>booting up FreeBSD on my Thinkpad
>total normie walks over
>cool! what linux distro is that dude?
How was he supposed to tell the difference?
>>54699539
No systemd shit, for one
I hate it when linniggers try to play with the big unix dogs
>sitting in class
>pull out thinkpad
>"that's a computer. It's so OLD!"
Fuck you bitch I pay my taxes!
>>54699529
So, is this the shit that never happened general?
>>54699557
could you be more of a cliche?
>>54699577
He's also fat and has a pony tail
>>54699577
>>54699587
butthurt normies
>>54699529
you are one pretentious loser.
>be me in high school
>girl walks over to me with a USB stick
>hey anon, could you print the document I have on this on the classroom printer, I forgot to do it at home
>sur-
>BSD-guy swoops in, grabs the USB
>I'll do it. He has shitty Linux, I got superior FreeBSD
>she looks at him confused, doesn't know BSD or Linux
>okay, I guess...
>he boots up his FreeBSD on his laptop, feeling 1337 haxxor because of all the scrolling text
>puts in USB, doesn't recognize
>ohshit.jpg
>fucks with the terminal, typing away furiously
>making typos
>class soon starts, it's a homework assignment
>finally sees the USB, opens up the doc
>tries to print
>noprinterfound error
>fuckhim.png
>he's now fucking with cups, trying to find the network printer
>cantfigureitout.mkv
>reading online tutorials
>class in 3mins
>I say, fuck that
>pull out the USB stick from his computer
>boot up my Debian with a custom Tux splashscreen
>girl: omg, that's so cute
>throw in the USB, recognized immediately
>mount it, open up LibreOffice
>find the network printer right away
>printing.jpg
>she goes over to the printer, grabs her homework
>thank you so much, anon!
>class starts
>nobigdeal.mp3
>BSD guy still reading online tutorial on how to print to the network printer
>>54699560
what happened to me in the same scenario
>sitting in class
>pull out Thinkpad
>"what is that?! it's so FUTURISTIC"
It was a Thinkpad 770 and this event occurred in 2015. Even normies want a cyberpunk future.
tfw no vax to run bsd on
>>54699685
yeah, I'm SURE that actually happened
idiot
>>54699557
I doubt that he had x20 optical zoom implanted into his eyes, you neckbeard.
>>54699728
The new is strong with this one
>>54699617
>normie
normalfag detected
>>54699529
>total normie walks over
>cool! what linux distro is that dude?
What fucking normie knows anything about linux?
>>54699529
>Sitting in class
>Pull out my flip phone
>Launch Arch Linux
>Unsheath my katana
>Tip my fedora
>Put on renegade gloves
>Put on black matrix shades
>Proceed to hack away in terminal
>Normies scatter and run for cover
>"Don't hack me bro"
>I teleport behind the lecturer
>"Nothing personal kid"
>>54699587
>boot up laptop
>nobody says anything because people don't walk over and comment on your computer when you're using it
>>54699881
I actually take the time to make fun of every idiot that uses OEM bloatware installs of Windows with 10,000 startup tasks and status icons. I am the only one who dual boots Arch with Windows 10, so there is no fun to walk over to me and talk shit.
>>54699529
>>54699557
Portage > Ports
Fucking loser
>>54699881
The cringe is strong with this one
>>54699529
> linux user = normie
so what a windows user is supposed to be?
>>54699685
Did you have sex with her?
>>54699728
>>54700305
Yes, actually. She was so grateful for the printing and she liked my sex so much that she paid me $50 ad thanks. Here's a picture of the $50 as proof.
>>54699529
Even hearing about linux is above most peoples understanding of computers. Also, nobody cares about your obscure and irrelevant OS
GEE WHAT A NORMIE HE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KERNELS BY LOOKING AT A SCREEN
>>54699529
FreeBSD which kernel usess?
>>54699557
>big unix dogs
Kill yourself
>>54699687
he was being sarcastic you autistic fuck
>>54699557
There are still distros without systemd.
>>54699557
>uses bsd
>insults linux
I'm done with this bored until summer is ogre.
>teacher is so called "telecommunications expert"
>says he runs FreeNAS
>he says its a linux distro
>>54699529
>itt tech cringe
OP
>>54701207
Well in his defense linux is complete shit. Literally a buggy piece of shit. All distros are the same and boring. Their is a reason BSD hackers are known to be more knowledgeable.
>>54701294
Is that why Linux won the race against UNIX?
>>54701294
Id love to know the details and reasoning behind your opinion on a technical level. As a BSD and HP-UX developer, Id like to know what """hacking""" is possible on unix but not linux. Also system d isn't on every distro.
>>54701294
You have no idea wtf you're talking about
>All distros are the same and boring
Jesus, you sound like an autist
>>54699557
fucking autistic socially inept fucktard
Summer tiiiiiiime and the trolling is easy.
>>54699834
* personnel
ftfy
>>54699529
>ITT: tech cringe
>>54701473
Pretty ironic, isn't it? lulz
>sitting in college course
>prof has iphone with otterbox case. Not in his pocket but on HIS FUCKING BELT PHONE CLIP.
How are these people qualified to teach?
>>54701543
Because he needs quick access to his securely mounted phone you fucking autist. He probably goes outside
>>54700390
>5 * 20 == 50
>>54702481
>Not using the superior mod 50 integer system
Wew lad
>>54699529
That's your fault for having a hipster meme OS.
>>54699557
THIS is the real tech cringe.
>>54699685
>>54700305
she obviously ended blowing and fucking the tall dark brotard who thinks computers are only for writing college essays and posting selfies on social-media
>>54702481
>5*20+1916
>not including 2.5 jacksons for scale
Explain yourself
>>54702510
>>54699557
underated
>>54699529
Please, tell the truth, your FreeBSD was actually an Hackintosh.
>>54702825
>9 replies
>underrated
Found some more cringe.
systemd
>>54699529
>normie
>has heard of Linux
nope
>>54702922
This is fucking retarded, tons of normies run Linux for work.
Oh wait, everyone on neo-4ch is a hipster nonce who wants to be validated.
>>54699557
Yea, they can see that from 20ft. away.
Are you a moron?
>>54699529
>sitting outside math class
>three freshman sitting across the hall on a bench
>one is clearly the ring leader and is blabbing away
>ignoring it at first but being to overhear tech talk
>listen in to ring leader saying, "...no one programs in Java anymore it's a security threat, you can't get a job writing java."
>lackeys nod in agreement
>ring leader continues, "I don't even get why we're being taught math I mean you don't use it in computers it does it all for you, I don't need to know this stuff to build a website."
>physically cringe
>wonder if these are the people I'll be dealing with in my career
>>54699560
Didn't she play with your clit though? Bitches love that
>>54699728
All of the stories on /g/ are true. All of them.
>>54699529
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, FreeBSD, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Free plus BSD.
>>54699687
>A true social August everyone
>>54699529
> medical expo, ca. 1998
> at the Hewlett Packard booth
> X11 app running on a screen
> fellow student asks the guy "What Linux distro is that"
> HP dude mad
>>54699685
>be me
who else would you be??
> be me
> In rando class and have to give a slideshow presentation using a projector
> Plug in VGA to laptop running latest Ubuntu at the time
> everything crashes
> reboot
> can't reboot
> black screen
> all work lost
> failed assignment
> almost failed class
> Everyone things I'm a fucking retardo unable to use laptop/projector/both.
GEE, THANKS A LOT CANONICAL.
>pillage old pc going to dumpster
>find 200GB HDD
>put Ubuntu on it
>Play with it for a day
>get bored
>realize I can't do anything on it I can't do in Windows
>uninstall it
>put a bunch of anime on it
>the sata cable goes bad or something and the drive wont show up anymore
>Throw out the cable but keep the drive in it's slot
>hidden anime stash in my computer but not connected to it
Selling anime cube $20
>>54704303
>no external backups
>>54704316
> $20 for 200gb of old gooktoons
Where in the fuck am I?
>In math class
>Other students have their Macbook Airs they bought with parents monies
>Pull out ol' trusty X201 tablet
>Can feel the derision from those who even bother to look
>Professor writes out some math equations
>Notepads and pencils start to come out
>Fold X201 in half
>Person next to me looks like I've lost it
>Spin screen around
>Tap screen to open notes
>Pop pen out to begin writing
>Person next to me is giving me a wtf did I just see look
>Secretly I got this because I can't read my own handwriting and this is the only way I'll be able to go back to what I wrote
>>54704448
4chan, looks like you need to go back to your homeland, reddit.
>>54704448
I'd buy it for $5
>>54702912
>9 replies
>8 took the bait
underrated
>>54699786
One in Europe or South America
>>54699933
>Arch with Windows 10
the arch is just for show and so it slows boot time.
>>54699529
>oh is that the meme devil distro?
Install gentoo
>>54699685
That shows how a GUI make simple things simple, while command line is for more powerful things.
Who is paying these bsd shills?
Nobody could actually like using such garbage.
>>54699557
Absolute vagina
>>54701294
You have absolutely no understanding on how to use the word "literally". Also
>All distros are the same
Thank you for proving you've never used Linux.
I find the claim that Linux is buggy funny considering how it's simultaneously the most used kernel and the most used in critical systems as well. Should we tell banks to run their operations on OS X?
>be me
>take out old Apple Powerbook G4 Titanium
>girl asks about computer, then for my phone number for help choosing a new computer
>tell her "sorry babe you're a cutie but I'm already married"
>she pouts and goes away
>Thinkpad fedora in corner visibly angry
>i wink at him as I take MAGA hat out of bag and put it on
>he looks down quickly
>had a Bernie shirt on
>MFW
>>54699786
I'm in Europe too. You would be surprised even at humanities facilities.
Anyone here have that youtube channel where the user downloads freeware and basically kills his computer?
>>54705258
What if it's 200GB of VHS rip Marmalade Boy episodes in RealPlayer files?
>>54701294
>more knowledgable
>doesn't know the difference between there and their
>>54701543
Kill yourself
>>54699834
Fucking kek.
>>54699529
Some faggot in my college physics lab thought Defraggler was a hacking program, and reported me to the prof.
>>54711480
>see something, say something
>>54699557
lol
BSD works great on my laptop though, i suppose I could just use Linux, but why not BSD if it works?
