Throw it away

Wall mount, connect to speakers/surround sound, calander app as homescreen.

Got an a'ight little virtual clanadar and music manager for when you wake up in the morning.

Use it as a cutting plate

Sell it and buy something useful.

Get a bamboo cover and use it as a cutting board.

https://youtu.be/397kQKPpSSc?t=79

Put it in a shredder.

>>54874525
carputer

shove it up your ass

Hah, I have the same but 16g. Gave it to my wife last week after getting a new pro. She is not amused

>>54874525
give it to me

First gen iPads are totally useless. Second gen onward still stay afloat even to this day but the first iteration has not aged well at all. The only serious use case I can suggest for it is hanging on the wall as a photo frame and basic weather/calendar thing.