an Anker Soundcore BT Speaker I use at work (I work in a kitchen, allowed to listen to own music as long as its not too loud or vulgar) and for some reason if I move the phone more than a foot away from it, it acts like its just a bit too far away and goes in and out. At any distance thats more than a foot away until you actually exceed the range then it'll disconnect.
I did find out that the chinks chinked me and installed a cooked Miui 7 on it. Xiaomi's PC suite didn't pick up the phone and saying it was too old. I "updated" the system and it works flawlessly now. Idk if the bluetooth issues are related. But I'll figure it out Tuesday when I gotta work agian.
>>54935770
Its 100% stock Miui 7.3.2.0. KWLP to make the clock, Battery percentage, and signal type; Nova Launcher Prime as well
>>54935803
derp, KWLP of course, never used it desu how much extra ram does that eat up? i take it that it run on top of everything even the launcher
>>54935815
I'm not sure. It doesn't eat much as I usually have 1.4-1.6GB free of memory when I clear the memory up (Swiping up on the app to clear it out of memory also clears its background process; learned that the hard way figuring out why it wouldn't stay. Tapping on that "X" doesn't do that). And it hardly eats battery as well as nothing is heavily animated as you'd see on /w/. Just the time that ticks away, battery numerals, and the signal indicator that changes; everything else is consistent.
>>54935846
neat i gotta try dis out
>>54935897
Quite Literally not even on the list of battery consumption.
>>54935768
Get the Nvidia Shield as suggested previously. The GPS in it works fine, you can downloD here maps for offline maps. It gets great battery life and there's several types of waterproof cases available for it.
>>54935973
How does handle cold? It's most likely gonna be right next to my heater but that fails every time I need it
>>54935602
I don't think that's where it's from, but it's a nice fit.
Good night /csg/, I'll have dreams of materialism and no fulfillment tonight, like always.
>>54936035
Just kill yourself, sleep forever. You won't ever have to deal with chinks again.
holy fuck this shit is addictive
>>54936035
See you space chink
>>54935846
I knew I should've gotten the 3GB RAM version
>>54935363
>>54935474
I have one and like it too...but man the battery life makes me depressed lol
>>54935998
Just for you I looked it up. -10c is the minimum. If it's colder than that you shouldn't be looking at a cheap tablet. if you'd still like to try a tablet I'd suggest you use a silica pad and stick it inside a waterproof case with the tablet to help with moisture. Get a dedicated device made for extreme temps if this will not suit your needs.
>>54935490
>tfw I have a braided cable coming in the mail in 2 weeks
Anyone have a Chuwi iLife robot vacuum?
Currently deciding between the i7 and i5, for a pretty small condo (hardwood flooring and tiles, maybe a rug)
Anyone have any experience buying chink PC components? I`ve been eyeballing this generic x58 LGA 1366 mobo since I have a xeon and some ram just lying around. Seems iffy with only a 4 pin CPU power. If they`re legit, Seems like a really quick way to get a decent dirt cheap PC.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-original-motherboard-X58-Extreme-boards-LGA-1366-DDR3-24GB-ATX-mainboard-for-X5570-X5650-W5590/1526628_32472515855.html
>>54936098
>I take a lot of electronics into -30c weather for 6 months of the year
I'm surprised nothing's broken by now, I've been doing this for years
Been jocking these for a couple of days
Any of you guys have any experience with these puppies?
>>54936100
>tfw bought three of them
http://news.microsoft.com/2016/05/31/microsoft-and-xiaomi-expand-partnership-to-bring-productivity-services-to-millions-of-devices-and-customers/
Thoughts?
>>54936018
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Ambiancegif/funny-gifs/5294600/
This seems like source
>>54936163
KZ ED Special Edition Gold Plated Housing Earphone Double Magnets Drivers Noise Isolating HD HiFi Earbuds High Sensitivity
http://s.aliexpress.com/vURnQFzy
(from AliExpress Android)
>>54936083
true, the battery could be better. I bought mine for $60 on ebay though so I'm not complaining
>>54936163
I bought some exactly like that off of amazon a while back for $11ish.
Theyre really heavy, theyre made of metal so theyre quite a bit heavier than most earphones that I've used.
>>54936164
>Miss your brain stem
>Blow out the back of your neck
>Slowly and painfully bleed out in your bedroom, experiencing pure agony for the last few minutes of your life
>>54936289
A fitting way for a csg'er to go. It's almost like a metaphor for the long agonizing wait to receive your chink shit.
>>54931880
I ordered one of those cry-laugh emoji pillows a while back for visual shitposting purposes. Hasn't arrived yet
After fannying about for a while, Gearbest shipped my eGPU adapter and a few other bits (no sharks RIP) and they arrived in two days via DHL with tracking I didn't pay for. Neat.
Things that arrived:
CREE XPE Q5 600 Lumens 7W Zoomable LED Flashlight 1 x AA / 14500
> http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172291.html
Not tried it yet
EXP GDC Beast Laptop External Independent Video Card Dock + Mini PCI-E Cable for Apple / DELL / HP / Lenovo / Asus / Hasee
> http://www.gearbest.com/laptop-accessories/pp_229355.html
Works out of the box. I ordered a 6->8pin PCIe power adapter but it's not needed - the unit comes with a 6pin+6pin(+2pin) so my GTX 970 got it's single 8pin straight up. Mini PCIe didn't work in my second WWAN port (guess it's USB based) so I had to take out my Intel WLAN PCIe adapter which was replaced by a Mi Wifi adapter/hotspot thing. The Dell DA-2 power brick that I ordered with the adapter is USED as fuck. I don't even know where they get them but it works so fuck it. Thing is massive.
2Pcs EDCGEAR Mini Retro 304 Stainless Steel Money Clip
> http://www.gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_229271.html
Only one turned up. I got both bags for them but one is MIA. Gonna be used to replace the broken clip on my Sansa Clip+. Perfect fit, just need to dremel down the plastic on the Clip and glue it on.
>>54936450
Original Xiaomi Pocket 150Mbps USB2.0 Mi WiFi Adapter Wireless Router Traveling Supplies
> http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_152927.html
Got this to replace my laptop wifi. My Nexus 5x gets 40mbps where this gets 20mbps which isn't great. Might experiment later by testing Intel WLAN PCIe card vs Mi wifi card. I wouldn't recommend this due to the Xiaomi spyware app you have to install. By default it's a hotspot and after some googling and following the most cancerous Youtube/Paint guides I've ever seen, I think I'm in "adapter only" mode with no hotspot shit. Hard to tell tho cos I don't speak Chink.
Still waiting on 2x sharks. Will do a better eGPU adapter review later as I think some anons were interested.
What's everybody waiting on?
I'm currently expecting
>Some Cheap Chink watch
>Wild Guns Bootleg cart
>Xiaomi Piston
>KZ-ED4
>MiBand 1s
>Canon FD to MFT Focal Reducer
>>54936450
>CREE XPE Q5
bs
>600 Lumens
bs
>7W
bs
Still a decent flashlight for the money
>>54935156
>>54935324
>>54935240
>>54935654
OK, ebin unboxing incoming.
1/15
What could this be
>>54936545
>15
fuck we're going to be here a while
Got a daniel wellington unbranded watch from ali express.
the face is sort of green/tinged
top left best demonstrates it.
bottom right is on an older band where the white isnt as bright.
>>54936541
it's just for earthquakes or power outages n shit i don't need a maglite or anything
>>54936545
>1/15
Popping said popcorn.
>>54936545
2/15
It's a Type C dock!
Notable as it seems to be the OEM version of the only Type-C dock that made it to bensonapproved.com, which means it's fully backwards compatible with USB 2.0. Can be found here:
http://www.amazon.com/Charger-Charging-OnePlus-Microsoft-Smaprtphone/dp/B017K46T1M
And the Ali link:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-KiDiGi-USB-Type-C-Cradle-Charger-Dock-For-Google-Nexus-6P-5X-BC517/32596622842.html
I'm aware that it's not that much cheaper than Amazon but I'm an Ausfag so it makes a bit of a difference for me.
Threadly reminder to buy a Revoltech Woody on Aliexpress
>>54936582
Packed pretty well. Came with the following:
>Dock itself (cable non-removable)
>User manual
>>54936588
4/15
Same as above.
>>54936531
Waiting on these myself:
>Google cardboard
>A flashlight/torch
>Some fake brand-name sunglasses
>rubber nipple for thinkpad
>JJRC H22 Quadcopter and spare blades
>Mechanical cat piggy bank thing
>Transparent practice padlock
>Loch ness monster ladle
>Kobo Glo HD cover
>>54936582
>type C
already checked out senpai
>>54936597
5/15
The dock itself. Feels quality. Knob on the back (next pic) tightens and loosens the Type-C port for easier removal.
>>54936610
See above
>>54936531
>Cardboard VR
>also a cheap chink watch
>2 64gb monkeys
>kz ates
One day.....
>>54936613
7/15
Memephone maybe?
>>54936586
post more woodys
>>54935698
theme?
>>54936531
>notebook
>mixza shark
>passport cover
>toiletries bag
>>54936625
8/15
I got Chinked hard guys
>>54936625
What network, I'd like to add known working 4G networks to the Wiki.
>>54936638
>>54936644
9/15
>tfw removing the protective plastic
>>54936616
>monkeys
>not sharks
die scum
>>54936647
Doesn't gsmarena have the networks?
>>54936655
Its sometimes incorrect. Plus, some APN manipulation has to be done to get my Note 3 Pro to work on T-Mobile.
>>54936651
10/15
I'll come back to the Mi5 later...for now, another package
>>54936647
Optus Australia. I'll test what bands I can get when my new nano SIM arrives (changed providers, before somebody berates me for not cutting my old SIM)
>>54936653
Monkeys are better and limited edition for this year only
>>54936670
11/15
Ooh, some Aukey stuff.
OT, but I remember when there was unboxing threads every day on /g/. Only 50% of the time it was a dragon dildo. Fun times.
>>54936669
What hassle
Just get an iPhone, never have to worry about anything happenig, plug in and go
>>54936650
>>54936678
Wait until next year and we can have rooster cards kek
>>54936682
12/15
QC3.0 compatible chargers for the Mi5, nabbed them when they were on special before.
The micro USB cables are for my girls RNP3. Aukey also happens to be Tronsmart's OEM (or the other way around) and their cables seem to be the best quality of all the Chink and AUDM sources I've tried.
>>54936698
Ayyy that's my year
Which mini pc would be best for drawing lewd chinese cartoons and livestream it without lag?
>>54936700
13/15
QC 3.0 charger was surprisingly large....for me.
Only came in EU or US plug types, but I have Xiaomi universal multi-socket extension cubes so all is OK.
Also came with a shorter version of the above boxed mUSB cables.
>>54936718
14/15
From what I can gather with the Aukey chargers, green denotes QC2.0 while red denotes QC3.0.
Also, have some ratings.
Whole unit feels very solid.
>>54936730
15/15
The aforementioned mUSB cable.
I'll take pics of the Mi5 later, but so far I'm very, very impressed.
>>54936718
>>54936730
That's a big charger
>>54936831
4 U
U
About to review a chink phantom power adapter, back soon
>>54936121
I habe the i7, die not test it yet tough. Some anons have the 5 pro iirc.
>>54935770
Did you unlock the bootloader for the x.eu roms?
Look! I have the same shit you have!
>>54936379
>shitposting purposes
Even chinks don't deal with shitposters.
>>54937151
>99% of /csg/ vapes
When did this degenerate shit become so huge?
>>54937344
>Implying that quitting smoking is degenerate
Good goy
>>54937151
>>54937344
\/ /\
>>54937359
>quitting smoking
>by smoking something else nobody has any idea is harmful or not
Smoking must damage the brain as well as the lungs
It happened for the first time today /csg/
I got a package that I didnt remember ordering
Turns out its one of those Millenium Falcon 3D models, will post pics when its assembled
>>54937344
Don't diss my space flute
>>54937376
Are you retarded? Vaping isn't forever, it's a quitting tool.
If you intend to vape until it's proven unhealthy then you're going to an early grave.
>>54935237
>their phones are the most lag free experience I've ever had
are you sure that's not just the distinction between masking lag with animations and not doing so?
I jailbroke my iphone, removed all animations for power/time's sake, and realized that was at least true in my case
inb4 pissphone or proselytizing, I'm just poor at the moment and a new phone isn't a priority
>>54936944
Nah this is too boring to video review, putting myself to sleep here
The chink phantom power supply works, it makes my microphone record things to the nth degree
The power brick it comes with is enormous though, I don't know why it has to be so huge. The phantom power box itself is light as fuck and almost feels empty, like a little tin can.
I got mine here:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/151570552755?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
The seller accepted my offer price of £12 so try to go lower if you want one. It's currently £19 on Aliexpress so p good deal
Here's a voice sample of me talking into a BM-800 with maximum phantom powerage:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MbLCE5B1Bo
I'm not too close to the mic, maybe a foot away, gain is at 72%
I'd recommend anybody looking at a BM-800 to skip the somake usb meme and go straight to a phantom power supply, means you don't have to deepthroat your mic while boosting the volume 10,000% to be heard
>>54937151
Also this nonsense
>>54937448
>someone who let themsleves get peer pressured into being addicted to lung cancer nicotine sticks asking me if I'm retarded
I can't take smokers seriously, sorry
>>54937524
Where to buy?
>>54937558
gearbest, paint it yourself. I only did the jeep, the girl did the rest
>>54937545
I can't take you seriously either, what a faggot.
>look at me so superior, yet I'm quite happy to undermine jobs in my home country and send work overseas, because I'm an idiot who doesn't understand jack shit about the real world
>I don't smoke though, so pls no bully
>>54937566
Do you have the link by any chance?
>>54937575
might be time to puff your e-cig m8, you seem a bit on edge. Why are smokers always so aggressive?
WHEN WILL YOU CHINK FUCKS SHIP MY SHARK, FUCKING GAYBEAST
>>54937466
Not him but the main thing I noticed when using other people's iPhones is that there's almost no touchscreen delay.
I haven't seen an android phone where any kind of dragging is anywhere near as instant. Whether you're dragging is always like 1cm behind your finger.
>>54937344
They're fun to do smoke tricks with
>>54937578
For which one? Search robotime on gearbest. Ironically, the least robo of all things on gearbest
>>54937585
>Implying I'm a smoker or smoke an ecig and don't just generally think you're a faggot.
You're just a faggot killjoy mate, you should head on over to tumblr and get settled in with the extreme social justice no-fun-allowed crowd, you'd fit in really well.
>>54937611
Unless it's 2 or more generations old, in which case it's slower than molasses.
>>54937611
Whatever you're dragging*
>>54937585
Because faggots always harass us
>>54937628
Thanks m8, goin to order a tank and a missile launcher now.
>>54937633
>if you don't infect your lungs with toxic fumes and give yourself cancer you're a no-fun tumblrite SJW REEEE I NEED TO SMOKE BUT I'M TRYING TO QUUIIITT REEEEEE
Smoker logic, everyone.
>>54937638
I think smokers are eternally angry from trying to quit for the millionth time and getting those "craivngs" taking it out on everyone around them, especially at work. Gotta admit, at least vaping is kind of cool from a T E C H N O L O G Y standpoint, they're neat to look at. Like something out of Blade Runner.
>tfw want to embrace the xiaomeme but none of their phones work on Wind
Sure is fun being a leaf
>>54936121
>>54936964
Yes I have it, it's really nice. Although it almost killed itself with a piece of plastic stuck in its wheel. Also doesn't always register small things and managed to hit the drying rack which fell on it, scratched it and got stuck
>>54937675
You think way too much about shit that doesn't affect you. Which isn't just you. I vape(that was my pic), and, once in awhile I get weird ass strangers tell me how to live my life. It's pretty pathetic. It seems like, if they can fix my life, they don't have to fix their own. Don't be those people, anon. Mind your own business
>>54937687
Not even the Note 3 Pro?
>>54937733
But it does affect me, I have to put up with eternally angry smokers at work trying to quit for the millionth time all day every day and never say a word to them even as they throw their cranky shitfits over nothing, I just like shitposting to smokers online because you guys are so wound up about your dumb expensive addiction. It gets guaranteed (You)s every time.
>>54888977
Did anyone figure out what keyboard this was?
>>54937785
My bad, I vape now to work on quitting smoking. If you hate the people you work with, maybe it's time to get a better job. Or, since you don't say anything to them about their adolescent shitfits, maybe grow some balls and put them in their place? Don't be a bitch, anon
