>hard drive light suddenly comes on
>disable network
>it's still going
Your computer has become self-aware.
It knows you enjoy furry porn.
Burn the entire thing down now.
>>54901622
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Stupid frogposter.
>Get 30 random calls every month.
>Every time I answer it immediately ends the call.
>Decide to answer one time and not say a word for ten seconds
>cough and it immediately hangs up
>sometimes the random numbers leave a blank 6 second voicemail.
>>54901692
The phone calls are automated. They only connect to a human when they determine there is someone answering.
>computer on suspend mode
>suddenly turns on automatically
>>54901814
>wake up on LAN
>wake up on USB
>wake up on scheduled events
>>54901692
>Get a new line of phone for a new business in texas
>Register in the state, they ask us some contact information that is public
>they told us that we will get some telemarketing calls at the beginning but the flow slows down after a few weeks
>it happens but is nothing too annoying
>but sometimes I get this call, total silence for about 4-5 seconds then a feminine voice says "Good bye"
>Still happens sporadically
>le face when
>hard drive crunches
>pc only has ssd
>build pc for friend
> Go to boot for first time
>Nothinghappens.png
>Check front panel jumpers
>Disconnect them
>PC boots
>Mfw
>>54901927
Sounds like the connectors to the front panel are fucked.
>dual boot Ubuntu on my Dell XPS 17" laptop.
>disk drive opening sounds every five minutes even though the disk drive is still closed
>the sound starts to happen when I use my Windows 10 partition.
>setup ispy on my laptop
>return to video to review footage at the end of the day
>see myself doing strange shit I don't remember doing, giving weird menacing crazed looks, even stared at the camera once.
>>54901622
It's called the botnet for a reason
Rip anon, shouldve stayed with Windows 7
>>54901960
Funny thing is, after shutting it down and reconnecting the jumpers the fucker worked.
>>54902000
trips checked
they found u <3
>>54901622
you seriously don't think windows 10 doesn't just cache the shit it's going to send until the connection to the net comes back online do you?
>>54901962
>set up camera in room to catch other people picking the lock and snooping
>dont turn it off for a week cause Im fucking lazy
>middle of the night room is glowing white
>mfw it was only pointing at the door and I dont know what actually happened to me
>>54901873
I get that one too.
>>54902851