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Hello, some people and I are working on a serious home automation
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Hello, some people and I are working on a serious home automation system, which currently is in quite an advanced and working state already.

In a couple of months, we will be attending a Hackaton and we would like to have some really "out of the box" features that we could possibly implement into our system.

I'm here to ask you guys out for help and maybe give us some ideas about anything that you might want to have in your house.

Think big, but realistic.

Would be awesome if we'd get some good ideas out of this!

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>>54771008
fuck off back to kickstarter or wherever you came from
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>>54771062
lol, okie
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>>54771008
I'd like to have no stupid automation system in my house
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>>54771008
Make an automated garden that generates food for a family of 10

Otherwise you're "automating" someone walking to the thermostat/security and your system is complete memery.
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>>54773344
Also, a browser for Amazon might be cool since they deliver groceries now.
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Open doors automatically with sensors
Wipe my ass after taking a shit
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>>54773344

This. Automatic hydroponics. Aeroponics is better with food quality plastics.

Otherwise you are rehashed shit.
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>>54771008
GuffAlarm®

When someone does a guff, a buzzer goes off in their arse pocket.

Vibrations and or anal electroshock will make them jolt, alerting everyone to the guffer.

i.e. Whomever felt it, dealt it.

Also have an option for texts. No one wants dirty guffing cunts in their house while they're away. Should be on alert at all times.
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