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Which piece of tech can I use to impress a girl with?
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Which piece of tech can I use to impress a girl with?
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>>54736084
An ATM machine.
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5-headed-turbo-plus-ultra-ritual-effect-rotating-dragon dildo+15
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iPhone
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>>54736124
OP said girls not homosexuals.
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>>54736092
I hate when namefags post shit that's funny and correct

you just feel guilty about liking it
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>>54736092
kek
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>>54736233
that's a tripfag
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>>54736258
You haven't been here long. Kys
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>>54736092
What was the name of your site for PC specs?
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>>54736092
An automatic transaction machine machine? Thats an odd thing to have
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>>54736084
a dongle
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>>54736586
>automatic transaction machine
If you're going to correct someone, you should probably be sure you have it right first. Fucking idiot.
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>>54736233
Agree, tripfags are the worst. People wanting to show how special snowflake they are on an anonymous imageboard are absolutely repulsive.
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>>54736586
Its a fucking teller machine numbnutz
>everyone on /g/ was born after 2003
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>>54736641
>People wanting to show how special snowflake they are on an anonymous imageboard are absolutely repulsive.

this is you.
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>>54736657
Or is it me?

Or that other anon?

Or are we samefagging?
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>>54736084
Women are not impressed with technology, only men are.
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>>54736084
Expensive transportation tech.
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>>54736084
Smart home and home media server

Fucking wifi RGB led light bulbs
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>>54736084
apple watch
cmd/terminal on your computer
some kind of diy electronics
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>>54736084
your System's D
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>>54736084
CRT monitors are notorious for getting a pussy happy.
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>>54736084
A huge dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.
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>>54737376
i miss having my cat sitting on my monitor
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>>54736092
Congratulations on your successful business.
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>>54736084
A BMW

>>54736124
Lol
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>>54736586
Ass To Mouth machine.
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>>54736092
More like this , and I will quit telling you to fuckoff
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>>54736084
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>>54737409
This will be my first CRT cat habitat. I snatched it up for $25. It is supremely comfy.
She would be there right now, but she is in heat and currently ...busy.
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>>54736233
>not knowing that thefalcon created the logicalincrements lists
He has a valid reason to be using a trip
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>>54737555
>He has a valid reason to be using a trip
No he doesn't. I don't give a shit what his “accomplishments” are. (If you could even call them that. Lol, making a list - good job)

Go suck his dick if you think he's that special, I don't give a shit.
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>>54737568
Guess who doesn't give a shit you are a piece of shit?

Please respond.
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>>54737568
It's alright, you don't need to find excuses for being a newfag. Go lurk more faggot.
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>>54737650
I've probably been here longer than that tripfag has.
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>>54737695
Sure thing
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>>54737706
Late 2009/early 2010
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>>54737728
>>54737614
Why shoul it matter what you have done and for how long when you are anonymous?
Dipshit.
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>>54737728
>>54737568
Stop fighting you nigger and just filter the fucks you don't like and stop complaining like >>54737550
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>>54737832
Good idea
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>>54736092
Underrated post.
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Can I dig my Topre out of the closet to impress her fämälämäzoids?
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>>54737931
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA pls post pastebin I beg of you
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>>54736586
It's so you know specifically which one it is you dip
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>>54736084
Laptop with Gentoo

When you know she's looking, open up a terminal, type "emerge libreoffice"

She'll think you're one of them hackers
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>>54736719
This anon gets it.
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>>54737555
So anyone that has a modest accomplishment in life deserves special snowflake status? Nah, get fucked. Pic related.
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>>54737518
Are you fucking your cat?
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>>54736092
>An Automated teller machine machine
Retard
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>>54736214
Heterosexual women use iPhones.
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>>54736084
Sex toys because of the "I wanna fuck you" message those carry, which is about the entire base of most relationships early on.

But only after you are close enough.
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>>54737555
>He
I, ftfy

thanks for logicalincrements tho
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>>54736084
is that lilly?
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>>54740286

Not quite
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literally anything. a girl saw i had 2 monitors and thought i was a wizard. if she says that in 10 years she'll probably be right
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>>54740319
why are you posting the same women 6 times?
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>>54740446

They are like berries
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OSMC gets all the bitches wet

like, streaming shows and movies without limitations is magic for them. and I once connected my Pi to the lan to host a hotspot in the class and they freaked out
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>>54740466
I'd taste their berries if you catch my drift
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>>54739807
>Luxury
>cooking your own food

rofl
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>>54736084
hitachi magic wand with digital speed control.
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>>54737728
>2010
So you came from reruns of Fox News
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>>54740086
>implying a woman wouldn't like a machine that dispenses machines that dispense money.
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>>54736084
a brain
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dragon dildos is actually an appropriate answer!
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>>54740695
This. Of course it really depends on the girl.

Really, why are you asking this?
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