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Why does /g/ hates PHP?
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Why does /g/ hates PHP?
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>>54857660
>Why does /g/ hates PHP?
>does hates
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>>54857660
Stop posting and poo in loo, Pajeet.
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There's no introductory php classes in college and people dislike what they don't know, so /g/ hates the unknown
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>>54857660
they don't code
just open a programming/webdev thread
three beginner tutorial snippets, a couple copypasted code from Q3Arena and obfuscated shit so everyone pretends to understand it, and a near infinite noise-signal ratio shitposting about muh C++ is hard le no it's not, le Rust le Golang, le rob pike's dick

so go with php just as long as you program something

https://www.owasp.org/index.php/PHP_Security_Cheat_Sheet
https://github.com/domnikl/DesignPatternsPHP

neat links
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>>54857660
google "PHP: a fractal of bad design"
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>>54857755
>2012
Is it still relevant?
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Have you used the language? If yes, have you ever used a different language?

If you haven't used PHP yet, just use it and you'll see. If you have only used PHP and don't realize why everyone knows it's so terrible, just try using something else. You should see.

If you know PHP and other language and you STILL don't get just how bad it is, you are in the wrong business. You are like a carpenter who doesn't know the difference between a stone and a hammer.
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The amount of use a programming language gets is proportionate to the amount of hate it receives.

PHP gets used a lot so it gets a lot of hate.

PHP is also used exclusively for making money, not just jerking off, so /g/ hates it for that as well.

Also PHP is an old-fashioned web language, not hip and cool like Ruby and Python so that too gets it hate just because it's old.
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laravel's pretty sweet but unfortunately theres no jobs near by so ill just stick to rails
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>>54857881
Just tell me what's wrong with it, faggot.
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>>54858143
Don't feel like it. Just read any of the hundreds of articles online complaining about it.
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>>54858143
He doesn't know. He probably hates Java as well because that's what some autist on /g/ told him to hate.
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>>54857660

Because there are much, much, much superior alternatives
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>>54857724
Most of /g/ are transvestites weeaboos and they don't know how to code...
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>>54857831
Some things have been taken care of, but most problems still remain.
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>>54859416
>much superior

How come everyone on /g/ sugs at gramer?
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>>54858103
what php frameworks are worth except laravel? or should i stick with just php
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Because Haskell exists
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>>54857743
see >>54861309
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php7 is >okay
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>>54861359
Is it backwards compatible?

There's no way you could make a backwards compatible PHP without it being shit.
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