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I want to fuck the robot
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where 2 buy senpai
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>>54727368
Holy shit, it's name is even Fuck Toy!"
+1
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>>54727368
MOAR
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>>54727368
also, looks like her boyfriend is standing behind her
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>>54730237
This guy slaps your girlfriend's servos.

WHAT DO!?
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>>54730237
>The boyfriend is black
Damn Japs and their NTR
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>>54730265
>EMP ready
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>>54730327
I have actually built small EMP devices, if that guy has shitty shielding, he won't get close to me
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>>54730274
Too bad that ass-slapping reprogrammed your girlfriend. She's now his bitch.
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who /femisapien/ here?
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Shit, which bot is this again?
Shits all over the femisapien, and poppy's servos are more expensive than HP ink.
FUCK, IT'S A ONE OFF.
I'm tracking down that fucking jap and getting the files.
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>>54730349
>I have actually built small EMP devices

EMP doesn't stand for Equestrian Magical Pussy.
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>>54730382
I..I want one too
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>>54730395
Ikr, it actually stands for huge coils, caps and current.
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>>54730411
Why is it doing that!? Does it want me to get a roboboner?
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does she

...do things?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EliuG5-CbdY

this guy seems cool
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>>54730379
>>54730382 here, and yeah. Just not very athletic, and costs a fortune where I am.
Also, I do wonder if the original creator worked on it or if he left wowwee by then? He's an interesting read, apparently he made the robosapien to be super hackable. "Years ago some bright AI lads asked if I could build a competent humanoid cradle into which they could put their smart programs. Took me a while, but here it is lads, inexpensive and ready to go right out of the box. Make it think, and let me know how it goes."
Such a shame people never really took the option.
Still, if the femisapien's as pretty on the inside as it is on the outside, then I'd love to have a crack at it.
>>54730411
It's on the list of shit for me to build then. Just need dem plans.
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>>54730256
Buy a new girlfriend...
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>>54730256
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>>54730460
could we just take a femisapien and give it a different shell?
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>>54730371
>slaps servos
>servos are all uncalibrated now
he can have her
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Here: robo-garage.com/en/prd/p_02/index.html

It costs $300,000. If you tried to fuck it, it would break.
>>54730429
Aside from look cool? Nope, it probably can't do much more than walk.

Not to mention this is a toddler class humanoid, which makes you a dirty pedo.
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Pretty terrible as far as humanoid robots go.
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>>54730489
I don't see what you mean

she seems pretty matured
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>>54730445
This guy's wonderful. Here's hoping he patented the FT so I have something to copy off.
Also, look at how fucking agile that thing at 2:07 is. It seems surreal.
>>54730477
Nigga femi's cute, but she can't walk or move anywhere near as fluently as what's in your pic.
And I like her shell. Both of them. I'm not gonna change who a girl is for my own sake.
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>>54730489
Where's the price list?
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>>54730508
See >>54730445 at 2:07
Same guy, it seems the guy can make incredibly agile bots, but the slender figure was really limiting.
Give it some time.
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>>54730508
ITS THE BEST WE GOT ALRIGHT

HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY QT ROBO GF
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>>54730518
I don't want no miku fembot
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Wait, holy shit, this is the same guy that designed ROBOHON!
The eyes, it's so fucking obvious now!
YOU NIGGERS CAN LITERALLY BUY THIS
http://robo-garage.com/en/prd/p_27/index.html
I made a thread months back where the thing was discussed at length, and it's really not agile, but again.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EliuG5-CbdY
>2:07
This guy knows how to build fucking bots.
Wanna buy one to show there's interest. Throw the agile one on the market, then FB.
THE FUTURE'S ALMOST BACK ON TRACK GUYS LET'S NOT FUCK IT UP
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>>54730581
THAT'S DROSSEL YOU SHITLORD
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Holy shit release date soon?
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>>54730510
It's 35 cm tall, which makes it toddler size.

>>54730532
Exactly.
>>54730518
>> agile
That's like barely agile, fucking thing's probably won't handle anything other than flat terrain. It's just another shitty japanese hobby humanoid.
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>>54730612
It's the best I've seen in ages. Look at it jump and shit.
"I think it's important that it's movements are both smooth and natural. To date, most robots walk in a sitting position, so I wanted to create a technology that changed this, and now I own the patent for it."
This guy's a badass.
What gets me is that he's been sitting tinkering with design for years now, not trying to market anything, just waiting till the time's right.
Give it a few more years we'll have tiny robololies riding our roomba's around.
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>>54730599
I know I have one but it's not like you can use that basis for an actual functional thing
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>>54730612
it's not about the size it's the proportions

and she is a big girl

>for you
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>>54730687
>Filename
Kek.
But I think it'd be possible to design a bot based around her.
I mean, look at the curvy drossel, there's tones of space for actuators in there.
Her waist would be the tricky part, being so slim.
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>>54730744
you don't have to make the waist thin

thicken the arms and make all the joints reinforced and then have wide feet things

you can ditch the head leg though

just think of a level of stability between boston dynamics and asimo
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>>54727368
Man, I'd program her beg for her life like shes alive, then I'd slowly start to burn her with a blowtorch, while she screams and begs in agony.
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>>54731297
Expensive hobby.
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>>54731328
I guess.
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>>54731297
>(you)
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>>54731379
>implying a robot is alive
>implying burning items is edgy
woah, someone need to man the fuck up
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>>54731403
it's the equivalent of kids who smash working game consoles

pretty edgy if you ask me senpai
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>>54731457
I doubt smashing game consoles is a fetish
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>>54731505
just do it to one of the ugly robots instead
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>>54731526
I can't sexualize ugly robots...
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>>54731566
go elsewhere

some of us just want to fug them
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>mfw this thread
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>>54730256
I don't mind, i'd give him my number so i can bring his deep dark fantasy to life.
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Bump for the muuricans?
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bump for robosexuals
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