Lying or fluffing a resume if you can back it up with experience (from personal projects). What does /g/ think?
>>54685976
You got to do what you got to do. You gotta take the poo to the loo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
Uh, how do you think people get employed?
HR departments look for the best liars, not the best people.
>>54685976
>Lying or fluffing a resume if you can back it up with experience
It's not lying if you can back it up...
>>54686047
How do I back up freelancing? I can prove my knowledge but how do I answer detailed questions about clients and such?
>>54685976
Maybe you could just put your personal projects on your resume.
>>54686145
Nobody gives a shit about that. It seems like if you haven't worked for $ in return then your experience doesn't count.
>>54686169
So just say you did it for a client
>>54686206
So basically put freelancing there. What I said >>54686131
How do I answer detailed questions about clients though?
i don't think most recruiters actually know what they're doing.
i have years of experience in one database, but they still ask me "do you have experience in X database"?
I really don't think they're different enough to justify asking... unless you're talking about mongo or a different type of structure...
>>54686249
You regard client privacy as paramount and decline to speak about your private clients.
>>54686249
Will they actually ask you detailed questions about clients though? If they do, you can say you signed an NDA or something about client privacy privileges.
>>54686295
They ask about a couple samples, websites I did for clients. What do I say?
>>54686169
lmao okay.
>>54686307
Show them the same thing any public user can see, that's what really counts anyway. Also, if the organization you worked for is a professional entity you could always ask them if you can use them as a reference.
If your clients are mostly brony porn websites or something you might be out of luck though.
>>54686307
Don't you already have projects that you've done? Show them those.
>>54685976
totally fine
buy a burner phone from the gas station and use it as a reference to your job with the fake qualifications/experience
either give it to a friend you trust or change your voice when they call
done and done, recruiters don't really do any deep digging at all
>>54686313
>lmao okay.
Spotted the unemployed college kid. Most employers don't care about personal projects because they don't value that as "real" experience. It's definitely a plus but not as much as you think.
>>54686487
Hello my Machiavellian friend. Have you done this?
>>54686544
I have indeed done this. I've also listed friends as past supervisors. I did this to get out of customer service and into IT
$20 for the phone and some minutes, those minutes are good for 90 days, get the job and toss the phone, you're golden
>>54685976
Don't forget to also
>create fake references
>have <6 months experience at a job you've never worked at
>forge all the certifications you need
>generally create a web of lies around yourself to get this job
>fail interview
>become neet
>die
