What is the most obfuscated hello world you can write in your language of choice?
Who cares.
>>54780464
Which language is that?
>>54780442
Lain kills god at the end snd you find out she never existed.
Worst fucking shit I have ever watched dont even fucking bother watching it.
To stay on topic brainfuck is the language.
brainfuck because brainfuck
>>54780738
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↘ ← ↙↙↘ ↙↘ ↙ ↑ ↘←
↘ ↑↕ ← ↓↓↑ ↙ ←
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↗↓ ↑↑ →↖ ↙← ↓ ↘
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↑ → ↘ → ↙
↘ ↙ ←↙
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↓ ↘ → ↘ ↙ ←
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↙ ↓ →↗→↖↑ ↑ ↑
↗↖ ↑→ ↙↓ ↙
↑ ↗ ↔ ↖↙←↙↓↖
↗↔ ↕ ↑ → ↙
↘ ←↗ →↖ ↘ ↕ ← ↖ ⤡
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>>54780516
How can Lain be real if there is no God.
>>54780874
>>54781040
fuck off. you dont know those. anyone can go to esolangs. write something in a language you know. thats the point of this thread faggots
>>54781204
I used Wikipedia.
I'll write it in JavaScript, include 7MB worth of libraries, and have multiple XSS vulnerabilities.
#include <stdio.h>
int JUST(int l) {
if(!l) return 288>>2;if(l==1) return l+100;
if(l==2 || l==3 || l==9) return 108;if(l==4 || l==7) return 111;
if(l==5) return 64>>1;if(l==6) return l+113;
if(l==8) return l+106; if (l==10) return l+90;
}
int main() {
int i;
for(i=0;i<11;i++) putchar(JUST(i));
return 0;
}
Hello world in javascript: http://pastebin.com/WFA0JtLV
>>54781040
Doesn't compile. It gives an error to the 9th line.
>>54782961
Does that thing work? If so, I think we have a winner.
>>54783005
It works
>>54783005
It does. Try it in your browser's javascript interpreter.
>>54782961
Java script best script.
>>54781752
underrated post
>>54780442
Step aside, fucking amateurs
http://pastebin.com/ppHuAj9p
<html>
<body>
<p><b><mark>"Hello World"</mark></b></p>
</body>
</html>
>>54782961
Not even best JavaScript hello world
http://pastebin.com/R5nsu47r
>>54780516
She never existed because she reset everything so she'll never have existed. It's a pretty bittersweet ending.
>>54780757
>>54780874
>>54781040
>>54782779
>>54782961
>>54783269
Still simpler than java
>>54781040
What happens if you did the konami code in that language?
>>54783344
pshhpublic class HelloWorld{
public static void main(String[] args){new HelloWorld();)
public HelloWorld(){helloWorld("hello world");)
public void helloWorld(String s){if(!s.isEmpty()){new Letter(s.charAt(0)); helloWorld(s.substring(1));}}
private class Letter{public Letter(char c){System.out.print(c);}}
}
>>54783365
You summon Cyber Akuma and unleash Shun Goku Satsu
cd
cd
cd code
ls
ls
cd hello world
pwd
cd code
>>54783434
kek
This prints Hello World some time next year. Just let it run until then.import os, time
if (time.time() > 1500000000):
print "Hellow World"
exit()
time.sleep(0.1)
source = open("program.py","r")
tag = str(time.time())
newfile = open("program" + tag + ".py","w")
newfile.writelines(source.readlines())
source.close()
newfile.close()
os.system("python program" + tag + ".py")/code]
>>54785927
I came from the future to confirm it.
Salve, munde.
>>54783434
Karlie?
Print Hello World
>>54782961
>>54783005
>>54783022
Coding noob here, can someone explain how this works? How does a bunch of symbols and brackets compile?
#!/usr/bin/perl
use feature 'say';
@prog = (112, 29289, 28276, 8226, 26725, 27756, 28448, 30575, 29292, 25634);
my $str = "";
foreach my $x (@prog) {
$str.= sprintf("%04x", $x);
}
$str =~ s/^00//;
$str =~ s/([0-9a-f]{2})/chr(hex($1))/egi;
eval $str;
>>54780516
I need to rewatch that. where is it streaming?
>>54789080
>streaming
Smuganimegirl.jpg
>>54780516
I thought Lain just committed suicide at the end because she went loopy from her obsession with conspiracies.
>>54789080
>streaming when the blu ray remaster is available
>>54789110
wtf is wrong with streaming?
>>54789157
>physical medium maymay
oh so id have to buy the medium and a drive just to watch it. hulu has all kinds of anime there, ill see if they carry it.
>>54789187
just fucking torrent the blu ray remaster, a show as beautiful as Lain should be watched in the best quality possible.
>>54789257
#include <stdio.h>
void increment_and_print_char(char* achrptr, int n) {
*achrptr = *achrptr + n;
putchar(*achrptr);
}
int main() {
char* chptr;
*chptr = 'A';
increment_and_print_char(chptr,7);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-3);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,7);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,0);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,3);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-47);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,55);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-8);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,3);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-6);
increment_and_print_char(chptr,-8);
return 0;
}
>>54780516
Fuck you asshole lain is great
[spoiler]and texhnolyze is even better than lain[/spoiler]
>>54789440
Stupid question. I know you are passing by pointer to increment and in general to avoid creating unnecessary objects. But why didn't you pass by reference? Why a pointer instead?
>>54789440
>Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Great job
>>54791859
That it, why do something like this#include <iostream>
void increment_and_print_char(char& c, int n) {
c += n;
std::cout << c;
}
int main() {
char c = 'A';
increment_and_print_char(c,7);
increment_and_print_char(c,-3);
increment_and_print_char(c,7);
increment_and_print_char(c,0);
increment_and_print_char(c,3);
increment_and_print_char(c,-47);
increment_and_print_char(c,55);
increment_and_print_char(c,-8);
increment_and_print_char(c,3);
increment_and_print_char(c,-6);
increment_and_print_char(c,-8);
return 0;
}
but with pointers instead?
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>not setting up and calling five different web services to get the complete string
>>54782961
Holy fuck
>>54787585
مرحبا بالعالم
