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India launched its very first reusable space shuttle.

Indians will be the first humans on Mars.
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>>54708197
Is this rocket taking their poo to the loo?
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POO
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>>54708197
They must really be out of streets to shit in
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I'd prefer that they aren't. They defecate enough on this planet, Mars has done nothing to deserve that fate.
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DESIGNATED SHITTING ORBITERS
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America already shat on the moon.
There is nothing in space for the poos in loos. They can't accomplish anything that wasn't done by either the soviets or america
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Nice for them, I guess.

Indians are really not that bad despite the memes, let me tell you the chinks will be 100x worse in their relations with the west.
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>>54708197
First for critical density of space trash reached causing chain reaction à la "Gravity".
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First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win

t. Mahatma Gandhi
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That's a one little poo for the street
But a giant dung for everyone else
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>>54708317
you know that's a made-up quote right
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>>54708197
>s-see guys, we made it!!! guys LOOK WE MADE IT AHAHHAA
we already shat on mars years before you did :^)
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I wasn't aware you could build a rocket copy pasting code from Stack Overflow
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>>54708317
Then you poo in the loo
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Wow building a rocket is so hard
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>>54708197
just dropping this here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScatSat-1
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>their country is full of poor and uneducated people
>let's make a space shuttle

gypsies can never be trusted
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>>54709057

America is full of poor uneducated people and so is Russia. Didn't stop them from going into space.
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>>54708197
Did you run out of places to poo? Mars is not your loo.
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>>54708197
>every other country has pretty much dropped their space programs
>india starts theirs
cant loose without competition
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>>54709040
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>>54708992
They can't even build a F1 car that works, I doubt the rocket will work for long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGE1WUXS-UY
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How long until we become the first solid ringed planet?
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>>54709183
>tax breaks
>spending money
Statists, now even once
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>>54709085
Americans don't live in huts and they don't shit in the streets. Americans don't kill people because they bad mouth a cow. Americans have a better education system that has a fuck ton of money put into it.

People in India live off of farm land to barely even survive. The kids eat green bananas because if they wait other people will eat the green bananas before them.
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>>54708197
DESGINATED
SHITTING
STREETS
ON MARS
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>>54709157
>engine sounds like a runaway 4cyl carb'd diesel, probably from a pre-WW2 soviet truck
>2 major consecutive failures in the 1st lap
>actual champions and authorities present so this is srs biznis
oh yeah, superpower by 2020
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>>54708197
>Indians will be the first humans on Mars.

we'll have to call it "the brown planet" then
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>>54708197
superpower soon, watch out martians, they've got guns
actual wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INSAS_rifle
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They spent 10 million pounds on a model shuttle, a fake shuttle, that doesn't actually have any capabilities and will burn up on re-entry.

This is less impressive than their satellite launches.
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>>54709227
America is one of the most unequal countries on earth with hundreds of thousands of people living in their streets.

If America's education system was so great, they wouldn't need to be importing thousands of Indians to do their technology jobs and be their medical doctors.

It's not about how much you spend but what you do with it.
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>>54709575
America is about freedom.
Thousands of people come here to work in those fields because their own countries suck ass. All it does is drain the talent from their shitty country ensuring it will never ever get better.
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>>54708935
kek
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>>54709040
>scatterometer
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>>54709412
>INSAS rifle
>INSAS is an anagram of IN ASS
>IN ASS is where the poo is before it hits the street
It's like they're doing it on purpose
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>>54709433
https://www.yahoo.com/news/indias-mini-space-shuttle-blasts-off-055028209.html

Survived re-entry intact.

Did an Indian cuck you or something?
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ONE SMALL POO FOR INDIA, ONE GIANT SHIT FOR MANKIND
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>>54709433
>>54709711
>racist weeaboo
Is such a thing even possible?
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>>54709810
top fucking kek
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>>54708197
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
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Maybe they should spend money on loo instead of rocket.
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>>54709775
lol the article says it glided back down and splashed down into the ocean.

It can't fly the thing burned up in the atmosphere and crashed into the water.
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the reusable launch vehicle won't be launched until after 2030 this was just a test launch.

>>54709711
nobody in India except nationalist fanbois and illiterate village folk think india is "better".
but it's kinda like your family, you can't disown them even if your best friend's parents are way cooler and rich or whatever.
and it does feel like a family for indians given that indians usually have large extended families that mostly live in India.
but you hope that when you become a parent you can do all those things for your kids.
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>>54709908
>lol the article says it glided back down and splashed down into the ocean.

That's what's supposed to happen. Are you a moron with no reading comp, or do you just know nothing about space tech?

>It can't fly the thing burned up in the atmosphere and crashed into the water.

>"We have located the place where the vehicle is floating. The landing was soft and the vehicle did not break," Sivan told AFP.
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>>54709040
>An Indian sattelite called ScatSat
You CANNOT make this up
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>>54709949
He means it didn't break into pieces.
None of the equipment was functioning and it crashed where they wanted it to.
Soft is relative lmao.
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>>54709157
that was pretty fucking funny
like in a silent movie where the wheels all fall off sideways and the guy is just left holding the steering wheel
fucking hell it got up to a top speed of maybe 4-5 mph?
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>>54709040
You'd think these shitniggers would think before they name that crap.
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>>54709040
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>>54709984
[spoiler]nobody cares[/spoiler]
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>>54709976
>None of the equipment was functioning

Where's your source on this?
Why are you so jelly of India, lol
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DESIGNATED SHITTING PLANETS

I guess Mars is off limits now, get a move on and colonize the others before it's too late
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2020
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>>54708317
>First they ignore you
>Then they laugh at you
>Then they fight you
>Then you die
Purge shitskins.
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>>54709984
>You'd think these shitniggers would think before they name that crap.
>crap
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>>54708317
you forgot the last part if his quote
>then you fuck your underage nieces
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>>54710093
just remember the good the shitting street does
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>beginning of india's military space armament
>orbital bombardment
>with poo
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>>54710140
>India colonizes other solar systems
>their species diverges more and more from us
>they literally become Nurgle plague servants
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>>54710162
Emperor, save us!
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>>54710093
bring it on, nigger.
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>>54708317

and now for an actual quote you could have used that was not fake-said by an indian guy

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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Guys, you should admire them. It's really a big scientific achievement to develop a rocket engine that uses shit as its main fuel
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>>54709227
You my friend have not been to East Oakland, or any major city in the midwest
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>>54710198
that's rich, coming from a shitnigger
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>>54710051
If you would read about the project, it wasn't designed to function past re-entry. It was MADE to burn up and crash, they got all the relevant data from it while it was crashing.

It was the equivalent of dropping a crash test dummy wrapped in aluminum from high altitude. They didn't even technically put it in space. Get educated.
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>>54710281
OK. This is normal for testing a re-usable craft, and the fact that few have developed re-usable craft makes it impressive that they did.
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>>54710281
>They didn't even technically put it in space.

You realize they've put spacecraft on the moon and in Mars orbit, right? Not as if they don't have the capability
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>>54710320
I do, just saying that they aren't even to the design stages yet, this isn't a shuttle.
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>>54708197
They're gonna help fertilize the martian soil to grow potatoes
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>>54710254
nah, I mean most white people today are literally like 10% nigger by birth.
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>>54708384
All quotes are made up...
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>>54709575
>Implying they don't pay them less
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>>54710390
that's not necessary, India has a lot of people hate it, muslim, paki, some chinese, whites, and traitorous indians too

you can't tell who is posting, you can't assume like that no matter what they post short of an image with ID.

so you should not post these things.

what i have to say to whites and east asians is, india is not the enemy of china japan korea europe US russia etc.
India does not have enemies like that.
we are not looking to replace other countries, annex countries, or races.
we just want to develop, earn money for ourselves, and exchange ideas.
but we have many problems we are trying to overcome, but we are very hopeful as well.

indians are not going to steal your work either, i think in the long run more jobs will be made as indians devellop economically and many will be lost to automation anyway.

if you don't want to accept india, then i think it will be everyone's loss.
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>>54710281
It was actually a test to see how poo on a large scale would land in a loo
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>>54710335
/thread
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>>54710245
>>54709575

There is a difference between "I don't wanna live by the man's rules therefore I choose to live in the street" and "my country is so fucking poor that there is nothing else for me to do but live in the street"
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>>54709202
underrated.
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>>54709318
Dude, at least they knew what went wrong, can't get everything right on the first try.
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>>54709814
>weeabo
>not racist

Is such a thing even possible? I knew a few autisitic weeaboos in high school, they'd go on about how America's people and culture sucked and anime was the best thing ever.
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>>54709412
i hate that i like the guns design but its made by india
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>>54711348
>America's people and culture
is not a race

"white" is a race.

you are thinking of Nationalist.
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phobos is the designated shitting moon
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>>54708197
METHANE
LAUNCH
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>>54708197
Good shit (no pun intended)

They'll fertalize the Martian landscape so that the rest of humanity can make a home on the Red Planet one day. Salute.
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russias next generation fighter is partly designed by india
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Bollywood remake of Total recall would be glorious
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DESIGNATED

SHITTING

PLANETS
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>>54709814
>/g/ is openly racist towards india
>god forbid a shitty tripfag decided to be one towards india too
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>>54708197
>Designated shitting planet
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>>54709814
Channeling the Japanese man makes you racist towards all of the filthy gaijin, I imagine the Japanese are quite racist towards Indians as well.
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>>54711815
According to many tumblrites Japanese men are honorary white men.
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Why is India such a shit hole? I thought Indians claimed to be smart.
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White countries in suicide watch
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>>54711007

>thinking people choose to live in the streets in America and not because they're poor

High school must be tough for for your little brain
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>>54712402
That is literally the case here
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>>54711956
India is not nearly that bad, it's mostly sensationalism from news media and 4chan that gives you the wrong impression.

It's definitely not for beginner travelers because the food and culture and climate is often very different, people take a long time to adjust, if you are afraid you should just purchase decent hotel accommodations or stay down south, it's not different from any other developing country.
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>If you dont let Indians poo in space, they win.
What did he mean by this?
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>>54712422

Maybe stop watching Fox news for your information on homeless people and do some proper research.
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>>54711007
India is a developing country, it began industrializing in the 1960s while some states are agricultural, so not everyone has access to infrastructure yet.
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>>54708228
>>54708935
>>54709040
>>54709711
Pure Keks in these thread
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>>54712455
When ever I see a news article about India by American media, they include something like pic related and mention rape.
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>>54712455
>India is not nearly that bad

I urge you to reconsider.
Cherrypicked photos from postcards don't do India justice.

India is a destitute, vastly overpopulated place. This means total disregard for hygiene and human life, because people absolutely don't have the space or money to care for that.

In general, India is a very poor, extremely dirty and unhygienic place, once you step out of the gaited societies for the elite and tourists.


Take a look here:

http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
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>>54710390

i used to work as a customer support tech at a matchmaking website.

i originally got the idea from stormfront, they say the media causes whites to marry blacks.

anyway you can find black profile recommendations for white women that way. That's the best combo because black guys always go for white women even if they're fat, the trick is to get a woman around age 30 where they can still have kids.

>>54710390
that's not necessary, India has a lot of people hate it, muslim, paki, some chinese, whites, and traitorous indians too

you can't tell who is posting, you can't assume like that no matter what they post short of an image with ID.

so you should not post these things.

what i have to say to whites and east asians is, india is not the enemy of china japan korea europe US russia etc.
India does not have enemies like that.
we are not looking to replace other countries, annex countries, or races.
we just want to develop, earn money for ourselves, and exchange ideas.
but we have many problems we are trying to overcome, but we are very hopeful as well.

indians are not going to steal your work either, i think in the long run more jobs will be made as indians devellop economically and many will be lost to automation anyway.

if you don't want to accept india, then i think it will be everyone's loss.

I suggest we all do this, it's probably the best way to get rid of em, do what you can to get them to mix.

If each of us can work part-time or outisde of work on matching a white up with a black, it's going to be in the interest of all our kids.

whatever you can do helps!
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>>54712577
>http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
dear god
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>>54708211
Why not?
Methane powered rocket mite-b-cool.
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>>54712577
Is that a raven feasting on a corpse next to people washing their faces with the same water?
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>>54710538
Deeo
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>>54712577
>superpower soon
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>>54712577
>that link
I was eating asshole
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>>54712577
Jesus fucking Christ

>>54712606
It is, click the link for more.
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>>54712577
most of those pictures are either mislabeled or taken from one place with slums, so they're cherrypicked.

plus some of those images are intentionally mislabeled.

and being poor isn't bad; Kerala for example has a much smaller economy and more agriculture but met all millenium development goals, its population growth rate is about the same as the US and HDI about that of eastern europe.
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>>54712577
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>>54712577
Wow

DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS ARE REAL
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>>54708197
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>>54708197
So basically they ripped off Elon musk.....
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>>54712640
I hope you don't actually believe what you are saying, anon.
I am a pajeet too but I don't blindly defend India just because it's my country. It's because of people like you who shut their eyes to all the problems that the country has failed completely.
And that image is of the Ganga river - the holiest site for Hindus. ffs I am glad my family follows Jainism...
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>>54712640
>one place with slums
You don't see bodies lying around in even the very worst slums in the US and Europe.
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>>54712640
>and being poor isn't bad
Nobody said that.

I've been to Mozambique, Myanmar and other poor as fuck places. The people might not have had almost no currency at all (most trade happens through, well, trading stuff, like fish, fruits, etc.), but those places were paradise on Earth.

Clean beaches and unspoilt jungles, happy and clean people living in mudhuts or strawhuts by the sea, etc. .

Nothing even remotely close to India.

It's one thing being poor, and another bathing in waters infested by rotting human and cow corpses, because "if you believe, Ganges won't harm you".

Sorry, but India is unique in that, especially up north.
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>>54712577
>http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

fuck this shit, I'm out
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>>54709040
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIGCOMSAT
The best part is Nigeria's official language is English so they should know why using the "nig" prefix is funny.
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>>54712628
>I was eating asshole
Interesting choice of meal.
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>>54712723
like i said, if you're unwilling to look outside cherrypicked pictures you'll never get the right idea

india has more than its fair share of of pristine ecology and beaches, if you can't accept this then you simply don't know India.

you should come visit goa.

>>54712712
you don't see it in India either, that's just sensationalism, i've lived in india for a good deal of my life

>>54712700
most indians do think it's a dirty river because people dump refuse and dead bodies into it, but it's one river. there are filthy rivers in china too, India is a developing country and not all places have access to technology yet.
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>>54712797
i'm punjabi and i've been to india and you're not wrong, but it's hard to argue against a meme on a site overrun by /pol/
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>>54709057
You realize if India doesn't invest in things that employ highly educated people, they will all leave India for places that can pay more and India will have no educated people to develop the economy? This is not a waste of money, it does help the Indian economy. Economic development has NEVER happened evenly across all socioeconomic classes. There's no reason to stop doing something just because other people are poor. Ending the space program would not help alleviate poverty.
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>>54712712
you'd have probably seen it in chicago or london when it was developing
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>>54712723
Serious question, the people of the places you mentioned, used to take the poo to the loo? How they usually take a shit?
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>>54712797
>that's just sensationalism
It's not "sensationalism" or "speculation" or whatever.
It's photos, facts.

If you travel across Ganges where it passes through poorer rural areas, you'll be shocked.
(unless you're used to it).
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>>54712833
his point is that india isn't all like that. of course the ganges is riddled in shit and garbage.
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>>54712827
>Serious question, the people of the places you mentioned, used to take the poo to the loo? How they usually take a shit?

They had some huts made of straw/mud, with dug holes in them where they'd shit and then cover with soil.

Or some would take it to the forest I guess, but since the place wasn't overpopulated, it wasn't an issue at all.
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>>54712797
thank you for your input puujeet

http://www.firstpost.com/india/nyt-writer-absolutely-right-delhi-literally-shithole-india-2272904.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/31/opinion/sunday/holding-your-breath-in-india.html?smid=tw-share&_r=1
http://markmanson.net/a-dust-over-india
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>>54712805
I'm not going to try, for several reasons.

I'd rather not make friends with these sorts of folks.

India should be ashamed to some degree because India is a democracy, that's the only way there can be development if the people feel motivated to change stuff.

Folks that are curious will do research or find out one way or another of nuanced truth.

I browse /g/ regularly however so I pop into these threads when I get a chance so folks that browse them get some idea that not everything they see is true.

At the end of the day it is our work ethic and demonstrated success or failure in workplace that's going to with hearts and minds. If media alone could change the world, then Africans and Women in the West should be the most successful communities economically and socially. People can not argue against demonstrated competence in academia and workplace. The best they can say is "but it's just a subset of them", but even then they are forced to concede the necessity to discriminate on an individual basis,
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>>54708197
>Mumbai we got one problem sirs
>I need to poo
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>>54712819
I doubt it. Also, your pic isn't related.
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>>54708197
>Indians will be the first humans on Mars.

DESIGNATED SHITTING PLANET
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>>54712896
POO IN SPACE
DESIGNATED SHITTING APOGEE
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>you will never be able to go back to /g/ before /r/4chan memers had to shit up every thread with stale India memes
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>>54712909
it is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink
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>>54712948
DESIGNATED SHITPOSTING BOARD
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>>54712950
>You don't see bodies lying around in even the very worst slums in the US and Europe.
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>>54712927
SIR WE HAVE APPROACHED THE LAGRANGE POINT OF POO-1
INITIATING POO EVACUATION PROCEDURES
PROCEDURE COMPLETE
OBSERVING THE POO
ORBIT IS STABLE; SPIN STABLE; POO COHESION IS GOOD

and thus was born the satellite of poo as various indian spaceflights finished their missions
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>>54712833

thats a pretty bad picture... but india first driverles train is also not speculation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb2qa21EkBU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGLVjPBCHxE
tech related too ya
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While /g/ /pol/ is making fun of Indians pooing, White girls are pooing for pay

Why do white girls poo for Arabs and let Arabs shit and piss on them?

https://twitter.com/tagthesponsor/status/706191228547821568
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>>54712640
that looks like a nice to live
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>>54713012
>>54713046

do you also have designated shitting trains?
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>>54712455
>India is not nearly that bad, it's mostly sensationalism from news media and 4chan that gives you the wrong impression.

BOOHOO
60% of your country shits where it stands
that's fact
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>>54713055
http://justice.gawker.com/the-streets-of-san-francisco-are-covered-in-human-shit-1679930931

seriously tho, i've nothing against SF it's a beautiful city anyway, I'm certain.
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>>54708197

>Indians will be the first sub-humans on Mars.

Fixed
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>>54713055
Why do Indian men need to rape in order to get some action?
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>be India
>have millions of our best educated citizens leave and go to America
>hygiene so low that the UN made a meme about it
>workers working in actual sweatshops
>people live in huts full of shit
>having a $40,000 job is considered high class
>spend money firing a rocket into space
Has the poo fumes driven them crazy or what?
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>>54713129
>Has the poo fumes driven them crazy or what?
just high
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>>54713129
You answered your own question. The main benefit of things like this is that their educated people stop leaving India so much. Everyone that's employed by the space program or benefits from it because money circulates is one less worker in a sweatshop.
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>>54713104

60% of your women will allow an Arab to use them as a toilet
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>>54713129
because like 1% of GDP is spent on it, and India is a prime destination to outsource satellite launches to, which is why having the infrastructure generates income.

indian poor need toilets and the wealthy use gps; it is necessary to consider the interests of all citizens too.

lastly, it literally saves lives, india's weather satelites saved hundreds of lives during the south asian tsunami by helping to provide early warning.

lastly, it's simply a matter of diversifying investment. you don't put all your money into one thing, you find an optimal balance of investments that includes the absolutely essential, the sort-of essential, and even some luxuries that give the most reliable combinatoin of prospects for growth.

even if that 1% was put straight into manufacturing toilets India's toilet problem still wouldn't be solved and the opportunity cost in the long term would be greater. It's also a matter of corruption and perfecting systems.
If the entire world dedicated 100% its GDP to building toilets in India, it would solve the problem immediately.
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>>54713219
>tfw even the fucking UN mocks you poos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
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>>54712577
I've seen most of these and it still baffles me. India get your shit together.
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>>54712616
DIO
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That's... that's not a full-sized shuttle.
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>read news
>/g/ needs to know about this
>poo in loo thread already here
you guys never disappoint
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>read this thread
>Need to shit
>Indian space shuttle launches from anus
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>>54714383
KEK
E
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>>54713596
Damn that nose looks like something youd poke your anus with.
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>>54712473
Homeless people in the US choose to be homeless
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>>54712463
It means Canada is going to cuck itself into oblivion, just like Europe

>tfw wanted to move to Canada because fuck America
>They elect this fag
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>>54714502
Most of them have mental illnesses.
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Darude - Shitstorm
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>>54708197
POOPER POWER BY 2020
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>>54714557
They choose to be mentally ill.
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>>54712577

>India is worse than /b/
>India worse than /b/
>India worse /b/

Let that sink into you for a moment

WTF!

>http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
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>>54711657
Nationalists are racist, it's like the difference between pro-choice and anti-abortion, just one sounds meaner. FYI the USA isn't a nation, it's a pluralistic federated republic.
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>>54708292
Yeah, this.
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>>54708197
If they can sell that dodgy curry its probably good enough to propel a ship into space
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It's plastic model about 10' long. And they didn't even launch into space. They threw it about 40 miles into the air and then it fell to the ground and broke into many pieces.
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>>54708197
I am happy for India, honestly. But a reusable space shuttle isn't what's gonna take humans to Mars. It's too small, so there's not enough fuel capacity to make the journey. You need a large, multi-stage, multi-modular spacecraft complete with a lander to do that. And judging by the required complexity and size, it probably has to be assembled in orbit.
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>>54708370
Underrated
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When I left from New Delhi to San Fran, my Father said to me "The success of the Indian breeds jealousy in the American".

I've never heard truer words spoken.
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>>54714602
india is /b/
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>>54709949
then thats more akin to the saturn V and modules than a shuttle.
The point of a shuttle is taking off on a pad, landing on a strip, and being still functional.
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But Indians aren't human.
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>>54708370
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>>54708197
Who is going to screencap this so it goes directly to "the best of /b/" ?
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>>54708197
They should just build a space ship for all the poo in their country and launch it into the sun sorta like that episode of Futurama.
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>>54710538
All quotes are made up
-anonymous
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>>54708197
>Indians will be the first humans on Mars.

Indians will be the first humans to literally shit on Mars.
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>>54708294
You could call it Kessler syndrome, but that'd be too easy.
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>>54714940
I'm not jealous that you poo in the street five times a day....alright just a little.
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>>54712606
I went to India once. I seen 5 corpses in rivers near people drinking.
They are nurgles.
They are also immune to biological weapons thanks to the huge overexposure they get in day to day life
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>>54709227
Having to eat GMO trash and paying for it with one of your twenty debit cards is sooo much better.
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>>54709040
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>>54708370
this picture is so racist because it doesn't even make sense.
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>>54712927
Huh, misread that as apoogee.
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>this entire fucking thread
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>>54708197
fixed
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>>54709040
You really can't make this shit up. India get your shit together.
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>humans
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>>54715251
>GMO trash
GMO crops are healthier than organic dumbass.
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>>54709040
>and toilet services to India
Holy shit im dying
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>>54715222
A few years ago, one single Chinese incident in LEO caused the number of pieces of debris in space to almost double.
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>>54713596
>it's a little toy
Jesus Christ.

The best part is the space shuttle despite its iconic appearances was a mistake and a disaster. Fucking military wanted a bunch of stupid shit tacked on like those goddamn wings for "reconnaissance purposes." Yeah because you can do recon with a flaming goddamn ship crashing through the atmosphere at Mach 20. Damn Indians copying a design that was rightfully retired.
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>>54712628
Im here if you need seconds ;)
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>>54709412
Someone sat down and took the time to locate and label every poo in this image.

Think about that.
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>>54712640
Fucking hell man. It's a goddamn river. It doesn't matter if poor places are the ones dumping bodies. They're going to flow down the river. My father has a bunch of pictures of India when he went there for oil business reasons and there were corpses floating in the rivers of the really nice parts of New Delhi.
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>>54712577
Why not just purge india with T virus or nuclear weaponry?
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Is /g/ really more fascinated by poo than reusable spaceflight?
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>>54712577


Chinese comments themsevles on the page:
"I just want to say, there are a lot of places in China that are just the same. Don’t use the same air of superiority that Hong Kong and Taiwan people have when they look at mainlanders to look at India. I don’t like it."

" India is a democratic country with down to earth people.
The many dead animals above would have long ago been taken away by unscrupulous peddlers to be sold as food in China."

not much different
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>>54713123
female foeticide leads to a higher proportion of men to women
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>>54715357
>>>/tumblr/

Have you never seen indian public transport? There are people literally hanging off and occupying as much of the roof as they can. It makes 1000% sense, and its hilarious.
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>>54708197
lol looks like some beginner kerbal space program shit
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>>54711815
>this much salt

You should be lucky that they don't harbor the same hatred for you street shitters as the Pakis do.
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>>54708197
It will work if they use Windows 10, the clearly superior app.
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>>54711305
It's ridiculously obvious what went wrong, it's the poo in loo using big words to sound intelligent
There's major design defects all around in that, there's no point in polishing that turd
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>>54710331
>>54710281
>>54709976
>look at me, I'm retarded
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>>54712578
if this is so true, then why do all of the indian students cheat in class? they don't want an education, they want a paper that they think will give them a golden ticket to a better life.
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>>54712577
>argue with cherry picking
>cherry pick
It's like guys using the same photo of a slum in Caracas and saying that X country below the US is a shit hole
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Soviet Union made a better shuttle than the US in 1980. It took off, did a couple of laps around the Earth and then landed, ALL ON ITS OWN.

Google Buran.

They scrapped the program because of lack of funding. This is a reminder that the Soviet Union always did more and better with less money.

Also, right now the only way to get on and off the ISS is the Soyuz craft that the Russians designed and made in the 1970s. A Soyuz is also a life boat on the ISS in case of emergency and every time there's a majot problem on the ISS the astronauts get into the Soyuz and wait to bail.

Slavs are masterrace.
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>>54709040
Meme magic.
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>>54712876
>sensationalist news all over again
Right, it's not like they have something to win by writing clickb8
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>>54710219
Schopenhauer would have never even been known to the world if he hadn't based his philosophy off Hindu and Buddhist teachings.
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>>54716401
Hardly. Look at the edit history - there's a couple of morons vandalising it.
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>>54716398
>ALL ON ITS OWN
That looks like a 3 stage rocket to me.

>Couple laps around earth
You don't know how orbiting works do you?
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>>54713265
>even if that 1% was put straight into manufacturing toilets India's toilet problem still wouldn't be solved
Pretty much this, lack of toilets isn't an economic problem, it's a cultural problem
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>>54716408
if the indians could have invented shopenhaurism they would have invented shopenhaurism

- mark zuckerberg
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>>54716408
more like, pooinloo pseudo-philosophy would never be known to the world if schopenhauer didn't write about it
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>>54708428
+1 m8 r
this post is underated
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>>54716434
>Philosophy and religion that has dominated south, east and southeast Asia for millennia would never have been known to the world

You are dumb.
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>>54716442
i meant the real world not jungle shitholes
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>>54708428
Indian space programmes always come in quick and under budget.... I guess theyre actually doing that.

SCATSAT was cobbled together for bits of old satellite and done for 60% of the initial budget.

Kek.

Didn't they also send a probe to Mars for less than a Hollywood movie budget?
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>>54709040
I'm home resting from a back injury,
this ISN'T HELPING

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
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>>54716451
>Jungle

Whitey even fucked up the meaning of the word.
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>>54708197

They'll all die when one of them goes outside to shit in the vacuum of space.
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>>54716479
Apparently you can't read:
>a cognate word in Urdu did refer to forests

Surely you know what a false cognate is?
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>>54716479
sorry lad I could give less of a shit about irrelevant dead languages
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>they're gonna auction thoae astronaut suuts and it's gonna smell like shit
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>>54716554
also this
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>>54716554
>dat attitude control
While ghetto still pretty neat.

Real missiles reporting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msXtgTVMcuA
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>>54716554
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>oh wait it's supposed to do that
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>>54716502
>>54716534
>Not sitting on the VERANDAH of your BUNGALOW overlooking the JUNGLE before SHAMPOOING your hair and eating a PUKKA pie and CHUTNEY before getting into your PYJAMAS and listening to the PUNDIT on the radio moan about THUGS and MUGGERS.

>>54716534
>Could give less of a shit
It seems you can't speak living languages either. Retard.
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>>54710785
>not accepting our feces is your loss, sir
whatever you say
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>>54713285

>India
>get your shit together

They already have done though, they're all together on the same streets.
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>>54716612
>Not sitting in your CUSHY house in your KHAKI CUMMERBUND, waiting for your friend to arrive in his DINGHY with his LOOT of PASHMINAS so you can go drink PUNCH at the GYMKHANA before the TYPHOON comes in.
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>>54709040

EVERY TIME
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>>54708197
inb4 its a fucking nuke and not a space shuttle like they said it would. the pajeets are sharting world war poo 2 loo.
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>>54716554
>>54716569
>>54716599
that's actually the coolest alt control I've ever seen.

I'm willing to bet it's prone to failure but it sure looks neat.
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>>54709227
That you srsly need to defend murica shows that he has a point.
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>>54716846
>pls save us from le ebil problematic americans o noble shitskins
>t. euro cuck
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>>54708197
Yeah, but Indians reuse condoms and have found themselves in an AIDs crisis, if history can teach us anything, we know India will end up with more PSA's and a bunch of sick shuttles.
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>>54716419
>>54716419
>>ALL ON ITS OWN
>That looks like a 3 stage rocket to me.
Obviously the shuttle form factor cannot hold enough fuel to be able to release enough energy to break away from the gravitational pull of the Earth. It needed rocket boosters go get it into orbit.

>>Couple laps around earth
>You don't know how orbiting works do you?
Yes, I do. But, like a real /g/gentleman you fail to see the point.

The point is that the Buran was guided by on-board computers in 1980 and it autonomously successfully negotiated re-entry and landed on a tarmac, without human input.

The Soviet/Russian Energia rocket was/is able to take off, dock with the Mir (and now ISS) space station and then undock and return to Earth to be reused. Again, on its own and guided by onboard computers.

But please, get hung up on my language to minimize the achievement.
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>>54709040
>The primary payload of satellite is a scatterometer.
One day the world will be dominated by indians, shit pouring down from the sky on an never ending cycle like doomsday and still I won't be able to stop laughing like an idiot.
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>>54715474
top kek
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>>54709227
>americans have a better education system
Stopped reading there.
/r/ that american exam about ww1 with the twitter and hashtag shit on it.
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>>54709575
>hundreds of thousands of people living in their streets.
Even if that number's 999,999, that's still 0.3% of the population. Raw numbers can't really be used for comparing America to other countries since the population's either much higher or much lower than what it's being compared to.
>If America's education system was so great, they wouldn't need to be importing thousands of Indians to do their technology jobs and be their medical doctors.
People aren't imported for their skills, they're imported because they work for dirt cheap.
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>>54717096
>Dirt cheap

You don't import people for that. You outsource for that.

Retard.
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>>54716398
>>54716991
Buran was in 1988, years after the shuttle. It was also made from stolen shuttle plans.
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