>daddy, today we were in the computer lab and I sat next to Kevin (blegggh, he doesn't shower), and he spent the whole time complaining to me because the school computers are Windows and his dad told him to not use Windows because it's a "botnet", what's a botnet?
>he also said he only uses GNU/Linux at home and when I asked him what Linux was, he slapped me and said, "It's GNU PLUS Linux, not Linux you dumb bitch. No wonder women do so badly in STEM."
How do you console your daughter after such a traumatic experience?
as if she wouldn't already know what freedom means
Console? I wouldn't finish the story since after she says linux I'd slap her and say it's GNU PLUS Linux
>>54763818
Alright fine then.
>Daddy I got suspended for punching Randy in the balls after he tried to install proprietary software on my thinkpad, am I in trouble?
My kids know computers are just tools, and my daughter would have dropped randy for slapping her.
>>54763936
Would you punch a dog in the balls for shitting in your house? dont punch a retard for being retarded
>>54763936
Tell randy not to talk to me or my husband's daughter ever again
Feels unnerving seeing posts with little wives' daughters here.
Take it easy everyone.
>>54763789
>How do you console your daughter after such a traumatic experience?
By fucking her in the ass
>>54763936
No, you did good.
I'll order pizza to reward you.
>Pizza site requires non-free javascript
Sorry sweetie, the botnet wants us to starve
>>54763977
Reverse cuck
>Posting half-black girls
This meme has gone too far. You're going to hurt my stepdaughter's feelings.
>>54763789
>tell daughter daddy will take of this
>daddy points will be used
>she lights up, says thanks, give me a hug
>find out where guy lives
>go over to his house
>speak sternly with parents and plot how to solve this
>months of preparation
>thousands of dollarydeedooos
>invite people to watch spectacle
>the day has come
>tell daughter today is the day we finish it
>tell will be back for her in a bit
>go to guys house again
>kidnap the fucker and throw him into trunk
>zoom to le sikrit lokayshun, rendezvous with his parents
>blindfold and tell him to change into pre-arrange clothes for gr8 surprise
>his parents help out lol
>didn't even need to bribe them hue
>go get daughter
>tell her to dress up, dis gon be gud, erryone be there
>"daddy what's this new dress you got me?"
>just wear it we gotta hurry holy shit
>puts it on, struggles into car all confused
>get to sikrit location
>"where are we"
>place lights up like a Christmas tree
>push daughter out of car
>onto a long carpet
>people sat everywhere, eagerly watching
>'here comes the bride' starts playing
>guy stumbles at the other end of carpet
>there's an alter, priest steps up beaming
>"DADDY WHAT IS GOING ON"
>its ok darling, you're getting married to the wonderful man you love so much
>the man who told you of the wonders of lincucks
>the man who will secure income with a STEM degree
>freedom.jpg
>fireworks shoot off in the near distance
>mfw best day of my life
>>54765065
Living the dream
>>54763968
Yes, I would until there is no reason to get him neutered.
>>54765894
I'd just shoot him in the dick
>>54763789
I would slap her and say "It's GNU PLUS Linux".
