How do such terribly programmed apps become popular without millions of people killing themselves??
>2016
>can't even deallocate fucking RAM
my god.
People are horny
>>54766739
/thread
>>54766712
I hate this app because it constantly (seriously) crashes but I love it and keep using it because it literally brings me sex. Can't really argue with that.
Because people getting laid through Tinder don't care if the app doesn't deallocate RAM, you fucking nerd
>>54766758
This
OP you are so far gone
Reset everything
>tfw 600 matches
>tfw met two girls
>tfw sex with one 5/10
>tfw other was too weird
>>54766804
Post pics.
>>54766840
of who
>>54766853
of your dick
>>54766853
The two girls, lad.
>>54766712
>tfw keep getting nothing but bots as matches
>tfw no matches
That's how I realized I'm ugly
I'd never use Tinder simply because I'm terrified of running into someone I know IRL. Also because I'm afraid of intimacy.
>>54766988
iktf
>>54766988
>tfw moving to a university town to work as staff
>know there's probably a huge selection of chicks on tindr
>afraid to use it
>>54767015
have a cold shower and man up
>>54766988
>lust fueled service / prostitution outlet
>intimacy
pick one
>>54766712
I've said it once and I'll say it again: fuck off. You don't know true shitware until you've tried using grindr.
>>54767037
What if I see someone I know man? Also I'm in my mid-20s and staff, so I feel like there's something maybe wrong about trolling for undergrads or something.
>>54767038
Lust and prostitution are pretty intimate
>>54767056
Nobody will care. You aren't some creepy old guy looking for young teens or some shit so get on there and smash some fresh pusseh.
>>54767092
How does it even work? Do I need facebook?
Do you see people you know on there a lot?
>>54767117
How about you try it and find out
>>54767066
So buying a hotdog on the street is intimate?
Petting someone's dog on the sidewalk is intimate?
lolno
>>54767160
Uhh no? Those things have nothing to do with lust or prostitution.
>>54767056
>What if I see someone I know man?
I've matched with girls I know
it's not weird
>>54767142
Because I'm afraid my man. Is there a way to delete it if I don't like it?
>>54767117
>Do you see people you know on there a lot?
The people there you see that you also know are using the app themselves. The shame is 2-sided.
>>54767182
Thank you. Prostituion and lust have nothing to do with intimacy.
Now you are getting it.
>>54767160
Oh yeah buying a hotdog is totally comparable to puting your most intimate bodypart in the most intimate bodypart of someone else.
>>54767186
Yes. Delete your profile, don't just uninstall the app
>>54767195
Except they do, and your examples do not. Are you trolling or do you honestly not see it?
>>54767229
>Delete your profile,
I just want to confirm that such a thing is possible if I get too ashamed of myself.
>>54767191
>Shame
Nigga please, my cousins are there and they just asked me to fuck too, better to keep it in family
So /g/, swipe right to get every possible match or do you keep your swipes genuinely fuckable?
>>54767345
I swipe left to every chick that post a photo of herself in a party or besides a dude.
I swipe right to realistic fuckable girls without makeup.
I swipe up when she put a description that match perfectly with me.
>>54767345
I heard a rumour that there's some kind of algorithm that limits you if you aren't picky enough.
>>54767191
What shame? We laugh about it at work and uni.
>>54767045
Reinstalled grindr recently years after the last time I installed it. It's gotten wayyy better, not as invasive as before and lightweight.
The userbase at least in my area got really really shady, some true pervs (if you're gay you know what I mean) and escorts galore. But, there's also drug dealers which is gr8 and the best use for these kind of apps so far
>tfw you can get weed and your dick sucked just by walking 2 blocks from home
>>54767015
>Live in university town
>Tons of sluts
>Constantly get paired with the bot spammer 6 miles away
>Roommate meanwhile has met bunches of chicks
So do you guys just like swipe right everyone till girls respond to your messages or what?
>>54767505
Shower more often
Hit the Gym regularly
Maybe visit /fit/ in your free times
>>54767505
Yeah, kinda worried about the bot shit.
>>54767535
Is there any market for skinny dudes?
>>54766712
You can't manually manage memory in Java.
Tinder demographic is trash.
9/10 do RBF or duckface.
>>54766804
Doesn't matter, had sex
>>54766712
>normies want to fuck
>OP wants them to use condom and deallocate RAM
>tfw cant even get laid with tinder
>1 match in every 1000+
h-hold me /g/
I'm not fat, not a NEET, and not visibly an autist
>>54767625
show us your photos
>tfw install it on a friend's phone for shit and giggles
>Instantly gets a match from some 5/10 basic bitch
>me and other friend tell him to troll her
>bitch gets all excited and a few days later he called her fatty pringles muncher to the point she cried
it's easy to match 5/10s if you're not a weirdo and can talk decently
>>54767588
it's crap though. i even got heaps more girls numbers but they all flaked even like 1 hour before a date
>>54767625
>not visibly an autist
if your pictures are all selfies/alone, you are
even when I was fat as fuck (lost weight since, have gf now), I would probably get a match per every 10
>>54767413
Yup.
Or, more accurately, it won't show your picture to many girls, if any. You can't just powerhouse the right swipes anymore.
>>54767696
Huh. Oh well, good thing I never did that anyway
Source on that though?
>>54767707
Source: having attractive looking friends who made zero matches powerhousing for months, then calmed down and suddenly got matches out the whazoo
>>54767229
>Delete your profile
>Signs up to free Tinder app
>Pays "secure account deletion fee"
>Mass tinder hack
>Five years later, new girl looks you up on isyourboyfriendacheater.com
>Confirms you were a paying member
>Gives her your credit card number from the dump
>Bitch gets mad and spends all your cash
>Be at bar with mates and its your shout
>Credit card rejected because it's maxed out
>Barman gets pissed and stabs you
>You die alone
>>54767460
As a mostly straight guy, I'm not committed enough to go meet gay guys through other avenues, but I'm horny enough to want to fuck a dude.
But these gay hookup sites and apps frustrate me to no end. "Butt smashed"? "Bareback this gaping anal whore"? Not to mention the "lets get high on meth and amyl, and drink HIV-positive cum out of wine glasses!"
What the hell guys, I just wanted a blowjob and a cuddle! How the fuck don't those phrases kill every boner ever? ;_;
>>54767692
Not posting my picture here but my main picture is of me, smiling, with two other people. The other picture is of me in a pub with a couple of mates, and my third is just me alone.
I'm inherently unlikable, I've figured that out.
>>54767692
Tinder culture varies by region. Where I live, it's all stuck up middle class bitches, and there's no hooking up. In the city I grew up in, when I've been back I get half a dozen matches in a couple days, whereas I might get a match a month here.
But it's alright for me, I only use it for a perv when I'm taking a shit.
>>54767836
Kek
Thats grindr in a nutshell, as I mentioned before, only use it to score drugs, and maybe get a casual bj
Scruff, growlr, etc are more "cuddle-friendly" because they are less known, full of IT "bears" and shit, grindrs userbase is public bathroom tier. Hope you never posted a pic ther, if you did, prepare for stalking/getting aids
>>54766804
nice blog
>>54767998
>Where I live, it's all stuck up middle class bitches
fucking whores. this is my whole city
≥get instant matches from 8/10 guys (some really attractive guys and a trap)
≥absolutely nothing from girls
(maybe 4 matches but nothing serious)
haven't mentioned my sexuality in bio
what the fuck tinder?
I've matched with 3 or 4 girls on it, but I'm too shit at talking to start a conversation. Like what the fuck am I supposed to say to them?
>>54768122
How about "Hi"
>>54768131
that never works, ask them a question
>>54768122
Dont start with a simple "hi" it decreases your odds by 60 or so percent of getting a response. Try something like " hey there" or even "howdy". Howdy is your best option though because it stands out amongst the flood of conversations.
>>54768159
it's all pointless really. after trying lots of stuff it's basically luck if the girl likes you. there isn't that much you can do desu
>>54768159
See that's all pointless for me since I'm not in an English-speaking country, sure I could try equivalent expressions for my language but starting with something like that makes me feel like I'll come off as uninteresting
>>54768188
100% true. Most of the time if you get a response it's because you meet their "ideal man" quota.
I think you guys are on the wrong board.
>>54768205
I think you're on the wrong board.
Not every IT nerd is a sweaty neckbeard that fears women.
>>54767563
fuck java then
>>54768205
>2016
>not knowing that /g/ is basically a /b/ subreddit
welcome on 4chan, please enjoy your stay
>>54767653
Sounds like your friend still acts like a high schooler.
>>54768422
>Sounds like your friend still acts like a high schooler
like most normies, you need to go out more
>>54766712
This
I can't swipe 15 profiles without the app crashing on my s6
>>54767413
This is true. I get like 20 new profiles a day before it says "there's none new around you", and I have the range setting maxed out
>>54768159
G'day works well
I remember when internet dating was really looked down upon.
Now it's the norm
>>54767345
I'm ultra picky, I'm not really that horny since I already have 2 fuckbuddies. If the girl has no description, her description is only emoji, says she's king of sarcasm, love travels, love "being inked", looking for guys with ambition, has photos with her in parties or clubs or any of these basic stuff; I swipe left.
I mean wow the only thing you can say about yourself is something does literally everybody has or does. Sorry, I'm not into basic bitches.
another thing I've noticed, I don't get unmatched they just stop talking to me.. is this common?
>>54768261
pfffft I meant to say that this discussion is totally not related to technology.
>>54768519
>g'day sheila, fancy a root in the backa me ute? I'll even tell bluey to fark orf, mongrels always sniffin around new minge ey? What's ya poison, stubbie or longneck? Aah, don't worry, I gotcha goon 'ere, I know yer a classy bird like that.
>>54768559
this isn't internet dating though, it's just for quick hook ups or fuck buddies
>there are people on /g/ using tinder
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NON FREEE NORMIES
>>54768725
Do you think this website is free as in freedom ?
>>54768753
There is no such thing as a free as in freedom website.
>>54768770
If all the code is FOSS, it is.
>>54768790
Not true
>>54768799
>FOSS isn't FOSS
:-/
>>54768675
ah, so is dating via the internet still the realm of mouth-breathing losers and christian singles?
i've been married for 12 years so i'm a bit out of the loop
>>54768633
>has photos with her in parties or clubs or any of these basic stuff; I swipe left.
This. I also swipe left for:
- wears Aviator glasses (nothing can make up for that)
- too much makeup
- depicts herself ingesting ethanol
>>54768810
that and people too busy with their jobs like entitled women who can't be satisfied with any man
>>54768810
>ah, so is dating via the internet still the realm of mouth-breathing losers and christian singles?
It's also expanded into women with university degrees who feel the average guy isn't good enough for them, so they'll spend the next three years on the site mentally rejecting everyone that messages them.
>>54768885
>>54768891
damn
dating sucked so i don't miss it at all, and that was in the circle of people i knew
>>54768867
>- depicts herself ingesting ethanol
loser detcted
>>54768941
Elaborate.
>>54768913
Dating is alright for people who are mentally well adjusted and well suited for it. So I hear.
Personally, I can't imagine ever being married, I can only barely imagine having a medium-term partner.
So basically, I'm fucked.
>>54768957
>>54768867
>has graph handy to explain swiping methodology on a get-laid quick app
there you go
>>54768976
y u so dumb?
>>54768968
well, not that anyone on /g/ wants marriage advice, but we are just now discussing children (leaning towards no) and have practically spent the last 12 years being really good friends who don't restrict each other. it's been great. i can't recommend it because i have only done it one
>>54768976
I generally don't associate with people who impair themselves with CNS depressants a lot.
>>54769001
lol, they probably only drink when you are around
>>54768957
>mushrooms and acid
>harm almost entirely made up of environmental damage
Damn tree-hugging hippies, stomping through forests fucking up nature!
I made a tinder once and I got lots of matches and super likes.
I'm too scared to try and form relationships with people so I uninstalled it and went back to watching anime.
>>54769017
It's drug-specific impairment of mental functioning
>>54768968
>So basically, I'm fucked.
I wouldn't worry so much if i were you, i got a bunch of friends who've had the same partner for almost a decade and neither of them wants to get married, they're ok with their current status quo.
There's a lot more of people like that out there than you'd think.
>>54768999
>but we are just now discussing children (leaning towards no)
Yeah, I'm at about that age too. I wish not wanting to have kids was normal for women, because I'm shooting blanks.
At least 80% of women my age want at a minimum a long term relationship with the possibility of kids in 3-5 years.
>>54769034
yeah, marriage isn't even a requirement anymore. my wife and i are the only long-term couple in our group that have gone through with it.
>>54769052
be up front about it and see where it gets you. not saying that is foolproof, people have a tendency to say one thing and then go back on it years into the relationship
>>54768646
/g/ is actually technology unrelated
the unrelated part doesn't show because of invalid HTML tags
>>54769073
>be up front about it and see where it gets you.
Well, it's not quite so simple as that, because it's a symptom of some complex medical problems I have. Not really the sort of thing that you can just blurt out. Especially with my crippling anxiety.
I'm considering putting up a picture of me using VR as my main pic and right swiping everyone, and seeing how many matches I get+ how many ask to use the vive
>>54769174
oh, sorry anon, thought you had a vasectomy or something
/g/ Marriage & Dating Advice
>>54769276
Marria/g/e & Dating Advice
there, faggot
>>54769291
fund it
So the Tindr 101 is
> Have multiple photos
> Not only selfies
> Don't start with "Hi"
> Don't be a sweaty neckbeard
Right?
>>54768867
this, and also:
- any mention of pronouns/genders/orientations
- leftist cuckery, Bernie, feminisms, etc
>>54767607
Kek
>>54769385
no.
just dont be a sweaty neckbeard.
be atleast a 4/10 guy and youll get your dick wet.
people are fucking horny.
>>54769385
No, no selfies
>>54769422
I'm a 6, so I should be drowning in it right?
>>54769490
well.
you are on /g/
>>54769468
Never?
>>54769515
I'm just here for the hot dating tips.
Fuck that nerd shit senpai.
>>54769468
what about cat selfies? girls love cats.
>>54767673
It's not they flaked, its they scheduled several dates and then just wing it, pick which one they wanted to attend or even had one previous to yours and they decided they where having fun and didnt need the next one.
Its a good practice actually, schedule one at 7, one at 8 and one at 9. The probability you end up back home alone at the end of the night is real low.
>>54769796
No, the tide has turned. It's all about dogs these days.
>>54769020
are you me?
>>54768867
>hates aviators
???
>>54767653
Hmmm... I am wondering... if you and a friend exchange your phones and you write these girls without any guilt or shame, because it will hit the other one... will this improve or decrease the success rate?
how do i make bitches TALK on this app. 80% of time a match will just ignore my messages.
>>54766712
Silicon Valley Bubble
Shitty apps that don't contribute to science or tech in anyway get valued way above their worth.
>>54766712
>tfw going to a wedding next month for friend who met fiancee on Tinder
>tfw other friend married four years, met on okcupud
>tfw met current gf on Facebook
Shit works, that's why
Senpai disrupted dating desu
>>54767653
Why not put your dick in her?
>>54768770
Reddit is
>>54771826
>Conde Nast is
>>54767056
>What if I see someone I know man?
I have matched with 2 girls I know and banged them both
>>54767382
The worst are when girl with picture of another guy, pic of girl holding child that isn't hers, pic of girl with child that is hers, AND why the fuck do bitches post pics with other girls when the other girls are way hotter than them. If you are going to put other girls in your pics use your ugly friends.
>>54766712
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>>54768725
> /r9k/ maybe?
>there arepeople so terribly autistic that they need a phone app to have sex
