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>demand equality
>want to be treated like an empowered snowflake for being a codemonkey
>>54855466
at least that abomination weeds out the non-touchtypers
Fucking hell
Don't see nufin wrong here
>>54855537
>>54855494
it looks like the server room of my old job
>arch cuck trigger warning
Well im out. Dump you Pajeets
>>54855510
>>54855880
HTC m8/m9/m10
![1464395432704[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3jeDosN.png "1464395432704[1].png")
![[gasping for air].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rDq691t.jpg "[gasping for air].jpg")
>>54857158
oops, meant to post this classic.
>>54855659
my keks were heard all over the country.
![GTX-1080-nvidia-pascal-1920-x-1080[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4z3wPC5.jpg "GTX-1080-nvidia-pascal-1920-x-1080[1].jpg")
>>54855618
>can't believe this is real.
>do the research
>it's all real
I have no face for this.
>>54855540
kek
>>54855554
Mass Effect 2?
>>54855461
>Tech Cancer
mechanical keyboard
>>54855494
bitcoin farm?
>>54855618
Aside from all the pony faggotry, that resume is pretty fucking solid.
>>54855618
This autist got to work for NIST. Why even live.
>>54859390
Hey, look on the bright side. At least you're not a horsefucker like him, right anon?
>>54857449
I've seen the insides of industrial vaccuum cleaners that look cleaner than that.
>>54859450
[spoiler]There's nothing wrong with the show, though. It's just harmless cutesy shit.[/spoiler]
>>54859499
So... horsefucker and no job at NIST.
Congrats dude.
>>54855510
>Sony's audio system
>Nokia's battery
>Blackberry's security
>Samsung's memory
>MEMORY
>iphone's camera
fuck you and whoever made that stupid meme
>>54855618
i would hire this faggot, then fuck him
>>54855618
I'm gonna shit on his gmail now
>>54859661
I love MGR memes.
>>54855461
If they touch type its ok
>>54855461
>>54857173
Two classics then.
>>54855494
eyesore
>>54855554
>>54858587
Normal Windows
>>54857226
wtf
>>54859765
Why is his desktop performing like shit?
>Falling for 12 gib ram in 2011 and buying extended warranties
Such a good goy.
>>54859499
Damn man he gave you one out, to not be a horse fucker, and you still went horse fucker.
Heil!
>>54855659
>Arch get him too?
good&lost
>>54859765
>One TERABYTE Hard Drive
Every fucking time.
>>54857226
>>54859810
gets wet
>>54858587
Silence of the lambs
Mass Effect 1
>>54859765
>Foxconn
Stopped reading
>>54859499
sorry bro
>horsefucker
>>54855510
am I the only one who thinks this is kind of reasonable?
>>54855540
kük
>>54855537
This
>>54857226
>plug in hdmi port
>water comes out of the other end
Pure motherfuckin' magic.
>>54859765
>dell
>gaming
>mouse
Do those even exist
>>54859817
Not enough ram power
>>54855582
Kek'd. I must've missed that one many times.
>>54855659
You raff you roose.
>>54855510
>Nokia battery
So a 700mAh brick battery?
Neat.
>>54859765
>fell for the 12 gigabytes of ram power meme
>>54857226
>cooling directly to your cpu
>>54859661
I'm gonna shit on your drive and laugh with my friends with codes XD
>>54859765
>memory with 12gb of RAM powerrrrr
>>54857226
>oito the smart solution
>universal hdmi to H2O Adapter
>plug your HD XL Hose to your computer
>direct cooling to your CPU
>download mineral water from the Web
>don't use with other kind of liquid
>>54862102
He obviously meant battery life, you fucking autismo.
>>54863643
More of a funny one
>>54863697
>download mineral water from the web
Kek
>>54857449
did this guy dump molten candle wax all over his keyboard or what?
>>54863995
Probably semen mixed in with that half eaten sausage
>>54864175
Talking of which, I applied for a trainee deckhand job today.
>>54864387
Yes very droll, now lick my banjo string u fag
>>54864385
On purpose? Why?
>>54864533
Because I think it will be interesting. Makes a nice change to programming all day.
>>54857449
I remember that thread
>>54864560
but will you be able to browse dank memes
>>54864613
Holy shit, should have never left his parents' basement. It is a he, right? right?
>>54864617
Probably not. Apparently it's going to be "at least" 6 weeks out at sea and I have no idea what my access to tech will be. OTOH I'll probably be too tired all the time to browse memes, dank or otherwise.
>>54864687
did you just abbreviate 'on the other hand'? why? what is this world coming to?
>>54855494
Lmao are those fans actually doing anything?
>>54855510
Iphone camera is currently the worst. Is that the joke?
all these are the worst qualities of each
>>54864909
Just felt like desu m8
>>54864687
Have fun anon
>>54860562
thats actuallly a pretty easy fix.
>>54865244
>>54865244
Do Pajeets take care of their tech? Or do they poo in it as well
>>54863730
Are you sure?
It doesn't say battery life in the image, and even if true it's really easy. Use your phone as much as you used one of those nokias and battery life should be roughly the same, if not much better. People forget that they didn't spend 10 hours a day shitposting on those old Nokias.
>>54865329
>implying that the twitter nigglet who made the meme knows what mAh capacity
>>54865331
Holy kek, this retard deserves it
>>54864560
Deckhanding fucking blows, dude. If you are not strong, enjoy listening to old country bumpkin fucks treating you like dirt, and working like a slave in every element, you will hate it.
Speaking from experience. I said fuck that shit. It was worse than being in the Corps.
>>54864687
>>54865372
Nevermind that post. I assumed you would be running barges on the river. No idea what it's like being on a proper ship at sea.
>>54859817
>520 GTX
Or since it's an mmo maybe shitty network
>>54865398
Wet, probably.
>>54864175
>>54857449
iirc this one was actual semen. Months of it.
I had this happen a few weeks ago.
>>54855537
Triggered!
>>54865022
yes, they're moving air.
>>54865490
Oh the line doodles were probably not important anyway xD
>>54855685
god damn that piece of shit
worthless cunt making 9gag
>>54865563
Yeah moot is a fag isnt he
actually this is chemo
>>54865331
>i just luv the clean looks of apple products
>beadazzling ensues
>>54865391
Windows.
amirite?
>>54865682
BETTER GET MY OTHER PHONE AND TAKE A PIC
>>54865509
>I'll just claim it on warranty
Even if it worked and was ethically free from question it still doesn't weigh up.
>>54859253
>>54865361
>proprietary amd rx480 power supply
>>54865609
>>54865163
>tfw your pull out game weak
>>54863697
Thank you for your translation services, friend.
>>54859765
>>54863769
I woke up my room mate.
>>54865391
I really hope the on button is the tip of the penis
>>54855704
Lol I actually had this happen to my old iPhone 5S charger. Plugged it in, did some shit, came back and the thing was fucking smoking.
>>54860562
That was stupid enough the first time it was posted. Reposting it only makes you look retarded.
>>54855582
To anyone who has used PHP, this really shouldn't come as a surprise.
>>54857449
>untended graves.jpg
Everyone get in here! Everyone get in here! Everyone get in here! Everyone get in here!
>>54859765
>intel quadra processor
>geforce 520
Color me triggered.
>>54860665
you know dell owns alienware, right?
>>54859765
funny how the main problem is that one number, the "2" in "520"
media center tier gpus don't tend to run new games all that well
>>54867562
PHP should be renamed to "Improv"
>>54863643
Pretty neat desu, collections like this are cool regardless of the product.
>>54865107
The person who made it probably only cares about Snapchat quality (clued in by the cuckphone emoji's). Android Snapchat looks worse compared to iOS Snapchat because the dev is a iPhone fanboy and the app doesn't actually take a picture on Android like it does on iOS.
>>54857158
I actually agree with most of this
>>54865509
You never go full retard!
>>54869437
>swastika
>>54863643
Always bought OEM, now I'm sad I don't have all those nice boxies to show.
>>54857449
I remember this thread like it was yesterday. Dear god that shit made me gag.
>>54869424
What the fuck is this?
>>54866134
Fuck
>>54869424
Does it still work?
>>54855482
Video always related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5zrdTb-yI
>>54869521
amd cpu in the summer
>>54855659
>>54865331
Did he put sapphires under his screen?
>>54855704
Cheep ass resisters.
>>54869424
>TryingToRunDoomOnHighOnAnRX480.jpg
>>54869424
he summoned Satan into his pc for more power
>>54869437
a s s t h e t i c s
>>54867562
This. Half the language is functional, the other half is OOP. You just have to guess which one it is for the function you are trying to call
>>54864613
>A.Le.Coq
>Lapin Kulta
Estonianfag spotted.
>>54863769
Old math teacher did something similar as a kid. Did a dir and and a print screen at the same time. Cue the only printer in town, printing 100 pages of file names.
>>54870547
Or finfag
>>54870610
yeah when they poor finfags buy from estonia.
>>54858825
Underpated roast
>>54870690
Underoasted paste
>>54870658
Those are finnish beer cans. The recycle logo gives it away. Sauce; am finnish
>>54870851
b-but german peanuts in first pic.
>>54872004
You can actually get those from quite a few shops up here. We have Lidl also, ya know?
>>54857226
Is this how you Watercool your GPU?
>>54872183
ok, i didn't know.
the keylegends also look finnish to me.
>>54857226
>man -> woman
wat?
>>54855659
oh god keked so hard
>>54872567
male connector to female connector
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_of_connectors_and_fasteners
>>54869424
Death to Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!!
>>54869437
Somehow I find that fascinating
>>54873864
looks like a dragon
>>54872567
male connector to female connector
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_of_connectors_and_fasteners>>54873908
>>54873840
>that fake carbon fiber
>>54855500
Nope, if you look carefully there are letters on the keycaps.
>>54855659
top bantz
>>54860562
>2016
>trying to write to a read-only file system
>>54865318
>acer
i'm ok with this
>>54855461
>Tech
>Cancer
>>54873216
What's wrong with this one?
>>54855582
>Rasmus Lerdorf
>Breaking the web
irony intentional or unintentional?
>>54855461
>tech cancer
/g/
either edgy 12yo, unskilled "programmers", gamers, applefags, microcucks, neckbeards, weebs or retards who don't have a clue about anything...
>>54859765
I'm brand fucking new. Can someone explain what's so wrong here?
>>54875482
"12 gigabytes of RAM power" - its just... that isn't how you say it has 12GB of RAM
>>54875482
Back in our time, we just lurked moar rather than ask for spoonfeeding.
>>54859765
dear god
>>54875482
because he spent 2100$ on a computer with the performance of a 300$ computer
>>54876258
That's 5 years ago, when a gtx 550 costs 600$
>>54857226
It has to be illegal to sell something so blatantly false. It's just as bad as that wipe-on electricity-saving fluid.
>>54874243
what about that post is wrong?
>>54876697
I was wondering too. If anything it's wrong that macros are faster than inlined functions, but that's not the highlighted part.
>>54874834
If nothing else, the millimeter-think crust of dust and crud that it's covered in.
>>54870547
I've never met a single Estonian who drank Lapin Kulta
>>54869738
Gotta get that Sapphire RX 480 pre-release, yaddamean?
>>54876697
>>54876728
recommending non-trivial macros in 2016 is absolutely haram
>doesn't carry over to any other language except C++
>bypasses the type system
>hampers tool support
>unintended side effects (consider MAX(1, atoi(gets()))
>zero performance benefit (in semi-modern compilers) over a static function
>>54875482
>Bought from Best Buy
>Invoking a Geeksquad computer expert as a legitimate authority
>There's no such thing as a Dell gaming mouse
>There's no such thing as an Intel quadra processor
>ram power
>A whole TERABYTE of disk space
>400 W is quite substandard for a PSU
>Separate sound card in any way whatsoever, but also that "Sound Blaster" unqualified refers to an 80s sound card
>A GeForce 520 is an entry-level, budget option video card
>In a "gaming computer"
>For $1500, when it's worth at most half of that
>Paying $600 extra for extended warranties
>Implying any game would run fast on that piece of crap
>Also listing specs that have obviously nothing to do with performance
>Berating game devs when he obviously doesn't know the first thing
It would be easier to point out the things that are right with it.
>>54876853
It seems to have referred to C rather than C++, though.
>recommending non-trivial macros in 2016 is absolutely haram
You are absolutely haram. Please kill yourself and take your metaprogramming phobia with you.
>>54876950
>macros
>metaprogramming
just no
>>54870547
Or Russia fag
Because of Lapin kulta but that keyboard rules it out tho
Classic
>>54855494
That physically hurt me.
>>54857537
What was that anon replying to?
>>54855526
>Implying it's useful for anything else
>>54876971
When you're doing C, there aren't really any alternatives, though.
>>54855582
do you really have to repost the same shit ive already read ten times? this is even more obnoxious than /v/ images, at least theyve got pretty pictures to queue you when you are supposed to laugh and at least throws the text all over the image in unique areas this just repeats exactly what i just read not even 80 pixels from one another
>>54877196
ponyfag's job application letter
>>54865432
What the hell is that thing holding the cord? Tell me that isn't a human hand...
>>54870398
is nvidia paying you to spam every single thread you can about the rx480 being shit or something? you dont even know anything about it, its completely irrational to spam shit like this
>>54877905
I just made the funny joke you big phooey
>>54869555
>Pro Gayming
deserved it
>>54859765
Lost hard when I first read this
>>54855461
>Lucky Strikes
Niggas got taste, I'll give him that.
>>54865477
This has happened twice for me on my two last laptops.
Really sucks losing a usb port on a laptop.
>>54855526
>firewire
>>54869530
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT YOUR LAPTOP ON THE STOVE
FUCK I HATE PEOPLE
>>54865432
Same thing happened to me
>>54878949
Looks like a Vaporwave album cover
>>54865552
They're only there to make it look sciency and stuff :^).
>>54865490
How is it possible to be so stupid? Part of me respects the mindset to take problems into one's own hand, but that's just stupid.
>>54865951
Why'd the mods delete the resume? Fuck you guy
>>54855582
what's wrong with strlen?
>>54865377
That looks like sabotage of some sort.
Like that part in the beginning of Die Hard.
>>54865682
This was /b/'s doing if I remember correctly?
>>54866134
These people exist and walk among us daily.
>>54883016
So do these.
>>54865682
>>54869424
Tetsuooo!!!!!!
>>54857226
the hell
>>54882987
yeah, i don't have the pic they made promoting it, but it was pretty great
>>54877319
>ive already read ten times?
Maybe you should gtfo 4chan for awhile and get a life loser.
>>54855540
good one
>>54863995
>molten candle wax
i wish i was that innocent
>>54866024
>being buttmad in a non gpu thread
I get it though. This is technology cancer. Well played.
>>54875540
I've been here since 2014 and that was never the case you retarded newfag.
>>54883287
Fucking kek
>>54883016
he's not bad
he just "don't know" what he's doing but he has confidence in himself
which makes him a dangerous person
>>54865163
>inb4 it still works just fine
>>54866134
holy shit how did he get his hands on that insane piece of kit
>>54873840
delet this
