/CSG/ - Pissphone edition
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• Anon made $90 in 10 days from reselling smart watches >>54901843 and tried to fix a broken antenna >>54901878
• Cathy is going to get fired, and it is all Anon's fault >>54902430
• Anon gets a 2m braided MUSB cable and reviews it >>54902573
• Anon finds a new shark backpack >>54903786
• Comfy Reviews anon gets a chink phantom power supply >>54904320
• Anon got chinked and jewed, got charged $34.80 in taxes on a $155.50 order >>54904681
• Anon got his Xiaomi air purifier >>54904753 >>54904804 >>54904824 and begins taking it apart >>54905960
• Mi Band 2 is now out >>54905615
• Muhammad Ali dies >>54905777
Previous Thread
>>54901647
First for piss soaked white iPhones
>>54906147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUAgEEHKTw4
Maybe get a chest harness and a black shirt and a jacket. I'm sure that will hide it pretty well.
>>54906215
What's the story I missed it.
Someone pissed on their phone?
>>54906239
Cathy did it for 5 stars
>>54906239
2 threads back, Start at retail bros crappy mp3 review.
>>54906251
Kek
>>54906239
It starts here >>54900474
Condensed version if you cant be bothered reading it all >>54904447
>>54906239
Anons calmly discussing how mp3 players and their uses in 2016 and how no phone is as good as a dedicated mp3 player after some anon posts a tacky $2 MP3 player.
Buttmad underage summerfag anon butts in saying iPhones are affordable and the best audio solution because he managed to get an old iPhone 4 for $100 off a girl (probably his sister).
Anons try to say chink phones have better specs than an iPhone 4 and are cheap enough if you want that route.
Pissphone drops his anecdote that iPhones are indestructible because he's dropped his in a piss filled toilet bowl and it was fine, he says chink phones last 4 weeks then die. Also adds shark cards all only last a week.
When pushed for proof for his claims Piss Boy points to a post about defective sharks in the last thread. It turns out to be a joke video. He then starts samefagging and saying iPhones are built to a higher standard than chink phones which are made by toxic chemicals in some chink's shed. Also he's an elite level genius, older than everyone and been on 4chan for 10 years despite typing like a 14 year old.
Anons ask him to post screenshots to prove he's not samefagging all the shark misinformation popping up, he says he won't because you can use paint to remove (You)s. Basically he's guilty as fuck. Not much has happened since then other than Pissphone possibly impersonating Retailbro (the way he types lines up).
>>54906251
top kek
>>54906270
Perfect.
Thanks anon.
>>54906270
Hes probably just mad because he has to use a piss covered iphone 4 when all his friends have a 6s and mommy won't buy him a new one.
Thanks, anon.
>>54906270
That's pretty funny.
He's right about the shark card though
Bought a parker fountain pen for the son's 'journal' for 4.5 euro's. Did i do good? Same quality as 20 yrs ago?
>>54906270
Interesting
>>54906397
>>54906338
>>54906372
>>54906432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koeUIGR84hk this was the video he pointed to as proof that sharks are defective, made the comedy all the better to be honest. Thank you to Comfy anon for indirectly contributing to an epic meme.
>>54906397
Fuck off pissphone
>>54906409
Properbly a knockoff.
I have a few chinky fountain pens, only the boer and hero ones really work. My advice is to get him either a legit Pilot Metropolitan or an japanese pen.
>tfw tablet finally ships from GB after 19 days, but the shark is still left behind
paypal just gift me10 americans to buy anything from ebay
i was thinkig getting a xioami piston 3 for 6 dollars are they legit
any other suggestion is welcome
Thoughts on gearbest shipping insurance?
Waste of $4?
What does it actually do?
>>54906472
They send another if it's lost in the post or falls into the ocean on its way to you.
>>54906487
that sounds like a fair deal.
is this safe to buy?
anyone who tried b4?
aliexpress.com/item/FAST-DISK-32GB-2-5-inch-2-5-high-speed-Internal-SSD-Hard-Drive-Solid-State/1348909239.html
>>54906487
Except if that happens you just raise a dispute with Paypal and get your money back that way. It's just a way for Gearbest to try and extract more of your shekels.
guys my shark just became sentient and killed me
rip me
>>54906520
holy kek thanks anon
Sharks are on sale on gearbest. I might buy one just for the memes.. I don't need one at all.
>>54906520
>homeless
Cathy will have been quietly disappeared and been killed by firing squad more likely, sorry anons
>>54906550
that's why you buy any meme that requires a micro sd with it, like a Yi, a Ruizu x02, anything for a TF card. Makes it feel worthwhile.
>>54906270
>iPhone 4
>$100
That's retarded.
>>54906186
Regular OP here was making a thread, but since there already is one I'll just dump what I've got.
There's a anti-shark shitposter with a piss soaked iPhone roaming the threads >>54904447 trying to discredit the popular Micro SD's by MIXZA, he'll claim his shark broke or suddenly wiped its data but never backs up his claims.
He even used ComfyReview Anon's joke video as "proof" that sharks were shit/would break.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koeUIGR84hk
Final results of the chink shit site poll:
(32%) Of you prefer to use whatever's cheapest or a combination of several other sites (Gearbest+AliExpress etc)
(43%) Of you stick to AliExpress
(19%) Anons that prefer Gearbest
(3%) Prefers FastTech, (2%) for DealExtreme and (1%) goes to BangGood
>News
• Recapping Anon's review of the Mi Piston Air, Xiaomemes latest earbuds >>54892095 >>54892173 >>54892551 size comparison with the Piston 3>>54894426 recommends them over the Piston 3 >>54892946
• Anon provides webm comparison of the Kanger vape >>54897513 and EVOD >>54897568
• ResellingAnon bought some cheap MP3 players for resale >>54898021 >>54898200 >>54898319
• USPS runs over Anon's package >>54898532 USPS very poorly apologizes to him with a letter >>54898830
• Anon constructs a light using only scrap chink shit in a cave >>54899901
• Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro CONFIRMED working on T-Mobile's 4G LTE using Band 4 >>54900667
• Anon gets taxed by customs because the chinks forgot to properly put the value on his purchase >>54904681 it's a Xiaomi Air Purifier >>54904753 >>54904804 >>54904824 and begins taking it apart >>54905960 for no real reason other than tinfoilhattery about a possible chinkbotnet >>54906167
>>54906520
10/10
>>54906601
We have a new strawpoll rating the video reviewers of /csg/ as well
www.strawpoll.me/10392523
Dirty and Unbiased are the favourites so far
>>54906601
The funniest part of the Comfy thing is he posted something like "I got chink'd, my shark card turned up defective" with the link, Pissphone must have not watched the video at all before citing it as proof.
>>54906464
Yeah, but parker produces in chinkmenistan. Prolly legit? Thanks fpr the names though
>>54906601
>begins taking it apart >>54905960 → for no real reason other than tinfoilhattery about a possible chinkbotnet >>54906167 →
there's a very good reason for taking it apart, I want to be able to control it without having to download their app and register an account with them.
You also can't tell me that the best way to get the air quality data from under my desk to the notebook on top of it is through a cloud server in chinkland.
There's also this really annoying buzzer in it that has to go.
>>54903056
link to the anon who got a redmi pro for 208AUD on aliexpress?
>>54906733
I don't think you have to register an account with them to use any of their products, why not try it first before you potentially break the thing?
>Before: >>54904753 →
>After: pic related
Finally all those hours of playing Lego as a kid are paying off
>>54906797
And let them know at what settings anon likes his air purifier to be? Are you insane?
Anons, I'm sick of Windows 10 being absolute shit on tablet and I think I'm going to buy a dual boot Teclast X80 Plus or Pro. Which should I get?
>>54906797
Ah well too late now.
>>54906807
This can't end well.
>>54906825
Make sure your head is firmly wrapped in tinfoil before performing these tasks >>54906807
>>54906797
well i did try it first and it does work as in it is blowing air through the filter
but there is no way to get the air quality sensor's data without the app or hacking it
also its Wifi is constantly on, looking for phones and computers willing to connect,
congesting my airwaves and blocking other devices
>>54906807
Nimm den Aluhut ab.
[spoiler]Würde es dir aber auch gleich tun.[/spoiler]
>>54906861
>also its Wifi is constantly on, looking for phones and computers willing to connect,
>congesting my airwaves and blocking other devices
I bet you think they're after your precious bodily fluids too. You already went and did a silly thing >>54906807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHJCPoWCC8
>>54906825
>GWAILO #2994849's MI AIR PURIFIER HAS GONE OFF THE GRID
I can't help laughing at Xiaomi's botnet of uselessly wifi enabled devices like air purifiers, what are they going to develop next for these chinks to keep an eye on them
>>54906807
are you james may by any chance anon?
>>54906807
You're doing the right thing, anon. Hardware should be free, be it by design or by force.
>>54906654
No option for all video reviews are cancer, poll is invalid
>>54906992
This
>>54906861
How else do you think its supposed to work with the app? Of course it's going to need wifi.
I like how each and every one of your pics is labeled as foto_no_exif >>54906807 You do come across as a overly paranoid type, especially combined with your reasoning for taking it apart.
>>54906992
>>54907005
The poll is "which is the least cancerous", that directly implies all of them are cancer already.
Regarding the Pusheen plushes/pillows, did anyone order with filling before? Only ~3$ extra is dirt cheap, but I guess/fear so is the quality. Are the ears properly filled out - and the whole thing in general? Does that work with a regular pillow insert (especially the ears)?
https://de.aliexpress.com/item/40-30cm-plush-toy-teddy-bear-stuffed-animal-doll-talking-anime-toy-pusheen-cat-for-girl/1921314967.html
Oh boys calm down
>You also can't tell me that the best way to get the air quality data from under my desk to the notebook on top of it is through a cloud server in chinkland
this and because i like to take stuff apart are the main reasons why I'm doing it
for all of you enjoying your IoT meme, welcome to the future:
https://twitter.com/internetofshit
>>54906917
atleast I'm a fan of his shows
>>54906981
finally someone get's me :*
Rate purchases 1/3
>>54907045
2/3
>insurance
I really fucked it up there but still my country is a SHITHOLE, local post would steal package and still mark it as received. Better taking the risk
>>54907028
Ok, have fun with that.
>>54907019
this is basically the same as leaving trump off the ballot in november on the basis that everyone knows he's the best
For the anons who enjoyed the zsun meme and installing OpenWrt on irrelevant devices:
Yesterday I got pic related. More info about it here: https://wiki.openwrt.org/toh/unbranded/a5-v11
It bought it for $6.5 from ebay, and it runs OpenWrt quite smoothly. I actually like it more than my zsun. If I have time later I might post a quick review.
>>54907075
3/3
>>54907016
the first thing I'm going to do once I figure out how it all works is putting Wifi back in it
see >>54906167 →
>going to replace the whole controller board with an ESP8266 or something
but that will be a Wifi that is able to communicate within my home network
and doesn't have to go through a server in fucking China to bridge half a meter of distance between memifier and notebook
>>54907087
except there was already a strawpoll with the "they're all shit" option and it was boring as fuck. At least a poll about the least cancerous has some interesting statistics which is the whole point of pointless strawpolls.
www.strawpoll.me/10392461 "Trump" version.
Here's the heart of the little beast
Xiaomeme for sure does know how to properly layout and label a board
Well done unknown chink engineer
The buzzer (red circle) is the first thing that has to go
>>54906186
>Mi Band 2 is now out
the fuck are you on about anon? It doesn't launch until June 7 and the Gearbest preorder says it won't *ship* until July 15
>>54907125
>holds valid poll
>option he doesn't like wins
>creates sanitized poll with the option he doesn't like removed
this is what's going to happen in november as well
>>54907095
which latin american shithole do you live in anon?
>>54907161
why
>>54907093
Does this shit have any actual function ?
>>54907183
>why the buzzer has to go?
because it beeps way to loud whenever you press any button
>>54907183
Let the tinfoilhatted anon do his thing then complain about Xiaomi being a shit company once it no longer works because he broke it.
>>54907180
How did you know it was South America?
Chile lol
>>54906508
I wouldn't.
Everything arrived fine but seriously what kind of 12 yo worker deal with packing stuff in there?
>>54907176
Except it's not removed, it's still there. People asked for another version so I made it. Go back to r/The_Donald with your politic fedora.
Else I just received my ChinkMicMeme© (BM-800) starter pack, I hope it's not total trash (will post a review if it is)
>>54907221
Xiaomi is a great company at least their hardware design is spot on,
I just want to run my own Software and make a few minor tweaks
Also if I fuck up I can always wire the motor directly to the power supply
and still have a "dumb" air purifier
>>54907260
Underpaid non-qualified homeless kind.
>>54907270
Prepare to have to deepthroat the mic into your face and crank the gain to 100% to have it above a whisper if you don't have a SOMAKE USB card or phantom power. The included usb card is pretty bad.
>>54907270
Voor nu of later?
How much was everything and where'd you buy it?
>>54906807
the absolute madmanon
>>54907045
>>54907075
>>54907095
>completely ignored by csg
Oh well
>>54907270
Is this the best cheap chink mic?
>>54907312
Post feet and you will have my full attention :3
What tablets would /csg/ recommend? I'm thinking of getting a Xiaomi Mi Pad 2
>>54906409
>Buying something as delicate as a fountain pen from chinks
Enjoy your skipping nibs and shittyink flow. As one anon mentioned, just get a Pilot Metropolitan for $15 off amazon or jetpens. When it comes to spending money on fountain pens, you shouldn't get them from shoddy sources.
>>54907312
You did good, did you buy extra batteries for your quad?
>>54907316
It's okay, plenty of anons have reviewed it already.
Comfy Reviews phantom power test, he's supposedly doing a follow-up with full 48v phantom power:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlkiN62XsXE
Dirty Reviews review and audio test, he doesn't use phantom power:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4r1NfC1HO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9N1i7qmf94
>>54906186
Anon got chinked and jewed, got charged $34.80 in taxes on a $155.50 order >>54904681
Aww poor eurotrash, have some hot chocolate and don't buy from the g00kz.
>>54906186
>Anon made $90 in 10 days
That is awesome, almost half of the money I made in 10 hours
>>54907303
30€ for everything including shipping and a shitty usb soundcard.
Got it from Aliexpress, I just picked one from the most popular sellers (lots of reviews etc..)
>>54907297
I might get a proper audio interface later (I want to record an electric guitar as well), I'll try with the cheap audio dongle for now
>>54907425
That's cute, almost 10% of money I make in 30 minutes.
>>54907269
the second poll does not have a "they are all equally shit" option
you did not like that option because it won the first poll
you have therefore removed the option you didn't like from the second poll
go back to school with your inability to understand simple things
>>54907425
>>54907445
That anon said he lives in a country where the average income is $300USD/month
New shit arriveeed
Flag - okay quality, as expected for $3
Coin stealing chink piggybank - I dont have batteries yet
2 VR cardboards - both my phones have a shitty screen so it sucks, it seems like a fine pocket 3D cinema with a good one tho
USB microscope - my laptop I have with me has no CD drive, so I coumdnt install drivers for it, will try later
Flashlight - no batteries yet
JB t-shirt - qts loved it when I took it to a festival yesterday, great buy
>>54907445
>Shit posting on /g/
>Shit posting in a cheap China shit thread
》MEMEARROWS
you are a giant fucking faggot and you do deserve a medal for it.
>>54907486
Didn't you hear that anon, he made twice that in 10 hours!!! #rekt!!!
>>54907484
>make a strawpoll with a "they are all equally shit" option
>anon asks me to make another without it as the results are 90% "all shit" 10% answers to the question so the poll is pointless at a glance
>I do that
>Trumpfag tries to make me look bad for doing so
This is all part of public record, Trumpfag. Who gives a fuck about a stupid strawpoll anyway, don't you have more important things to whine about like that cunt Shillary?
>>54907491
no že se nestydíš, pyčo
>>54907331
When I receive my shark I surely will
>>54907358
No, I will suffer with those 5 minutes of battery, no idea how long will take to charge
>>54907520
You made a poll, the choice you didn't like won, so you decided to make a new poll with the unpalatable option removed. You're attacking him for memeing about Trump while completely failing to address his point.
>>54907551
>no idea how long will take to charge
About 45 minutes. You'll get between 3 and 5 minutes of flight time depending on how aggressive you are on the controls and how much you've bent the props by ramming them into concrete at high speed
>>54907544
>on nemá swagy
>>54907554
I made a new poll because an anon asked me to. If people don't want to vote in it they don't have to, their choice already won and I made sure to make the question show that all reviewers are cancer, just picking best of the worst.
This is all in the previous thread, one click away. This isn't some grand conspiracy like Shillary and her cunting e-mails. I'm only talking about him Trumpfagging because he's equating a retarded strawpoll about youtube cancer with US politics because r/The_Donald browsers somehow forgot to not bring politics into every discussion without reason.
>>54907569
the spare batteries gets you 8 minutes of flight
>>54907491
Link to JB Tee?
>>54906896
You do know they have a WiFi enabled rice cooker...
Home got gigabit internet two months ago. Wanted to switch over to AC but didn't want to fork out $40-50 for adapters for devices. Turns out most of the high end adapters end up using the RTL8812AU chipset.
Picked up 3 of the Comfast CF-912AC adapters for $15 each. Getting 200Mbps or so on those computers now which is on par with the more pricey options.
>>54907601
Just put it to search, I'm on my phone now.
>>54907597
the 0.26kmAh ones do. I can't imagine the 0.22kmAh ones are any better than the 0.22kmAh one that comes with it.
>>54907596
You seem to know a lot about Reddit. Perhaps you and the other Youtubers can return there.
Does anyone have any idea what (sensor?) U7 in pic related could be doing
>in b4 spycam for botnet
It is connected to the mainboard via I2C (SDA and SCL); and a third ALERT pin whatever this one does?
see: >>54907161 lower pic, first three pins of the upper connector, closest to the middle of the board
could it be some kind of airflow/pressure sensor? It's located pretty close to the exhaust fan.
>>54907661
Fartmeter, it helps counter aggressive stank
>>54907661
is that the cancerifier ?
could be humidity sensor
>>54907661
it's a hole for chinese factrorymen to pleasure themselves
Is this legit?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Wireless-Keyboard-2-4GHz-Fly-Air-Mouse-with-Touchpad-for-PCTV-Box-TV-New/32456839176.html
>>54907677
>could be humidity sensor
that really could be it,
i'll probably hook it up to a LA and look how the values change
when i'm doing different things to it
(blow with a fan on it, breath on it (humidity), warm it up etc)
Anon with that just got his BM-800 here:
The mic seems to be OK but I got fully chink on the 1$ soundcard: didn't notice it before but the mic input is not working...
FUCKING
CHINKS!
>>54907779
Have you tried changing it to the USB sound card by right clicking on windows recording and making it the default sound option? You have to manually change it to the USB card for it to work
>>54907808
>>54907821
I think it's not a software problem: the level is always like pic related without any mic (doesn't change shit with one plugged)
Thanks anyway vir/g/ins
>>54907851
>being chink'd by a BM-800
is there any meme the chinks won't ruin?
Hi,
I'm looking to pick up a chinkphone during a 1year stay in China. I suppose the /g/ approved models are targeted towards the intl market and won't work well with Chinese frequency bands, correct me if I'm wrong.
Should I just try and go for the home market variants of the MI note 3 etc?
Helps. Can someone explain me what they mean? The product cost 2,50$. Do they want to me give 5x gearbest points worth of the product? 12,50$? Or just the 2,50$ in gb points?
But 1$=5 points isn't true. I tought it would be 50gb Points?
>>54907861
Well to be fair the mic seems good (the sound is decent with my motherboard input, just had some background noise because I have to boost it via software)
The 1$ USB soundcard on the other hand...Fucking trash
Here's the seller btw:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-to-3D-AUDIO-SOUND-CARD-ADAPTER-VIRTUAL-7-1-ch-for-PC-laptop-Notebook/1828698543.html
>>54907885
>correct me if I'm wrong
You are wrong. The phones we buy here have no international versions.
>>54907906
*Do they want to give me
>>54907913
....isn't that a SOMAKE, the one anons here keep shilling as the ultimate solution to no phantom power?
Two memes dead in one post.
>>54907920
Then again, some of the phones that I checked don't even work with the largest carrier there (like the redmi5), so it can't possibly be the localized version?
>>54907906
Gearbest points can only be used to take off a maximum of like 30% off an order.
Just get the refund in Paypal.
>>54907949
>ultimate solution to no phantom power
>$1.60
>>54907045
Why didnt you use any good boy points? You could've saved a bit. I ordered like $60 worth of stuff last week and it came out to $41 with the points
>>54908054
It was a huge meme for a long time, someone kept being adamant that you don't need phantom power, all you need is a SOMAKE usb card. Like every time someone asked about phantom power the first response was always SOMAKE shiller.
>>54907779
>1$ soundcard
Unless the Somake 7.1 is on sale, you're a fucking retard.
Not all USB sound cards will work for this kind of mics, the USB Cards like the Somake 7.1 are happy mistakes not intended features.
Some USB cards will not power at all a BM-800.
>>54908091
all tiny USB cards are going to be 5v max so they're pretty much all shitty at powering a device that runs best at 45v unless you like using your mic while it's shoved down your throat. There are so many videos online proving this and people still keep insisting on USB sound cards being the solution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U7czr1gR_s
Any decent unmanaged gigabit switches out there?
>>54907661
isn't there a code on there?
>>54907971
Hm, okay. But i think i'll take the points. 12,50$ could reduce a price of 37,50$ to 25$. But on the other hand they get want they want and i spend more money on their fucking site and they control me. Shitty situation.
>>54907949
>Two memes dead in one post
Again I think you can't get anything on the level of that mic for 15$,
and it's honestly not much surprises that a 1$ usb dongle can fail
>>54908087
>>54908091
>>54908135
I never implied that it was a replacement solution for phantom power...Now I can't really tell the difference between my built in input and the shitty dongle, maybe there is one but it's quite obvious that a 1$ dongle can't replace a proper audio interface.
Everything seems find inside though
>so much microphone autism
What do you people do with your microphones?
>>54907303
waarom begin je de zin in het nederlands
and then continue in english?
>>54907661
>>54907161
You should ask
>>>/diy/
They actually know how stuff works, unlike the nerds here at /g/.
>>54908240
Review chink shit.
>>54907425
>bragging about being rich when he only makes $30,000ish a year
>>54907445
>Pretending to have a six figure job while posting in a thread about buying cheap poorly produced chink shit
Wew lads
>>54908191
thanks anon yes there is a tiny code on it (the whole package is 2.5x2.5 mm big)
With a magnifying glass, a flashlight and lots of guess work i'm pretty sure it says SHT30
that would be this humidity sensor:
https://www.sensirion.com/fileadmin/user_upload/customers/sensirion/Dokumente/Humidity_Sensors/Sensirion_Humidity_Sensors_SHT3x_Datasheet_digital.pdf
size and pinouts fit all perfectly, it must be this one
Also thank you >>54907677 you were also correct with it being a humidity sensor
>>54908248
Because the lighter set off his Dutchfag senses
>>54908240
I'm talking with friends about forming a band and BM-800 + cheap audio interface is the cheapest way into vocals + guitar recording.
>>54908360
Can we roll to name your band?
>>54908345
>thank you
yw, reverse-engineering-anon!
btw, why u do dis ?
Or just because.
>>54908395
Go for it lad
>>54907661
The board seems to have an abundance of pins, why don't you try to reprogram it?
>>54908345
Nice. I'm actually most interested in the power circuitry, that's where most chink shit fails I think. Though I'm by no means an expert on the subject.
>>54908360
cool
>>54908319
go fuck yourself, take your youtube cancer elsewhere
>>54906467
Nah, the legit ones start around 12 bucks, look at gearbest for example.
>>54908135
I will make a fucking video once I get another Somake 7.1 next monday with a BM-800 and BM-8000, you don't need phantom power.
>>54908438
I dont understand the hate we youtube reviewers get. We provide valuable information to the community. And it's not like we attentionwhore or shill for money, we just speak to to the mic full anon style.
You must be the special kind of anti-social autist if you get jealous of people who are willing to put their effort into the community.
>>54906186
I've got a bunch of chink shit recently. Fake Nendoroid. Clone GBC. Fake RayBans. Posters. Xiaomi Mi Band Pulse.
>>54908474
Please do and show your distance from the mic + gain levels as you do it. I'm really interested.
>>54908482
Just ignore the salty pissboy.
>>54908494
verdict on the raybans?
>>54908501
I will, up to fucking milliliters, but I don't want to us youtube, any suggestions?
I want to buy chink laptop RAM, how likely am I to get chinkd?
They are like 20 dollars for 4 gb on alie.
>>54908482
It's because you never give the info the people listening want to hear and we have to spend five or ten minutes watching your stupid videos instead just quickly reading a paragraph.
>>54908527
Buy them used locally for half the price.
>>54908494
>Clone gbc
It's a shitty emulated gbc running on a chink soc.
>>54908512
They're really great for the the price of $8.70. They feel better than most cheap sunglasses at that price. Look good too.
>>54908527
Probably just old/used shit. Seeing that RAM almost never dies, I don't see the harm in buying. But ram is cheap as fuck anyways, so why risk it.
>>54908482
It's like anything, if you put yourself out there and create something it's fair game to be criticised and torn apart. Everyone who does anything creative or puts an opinion out there experiences this.
>>54908535
What would be your ideal YT review then? A lot of them are 2 minutes or less, I dont know how short we can make them to satisfy the shot to shit attention span of /csg/ and still cover everything
>>54908555
link/what you searched for?
>>54908482
>We provide valuable information to the community
The only review which has provided more information than three lines of text and a jpg was Unbiased Tech Reviews one of the Mi Pad 2. Three lines of text and a jpg has the advantage of taking less time to transfer the appropriate information than five minutes of mouthbreathing
>And it's not like we attentionwhore
Yes you fucking do.
>or shill for money
A lot of you absolutely do, especially Dirty Reviews anon with his referral links
My main objection is the first one though, namely that it's a patently inefficient way of transferring information. Nobody gives a fuck about seeing three minutes of jerk-o-vision cameraphone footage of a cardboard box followed by two minutes of the same footage of an inanimate object while you sperg out and stretch three sentences' worth of content into five minutes of idiocy.
Fuck off. There are plenty of other fora where your video reviews will be not only tolerated, but actively encouraged.
>>54908551
It's actually clone hardware.
>>54908555
link ? Is the logo on the lens ok, just the pic is strange.
waiting for pic related from:
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2135075
it's already in my country
>>54908576
rb2140
wayfarers
and look for description BOLDLY stating they have logos on, also ask for pics from seller
>>54908582
Is it really back-lit? How much did it cost?
It makes me want to play Dragon Quest Monsters and PKMN Red/Yellow/Gold again.
>>54908576
"Wayfare sunglasses"
>>54907180
Basic mathematics anon
>>54908570
>What would be your ideal YT review then?
Every shitty youtube review on /g/ I have to increase the volume on my computer a lot just to be able to hear you.
You also spend way too much time on camera thinking about what to say, you either need to rehearse beforehand or use video editing to cut all that downtime and speak faster.
An of course you always forget to say something people would want to know about the product but that depends on the product.
>>54908619
It is actually back-lit. The screen is actually really nice, but the d-pad is terrible for platformers because it doesnt rock from side to side and you can press all four directions at once. Mine was $30 but I can't find the listing anymore.
>>54908310
>You should ask
>>>>/diy/
thanks for the suggestion
I'm actually getting along quite well
now that i know what every part does
the next step will be to turn it on and listen in on the various sensors
while it is in operation
>>54908404
why I'm doing it partially this >>54906733
but mostly just because
It also seems to be a good project to learn more about μCs
>>54908409
>The board seems to have an abundance of pins, why don't you try to reprogram it?
mostly because I'm probably to much of a Noob too all this digital stuff.
My plan is to replace it with something newb friendly like arduino or ESP2866;
but if you know more about this I'm open for new ideas
>>54908428
>Nice. I'm actually most interested in the power circuitry, that's where most chink shit fails I think. Though I'm by no means an expert on the subject.
there is a 24V PSU in the base of the machine that connects to the mainboard >>54907161 sitting above the filter
he mainboard has some DC/DC converters for 3.3V and 5V logic
the 24V are then handed through to the fan see top left connector on lower pic
the fan assembly seems to contain both the motor and power circuitry and is controlled through PWM by the μC
but I haven't taken the fan assembly apart yet so there will be more info and pics soon
>>54908638
I meant >>54907231
>>54908678
>>54906733
I would have reversed the protocol they use to communicate with the thing, not opened it up and try to mod it.
It's likely a very simple protocol because it's only an air purifier with a sensor.
If you reverse the protocol it's cleaner and there's less chance of breaking it.
>>54908581
Comfy Reviews anon here, I get what you're saying about video reviews and some of /csg/s stuff is definitely as you describe but:
Personally I posted many private drafts of my early videos here before making a channel and asked for feedback, what people like and made my videos short as shit and exactly as demanded so while I agree some videos are long winded it's not a knock against video reviews as a concept. Some people like to see the product in video form, I've had plenty of interest and questions generated by my videos so it's good for the general/China.
>attention whore
we're specifically making videos for this general, Awful Reviews uses "chink shit" in almost all his videos, where else do we post them? I'd get if we were attention whoring all over 4chan but we're at most reaching 100 people in this general which is nothing.
>a lot of you absolutely do (shill for money)
Only Dirty Reviews has been known to do that and the Aliexpress/Gearbest affiliate programs look to be absolute jokes giving you a few pennies off or $2 off a $40 spend so I guarantee he's made next to nothing out of it. None of the rest of us get paid at all.
>plenty of other forums
Where exactly? I actually like that most people are mad at video reviews on this general because I used that information to tailor my content and make it snappy. I don't get the FUCK OFF OUT OF THIS GENERAL idea, I guarantee you can't tell us where to fuck off TO. There's no chink shit subreddit or anything. I'd rather just make stuff for the people in here who like it rather than fuck off to some vague other site that doesn't exist, thanks.
>>54908651
I've increased my volume in the last few videos because I had a few comments saying this.
I rehearse and do about 20 takes before the final one (maybe it doesn't show)
It's hard to have short videos speaking as fast as possible and fit everything into 2 minutes anon, you can't have short videos and be comprehensive.
>>54908612
Yeah, there was just some dust on it or something. I noticed that in the picture too.
>>54906592
It was a 4s and I was back in the day when iphone5 were the newest phone
>>54908555
link?
>>54906677
I was sleeping for the last 11 hours that wasn't me
>>54908761
>I guarantee you can't tell us where to fuck off TO
I don't really care about this bit, I just want you to fuck off somewhere else.
Either that or start using tripcodes. Last thread's poll showed that a sizeable majority of this general doesn't want you here so the ability to filter out your (often literal) white noise drivel would be advantageous to many.
>>54908651
>speak faster.
Watch at 1.5x speed.
>>54908494
>Buying chinkshit sunglasses
Tell me how does it feel to be a fucking idiot using sunglasses with no uv protection?
>>54908871
hot 2016 new luxury brand of Wayfare sunglasses outdoor leisure sports Travel glasses Beach sunglasses with logo
http://s.aliexpress.com/rEZNN7VF
(from AliExpress Android)
The price went up a little.
>>54907491
>Coin stealing chink piggybank
Once you get those working, could you post if the audio can be muted? I would have gotten one of those, but the sounds in the video sounded annoying.
>>54908963
Can't be worse than no sunglasses, dude. Are you retarded? Get off your high horse.
![1456971362443543[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E6N1Qih.jpg "1456971362443543[1].jpg")
>real time beautify
>whitening
Neat.
>>54908963
:^)
Even your bog standard glasses block UV. Just don't be a retard and use them for looking at a lunar eclipse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG7aBul033I&list=LL6wTn2yVy9HLB4WQOL0nSIw
>>54908963
UV protection doesn't exist
It was a meme created by luxottica to steal your shekels
>>54909007
I should visit Asia at least once while I'm still young.
>>54909023
>lunar eclipse
this would probably be fine t b h, the moon isn't that bright
![2A23A22200000578-0-Google_has_issued_an_apology_after_computer_programmer_Jacky_Alc-a-28_1435752503903[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yG6yGiW.jpg "2A23A22200000578-0-Google_has_issued_an_apology_after_computer_programmer_Jacky_Alc-a-28_1435752503903[1].jpg")
>>54909007
>>54908761
Kill yourself fagget. If you're trying to be Niggerous Blacklee by reviewing chinkshit, you're wrong.
I would appreciate a webm with a light writeup, i don't want to hear a faggot trying to mint money by trying to be the messiah of csg. It happened to the half legged reviewer and some another one as well.
Now fuck off from whence you came faggot
>>54908659
You could probably replace the DPAD with an original gameboy's one
>>54909007
Looked better in the first pic since I couldn't see her ugly face as clearly
>>54908922
So when you said "Fuck off. There are plenty of other forums where your video reviews will be not only tolerated, but actively encouraged." you were just pulling it out of your ass?
I understand a large amount of /csg/ don't want video reviews but I personally enjoy making them and answering anon's questions/getting feedback when I post them here. If I enjoy it and other people enjoy it I'm not going to stop.
>>54908922
>Last thread's poll showed that a sizeable majority of this general doesn't want you here
Polls are a meme. Remember the chinese vs chink poll?
Chinese had a few times as many votes as chink while the drama was new.
When it subsided another poll was made and it was 90% chink.
Bitching doesn't get you anywhere. Filter all posts that match youtu\.?be and begone.
>>54909054
*Solar eclipse
Fuck. Gonna play the non-native English speaker card.
>>54908582
You sure? Have you checked the cpu it uses?
>>54907270
>turkentapijtje
>>54908678
The board seems to have jtag/serial pins?
If you don't really care anymore you can try to figure out what soc it uses.
>redmi note 3 pro on the way
What carriers are you guys using and how is your signal with the RN3P?
>>54909173
drei/three @ austria
4g works
altho the signal on my lumia 640 lte was stronger
but everything is fine as a whole
mine has the sleepy modem with some roms
>>54909094
>the poll didn't say what I wanted it to therefore it must have been rigged
>>54909077
You realize you can still answer questions if you post three lines of text and a jpg/webm?
Just take it to Reddit so you can downvote anyone who doesn't want to get in your hugbox with you.
>>54909201
Are you currently using the xiaomi.eu rom?
>>54909077
Go back 2 reddit
>>54909077
>anon's questions
It is indeed just one anon who actually engages with your godawful videos and asks you questions, and that's probably just you samefagging anyway.
Go away.
>>54909207
>>the poll didn't say what I wanted it to therefore it must have been rigged
>previous poll have very likely been rigged to this one might be as well
Note that rigged simply means that someone answered multiple times.
>>54909207
>Just take it to Reddit so you can downvote anyone who doesn't want to get in your hugbox with you.
What you said there can be applied to both sides.
Maybe you should find a subreddit that likes downvoting video reviews you can enjoy your video reviewless frontpage.
Best chink portable speaker?
>>54909335
http://www.mi.com/pocketaudio/
>>54909207
Hilariously ironic that you're begging for a way to effectively downvote content you don't like on this general while telling people to go to reddit
>>54909243
>one anon gives a fuck
pic related
>>54909094
Nice bit of revisionist history there Chinese autist, we've had three fucking polls to decide the name and it was rigged once in the Chinese favour when before you couldn't get more than two votes.
>>54906186
Anybody here buy cloned wicked edge knife sharpener? how is it?
>>54906520
RIP CATHY
>>54909385
Just ignore the shitposter and post when you've got new shit coming in, all they can ever contribute is in shitposts. The OP still features video reviews too.
>>54909510
>thinking I'm in the chinese club
Read my post again. The point was the poll was rigged when people cared about creating drama.
Once the drama stopped we got proper results on the poll because nobody actually gave a fuck about the poll.
>>54909385
>effectively downvote content
No, I just want to be able to hide it. There's a world of difference. Since you announce all your posts with "X reviews anon here" I fail to see your objection to using a tripcode, unless it's because of some vague notion that 4chan doesn't like tripfags while wholly failing to grasp why that is the case.
>>54906520
You can make amend my saving this one
>>54909385
>pic related
this is youtube
1 of those subscribers is your mother who's just happy that you're engaging with the outside world
1 is your social worker
1 is your alt account
16 just mistakenly think they're subscribing to Linus Tech Tips and can't tell the difference
>>54909562
>muh poll says the majority of people want you to stop so fuck off
How is this not using majority opinion as a weapon like reddit does?
If you can't see the parallels other people are drawing here you must be too deep in your shitpost huffing haze to have some self-awareness. Calm down a bit and relax.
>>54908395
If doubles, Cancer Prancers is your band name.
>>54909631
roll
>>54909217
Global stable 7.3.5.0
Haven't unlocked BL yet although I can
>>54909385
Subscribed for causing that piss soaked iphone tard to fall for your joke video.
>>54909510
It was originally Chinese shit general. I don't know why you're so adamant on using chink when some /g/ regulars are obviously uncomfortable with the term.
>inb4 that shitty cop out on how you gotta be maximum edge to use 4chan
>>54908221
I've got one of them, had it for around 3 years now, works absolutely fine on the Playstation using a cheap headset.
>>54909706
since when is chink an uncomfortable term.
>>54909706
>caring about a name
Why?
How does the Ruizu X02 compare to the Sansa Clip? Are there any other good alternatives? The Clip is way more expensive since it got discontinued.
>>54909706
>some /g/ regulars are obviously uncomfortable with the term.
Ayyyy lmao
As If there really is some slanty eyed chink getting triggered
Besides, nothing wrong with calling stinky chinky a chink.
>>54909720
Because it's bought up in every other thread and receives multiple reply chains.
>>54907348
>some /g/ regulars are obviously uncomfortable with the term
I honestly don't care about the name, nor do I think we should be edgy just for the sake of being edgy, but I really don't think that we should care about some faggot getting triggered. I mean, this isn't fucking Tumblr.
>>54909706
And that's how we know it's you.
>Chinese autist also shits on video reviews
>>54909631
Roll
>>54909706
There are nearly confirmed paid Gearbest and Ali shills in these threads and at least one confirmed shill for a competitor who comes in here with discount codes every other day. Even the chinks don't care about being called chinks as long as gwailos buy their cheap shit and give them 5 star feeback.
>>54909796
It's possible he does, but he's certainly not the only one.
>>54908347
oh
daar staat voor nu
>>54909814
>nearly confirmed paid Gearbest and Ali shills in these threads
The only shills here are the ones spamming referral links in their youtube videos
>>54909855
>100 goodboybux has been deposited to your GearBest accout.
>>54909891
Thanks, unlike Ali coupons that shit is actually useful
I would also like to confirm that the Redmi Note 3 Pro DOES WORK on T-Mobile's band 2 LTE also.
But you have to use the fast T-Mobile APN to get it to work. I've had MMS and HSPA+ trouble with it. Anybody might have a solution?
>>54909791
Plus whenever a white guy goes to China chinks point and call them white devils and ghosts. I have no sympathy for the chinks if they come to a chink shit general to post about being buttblasted.
>>54909796
It's probably in the reviewers best interest that this changes to Chinese as well.
I know by saying this the change will meet with even more resistance because apparently everyone here is a contrarian individualist that loves to exercise their rights whenever possible. (especially when it evokes a strong opinion out of others)
>>54910034
Can anyone confirm RingPlus or Lycamobile?
>>54910063
The only reviewer who uses the term "chink shit" in video reviews is Awful Reviews and I'm honestly amazed he hasn't been banned from youtube yet, everyone else toes the line because it's common sense that you don't act like a memeing faggot outside the sandbox.
>>54908612
in the off chance you're still here, how are the hinges? are they sturdy/metal?
>>54908428
Hi power circuitry anon
i took apart the fan assembly and found out that it uses
a brushless motor with integrated PWM driver manufactured by Nidec
here is a Link, unfortunately chink runes, but google translate does help
https://detail.1688.com/offer/530416122691.html
for the power supply see pic related
it is [email protected]
build quality of both the PSU and the motor is quite impressive
Nidec appears also to be a well established brand, I've encountered fans made by them
in HP server power supplies before
chinks have more important shit to worry about than being offended you stupid wops.
>>54908612
>>54910097
Different guy but got some from the same store, The hinges are metal and they are pretty good quality glasses for the price.
>>54908747
That seems like the best way to do it,
unfortunately I know even less about network protocols than about electronics
I'm usually more a mechanical guy, maybe you have noticed that already,
since my first step to "fixing" it was taking it completely apart :D
>>54910163
thanks
