>want to order pizza online
>order website refuses to even show up unless I run a nonfree javascript program
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
Cook something by yourself, you fat fuck.
Oh hello guys, I am a pathetic freetard who just migrated to linuks and want everybody to use it as well, so I expect everybody to be as "freedumz conscious" as me, so I refuse to use anything "non-free" (even though it's javascript and so the source is there for everyone to see), and assume everybody uses the same stuff as me, so I go out of my way to get into situations where somebody else uses software I don't like just so I can jerk off to me being superior because I use my freedum respecting software and pretend to be annoyed because others don't and they expect their customers to use mainstream technology and not account for sparse isolated cases of alienated freedum jerkoffs like me, and so I make a thread everyday in /g/ with the same pic of an anime girl crying, just to complain that people use stuff that I've been using for most of my life anyway but now I want to feel superior because I just discovered free software and masturbate while listening to rms preach his bullshit based on ideas he stole from projects that existed long before he came into the show
>>54820945
stfu
>>54820751
You can just call the pizza place or just walk there, no need to make a thread for this.
>>54821440
Not entirely sure op knows how to operate a phone, or is at this point capable of walking anywhere...
>>54821440
Don't you usually decide on something to order before calling the place?
If you don't have a printed menu from a previous visit, how do you know what to order?
I normally order a #42 or a #44.
>>54820751
post what you want and your full address and i'll order it for you
>>54821440
>call
Using the constantly tracking mobileshit or the NSA-tapped landline?
https://nonfree.pizza/
I love posting this every thread
>decide to order pizza by calling
>"pizza hut, how may I help you"
"yes I'd like 3 large CPs (cheese pizzas)"
>"okay, now before I can put your order in, we need you to execute some minified javascript code that I will dictate to you over the phone. are you ready to type this down?"
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
>>54820751
> ordering pizza
PROPRIETARY FOOD
> using a cookbook
> cooking by yourself (compiling your food = eating gentoo)gcc food.c
= free and opensource food
>>54820945
>even though it's javascript and so the source is there for everyone to see
just like the C source code is there for everyone to see amirite, just listen to the processor
>>54821510
If they're onto you, scheduling a pickup over the phone or telling the pizza delivery guy your address might not be the best course of action.
At this point you're better off just picking the ingredients up from a store in a different neighborhood so you can lose any followers on your way back.
>>54821579
>He doesn't program in CHEF
>>54820751
>want to browse /g/
>notice the same fucking shitpost is still made by OP forcing his unfunny shit meme
>>54821652
What if Programming Languages were Food?
C:
> cookbook + ingredients bought from local farmers / small shops (from the good ol' days)
Java:
> still have cookbook
> going into the nearest supermarket to buy ingredients
> use some premade mixtures
JavaScript:
> buying frozen pizza
VisualBasic:
> Burger King
ASM:
> growing your own plants
> having chickens, pigs, cows, sheep
> building own oven and cooking tools
> writing an own cookbook (experimenting what tastes good)
> burning food + house
> starting all over
Quick, someone test if this stil works
https://github.com/coryarcangel/Pizza-Party-0.1.b
>>54821662
Forced memes are best memes.
>all these newfags responding to stale copypasta
>>54822033
Not liking old copypasta
al dente
>>54820945
>""""source"""" is there
>implying minified code is source code
>implying having the source available means it's open source
>implying open source means it's free
>>54822369
Open source is free, unless you mean free as in beer like a retard.
>>54822369
You have to accept that some people just don't grapst the Idea of "Free Software".
>>54822411
*graps
captcha: FISHART
>>54822456
**grasp (goddamn!)
Javascript is not non-free
inb4 stallman pastasauce
>>54822405
Open source is a development mindset, free software is a sociopolitical ethical movement.
>>54822502
C is not non-free
I guess everything written in C is free, right?
>>54821579
>PROPRIETARY FOOD
we need proprietary food fags to gtfo
>>54821440
Telephone networks are non-free botnets.
>>54822542
You don't get it
>>54822588
no u
>>54822597
You don't even understand why, or what rms means with "non-free javascript", since he doesn't mean javascript is non-free
>>54822564
>we need proprietary food fags to gtfo
If you want to die of cancer, please do it.
WE WANT TO LIVE, WE WANT TO BE FREE!
FUCKING NORMAL FAG GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!
>>54820751
>doesn't order from a website because of a "non free" javascript program
>posts his gripes on a proprietary source 4chan imageboard
Just fuck off.
>>54822542
>people who didn't even bother to listen to some of the shortest explanations of Free Software
>>54822614
Javascript is a language, C is a language.
Programs written with C can be nonfree, and programs written with Javascript can be nonfree.
If a program doesn't have a free software license, it is nonfree.
>>54821583
>hurr durr I don't know the difference between source and binary
The processor doesn't work with C code. It works with machine code, which is compiled from C (or any other high-level language). That's like saying buying a burger is equivalent to having access to the recipe. Whereas javascript, at least client-side, is nominally open-source, as you can just open it up and view it. But it may not be open-source in a practical sense, as it may be obfuscated, or interface with server-side software that is not open-source. Additionally, even if it is fully open-source, if it has a license restricting what you can do with it, it is not truly free software.
>>54822405
Incorrect. For all intents and purposes, open source DOES imply free as in free beer, since open source + free compiler/interpreter gives you an executable binary. Of course, this doesn't apply for obscure languages that DON'T have a free compiler/interpreter. But the real issue is freedom in the legal sense, insofar as open-source software may still have a license forbidding you from doing certain things with the source.
>>54822502
Javascript can most definitely be non-free.
>>54822614
Just because a language is free doesn't mean everything written in that language is free.
>>54820751
what pizza shop you want to buy pizza from has a website, never mind one that runs js for anything?
>>54820751
Well since you're an anime fag you should starve to death it's natural for weak to die out.
>>54822676
>Javascript can most definitely be non-free
Based on what?
>>54822717
If it's obfuscated, or under a non-free license.
>>54822632
what
>>54822745
Do you consider javascripts to be mostly non-free?
>>54822717
>How can a program which doesn't respect my freedoms be nonfree?
>tfw having to buy frozen pizza and cook it myself
>>54822765
It depends on the specific example. Most javascript on commercial websites is very heavily obfuscated. Non-obfuscated javascript is usually found only in things like random generate websites and personal websites and the like.
>>54822776
>JavaScript
>program
Kys
>>54822823
So the only javascripts you know of are the small scripts that run in your browser?
>>54822745
>>54822823
>obfuscated
Even if a javascript program is sent as source, it still needs either a license or being in the public domain.
>>54822835
You think it being interpreted rather than compiled means it's not a program?
>>54822835
http://slither.io
Gee, pure markup sure has come a long way.
>>54820751
Wait, how is javascript nonfree? The source code is right there as you enter the page. Oh wait, this is about "licenses", isn't it? "Muh open-sores vs freedoom xD" shit, isn't it?
>>54821440
Nearest pizza place is a 14 mile walk.
>calling
And use the nonfree telephone network? No thank you.
>>54822880
To qualify as open source, the source must be in a readable, usable format. I mean, you can "view the source" of any executable file just by opening it in a hex editor, but that doesn't mean it's open source software. And to qualify as free software, it must be open-source AS WELL AS not having license restrictions on what you can do with it.
>>54822835
>turing complete language
>scripts aren't programs
Sure thing kid.
>>54822880
The "source code" for a work means the preferred form of the work for making modifications to it. "Object code" means any non-source form of a work.
>>54822917
There's a very big difference between minifying and machine bytecode
>>54822917
If you're going to cry about minified code, there's something called UglifyJS. Use it.
>>54822952
If you're going to cry about compiled code, there are these things called decompilers. Use them.
>>54822965
You're an idiot, seriously
>What are source maps?
>>54822965
>If you're going to cry about compiled code
When did I do that?
>>54822979
>You're so much of an idiot, in fact, I won't explain why that analogy doesn't work. It would be trivial to do, but instead I'm going to waste a post telling him he's wrong without a single argument. That's much easier.
>>54820751
>>54823002
Are you going to actually listen if i explain it to you?
>>54823027
Why don't you try it and see? If it's so obvious, it should take no effort at all.
If you need validation, go ahead and explain. I'm listening.
>>54820751
>using a closed sourcw pizza recipe
>>54821529
Does anyone know what the original scene is about? I generally don't watch anime, but I'm curious why she's crying
>>54823161
>I can't read subtitles
>>54823198
Original scene, not the meme subs
>>54823211
That is the original scene you baka.
>>54820751
>when natural selection kicks in
>>54822944
>bytecode
>>54823253
>the original scene
>[crying sounds] is translated as ">tfw botnet wants me to starve"
Japanese is so deep.
>>54821828
Haskell:
>notepad with a description of what it would've been like if you actually ate food written on it
>>54823027
>1 hour later
>>54821828
You have the wrong idea about ASM. It's more like C but with simpler syntax and fewer libraries.
I make single page applications, with Webpack obscuring the hell out of my source code.
Zero fucks given.
Don't use any of my apps if you don't want to. - I'm in it for the money, not to cater to neckbeard.
>>54820945
Were you saving this for this thread or did you type it all up just now?
