Enjoy your brain tumors
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cell-phone-radiation-causes-cancer-111727441.html
Everything causes cancer
>>54768818
Did you know starlight causes cancer?
>>54768818
Breathing causes cancer too. You should stop it right now op
>>54768863
But it cause cancer FASTER.
Jokes on you, I turn off my network and use wifi only when I'm at home.
It's a good thing nobody calls me.
Non-ionizing radiating (LTE/3G/WiFi/ect) does not cause cancer.
>"Radiofrequency energy, unlikeionizing radiation, does not cause DNA damage that can lead to cancer. Its only consistently observed biological effect in humans is tissue heating. In animal studies, it has not been found to cause cancer or to enhance the cancer-causing effects of known chemical carcinogens (6–8)."
http://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/radiation/cell-phones-fact-sheet
Stop falling for clickbait.
The only way phones could ever cause cancer is if they used betvoltaics (they won't, at least not legally).
fucking scientists are stupid as shit
just fucking cure cancer already
>>54768882
Everything causes cancer faster
>>54768818
>yahoo
>>54768882
>BEING STUPID
>>54768939
I don't know why we even bother with these fallible fleshy suits in the first place.
Sentient skeletons when? Get on it scientists.
>>54768934
IAWTSYAHB (I associate with the sentiments you are having brethren)
25 year study.
Probably still testing those brick phones with the 5000W antennas
>>54768818
why the fuck would you hold a phone to the side of your head?
thats fucking retarded, how could you see the screen?
>>54768818
Good thing no one ever calls me :(
>>54769112
>:(
I'd cut you out of my life immediately
>>54769084
This but even then it's not the radiation itself causing cancer but the massive energy output heating up tissue which raises the chance of cancer by lightly cooking cells.
These days the most energy intensive part of the phone is the processor and screen. lte and wifi antennas probably output like 1w of non-ionizing radiation at worst.
>>54768818
oh you didn't know?
protip: wheat causes cancer
tv causes cancer
crispy things cause cancer
burnt things cause cancer
uranium causes cancer
radiation causes cancer
/g/ is cancer
Wouldn't I need to make calls for this to affect me? I can't tell you the last time I called someone with my phone. Regardless I haven't had a cellphone in months.
>>54768970
ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE HAVE SKELETONS INSIDE US? BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DONT.
>>54768818
>>54769126
Even as desperate as I am, I would never sink low enough to want to be friends with someone from this shithole. You're probably not even a trap.
>>54768818
Is this talking in cell phones or is it being less than 10m away from a cellphone?
I do not talk in cellphones a lot but one is usually a meter or five away
>>54769289
>won't sink low enough to hang with /g/
>but hey I'll fuck a trap!
So I just need to not talk on the phone for nine hours a day... Seeing as I'm not a nattering old housewife, I should be fine!
>>54768818
This research is the epitome of the type of "science" discussed in this PLOS article.
http://journals.plos.org/plosmedicine/article?id=10.1371/journal.pmed.0020124
>non-ionizing radiation causes cancer
Next at 11: pigs fly and water is dry
>in rats
>>54769798
>pigs fly
With sufficient thrust...
>>54769853
With sufficient thrust you can deorbit moons
>>54769853
your mom got thrust a plenty and bitch didnt fly anywhere.
>>54769910
Already tested said statement with his mom, doesent work.
>>54769918
That's because your orbit was too strong for her to reach escape velocity, fatty.
>>54769958
>orbit too strong
wat.
Alas, you said with enough thrust, bitch be denser than a black hole.
>>54770005
I was implying you're so fat you generate your own gravity.
BUT THANKS.
YOU RUINED THE JOKE.
>>54770043
If you say so?
Not that I'm some normie shitface, but I'd rather die earlier and enjoy life; than shun all this shit that "causes cancer" and live a miserable extra 10 years.
