*tick*
*tock*
Hear that, /g/?
*tick*
*tock*
That's your time
*tick*
*tock*
and it's running out
*tick*
*tock*
Cause the girls are storming your castle
*tick*
*tock*
and they aren't taking prisoners
*tick*
*tock*
*BONGGGGGGG*
if youre not autistic (like me) you literally dont care
>>54713908
Holy dooly!
>>54713908
POO
O
O
O
*yawn*
>>54714000
>*action*
Exactly why women will take over tech (again).
Woman mistakes saying things for doing things. News at eleven.
Real programmers are programming, not blathering soundbites for applause.
>>54713908
why don't girls storm the construction and mining industry castles?
>>54713908
>*tick*
>*tock*
>Cause the girls are storming your castle
>*tick*
>*tock*
>and they aren't taking prisoners
Good thing my state has the castle doctrine.
>>54714039
>Real programmers are programming, not blathering soundbites for applause.
this
these 'programmers' are nothing more than javascript code monkeys
No amount of whores can overcome me.
That picture triggers me.
At the end of the day all that matters is can you put out? Can you produce quality? Most of these "coder girls" probably cannot. They won't last long.
Stop trying to pressure them into the field.
>>54714050
because those jobs require hard work outside of a cushy office where women can bitch about feelings all day
The only problem I see with women coding is that their social dynamics will get in the way of production.
They will start sabotaging each other the second a semi available guy shows up.
>>54713908
I thought coding was more of an Indian thing
>>54714065
>Can you produce quality? Most of these "coder girls" probably cannot. They won't last long.
Neither can Indians, and yet here we are.
>>54714077
More importantly, don't forget that women in general are awful coders.
Their brains are not wired for logic like men's are.
>>54714096
>Indians given all the low paying jobs
>women given all the high paying jobs
>white men forced out of tech
Oh fucking boy here we go.
>>54714050
Some do and they get piss easy positions watching men work
Honestly it's pretty smart because it forces the company to hire more men to make accommodations for having a woman on board and the girl gets a paycheck with only doing half the work men do
>>54714113
Well neither are you, but dont let that stop you from following your dream!
Thats actually tick tock tock now. Also, you girl programmers should wait for Zen.
>Oh no! A FEEEEEMAAALLLE with an opinion! This can't happen in MY treehouse!
>>54714150
the >muh equality movement is just women wanting handouts and getting recognized for just being born with a vagina
OI ITS SEVEN BONG
>>54714172
>Woman does thing
>IT'S MUH EQUALITY! THERE IS NO WAY SHE CAN POSSIBLY BE SUCCESSFUL ON HER OWN MERITS!
>>54714077
Maybe they'll forget to push their git commits and you won't have to deal with their drama.
>>54714077
Have you been in an all-male office?
Shit is worse than a clique of middle school girls.
>>54714186
I'm glad for women that can be successful without having to beg for handouts
you should stop memeing
>>54714211
Clearly you aren't, since you are so bothered by a successful woman who dares to have an opinion.
>>54713908
Why can't these women just join the workforce without trying to retcon our history with feminist lies?
>>54714247
>>54714247
They want you to feel sorry for something wasn't your fault.
>>54714202
Guys that are pricks are generally straight forward about it.
You probably haven't noticed how women act if you are saying a group of guys are worse lmao.
>>54714256
Ok, so you have Hamilton, Hopper and Lovelace.
These 3 women are the holy trifecta of feminist rhetoric and according to your typical garden variety feminist, are responsible for all of computing.
I'm sick of this shit.
>>54714276
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Women_computer_scientists
I look forward to your cool implementation of fizzbuzz, anon.
>>54714268
No, they want you to apologize for being born a man.
>>54714301
Gender-based discrimination sure does suck, doesn't it?
>>54713908
hehe you said bong
As an engineering I can say that women will never take my feild
>>54714318
>>54714297
>>54714256
>>54714218
>>54714218
empowerment cannot be shared. That's called being an attention whore. There are no peers.
>>54714351
>Engineering
Literally the political science of STEM.
I like how "women in tech" is no longer a legitimate topic of discussion anywhere on the internet because of all the false flagging trolls and sincere white knights who drank the koolaid.
>>54714297
oh look, a list of people that have contributed literally nothing to the field of compsci
>>54714297
>>54714256
Yeah okay, so a couple of girls can punch cards for a machine. Big deal. That's not computer science, it's arts and crafts. Let me know when they can manually configure a plaintext file for a minimalist tiling window manager... On Arch Linux.
>>54714420
>Posting Carmack
>These people haven't contributed anything to Comp Sci
>Comp Sci is muh Linux games
This is an 18+ board
>>>/v/
>>54714554
fuck off, 3d rendering is CS and he the reason VR is even close to usable right now
>>54714603
>3d rendering is CS
Oh I am laffin
>>54713908
>*BONGGGGGGG*>>Anonymous
>05/24/16(Tue)00:08:56 No.54713922
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>54714476
>On Arch Linux.
>>54714615
are you trying to b8 me son?
>>54714476
Autism
>>54714615
>dude just sculpt that shit lmao
>>54714476
>it's arts and crafts
you can't force anybody to be smart just by saying some words
>>54714682
Isn't that how education works?
>>54714202
>Have you been in an all-male office?
yea, every IT department
it's based
>>54714691
no, university requires lots of effort on your part away from the classroom
>>54714202
i haven't been in anything but an all-male office
not because i tried to, nor because the job was only hiring males, but because females aren't interested in those jobs
>>54713908
Do these women understand how incredibly childish they seem? All feminism does for me is convince me that women are big children.
>>54714703
more importantly the student must have a desire to learn
can women function in an environment when your decisions and preferences can be objectively write and objectively wrong? can they live in a world of constant adaptation? can they live in a world of seamless collaboration?
>>54713908
2016 is year of VR porn. Who needs to placate girls anymore?
>>54714710
this
both offices I have worked in have had all make devs/ techs and female accountants
why?
walk into a second year CS class, 95% male guaranteed
>>54714723
*right
tyb phone
Instead of talking about coding and how to convince more people to code, why don't women just start coding and actually producing useful things? All they need is a computer and some free time, and they clearly have that.
>>54714758
women? free time??
no no no they are /always/ frantically busy watching their favourite shows on tv, doing their nails and shopping with their husband's credit card
>>54714781
Eating candy and ice cream.. watching their fucking dogs shitting on the carpet without being bothered to get up off the couch and clean it.... yeah. real busy.
>>54714795
mine complains because im on the computer all the time yet she does nothing but watch tv and im working on my software projects
complaining about cleaning, buying $350 shoes to add to the collection of 50 other pairs, complaining about my drinking when I have a quiet whiskey after work
hold me bro
Most women are smart enough to be code monkeys, but not socially apt enough to drive a conversation.
Knowing how to code and being an engineer are two different things. Knowing how to direct a conversation and lead are qualities that most women do not have by nature.
This means that most female coders can only ever hope to achieve the status of "code monkey."
>In short,
most women have made the correct benefit analysis in regards to software development. It's a strenuous job that demands a lot of your time and only rewards your dedication if you are capable of leading.
Jesus Christ.
I'd never realised that the amount of /r9k/ here was this bad.
>>54714870
in my experience women are great at memorising things, so they end up being able to learn how to do specific things but they can't do basic problem solving so as soon as they come across something they don't know how to do they either give up or write 80 lines of code that they remembered from another program to solve an issue that required 3 lines of code
>>54714884
it's ok brue
when you get a bit older erry day is like living in an r9k thread
>>54714678
>>54714656
NOOBuntu users detected.
>>54713922
So you are saying if someone is autistic ( like you ) then they care about this stupid shit?
>>54714113
Borat/10
>>54713908
what was the castle?
easy to program applications that serve no novel purpose? web development?
that castle belongs to HN and reddit. our castle is high tier hackery normally only open to published academics and sysadmin shit. of course, /g/ is full of sysadmins and tech support. that is being stormed by pajeets.
>>54714952
Yeah, /g/ is for real men and real coders. Get python or get lost ladies.
>>54714218
You're the one claiming that he is bothered by the woman and not the idea she is expressing. Project your sexism onto someone else.
>>54714868
My suggestion (worked for me): Drink that whiskey down a bit faster than usual one night and tell her to get the fuck out. It will be unpleasant until all the things are gone and you will most likely have to buy a bunch of new shit, but ohhh... man the solitude it worth it.
>>54713908
Electrical engineer here - lol.
Even if I code, it's mostly "coding" PLC's or coding embedded systems.
I've literally never seen a women doing either of those. Webmonkeys knew what they were asking for when they were going for webmonkeying because it was "easy".
>>54713908
Zero fucks given...
>>54715039
They exist on the interwebs, but they are very rare. If they aren't completely butt ugly, they are usually "internet sensations" overnight when they post a video.
>>54714723
Yes, if they were brought up and taught in a manner that allows them to have such skills.
>>54714726
this
>>54714922
You're a big guy ( for you )
ah yes... they are "storming" the CS 1050 classes for non computer science majors... or quickly changing their major away from it after CS 1000.
Programming is a very difficult job for relatively crappy pay. Its easier for them to get an HR position and get paid almost as much for browsing facebook all day.
>>54714727
Yeah because those CS classes are sexist as fuck. Have you actually been to them? Because I have. Bunch of boys acting like it's the God damn wild west. Macho sexism like nowhere else in University. Makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
I could have been a programmer if it wasn't for the gross amounts of sexual harassment.
>>54715204
quality
>>54715204
Be yourself... by yourself.. stay away from me... a lesson learned in life. Known from the dawn of time..
>>54715204
>this is what qualifies as trolling these days
i hate this place
Spooked by the pussy huh.
>>54713908
No one has ever cared about women in technology, hell there used to be lots in the 80s and early 90s. That said real women who program or do tech work don't get up on podiums and announce to the world they are women for applause. Only extremely narcissistic or self-conscious people practice identity politics.
>i-i-i-i-i i don't care hh-h-h-h-h-h-haha
trembling in your cargo pants
No, it's not a "girl thing", it's a "social outcast" thing.
If she said "a thing for everyone" instead of "a girl thing",
she'd look and sound less retarded and she wouldn't sound like she is further enforcing gender divide by emphasizing one side, rather than working towards equality.
Feminist retardation strikes again.
>>54716337
LOOK AT ME GUYS. IM CRUSHING THE PATRIARCHY BY SPENDING MOST OF MY PRODUCTIVE HOURS WORKING HARD SO THAT A SMALL GROUP OF MEN CAN GET VERY RICH.
>>54713922
I'm autistic and I don't care
>>54713908
>not sayin "woman"
feminism died NYC CTO
gg
>>54716911
this
theres nothing more sad than empty husks of women still trying to pretend to be a cute little girl
>>54714186
>woman bitches and moans about imaginary oppression
>is being called out on her bullshit
>RAAAPE, PATRIARCHY
>woman still talking and yelling and not using the skills she pretends to have in order to do actual work and actually do something
>>54714202
I've been in both majority female and majority male environments. Majority male environments tend to be more efficient. Less talking, less breaks, less useless meetings, more actual work.
If you want to "kode" then why not just, you know, go for it? Why make a big deal of it?
>>54716990
Check your privilege shitlord
>>54714039
I was basically going to say this.
I am pretty sure there are hundreds of thousands of female programmers out there who don't give a shit about trying to change public perception and would rather not be associated with these people.
>>54713908
Well are they any good?
>>54717139
Better than any male coder, yes
>>54717249
Probably there are some cool projects done by females, right?
>>54717276
Hundreds, yes.
>>54713908
>"girl thing"
Sexist garbage.
>>54717294
Give me some GitHub links, I want to fork em, fork em good. Fill then with my imperative code.
Why are they drawn to programming? Why can't elevator repair or garbage collection be a gurrl thing too
>>54716850
Wat
>>54717415
They don't seem to care about all the other male dominated fields
>>54717319
make sure to declare variable types as opposed to using var x = ..., cant have that code getting its own ideas and flexible identity now
also use a master/slave setup and order the slaves, dont just put voluntary requests on a queue
>>54717381
First programming, then electronics, then mechanics. Garbage, never. EWWWW
>>54717381
it is.
>>54717459
They'll be processing triggers for man-db for years to come.
>>54714256
yes, but can it cook?
>>54717381
Because they realize that men are beter then them at something. Take a look a sports.
Give it 2 or 3 years and everyone will realize that the girls who are scammed into the tech field by the feminists,
as opposed to ones who had interest in the first place without having to be brainwashed and herded like sheep by feminists,
are all pulling out in masses and having negative impact on the work surrounding due to their lack of brain and motivation (as they were brainwashed into it rather than there on their own accord).
This idiotic patronization by dumb idiots like in OP's pic, who think one-sidedly, can't hold on for long.
>>54714476
>Let me know when they can manually configure a plaintext file for a minimalist tiling window manager... On Arch Linux.
Wow your a special kind of autist
>>54717489
Why can't we ban the faggots who make shit bait threads like this?
>>54713908
>Coding
>>54717381
>garbage collection
but java does that for you already~ tee hee!
>>54713908
>I won't stop until we realize "coding" is also a monkey thing
>being so much of a pussy that any slightest thing offends you
this is why wymynz shouldn't be in competitive environments
Stop? Stop doing what
who is thid femcunt
>>54717459
>implying type-fluid variables isn't inclusive
>>54713908
>That's your time and it's running out
Well when my time runs out, let me know and I'll start my own company. Because if there's one type of developer I'd happily outsource to India, it would be the codeschool-produced javascript-rockstar github-socialites.
Can they STOP using the term "coding", can the just fucking stop
>>54713908
I just automatically disregard everything someone says when they say coding rather than programming.
>coding is a girl thing
meanwhile females make up less than 10% off all developers.
>>54718458
B-b-but muh soggy knee
It's all well and good until the tech bubble bursts and companies realise they actually need code and not good feelings
>>54717852
took way too long for /g/ to point that out
>>54713908
Storming my castle you say?
Just set the titans on them
at a workplace of 4 developers, we have 1 female.
She is moderately intelligent, and is diligent. Nothing about her existence threatens my employment.
Only betas are scared that wiminz are going to take all their jobs. If you're good, you'll get the job no matter what gender you are.
>>54714119
>white men become the consultants that fix indians and womens's crappy code
Sounds good
>>54718558
pajeet she won't touch even if you whiteknight her
>>54714202
>Shit is worse than a clique of middle school girls.
Nothing is worse than a clique of middle school girls.
>>54713908
As long as its a fair merit based competition im game
>>54720426
lol... that's SUCH a white male thing to say
>>54718075
thats the joke, anon
>>54720426
If it was merit based, they wouldn't be using the word "girl" or any gender word whatsoever.
It would be individualistic, without any presence of categorization.
>>54713908
From what I've watched happen around me it's not girls, it's indians. They accept lower pay and poorrer treatment while being easy to transform into code monkeys easily overseen by a very small management structure and a single person who knows what they're doing in case stack overflow or their cousin pajeet back home isn't helpful enough.
>>54720580
Why what do you think, Is there a better way of doing this?
>>54720594
woman crave validation. Coding is now a ''trendy''' thing. Whiteknights did this with all the ''trendy'' thing of the past
literally no one is stopping "girl coders". there's been plenty good ones just as competent as male coders, but it's up to any employee to reach the standard if they want to get hired. nothing to do with society's implication that girls have inferior brains or should not be hired. employers are much more unbiased than it seems.
>>54713908
Let's get this straight once and for all, women are only included in STEM fields due to quota and political correctness so company can keep their clients happy most of whom are liberals and SJW's in the west. Do you really think a company can sustain itself in the long run by having paperweight female programmers who don't know shit? How will they deliver their products?
Women are being hired in tech but only for menial jobs, they will never make it to center stage without the right credentials and skill.
>>54714476
God, you're just a special kind of autist
>coding
when are dumb webmonkeys gonna stop using this stupid word
>>54713908
Its not a castle.
Women have been doing it for years.
I have aunts that have been management so long they laugh when I mention them actually programming. Also my one Aunt thinks I am retarded every time I mention free software. She was part of that original push back in the day and years of it not getting far have jaded her.
The real disappointment is that after all this time the only way they can have a movement to get more girls into it is to pretend we are keeping them out. The only way they can think of fixing things is to blame us. All these years and they cant even motivate themselves without depending completely on men.
Feminism is a disappointment.
>>54718660
That's basically the current job market.
I do BI consulting, and I basically come in and fix the shitty mess made by the last retards who decided that all reports should be drawn with a single admin account from all endpoints.
>>54714050
They are rare as unicorns but they exist. I work at a place that recycles construction and demolition waste. Get semi trucks in all day and there are a handful of women around. Most of them are trolls but there was a hot one one time. Some young single mother working her ass off.
>>54713908
Nobody gives a shit
>>54720810
Feminism nowadays is based on feelings.
They feel that women are just as good as men at everything because it feels right. So any explanation as to why women have been dropping in STEM fields, coding especially, cannot involve women themselves, but an external force keeping them out.
It shows that they don't even believe their own shit, at heart, since their programs and initiatives are about getting women to learn coding, rather than getting them to like it.
Yeah, teach the patriarchy that women can do it too, something that the industry has known for decades.
>>54715204
same here I tried to learn but they just kept harassing and groping me I couldn't learn a single algorithm.
>>54717075
Well of course, anyone who actually works for a living doesn't want to be anywhere near these people.
>>54713908
Who the fuck thinks it's a male only thing
That's like saying writing books or doing mathematics on a piece of paper is a male only thing
Fucking delusional feminists
>>54713908
Girls will never be ready to poo in the loo
>>54720729
Also racism was wiped out in 1964 by the civil rights act
>>54713908
What do you care, the most technology you know is how to make retarded shit-posts on a korean movie forum.
>>>/r9k/
>blatantly off-topic troll thread
>stays up for 12 hours
>>54714276
Lovelace didn't do shit actually.
>>54714967
>python
>not Agda
>>54716978
Blue-collar all-male workplaces are the best. Just shooting the shit, getting work done, no need to be PC. To get in you just have to be able to drink a beer and pretend to like a sport. If you listen enough you'll know how to bullshit it.
>>54721287
>any language beside rust
>>54713908
There's already tonnes of girls in coding. Just not very many of them.
>>54721362
>>54721362
They're usually Asian from Asia. Asians don't have this hang up about gender politics that we do.
>>54721348
>any language at all
>not writing straight super-optimized machine code
>>54721362
i see what you did there
>>54721378
>>54721402
My track lead is a qt grill. Like, real qt 3.14. She's single at 37, really shy, filthy rich. When I started I thought she was in her mid 20s.
I attend a programming nonprofit's events. One of their main focuses is getting women into programming. They technically will help anyone get a job, but they focus their efforts and marketing *heavily* on women and minorities.
The classes are still 95% white men. Feels good man
How about women stop talking and start doing? Prove us wrong instead of saying we're wrong.
>>54721593
>women host developer event for women about getting women to code
>get asked to stop talking to women about women by men on the internet
I'm starting to think they're onto something
>>54713922
this, and also, the "girls" can storm the locale all they like, but if they cannot comprehend and unravel the puzzles, there is no way they can be functional programmers
so it should be "I won't stop until I encounter an insurmountable obstacle that is the result of insufficient cognitive faculties"
legislating equality in a footrace is just as idiotic
As long as they are cute I don't mind
>>54721567
To get women into programming, tell them to find the way to get men into knitting, then apply the same principle to women.
>master pro coding
>>54722120
They did that by brow beating the populace for decades bout the evils of machismo. That's how we got hipsterism.
>>54721728
oh yeah? well im a gril and i code in javascropt. take that misogynistic shit lord fiend!!!
us grils will tear down ur castle and sprinkle are period blood all over ur mutilated faces!!! ;)
>>54713908
And so is their biological clock.
Thank god I'm not in web dev
>>54713908
There's nothing stopping them from trying.
I've always thought that this whole inequality business is trite. Certain people, who happen to be members of minorities or women or whatever, blame their problems on some great conspiracy, rather than overcoming their own incompetence.
I'm a member of a minority, but I never accept affirmative action. It's not because my family was wealthy before I ditched them, it's because a job earned through it is going to negatively impact others, and I would rather struggle and get better and prove to the world that I can do it under my own steam.
>I'm triggered this easily
>>54723204 this
My female college friend and colleague in a hardware development job got bored by all of that and moved to web dev. So I'm not afraid at all.
I don't see anything to be afraid of. I'm not a poo2loo jQuery + Boostrap + PHP shitdev...
..................
At least I don't want to be. I know how to do things properly. I learn the stuff in my freetime. But muh job is... Uhh.....
Anyway, I'm not afraid. I see the countless mistakes our dev team makes and I know how they could be fixed if they let me.
The only people saying girls can't code are SJWs.
The rest of us are busy working.
>>54713923
>poo with 2 O's horizontally but 3 O's vertically.
It's called the HIDE FUNCTION you retards! Are you all underaged or something?
And eat shit OP, ironic socjus trolling stopped being funny 3 years ago.
Time to switch to mathematics,also why is coding being divided by boy/girl/other thing? Looks like a move to get cheaper workers to code for you...
Well /g/?
>>54725229
lingerie football league
>>54724220
clearly the vertical poo got stretched due to gravity.
>>54713908
gr8 can't wait to have some qt3.14 to develop shit with
>>54725498
Hate to break it to you anon, but the women these feminists are most likely going to bring in are hambeasts
>Women can either do the work required to pass a STEM degree and then have to actually code
>Or they can merely "advocate" for more women in x tech field and get much more money and exposure with a fraction of the workload
Every time you see one of these talking heads moaning about women in tech, they themselves don't actually do any real work. It's not enough that they get the red carpet treatment, they expect you to pretend they're doing just as much work as you even when they're not.
>>54713908
reminder women are genetically inferior koders
>>54720735
>>54717537
>>54714678
>>54714656
>>54714648
>unironically taking the bait
You're all a bunch of autists.
>>54714276
>who is F.E. Allen
anon plz
>>54714476
please tell me this is satire, god its good.
>>54714202
>Shit is worse than a clique of middle school girls.
We throw more shit, but also we don't let stupid jokes get to us.
>>54714256
I don't see Hamilton or Hopper crying about
>muh wage gap.
>>54713908
Another thread had to die for this one. A shit thread probably, but still a thread. Please stop posting
>>54713908
#include <stdio.h>
int main (int argc, char **argv)
{
printf ("Hi I am a ");
printf ("%s", "Girl Coder :3");
}
>>54714476
>On Arch Linux.
