>He doesn't program in Haskell
>He doesn't know Category theory
>He doesn't know about monads, comands, functors, adjoint functors, natural transformations, Hylomorphisms
Why aren't you a functional programmer again?
Because I have a job and a social life
i'm a functional autist and a programmer.
do i qualify as a functional programmer?
>>54891741
IQ required to do Haskell & understand Category theory is at least 130. Average IQ of this board is much less than that.
>>54891741
Because I focus on solving problems instead of abstracting every goddamn thing I encounter into a wankermorphism.
>>54891863
>& understand Category theory is at least 130
hahahhahahhahahahhahah
>>54891863
This is what Big Higher Education wants yo uto think
>>54891741
We had almost 300 hours of Haskell lessons in my Uni. Don't they teach it in all CS schools as mandatory? And it was several years ago.
>>54892223
no, we started with Java. good decision so far for me and my wallet
>>54892223
No, Python & Java seem to be standard.
Does elixir count
>>54892320
Sure
>>54892274
>>54892285
So you are telling me that you learn only 1 or 2 languages in a CS master?
In my school in Spain we had C++, Java, Haskell, Prolog, and C# as mandatory.
>>54892389
How about racket? Does that count?
>>54892393
Yeah where I go to we learn java racket C C++ Verilog x86asm mips asm for a bachelor degree
>>54892393
Main languages are: Java (least 3 semesters worth: intro, intermediate, data structures), ASM, and probably C or C++
Because functional programming is for hobby projects.
>>54892540
Why isn't it more widely used?
>>54892393
can't you read, fuckhead? I wrote that we started with it! in our second semester we had to use 5 different languages in an exam.
I went to a California university, almost everything was in C/C++, but I also had exposure to Python, Java, MIPS, Lisp, Prolog, R.
>>54892586
Most coders cannot into maths
>>54892622
>R
You took a statistics class or something?
http://benchmarksgame.alioth.debian.org/u64q/compare.php?lang=ghc&lang2=gcc
There's not enough return on investment if you're not used to a mathematician's mindset for problem solving
>>54892741
what is this
>>54892616
Calm your tits.
>>54891819
>implying
>>54892393
>Chashtag
>windows
what a shitty uni anon-kun
>>54893606
Pleb detected
Because I can't spend 3+ days musing over a function and how to avoid side effects, I need to actually produce working code in a timely manner.
If I was in academia like 99.9% of the functional programmer cheerleaders, things would be different, no one really expects anything productive out of you.
>>54893665
kek
>>54893665
Academia used to be productive before they used functional programming.
>>54891741
>He doesn't program in Haskell
Nobody programs in Haskell. It is literally a meme language.
>>54891741
>He
My preferred pronouns is 'zim,'
Please rewrite your post to reflect my desired preferences.
>>54891741
>Hylomorphisms
Hylo a shit. Might as well use explicit recursion. Cata and ana are the only actually useful schemes.
I'm a dysfunctional programmer
>>54891741
I'm a community college fag transferring to uni who's only done OOP. How fucked am I for uni? Not at all because math isn't hard and just takes dedication? Neat.
>>54891863
yeah you're the reason the IQ is dropping
>>54891741
Haskell won't help me git gud at counterstrike
>>54891741
programming is boring and everyone is a programmer now so theres no need to be
Because i prefer to be a functional chemist surrounded by cute smart girls, and not a programmer surrounded by neckbeards, hipsters, and retarded feminists.
>>54891863
Category theory is a better set theory and it's eventual replacement. As such, it's entry level, you fucking dolt.
I am learning, preparing for it before it becomes full meme
>>54891741
Why aren't you a boyfriend?
>>54897248
good anon
>>54891741
desu learning all that is on my to do list
for now I write plenty of functional javascript despite not knowing the fancy words and theory behind what I'm doing
>>54891972
>wankermorphism
I fucking love you for giving me that word
>>54899586
Since when is desu randomly inserted into posts?
Testing:
I have
I have
I have I have
>>54891741
> getting a job programming in haskell
not exactly the easiest job to find.
>>54899608
Word filters. Where have you been?
Smh desu senpai
>>54900178
Oh, cuck desu senpai. My bad.
>>54891741
because i'm lazy as fuck and stick with solutions i know and just werk
so i do most of my programming in python and bash
>>54900194
Nevermind. Ful sperg. Cuck was word filtered for a while.
>>54900217
good lad
>>54895087
Not at all, m80.
Stay dedicated and practice, stay away from the 4shawng.
>>54892223
Post more of those succubi.
