new macbookpro retina
>butterfly keys like the macbook
>an oled bar at the top to replace function keys
>4 usb-c ports and a headphone jack
Here's a pic of the sides
>>54842586
>no function keys
What.
How am I going to use htop etc now?
looks amazing. apple outdid themselves yet again
can't wait to pre-purchase this
>>54842586
2 rupees have been deposited in your shit wiping hands Rajeesh!
>>54842586
So macs have no function now?
>>54842653
>now
>>54842586
>nothing but USB-C
Disgusting
macfag here
super mad they're taking away my function keys for no fucking reason
fuck you apple
>>54842683
function keys are not needed for posting on facebook so why would you need them on a macbook pro?
>>54842596
No one cares Pajeet.
>>54842586
If they have shallow butterfly keys like macbook. MacBooks are dead to me.
>>54842683
Why would you need function keys on a facebook machine?
Glad I got one while it still had HDMI
>>54842736
epik meme
>>54842586
When you can't innovate, imitate.
>>54842586
>shitbook pro
>now with negative keytravel
>>54842850
FIRE UP THOSE PHOTOCOPIERS CUPERTINO
>>54842683
>>54842736
>le macs are a facebook machine
>literally every good programmer i know uses apple
>>54843416
>macs
>not facebook machines
Well shilled Pajeet.
>>54843464
ebin
Looks like I may finally be migrating to linux or something.
>>54843416
And literally every good programmer I know uses mac or windows. I counter you anecdote with my own.
>>54843588
linux* or windows, fuck
>>54843588
>And literally every good programmer I know uses mac or windows.
exactly
>>54843588
>some use hardware, others use software
Get it right you fucking twit. Apple's OS is not "Mac," it's "OS X."
>>54842950
>FIRE UP THOSE PHOTOCOPIERS CUPERTINO
>this was the real reason Apple almost bought Xerox
>>54843618
Read next post retard.
>>54843624
Read next post retard.
>>54842586
I feel better and better about buying a mid2012 15" MBP.
Last model to have a replaceable battery, HDD, ram and ODD. Also AG screen.
Thanks Apple.
>>54843670
You posted that while my post was waiting for the cooldown retard. My point stands, you're a faggot who uses hardware names for software.
>>54843690
No, I'm someone who literally wrote the wrong word while typing a sentence, because I was thinking about the post topic while typing.
You, on the other hand are an insufferable faggot who will grasp at any straw to try to somehow disprove the fact anecdotal evidence isn't evidence. That was the point of my post, by the way. Just in case you missed it.
>>54843794
There's enough idiots that call OS X "Mac" for me to be able to justify correcting you for doing such a thing. Fuck off.
Macbook PRO
>no function keys
Apple has no idea what they're doing anymore
Cook is taking everybody for a wild ride and there's no way off
>>54842596
wow. I came in my pants
>>54842710
poor people cant afford macs why participate in this thread?
>>54842710
Function keys are used by the system for media control and window management
I bought a 2015 in February, and all I wanted was some buyers remorse. This is worse
>>54844088
Nah you did good. Butterfly keys are literally cancer.
>>54842586
Is my idea or Tim Cook is trying to ruin the mac brand on purpose?
>>54844121
That's what I mean, I wanted something to lust after, an easy upgrade in a few years. Now I'll have to consider Windows or something
>>54843816
Well prepare to get meme'd, it's gonna be renamed MacOS
>>54844149
Even then calling it Mac won't be correct you dipshit.
>>54844149
Who doesn't call it that already? "OS Ten" - which one?
>>54842669
underrated
>>54844168
>"OS Ten" - which one?
Same as when someone says Windows, assume latest unless otherwise specified.
>I use OS X
>I use OS X El Capitan
>I use OS X 10.11
Quit being retarded
>>54844194
That's not what I mean. Plenty of operating systems have a version ten, you can't just say that. "I use laptop 13 inch" "I have car mark IV". Mac OS is the name, X is the version
poorfags buthurt over a decent laptop that can also run windows or linux or whatever.
Go buy chinkshit then, faglords.
>>54844227
OS Ten is the name
>>54844230
I'm butthurt because a very decent brand of laptops is being ruined every year thanks to the imbecile ideas of a bong and a faggot.
>>54842603
Uncomfortably.
Looking modern > Ergonomics
But, if you bought a mac, you're interested in looks first, so why are you using ugly but functional software?
>>54844295
>But, if you bought a mac, you're interested in looks first
>>54844295
>source: my ass
>>54844230
>macshit
>decent
Poo in loo Pajeet.
>>54842586
>Butterfly keys
>>54844339
>muh ugly core 2 duo thinkpad
>>54844412
XPS 13 you fucking retard.
>>54844422
>XPS 13
It's like you enjoy get dicks in your eye.
>>54844448
>macfag talks about gay shit
Business as usual.
>>54844465
>projecting this hard
Enjoy your core 2 duo shit.
>>54844481
The XPS 13 is faster than any 13" mac with better battery life, you fucking imbecile.
>>54844494
>core 2 duo
<faster than a i5 or i7 processor
Why thinkpad owners are so imbecile?
Jesus fucking Christ they must not talk to anyone who actually uses a MacBook Pro for professional shit. They keep removing shit that works.
>>54844545
Nice english, pajeet.
So at what point does the keyboard just become one button with which you can control Siri/typing?
>>54844552
Name a single person that doesn't use their Pro as a web browsing appliance.
>>54844612
Go to a university campus, professors, students, they're everywhere.
>>54844593
When Apple run out of ways to get cheap marketing by removing useful stuff.
>>54844592
Thanks. I learned with a thinkpad
>>54844046
>I make wasteful purchases, therefore I'm rich.
>>54842586
I've been pricing Latitudes and Thinkpads for a Week, in case this was true.
Wondering if I should jump on the memorial day sale in case these pics are real, and not bullshit.
If this shit is true, it is an unbelievable fuck-up by Cook & Ives.
Lenovo tried the function strip too with the X1C and got btfo, Apple users are so fucking stupid they might pull this out.
>>54844694
>if you're rich you have to be a jew
>>54844719
Why not XPS 13?
>>54844726
The function strip on my X1 Carbon made it unusable - that's exactly why I switched to a Macbook, god fucking damn it.
>>54844657
>XPS 13
>Core 2 Duo
Do some research pajeet
>>54844726
>>54844754
Apple's muscle in their ecosystem means they can force developers to come up with uses for it I suppose
>>54844742
Want the Clit-Mouse
I hate windows trackpads. Tried the XPS last weekend, and it was good, but would much rather just disable the trackpad and use the nub.
>>54844767
But i don't have a Core 2 Duo ugly as sin computer to research.
>>54844754
Should have waited a year for the glorious 3rd gen X1C
Jesus I'm glad I bought a 2015 macbook pro
>no butterfly keys like macbook
>still has function keys
>no disgusting USB C
>no useless oled bar
usb-c? what happened to thunderbolt3?
>>54844754
Apple would probably move the dock down there and an arrow on the right to get all the functions. Sounds like something Apple would do.
>>54844827
is this bait?
keyboard is a matter of preference.
when did usb 3 become something bad?
oled bar will be programmable I'm assuming?
the keyboard is personal preference and debatable.
>>54844652
He said DOESN'T.
>>54844612
Me, mother fucker. I do devops work and live inside iterm2.
>>54844859
USB 3 isn't USB C
>>54844827
>2015 throttlebook pro
ayylmao
>>54844422
>that giant ass bezel with Dell's NoseCam® technology
>>54844922
Fuck off iFag. There's a reason why the XPS 13 is the official laptop of /g/.
>>54842628
Please be joking
>>54844969
Thanks Pajeet! 10 rupees have been deposited to your Dell® account.
>>54844969
Who said I was an Apple user? I'm just making fun of your laptop's flaws. Don't pretend it's perfect because we both know it's not.
>>54845000
>>54845003
Fuck off ishit pajeets.
>>54845022
>he doesn't like my laptop, he's clearly an Apple user
epik
>>54844046
rich people show off by buying yachts
poor people show off by buying apple
>>54844776
Like 3D Touch?
>>54842586
This was the year I was finally going to cave in and buy a macbook pro. If they do that retarded shit I'm not buying it.
Why can't they add one fucking usb 3.0 port instead of usb C?
>>54845035
Does anyone have that pic how of lower, middle, upper class, rich showoff.
>>54842586
>no sd card slot
>no magsafe charger
>no physical function keys
after ten years of using macbooks, I think I will finally look at something else when it's time to upgrade
>>54845099
You can still buy the 2015 or the 2012 anon
>call itself pro but it barely have enough keys for a secretary.
>>54845099
just get an adapter you poor
$25 and it does hdmi vga and you can charge a usb-c device all off a single port if only you werent to poor to own any of these things
>>54845143
It's not about being cucked into buying an adapter, it's the fact you have to use one. What happened to the simplicity of using a Mac?
>no physical escape key
what's going to happen to all those developers who use vim on their macs?
Welp. Probably gonna buy a 2012 rMBP 15 inch. They're about as cheap as a 2015 13 inch and have quad core i7's.
>>54845113
no SCSI port either what the heck???
>>54845174
>not having a 56k port on your thinkpad
>>54845143
More shit to carry around, you can't move with it plugged in without fear of pulling it out or even snapping it. It's not like the side of the laptop couldn't fit another port
>>54845197
i hope it support my ZIP disks i keep all my important PHP and Python code on those
>>54845115
I just wanted a Space Gray MBP but now they've gone and fucked everything up.
>>54845201
why are you afraid to plug it out this isnt loonix its not going to crash shit is hot swappable in the current year
>>54845143
Enjoy your dongles.
>>54845143
The whole point of a laptop is not having to carry around 10 adapters... Why the fuck would I want a portable machine where I need to carry 3-4 adapters to suit all my needs instead of just having it there. I understand that they can't just fit in every fucking port available on earth but this just seems like a classic case of Apple doing something because it looks cool.
>>54845221
>no port replicator at your desk because gosh thatd cost money
its got a 15" screen thats higher quality than anything youll ever afford why do you need HDMI all the time anyway?
>>54842669
>>54845218
I wouldn't be afraid, just annoyed. Especially if I was transferring a large file or something
>>54842683
If no one buys it they'll change it, like lenovo did with the x1 carbon gen 2. Too bad it will sell and apple is too retarded to learn from mistakes
>>54845099
USB c is great dumbass
I mean it shouldnt be ALL the ports, but it's the new standard
>>54845250
>im on 10mb connections here i need to transfer large yaoi comics files to my rickety old HDDs i can only do it over a physical wire while running on a treadmill and i have to HOLD the laptop while i run for some reason
i cant relate to your problems in any way
>>54845258
If anything Apple will double down and make the whole keyboard a touchpad. Soon everyone will be walking around with a giant nintendo DS
![308985250_1de35305c1_z[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GGzljMH.jpg "308985250_1de35305c1_z[1].jpg")
The big question: is glowing apple kill?
>>54845244
It's a notebook -- I use it on the road. That means carrying adapters. If you're going to rely on port replicators at your desk just buy a desktop.
>>54845300
Yeah, because without the glowing apple, what's the point, right? :/
>>54845278
Please look up the definition of standard lmao. I agree that usb C is great but it's not widely adopted and it is not time to remove normal usb ports, maybe in 2 years.
>>54845301
so you transfer large files to old fashioned drives physically located in the car literally while driving on a bumpy road?
>>54845285
Nice projecting, nerd.
>>54844890
>One hour of Prime95 and Furmark
Workloads that will never be experienced outside of stress testing
>>54845319
>Not time to remove old USB ports
We agree then
Looks like the Chromebook pixel is still king
>>54845321
Are you even trying?
>>54845347
>Chromebook
>king
>>54842653
>>54842669
10/10
>>54845390
Name something objectively wrong with it. You can't
I'll even inb4 you attempting to discredit it
>Shit OS
Chromeos is fucking great on a laptop. It's literally the fastest OS for web browsing ever made and is perfectly lightweight and powerful on ulv core i5 processors
Also, you can install Linux on it
>>54845243
The point of having a laptop is that it's portable you fucktard. End of story.
>>54845429
Shit OS
>>54845449
Lmao
Just because you can't play video games on it doesn't mean it's shit
This is how apple reddit cucks react lmao:
>4 PORTS. AMAZING
>HEADPHONE JACK.
WOW THANK YOU APPLE.
>>54845429
It's a literal shitposting machine
You can't do anything else besides web browsing
>>54845459
Doesn't even have a terminal
Leave the thread normie
>>54845159
Probably will finally rebind caps lock to escape. Or use Ctrl-[.
>>54845459
Chromebooks are netbooks, and we decided in 2010 that if you only want to browse the internet you should buy an iPad. If you actually want to create anything or do work, both are equally useless.
>>54845461
ITT: Apple becomes their own meme
>>54845466
>>54845471
Both wrong. Jesus Christ you people are pathetic. 90% of what people do on laptops can be done on Chromebooks. And the pixel is better at almost any other laptop at being a laptop
Notice I'm talking about laptops. If your only computer is a laptop,youre the Normie. Not me.
>>54845501
Not wrong. ChromeOS doesn't give you a terminal. Laptop is locked down so you can't actually install Linux, you have to run it in a VM.
>>54845471
But that's wrong
>>54845501
Laptops are used for work-related purposes though, such as Microsoft Office, Spreadsheets, programming, photoshop - you can't do any of that shit with a chromebook
Apple called it the Apple Pencil and not the iPad pencil or something more specific, do you think it's because more devices like the new rMBPs will support the Apple Pencil?
>>54845512
Yes it does, when my school got Chromebooks I spent nearly all my time sshed into SDF servers playing dopewars
>>54845512
>Chromeos doesn't give you a terminal
Yes it does.next retard.
>>54845528
You can literally do all of that on a Chromebook, and offline too. The only issue would be Photoshop, which can be run through crouton in wine.
>>54842603
Use the Fn key. You could even just switch the functionality around so you need to use the Fn key for the media functions.
Not even mad about the USB-C, but god damn it that keyboard.
>no F-keys
>butterfly keys with one planck length of key travel
Just fuck my shit up senpai. I'm gonna have to stay on this hackintoshed thinkpad until I die.
Programs Chromebooks lack
>Literally all non Google programs
Next
>all these applelels mad that after 3 generations of Macbook Pros they still can't compete with a fucking Chromebook
>>54845461
Why is that funny again? Given the fact people were anxious about Apple removing the headphone jack on the new iPhone, it's only logical that he'd be happy that it's still on the rMBP.
And what other laptop has 4 USB-C ports? Even the Chromebook Pixel only has 2.
It's funny because the rMBP only has 2 USB-A ports, so this is actually an improvement.
>>54845569
>hackenmeme
on the old stale snow leopard build I assume?
>>54845600
checked
>>54845583
Untrue,when I ran Chrome OS Firefox was my main browser. Also let's not forget that on a lot of Chromebooks you can install a real OS.
>>54845583
>Crouton doesn't exist
>Non Google applications don't exist on the chrome web store
>The play store isn't coming to the OS
Topkek. You're literally lying
>>54845602
>only has 2 USB-A ports
And 2 thunderbolt, magsafe, HDMI, SD
>>54845602
It's the most upvoted comment in the thread. He is praising the fact that it has 4 ports as if it was some amazing innovation. Plugging the charger anywhere I want. HEADPHONE JACK AMAZING!
>>54844827
>>no disgusting USB C
How is that a good thing? I already have devices with USB type c connectors that came with type c to type c connectors. The full sized USB to type c cable that came with my phone to connect it to a computer that doesn't have a type c port is like 3 inches. They should stick with one or two USB type c ports on top of all the ports that the previous macbook pros had.
>>54845602
The rMBP also has an SD card reader, an HDMI port, and miniDP.
>>54845620
>on the chrome web store
>play store
This is disgusting
>>54844833
Thunderbolt 3 now uses the USB type c connector, given how much Apple has invested into switching their ecosystem over to thunderbolt, I very highly doubt these USB type c ports aren't also thunderbolt ports.
>>54845622
How many uses does Thunderbolt have again other than mDP out?
I'm sure most people would rather have more USB ports. 2 is too little.
>>54845633
I didn't even realize those were missing. I can understand HDMI now that you have USB-C and 3.1, but the fucking SD reader?
>>54845604
10.10.5, works great. Tried 10.11, worked great too, but El Capitan is just buggy on its own.
>>54845492
If meme magic got Trump to the nomination, it can get Apple to pull ridiculous product designs.
>>54845639
It's a literal fact that using Microsoft office on a Chromebook is a better experience than using ms office on windows, if using the same machine
And the Chromebook pixel is the best laptop hardware ever made
>>54845651
El Capitan is literally Yosemite without the bugs. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>54842586
How much do i need to pay for the 16 usb-c ports configurations.
>>54842586
I actually like Apple's lineup, but jesus christ. This is getting fucking silly. I just wanted a refreshed model of the rMBP, now we've got Tim Cunt's personal dildo paperweight.
Just fuck all my shit up famalam.
>>54845660
>And the Chromebook pixel is the best laptop hardware ever made
No, that's the rMBP./
>Lookup Chromebook pixel
>Battery Integrated 59Wh battery, expected use time 5 hours**
>>54845657
Yup, seems so.
These things are basically fashionable toy computers at this point.
Why even sell the MBA and MBP if they're going to turn all their computers into literal ipads with keyboards?
>>54845651
El Cap is 10.11
>>54845649
I don't use thunderbolt or USB-C. But if you're in a situation where you're using a lot of ports, plug in a charger and a display: you're down to two USB-C on the new one, but would still have a variety of common ports on the old one.
Oh god I didn't notice at first
I thought they were just going to give the media buttons etc its own touch controls, not remove the whole fucking row
>>54842586
This provides immense conviction to my decision to pick an XPS line laptop.
No SD card slot for photography types is a mistake. Every photographer and videographer I know uses those cards, and now they have to get an adapter for their adapters.
I wish Steve were still alive. I'd rather eat shit from his hands than Tim Cucks.
I only read about a quarter of the thread
Do people not realise the FN keys are going onto the bar? It's a touch bar.
>>54845660
>Chromebook pixel is the best laptop hardware ever made
>>54845761
>Do people not realise the FN keys are going onto the bar?
I think that's pretty clear, doesn't make it any less bullshit.
So, instead of holding off on the rMBP '16, I should just buy a 2015 model instead?
>No SDCard
>No USB-A ports
>No HDMI
fuck
>>54845760
>now they have to get an adapter for their adapters.
>a mistake.
That's £1000, please. Oh, you take photos? £1100.
Almost everyone will need the adapter
>>54845804
Hold off and buy one on amazon or something at a lower price.
How long before apple introduces a flat membrane keyboard and eliminates key travel all-together?
>>54845649
>How many uses does Thunderbolt have again other than mDP out?
I think it's most useful as a hub for more ports. I was hoping that Thunderbolt displays with USB hubs built in would take off, but everything that exists, even the non Apple ones, are pretty expensive. It also might gain some traction now that Thunderbolt supports external GPUs for like people who want to use their laptops as gaming PCs.
>>54845827
There's a seller on ebay that's selling one for $1200 brand new (instead of 1500, no taxes either)
I am tempted.
>>54845870
>eBay
Make sure he has a good reputation.
>>54845804
If this 2016 shit is real, those 2015's should sell out fast.
I'd wait until Cook & Ives prove they're this stupid, though.
>>54845687
>>54845764
It's literally flawless. Try to criticize it so I can laugh at you.
>>54845906
I like you.
You make me laugh.
>>54845700
>2013
Wew fucking lad
>>54845660
>shilling for Google this hard
>>54845906
64GB of storage, no expansion options.
>>54845912
>The old model
Try again you ignorant slut
>>54845906
>32GB or 64GB solid state drive
Yuck
>>54845924
My Chromebook from 2010 gets 8hrs battery life even when running a real OS.
>>54842586
DESIGNATED
>>54845939
>No expansion
SD and USB. Next.
>>54844859
>Having no travel is preference
Yes, in the same way scat porn is a matter of preference: you're free to enjoy it, but at the end of the day you're enjoying literal shit.
>>54845961
And the Chromebook pixel 2015 gets 12 hours. I can't believe I've spent this entire thread arguing with people who don't even know that there's two Chromebook pixels
Like Jesus Christ. I'm the person defending Chromebooks way harder than any person should only to spite the memers here and I'm the smart one.
USB c master race
Use a conversion port for everything
>>54845999
Would you mind pointing out where I said there was only one Pixel? I thought we were discussing the original model.
When I was 15 I was in a plane crash and was the only survivor in the alaska wilderness. Lucky for me I had my chromebook and it saved my life.
>>54845968
>dongles
>wires
>protruding sd cards
Anon, does that not defy the point of an ultrabook?
>>54844859
>>54845974
When you are only typing facebook and twitter posts, I suppose key travel does not matter.
>>54846020
Why the fuck would anyone talk about the original model when there's been a new one for over a year now? That's like me saying that I thought we were talking about comparing it to the 2013 macbook pro
>>54846024
This thread would've been better off without (you).
>>54845360
Everytime Apple removes a feature, macfags change the definition of a notebook/ultrabook to accomodate it. I've seen this over and over.
>I can't do X?
>Well ultrabooks aren't supposed to do X anyway
Enjoy your adapters.
>>54846041
Well, when you get a flat 128gb USB drive or an SD card that doesn't protrude, then no it doesn't
The pixel still has a regular USB port
I was shot 7 times but my chromebook stopped the bullets.
>>54845999
This thread is about the new macbook pro.
Why are you talking about some babby machine that serves as life support for a browser?
>>54846080
Like, I honestly want to consider a Chromebook Pixel, but the laptop I have now has 1TB of anime on it, and I would like to have at least half of that on my next device. Streaming doesn't really work that well with bloatgirls.
>>54846048
I was going off >>54845924
If you're going to use the year something that cost >$1000 came out as an excuse when there's another one that came out for free 3 years earlier and still trumps it, it's a poor excuse.
>>54842586
iphone 7 leaks fucking when
I need a good laugh
>>54846134
You could not have proven how inept you are better if you tried
>>54842586
>an oled bar at the top to replace function keys
Pls come back Steve
>>54845620
You have zero clue what the word literally means.
>>54846166
Proprietary headphone connector is more depressing than amusing. One more compatibility problem for no reason
>>54846120
I would never recommend a laptop as a man computer. But for in home, wireless streaming is extremely viable. On my desktop i even keep my movies on a 1tb external HDD and when I need it in the go I just unplug it and bring it with my laptop.
>>54846174
I fail to see the issue with my post. You were using the year it came out as an excuse for its poor battery life.
>>54846198
just carry an adapter everywhere with you ;^)
I also heard that they are going back to the 4s design and it'll be made of glass or some shit.
>>54846235
Yeah, wouldn't be surprise, that was the best design. Now everyone's been forced off it by updates and app support, Apple can sell it back to them again
Anyone else hoping for a better MacBook?
>>54846298
Literally everyone
ITT people pretending they don't look down to use function keys twice a day
>>54846456
>>54846516
Further, the butterfly Keys and *only* 4 USB=C ports are both incredibly dumb moves.
>>54846588
>X is incredibly dumb
Every Apple critic every time Apple moves the industry forward and breaks records
>>54845143
>Portable device, 2012
>"do anything, anywhere"
>"portable" device (desktop replacement), 2015
>GET AN ADAPTER WHY WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING AWAY FROM HOME OR STARBUCKS
>>54845159
If you use a mac you should have rebound caps to a dual purpose ctrl/escape key using karabiner a long, long time ago
The traditional placement for escape will give you "vim pinky"
>>54846656
Keep drinking the kool-aid
>>54846656
USB-C may be the future, and we'll laugh at this thread then. But would it have killed them to include one old fashioned port to make the MBP useful during the time period it will be relevant?
>>54846743
Did it kill them to completely remove flash? Apple are doing us a favor.
>No SD card in our phones means we have to force people to use a USB adapter
shit’s dumb
>>54846806
You can download Flash. You can't download a port, and who knows when you'll be caught out.
>>54846656
Yes, less functional laptops are moving the industry forward. Progress is measured in smaller ports and thinner laptops.
This is not objective improvement. The actual transport standard, not the port form factor, is the only thing that matters. It's a paradigm shift. Part of a paradigm shift towards disposable consumer electronics that cost thousands per pop.
Thinner laptop. Smaller ports.
Buy more adapters. Buy a new laptop when the RAM fails or the battery wanes. Forgot local I/O, give us your data, put it on our servers so we can monetize your patronage and your content, that's, uh, the modern way, not a revival of something everyone desperately wanted away from back when it was the only option if you weren't fucking rich.
>>54846806
Not really. Flash could have easily been the future if it had been FOSS'd and made its way out of the incompetent hands of adobe. Instead, the browser is now flash. The entire web is the next generation of flash. JS and actionscript are closely related, you dip. Let this sink in. Your web browser is now the flash player. Is this forced complexity progress? Is a more bloated web progress because it's more complex and newer? No, it's a paradigm shift.
Welcome to the free market you retards worship so much. Retard consumers with minimum needs and maximum wants determine the direction of everything.
>>54846806
Have keys, won't travel.
>>54846870
You can't
and you can just buy an adapter
>>54846907
Sweet hypotheticals about flash dude. Back to the real world please.
>>54846948
That's great when you need to give a presentation or access a file at short notice. Or should you carry the adapter at all times?
PS you can
>>54846948
>here, we made your laptop worse so you'll have to buy more shit
>>54846984
The real world asked for this dude. The real world is a free market where consumer retards who prioritize entertainment and experience rule, and they fucking wanted this.
They said "woah dude, animated everything, all my web pages are ltitle programs, this is the future, lets make everything in flash"
But adope refused to put something out that was stable, reliable, maintainable, and just fucking open, and therefore suitable to be the platform for the entire web.
Were tech managed in an authoritarian manner we would have just made a new protocol instead of developing with a three language clusterfuck and bloating up the infosphere with "totally not" web apps like 4chan and facebook.
>>54847051
No, you should carry a USB C stick
>>54847071
>why is it better?
>smaller port so you can have a smaller laptop
>okay why is it really better?
>IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE THIN APPLE SAID SO
>UH OH MY SOLDERED IN BATTERY IS SHOT TIME FOR A NEW MACBOOK
>>54847106
>>54847061
Quality rambles
>>54847127
Quality indeed. They shouldn't need to be said because this is all so obvious, but /g/ is full of normalfaggots who actually buy into Microdick/crapple marketing ploys.
Enjoy falling for the scam of the century. I won't enjoy you retards driving the market into the ground so hard it comes back out in the middle of a future dystopian korea.
>no magsafe
Into the fucking trash
>>54847199
you use usb-c
technically, you have more ports than before (1 magsafe + 1 usb-c or 2 usb-c), and therefore you can buy more adapters
also your power adapter is now firmly attached and the trademark apple cord can wear out even faster in the hands of their careless customers
>>54847199
Really? Magsafe gets on my nerves. I've never accidentally pulled a laptop to the floor by the cable, but I always end up disconnecting it over and over if I try to use it anywhere except a desk
The entire world is moving to USB C. Literally every peripheral. Thank you based Apple for making it move even faster.
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>>54847305
What about this one?
>>54842683
You'll dickride them in 2 weeks about some random gimmick.
>>54845343
That's not true and that's not the point. Why give it power it can't use?
Who here actually needs a pro rather than just a regular 12 inch macbook?
>>54847305
And now millions of devices need adapters, but in reality, they're going to be thrown out with the trash.
We're wasting resources and inconveniencing everyone (especially the poor) in the name of smaller ports. This is why the world hates the west.
How is USB-C the future? How is it better? It's not, it's just thinner so your laptop can look better and eventually be barely any thicker than the port itself (but thinness has quickly diminishing returns to the point of becoming a disadvantage, so why do you fucking want it?)
The answer to everything is "tech companies want you to buy more of their shit"
>>54847457
It's better technology you dipshit
