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• Chink Shit Gen PSA - Your order will (hopefully) arrive in your country in a minimum shipping time of two weeks but always expect at least four or more weeks due to customs etc, we (unfortunately) can't make your package get to you faster or process a shipment quicker.
Always contact the seller or create a ticket with support to find out what's up.
• Anon reviews his torch >>54595633 >>54595666 >>54595725 batttery and charger >>54595818
• MotoSpeed has a new model of mechanical keyboard, the CK108 its only difference with the CK104 are that it has more light modes and a palm rest.
• Anon bought a $25 mechanical keyboard off ToaBao >>54602305
• Anon got his Rock Zircons, loves them >>54593090
• Anon buys a TS100 soldering iron >>54590567
• Anon gives his thoughts on the Jinhao 15 fountain pen >>54600316
• Anon runs into a scam on eBay >>54597979
• Anon's initial impressions of the Chuwi HiBook >>54596938
• Anon posts a image review of his new chink wristwatch bought off AliExpress >>54600363 >>54600502 >>54601542
• Anon got his dancepad >>54596040
• Xiaomi hints at VR with what I'm assuming will be called the Xiaomi IO https://twitter.com/xiaomi/status/732601776935829504
Previous thread >>54596719
>>54602433
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PACKAGE
IT'S BEEN 3.5 WEEKS
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
WHERE IS IT YOU CHINKS
>>54596821
Sure, post nice pics pls
>>54602456
Learn to enjoy it.
I'm edging myself thinking about the bicycle rim straightening tools which are already in my country
>singpost
>>54602433
>• Anon got his dancepad
I have to say, I'm surprised with it. It works straight out of the box, I didn't have a single input that wasn't recognized, and it seems fairly solid (the seams on the edge and the materials are decent). Doesn't slip too much either, and I haven't used the adhesive pads included.
I bought it on a whim without knowing what to expect, and I'm very happy with it.
I'm sure it's not great for those pro DDR players, but for me and my friends who played DDR in arcades a few times, it will do a very decent job of animating our parties.
Oh and there was a CD in the package. It was a normal CDR with a 700Mb executable inside that my computer had trouble to read. I just threw that shit away, didn't need any drivers on Win 7 anyway, Stepmania recognized it immediately.
I'm also going to see if I can use it for regular games just as a fun challenge, like playing mario with it or some shit. I've been doing it with my Guiar Hero controller and it's really fun when you're drunk.
any decent mouse with a long 10ft+ cable?
>Quick! Post what's currently in your cart!
A cat shirt an a Huion tablet. Although I haven't been drawing enough to justify getting it, it still looks super nice because it's twice the size of my current one. Maybe I'll get it in October for my birthday.
Is anyone currently slapping a decent Sony sensor with stabilizer and PDAF on a ~$250 smartphone?
>>54602433
Thanks for all the effort, OP.
>>54602433
>Xiaomi hints at VR with what I'm assuming will be called the Xiaomi IO https://twitter.com/xiaomi/status/732601776935829504
lol no, they are just hyping up for google I/O 2016 convention tomorrow.
Xiaomi is probably gonna name their VR XTC RIVE or something.
>>54602568
Any mouse + 10 ft USB extender cable
>>54602678
this
>>54602671
What if they're the first chink company to strike a deal with Google to actually let them make a android box that actually can do netflix/youtube streaming in 1080p?
>>54602456
Trick is to order a bunch of shit over the span of a few weeks so each day you get a little present in the mail. Make sure when the gifts start coming you keep ordering gifts or the delight will stop.
>>54602847
But android is open sores so anyone can do that
>>54602847
you mean the nexus player.
>>54602847
Honestly, what do we here care if they struck a deal with google?
We are like 2.5+ years down the road from when chink media boxes were able to decode 1080p streams, and over 1 year since they were able to do this with H.265/HEVC which almost no one uses yet ...
>>54602847
What is the Nexus 6p made by HuaWei
>tfw addicted to chink lotto
Dont miss this, cant get a better knife at this price
http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_185413.html
>>54602891
Actually they can't.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/home-theater/why-android-and-other-devices-cant-stream-hd-netflix/
>>54602963
Looks like a decent price and I like this exact knife (have it on my desk and use it freuqently for various household things), but I figure it'll be around for like $7.5 for a while even after this deal is over.
How do the zircons compare to xiaomi pistons?
>>54602963
why the fuck do you people wanna buy knifes, are you niggers or something?
Is there a good chink version of a leatherman?
>>54603034
read wiki
>>54602981
That's apparently about Netflix not approving devices for HD streams.
Does not mean the Chinese devices can't do HD (which I thought this discussion was about, seeing how Youtube also was mentioned - which serves HD streams to anyone if you just request them).
The vast majority of Chink players from like $30 onwards can easily play regular 8bit h264 1080p, often even some 2k or 4k resolution.
And most above $60 do h.265 and 10bit h.264 in software at those resolutions, too.
Hey guys i am not sure if you are aware, but do you know that you can actually cut of few bucks of your chink buys by using promo codes?
http://www.goodsearch.com/gearbest/coupons
>>54603034
check audiobudget website and then click brands "mi" or "rock"
>>54603043
A knife is an extremely useful tool if you have a household? Lots of things need opening or otherwise to be cut, and scissors aren't always the best option.
>>54603119
use a kitchen knife?
I just bought this
>>54603053
>>54603187
fuck accidently my jacket deleting post number
>>54603187
Looks nice. Link? I can't tell what site that is.
>>54603187
This is good stuff. I am also about to buy a ganzo multitool
>>54603251
lol forgot
http://www.banggood.com/Ganzo-G302B-Multi-Pliers-Black-Camping-Tools-With-Locking-Function-p-973976.html
>>54603266
why the fuck cant the EU WAREHOUSE ship to Sweden?
Gangbanggood wtf?
>>54603180
Doesn't fold, so it's not as safe to put into random drawers across the house.
Also, most of the ones I have I'd not want to use for household tasks. They're nicely sharpened and often very thin. Great for vegetables, not so great for assorted tasks.
>>54603119
I've never actually questioned this, are automatic, folding, butterfly and hunting knifes sold freely in western Europe?
We have them all over the place in the east, you could buy them at bus stops.
>>54603266
>http://www.banggood.com/Ganzo-G302B-Multi-Pliers-Black-Camping-Tools-With-Locking-Function-p-973976.html
How much you paid? 42$? Same thing on gearbest costs 36$
http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_67303.html
Is there a huge list of all the chinese sites that accept paypal somewhere?
>>54603266
Looks more expensive than on other sites.
But from the two Ganzo multitoools that I had: They're not bad. Not that I use them, they made me realize I really just prefer swiss army knifes (genuine ones, none of the Chinese was good enough).
>>54603119
>Lots of things need opening or otherwise to be cut, and scissors aren't always the best option
Name me one common household cutting task for which either scissors or a standard kitchen knife are at a material disadvantage to your Authentic Call of Duty Styled Tactical Combat Knife
>>54602749
No usb host mode and only a detachable shark reader ? good luck with that senpai. Even with OpenWrt is pretty useless.
>>54603302
im fucking done with gaybest, worst costumer support ever. Their support employees are probably picked up at the local red light district.
I'm probably going to buy this and just wait out the 29 days.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2016-New-Original-DZAT-DF-10-In-Ear-Earphone-Wood-Headphones-Bass-HIFI-Fever-DIY-Wooded/1825606_32604737863.html
I hear china registered air is good, anyone had any experience?
I'm buying these headphones for open soundstage, and good sound signature,
and these were the cheapest (with decent shipping) that I could find anywhere
are there any better headphones? (open soundstage, for games, gound sound signature, for music)
>>54602568
as other anons said, wireless or 10 ft extender.
>>54603406
So can I just order a slut chink gf/fucktoy ?
>>54603295
Automatics are regulated in a lot of countries.
>>54603295
Automatic knifes aren't legal here. It's legislation passed mostly because of trouble with Eastern Europeans... heh.
Swords and halberds and everything big like that is still legal, uncool manually opening knifes are still legal (caveat, you generally need to have a reason to carry or display them if it's in public). But no daggers and no automatic knifes and no throwing stars.
That legislation is national though, not "western Europe" in general. Buuut it worked in terms of how many people got injured by such weapons.
>>54603424
Get 'em and give us the rundown when they arrive.
>>54603424
>I hear china registered air is good, anyone had any experience
In my experience it's the same as any other "standard" delivery method, namely pick a random number between 14 and 42 and that's how long your parcel will take
>>54603406
Did you throw a baby temper tantrum because your $2 usb cable still hadn't arrived after 5 days?
>look up if mixza has some nice usb flashcards
>they have some based dinasaur eggs
>"omfg mixza you are the flash storage gods"
>USB 2.0
REEEEEEEEEEEE
anyone know some nice looking 3.0 flash drives? 128GB ofc.
>>54603571
shark + usb 3.0 sd reader.
STILL stuck in customs.
>>54603571
Just buy the 8gb of that and stick something else in it you tard
>>54603571
Is USB2. really too slow?
The entire 128GB would still transfer in like 55minutes, and it's not too typical that you'd have a full 128GB to transfer in most scenarios.
>post came
>its for my mum not for me
:^(
>>54603451
>>54603523
>>54603424
I know that it's not exactly chink but it might as well be, the earbuds are on amazon japan for 4000~ yen.
https://www.amazon.co.jp/CollectionAudio-%E3%82%AB%E3%83%8A%E3%83%AB%E5%9E%8B-%E3%83%98%E3%83%83%E3%83%89%E3%83%9B%E3%83%B3-%E3%82%AF%E3%83%A9%E3%82%B7%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF-DZAT-DF10/dp/B01CLED0PE?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
I have no idea how much that is, but I'll probably get it from amazon jap since it's a fair bit more reliable than random seller on a market place
>>54602433
ATTENTION TAOBAO BUYERS
Buying from Taobao makes you also pay a shipping cost after the package reaches their warehouse.
Mine came out to be 13 dollaroos... for a 5 dollar mechanical pencil. FML I probably am going to not pay and cut my losses. I only spent $15 on the site anyways.
>>54603571
>get mixza 128 microsd
>get usb3.0 microsd reader for like $5
problem solved
Mini M8S anon here, I was the one posting 2 short reviews about it.
Not sure what happened, the box is constantly freezing. I can't watch a 2 hour movie without this shit crashing. It doesn't seem to be an overheating issue because it can freeze on the home screen, doing nothing.
>>54603565
I made an order change, the difference price became 30$ more.
The first support lady asked me to send money trough paypal balance to "[email protected]" but apperently this was wrong, she just made it up herself.
What I was gonna do is wait for an invoice in paypal and pay that.
So I then asked her to ask the financial guys to accept the paypal balance, then after 1 week she responded that they couldnt accept the payment, it is still "denied" and has always been denied because "it is not in USD" (It was literally exactly the same amount they demanded in £, an easy currency converter can look it up)
So I ask her to tell the financial guys to deny the transaction, she said "I respond in 24h", OK.
never got a response, chatted with one who was gonna contact a finance guy, "its fixed now sir, just wait 1-2 BUSINESS DAYS". I knew she was talking bullshit because I know that I would get the money back to my balance immediately.
She hanged up immedetly after writing that, contacted another support lady trough ticket and my experience was the same there, "wait 2-3 business days for us to fix this" and they never did and never heard back.
ITS SO HARD FOR THEM TO UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU JUST NEED TO LOGIN TO PAYPAL
CTRL + F THE TRANSACTION ID
AND PRESS "DENY TRANSACTION"
AND THIS EASY THING GETS SOLVED.
So I just gave up, I paid the invoice like a cuck and I just have to wait 30 days to get those money back because finance gearbest guys are retarded or support ladies just dont gaf.
>>54603626
>>54603759
but a ugly microsd reader is a not a based dinosaur egg.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1991INC-2016-new-Autumn-Winter-personality-Dolphin-3d-printed-Pullover-sweatshirt-women-men-Hoodies-Sweatshirts/32602486078.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_4_10017_10021_507_10022_10009_10020_9871_10008_10018_10019_101_9875,searchweb201603_7&btsid=cbc8bc67-064c-4f35-b232-3cbb163d9388
Talk me out of ordering this
>>54603854
I'm not going to.
Order it.
But also a question:
I have realy shit handwriting, like it's barely legible (can't get a sample rn, will post sample tomorrow), are there any good, nice pens?
>>54603817
Then deal with usb2.0 pussy, or email mixza and make a special request.
>>54603854
It seems pretty funky, you should get it
>>54603896
No pens really fix your handwriting, but in some cases finer points can make handwriting more legible to people.
For ball points parker, uniball, or more chink for fountain pens Jinhao or Baoer are probably good choices.
>>54603754
>he fell for the "buy from taobao, you cut the middlemen" meme
>>54603754
This is the main reason why I haven't ordered my Chinese Skittles candy or Bulgogi beef jerkies yet. I think they'll charge me per /kg. A lot.
>>54603754
I knew there had to be a catch with taobao.
>>54603897
fuck that, im gonna transfer big iso files with it, aint no time for 2.0
>>54603953
Shit I fell for the taobao meme. Guess i'm gonna find out in a few days how much my $20 keyboard really will cost :(
>>54603854
Get this instead.
http://www.gearbest.com/sweaters-cardigans/pp_251411.html
I underestimated how hard it is to sit and wait for Chinamemes to arrive. Been waiting less than a week and I'm just staring at my letterbox like a fucking idiot. And it's not even exciting stuff.
What can I buy to spy on my sister in the bath?
>>54604140
>buy 6 less than £3 items from 6 different chinks on eGay at the same time
>they take between 2-8 weeks to arrive
Enjoy the anxiety
>>54604177
Sexy underwear? For her and/or yourself?
>>54604177
A pair of balls?
>>54604177
I don't think they sell sudoku manuals anon
>>54603053
Ganzo make good knives and multitools
>>54603943
are there any good cheap fine point pens, or should I just get them from the UK
>>54603797
>I made an order change
So really it's all your own fault.
>>54604328
Fountain pens... well, I am the guy (or rather, one of them) who likes the Jinhao 15.
I also think the Chinese mechanical pencils are okay.
For ball point and other pens, I think you can buy the Japanese like Uniball etc. cheaper in the UK directly (assuming that's where you live).
>>54603797
>I made an order change
>with chinks
>fail to follow instructions
You get that you pay for
http://www.gearbest.com/binoculars-and-telescopes/pp_340702.html
chinese invasion when?
Has anyone here received a obvious fake and disputed it on Paypal for counterfeit item?
I don't have the item but what if I get a fake?
Does everybody here just get partial refunds? Why not just destroy it and give proof to Paypal and refund.
>>54604466
>6.4 degrees angle of view, providing you with a large field of view
>>54604497
What kind of item did you buy?
>>54604497
I did it with ali and got chinked
>>54604553
Fake Piston 3. I know it's a fake because it's $3. I'll receive it and then compare it to a real Piston 3. I'll ask Paypal that it's counterfeit and then if I have to video the destruction. I'll cut the wires and get my full-refund.
>>54604497
Yeah one time off eBay, chink seller listed it as genuine and by the time it came he had taken the listing down and changed the title.
Actually first contacted the seller about it to ask what's up, ignored my messages.
Disputed it with eBay/Paypal, made it clear what fuckery went with him not responding and changing the title. You know what those cunts did? They actually sided with the seller, asking me to send it back to get a full refund when doing so would cost more than the shit I bought.
Messaged the seller again and now all of a sudden he responds (probably because he has too over the paypal dispute) and he agreed to give me a partial refund.
just bought this
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ajazz-Geek-AK33-Backlit-USB-Wired-PC-Gaming-Mechanical-Keyboard-Black-Switch-Wh-/401080586007?hash=item5d62440f17:g:T5AAAOSwG-1W1SQT
i'm pretty skeptical because of the price, did I just get memed?
>>54604577
>cut cords
>call it counterfeit
This works?!
>>54604612
There's youtube vids of people shooting counterfeit items with a shotgun or whatever in order to provide proof to Paypal that it's counterfeit to receive full-refunds. I guess I can get lucky. I know how to repair earphones.
Welcome cs/g/ents
Hope all is well, sorry I could not get the upload in time yesterday but after editing and cutting its finally up! I decided to review the Chinese Knock-off iPhone clone IEM's as I stated before in these threads the quality of them are terrible and I would strongly advise investing another 2 bucks on a better product for personal use. But they are great for making an extra buck or two reselling them to other people after all the "apple products look good so I don't care about the quality" is a universal mindset.
Anyway here is the video
https://youtu.be/JE3D7ZlbWNA
Will be uploading 1-2 more today! If you have any feedback or requests feel free to leave a comment or just reply to this post.
Good shopping guys.
>>54604608
If you think you got memed then you definitely got chinked
>>54604642
kek
I try to only do this when absolutely necessary so they don't think I'm abusing the return policy.
The chinks are slowly evolving into mindblowing gooks/japs
http://www.xda-developers.com/xda-external-link/meizus-first-foray-into-the-us-will-be-a-wireless-speaker/
>>54604645
holy fuck your audio is so much better now
>>54604732
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/gravity-floating-speaker-with-floating-display--6#/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=113&v=N6-JvY-39i4
>>54604732
>>54604787
That is some sexy fucking chink shit right there, god damn.
mitu :3
>>54602433
>>54599927
All good. Thanks for the help.
In case anyone's interested, here's what I had on my Redmi Note 3 PRO before I flashed the Global ROM on.
>>54604645
>Don't forget to like and subscribe!
>>54604866
Jesus do you post in every thread? Make a channel yourself, leave some feedback, tell me what you don't like add something to the /csg/ pool of knowledge.
>>54604778
BM-800 Works miracles.
>>54604645
Nice, you using the BM-800 for your reviews now?
>>54604902
Don't give in to the shitposter, don't even acknowledge the cunt.
>shipped by air six days ago
>still haven't gotten my diffraction glasses
reeeeeee damn chinks
>>54604732
fucking bought
feels to good to have a great salary
>>54604645
>I don't want to make this review too long
>first 50 seconds are spent describing the quality, materials and color of the disposable plastic container the headphones came in
>>54604964
Yeah its amazing , Here is my ghetto setup for now. I'm using my own thinkpad x230 for Adobe premiere and other editing. Since it has a combo jack input I'm using my roommate's x201 for audio recording, it has a discrete stereo mic input. They all do the job! Hopefully my cheap DAC will arrive soon thus reducing my workload and increasing my video speed.
The seller just shipped my Redmi Note 3 Pro and I can't wait for it to arrive!
>>54603797
>order change
>half a world away
being an idiot is tough, huh
>>54605018
I realize the videos are becoming longer, will shorten the next ones out. Trust me these cheapo earbuds had to be scalded. Plus I think with some products packaging is important too. After all you do care about the presentation of the products you get.
>>54605040
What dac? So far have you just been using your onboard sound card?
![1451974469221749693[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TKQS40Q.jpg "1451974469221749693[1].jpg")
>>54605092
Yes currently using the onboard sound card of the Thinkpad x201, little champ. I use Audacity for recording. The dac is pic related, unfortunately I cannot afford a decent audio interface for now. Once I get my desktop PC back I won't need it anyway.
>>54605092
Anser and post the DAC
>>54604850
I also have him. my little commie.
Im seriously considering making a little maoist altar for him.
thats the very least I can do for china for offering cheap chink shit.
Anyone got some good binoculars that you would recommend?
>>54604989
>$200 item
>great salary
Wot?
>>54604850
where can I buy this from?
>>54605137
link pls
want to get one too
>>54605388
http://www.gearbest.com/cables-connectors/pp_68127.html?vip=154547
>>54605439
thanks a lot
>>54604732
so its a wireless speaker with an old arcade ....
this is pretty shit
The Chuwi HiBook tablet's keyboard finally came, anyone have any questions?
The already mentioned a few key points from the tablet itself a few days ago, but for the keyboard- its actually pretty decent. The hinge is solid as all fuck, the rubber pegs on the bottom are in place properly and are rounded off so they wont peel anytime soon.
Two USB 2.0's on either end, the keys are ok as well, they could be better but they aren't spongy like some other flatter ones.
The touchpad is decent as well, but feels very hollow and plasticy when you tap on it. For 30-40$ its worth it though.
>>54605071
Fine, since I got called out for shitposting I'll be constructive. You already know my feelings on the general subject matter and your chosen review format from the last time I popped up so I won't cover that again.
I think your general tone is slightly unsure of yourself. There's a lot of "in my opinion" thrown in there . It's a review so anything which isn't a straight statement of fact is necessarily going to be an opinion; your job as reviewer is, in part, to convince us that your opinions are factually correct insofar as they can be, so prefacing them with something which reminds us that they are just your subjective musings is unhelpful. In my opinion.
On a related note, I don't really like the obsequiousness at the end. As the reviewer you're supposed to be speaking authoritatively on the matter at hand; while you certainly don't have to act like Maddox, equally I don't think you should admit that you'll bend over backwards to change things if your viewing public requests it. That said, I don't really "get" a lot of things about Youtube or the everything-is-a-service mentality that pervades a lot of things these days so I may be in a minority of one on this.
Finally, there's still a fair few "ummmm"s in there. If you're not doing it already, consider either writing out cue cards or taping a sheet to the wall in front of you with the major points you wish to hit and/or a list of topic sentences you can refer to if needs be. Or even better, get a cheap Chinese projector and use it as an autocue.
Hope some of this was vaguely constructive and possibly helpful as well. I would say something nice but I don't have time because I'm off to like and subscribe.
>>54605559
is it usable for university stuff?
caveats?
problems?
linux compatible?
>>54602557
I used to (try to) play Tony Hawk on mine when I had a dancepad.
top jej's were had
which is better, the Cube iWork 10 flagship or the Teclast Tbook 10?
How hard is it to get rid of chink bloatware/spyware on these things?
>>54605574
>>54605576
>is it usable for university stuff?
4GB of ram and runs full windows 10 or android
>caveats?
Its heavier than it looks, android apps were all in chinese (you can delete them ofcourse, but I have yet to figure out how to re-enable the keyboards windows key to be a quick google search)
>problems?
Everything is working so far, the included charger looks a tad sketchy but didn't explode yet. I swapped to my anker one anyway as it has 2x2.4A outputs
>linux compatible?
As for now I have no idea, some of the drivers are weird so I have heard. You will obviously lose the OS switcher if you fuck around with things. Ill wait awhile before doing that as I plan on messing around with both included OS's
>>54605576
that's a fucking half dollar nigger
>>54605576
oops im retarded thats a dime
>>54605567
Thanks, I will attempt to be more authoritative when it comes to describing the product, as you said personal opinion is not worth much to the viewers. But I still think that some personal experience can come in handy for product reference. I might prepare cue cards but honestly I was educated towards impromptu speaking and I delete and re-record alot of times when I'm not happy with the result. As you mentioned though stuttering is never a good quality, maybe I can remove it via script creation or editing.
You were very helpful. Thank you for the feedback. I will be cutting the reviews shorter when the product is simple, after all I just enjoy being comprehensive. I like to have some opinion from someone when it comes to Chinese products.
>>54605655
>>54605670
I took a few pics with various shit for scale and forgot which one I uploaded.
Anyone have that 64 gig shark mouse-pad image?
>>54605696
Width compared to a US dime
>>54605720
what does that even mean
why would you want an image that large
https://world.tmall.com/item/520747111302.htm#detail?skuId=3103510834383
Is that legit? How much would shipping cost?
>>54605747
I-I mean the shark in the picture but with the 64 gig card colors.
>>54605747
>this post
LOL
>>54605675
>as you said personal opinion is not worth much to the viewers
Not at all. Maybe I expressed myself badly.
As a reviewer, you're obviously going to be going to be conveying a lot of your personal opinion - if we just want the factual shit we can read the spec sheet. Your role is to make your personal opinion our personal opinion, before we've even seen the product. While you don't have to say "it is objectively the case that these headphones are shit", equally you don't have to admit "it is the personal opinion of one bloke from the Home Counties that these headphones are shit"
Also why is your geranium still indoors in May?
>>54605761
Fag that got scammed by taobao here.
Cheapest is 13 dollars for lower than 1KG. Anything more than that is just more money and a keyboard probably weighs more than that. Maybe 15-17?
>>54602456
you order a graphics card?
>>54605055
If you can't wait, the next month will be unbearable.
>>54605806
My geranium is my desk plant. It seems to be doing fine, the room has a large window. And I get it, you basically want me to become more convincing whilst discussing my personal thoughts on the product.
Thanks for all the help, I really appreciate your feedback, you are the first person to actually offer constructive criticism from /g/.
The new video is up. I prepared it a while ago, I will take into consderation your criticism in the next video!
https://youtu.be/IvoKuPt1ruI
>>54605137
>onboard sound card of the Thinkpad x201, little champ. I use Audacity for recording. The dac is pic related, unfortunately I cannot afford a decent audio interface for now. Once I get my desktop PC back I won't need it anyway.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-USB-Male-to-3-Pin-XLR-Female-Microphone-MIC-Studio-Audio-Link-Cable/32583966829.html
See if this shit works
>>54605918
I looked into those, they record in mono, so no thank you.
>>54605862
>My geranium is my desk plant
That's like owning a cat and not letting it outside. Shame on you.
>>54605862
you are doing great, just letting you know
keep up the good work!
>>54605988
Thanks man. Glad you like it!
>>54605957
Ok ok calm down, I live in a small shared dormitory room, I will put it on the window overhang outside during the day.
>>54604079
That's fucking mental.
>>54606038
>I will put it on the window overhang
It looks too big for its pot already, so I wouldn't. If your care has kept it alive thus far, don't change things just because someone on a Chinese cartoon forum tells you to do it differently to get geraniums with thick, manly trunks.
>>54605827
How exactly you got scammed?
>>54606182
He didn't, he just didn't understand how they do shipping
CALLING OP
>>54599802
from the previous thread really ought to go in the news for the next. It's a $10 USB wifi dongle with a micro SD reader you can flash OpenWRT to. The possibilities are endless.
>>54605827
A keyboard does not weigh 15-17kg
>>54605934
bro microphones are mono. xlr is mono.
>>54606205
>>54606182
They never gave me the shipping price when I purchased it and than 3 days after I ordered it I got a notification for shipping to the states.Can't even apply for a refund.
It is more devious than an actual scam though.
>>54606270
Oh then its okay, but why go for a more expensive solution, I bet that cable has the exact same chip but with the XLR connections soldered to the input leads. After all if it works just the same why fix it?
>>54606236
It scales differently dumbass.
>>54602858
This.
Or what I do is: I order around 3-8 little thing on day X. On day X+1 I order some pricey thing. Day X+2 and X+3 are no order days. Day X+4 is 4-6 orders. And the on the last day of the ordering session, something with lesser value than the second day.
This method makes the orders come relatively separated.
>>54606327
Then you should make sure to zero and calibrate your scale before you weigh your 16kg keyboard
>>54605827
>17kg keyboard
Made of solid steel?
>>54606410
>Thinking you are funny
If it was hard to understand, the price scales differently on the weight of the product.
>>54606435
I meant 15-17 dollaroos. Where the fuck can you even find a 17kg keyboard?
>>54606456
>Where the fuck can you even find a 17kg keyboard?
You found yours on Taobao, didn't you?
So I ordered this pusheen cat a couple days ago, and it was still processing today, I was about to open a ticket but then noticed that it shops between may29-jun7 lol.
My other items say may 18th though, will everything be delayed to wait for the pusheen to ship out as 1 package as I paid for them at the same time, or will they ship the items as they arrive in the warehouse?
WHICH CHINK DYNAMIC MICROPHONE SHOULD I BUY
I WAS THINKEN OF GETTING THIS
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/BM800-Dynamic-Microphone-Sound-Studio-Recording-Kit-With-Shock-Mount-Blue-Microphone-Suspension-Boom-Scissor-Arm/32605297738.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.38.kOvYxZ&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_2_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_2&btsid=8547ffee-e56f-4091-bca8-00d5d44d77d8
ANY ALTERNATE SUGGESTIONS?
>>54606662
I think it's cheaper on gaybest
>>54606662
Gearbest is cheaper, like half of that cheaper.
>>54604645
I'm seriously considering doing something similar to you. I just might.
>>54606632
Depends on the mood of the Gearbest slave worker that day.
You could always cancel the cushion and order it from Aliexpress, though I imagine Gearbest would try to give you your refund in Good Boy Points
>>54606671
>>54606707
NOTICE I SAID "DYNAMIC" MICROPHONE NOT "CONDENSER"
THERE ARE NO DYNAMICS ON GAYBISTO THAT I CAN SEE
>>54606785
Buy a keyboard with a working caps lock button while you're at it.
>>54606741
Can't use Aliexpress in my region have to use Taobao and shipping on that sucks as well as extra currency conversion fees.
Gearbest is cheaper when I pay in USD and free shipping.
I can wait, just curious on if it'll ship as one or multiple packages
>>54606788
FuCk YoU FaGgOt
>>54606785
The BM-800 is not dynamic you caps lock nerd. I own one and reviewed the audio quality along with the microphone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9N1i7qmf94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4r1NfC1HO4
The Aliexpress listing is a lie. Now stop caps posting and find your mother's credit card so you can buy that microphone for your gaming setup.
JUST
http://s.aliexpress.com/QZvQfMfY
>>54607136
ILL CAPS POST AS MUCH AS I WANT YOU AUTISMAL FAGGOT
SORRY IM NOT AS WELL VERSED IN CHINK TRASH AS YOU ARE, COCKMONGLER
>>54607200
LEL
>>54607367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8pR1rZZHEs
Here is a special 4chan board just for you
http://www.autism-society.org/
>>54607407
WOW YOURE REALLY GETTING RUSTLED BY BIG LETTERS HUH
4 U
>>54607200
I am buying that shirt and you can't stop me.
>It didn't come today, but surely it will come tomorrow!
>>54607460
No problems.
>>54607831
Would be better without the text
>>54604645
Are they similar enough to earpods where I could buy real ones and return these in their place?
tfw chinked
How much chink shit will it take to fill the emptiness in my heart?
>>54608091
I like the hustle
>>54608199
just keep ordering and dont stop
every day the mailman will bring you chink shit to enjoy
anyone buy any jewlery from the chinks? some of it looks aite
>buy on gearshit
>wait a week
<they give tracking number ending in XX
>fishy as fuck
>wait another week >complain cuz the number is fucking fake
>turns out the number was internal number of shady courier
>after 14 days they send me a shade website which miracle translates that number to a proper international tracking code
>supposedly it's shipped
>still hasn't arrived to country
You get what you paid for I guess
>Awaiting Shipment
PROCESS THE PACKAGE ALREADY, YOU CHINKS.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Rs-9-game-machine-sega-classic-md-handheld-game-function/1497553_32584508491.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Handheld-Game-Consoles-with-1-8-inch-Colorful-Display-280-in-1-Chip-High/32291894561.html
thoughts? looking for a cheap handheld to play qix bubble bobble, tetris, puyo puyo, etc while I poop/fall asleep.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Spring-And-Autumn-Vintage-Simple-Solid-Unisex-Solid-Beret-Buckle-Flat-Caps-Warmer-Berets-Leisure/32449962284.html
Will this make me look like a slav?
How the fuck do I order anything from alibaba?
Dhgate is easier to figure out, so much easier, but alibaba looks like it has better prices
>Card declined
Fuck
>>54608511
the second, desu the controls of the first look awful.
>>54608576
PICK YOUR POISON
>>54607136
that comic makes me feel bad
I just ordered 100 assorted LEDs and 300 assorted resistors for under $5. I also bought a desoldering pump for $6 and a pair of fake Oliver peoples glasses for $35
Has anyone tried their mSata SSDs?
>>54608712
>chink ssds
>chink data storage in general
this is one thing you should never do
you deserve what's coming to you if you buy chink capacity
>>54608511
Why not just get a cheap $20 android phone and load it up with emulators?
>>54608582
um so basically with alibaba it's wholesale for the most part, you contact sellers directly and as a rule no one sells in quality one (that's what aliexpress is for)
So alibaba has a awesome selection - especially for electronics components, but you need to order huge quantities. Basically alibaba is out for plebs like you and me.
If you're neet and have the time you can probably hustle some free samples by looking like you're going to buy large quantities.
>>54608706
lot of sellers will sell leds with the resistors for basically the same price as without.
Also the assorted packs - especially for through hole LEDs are kinda a rip off usually you can get 100 of each color (with resistors) for not much more usually.
$6 for a desodering pump is expensive. you ordering from gaybeast or sumthin brah?
>>54608738
but I need the gamepad plus I need to charge and all that shit. Something nice about the simplicity of AA batteries and instant startup
>>54608752
I'm looking for quantities of 50 or 100, which it does.
So I can't buy without messaging sellers? Because they were dicks on dhgate. Here's a recent story.
>want to buy 50 micro USB cablesfrom seller
>message seller inquiring about cable details that weren't covered in the ad
>seller gives proper responses
>go to buy cables
>ad has changed
>price has gone up from 38c to 50c
>minimum order has gone up from 50 to 200 pieces
Fuck that, I won't suffer this shit on alibaba, will I?
Piston 3 reddots
>>54608725
lrn 2 redundant array of inexpensive disks
>>54608821
Yeah I think alibaba makes you deal with sellers directly, I think they just escrow the payment until you establish a long term relationship.
If a seller is a dick just call him out on it. Sorta surprised they would do that though, the chinks are all about reputation and honour.
>>54604608
I bought one, same switches too. It's a pretty nice keyboard, layout isn't standard though, so you might have difficulties finding keycaps if that's your thing.
>>54602433
Lmao that watch looks like something out of one of those machines that gives you random shit for $0.25
>>54608841
more like retarded array of inefficient deathtraps
>>54608712
No experience with their drives, but as long as you don't mind budget performance, KingDian don't seem bad for the price. They were using a terrible controller for their older drives, but the SM chips aren't bad, just cheap. At the same time, no idea about the longevity of them, see if yo can find any longer term reviews.
chinks are asking if I want to pay 25 usd extra for DHL to make my Redmi 3 arrive with no risks or customs, European Express or whatever they call it. I mean, I buy the phone because it's cheap, is it generally worth it?
Are those Segotep computer cases any good?
>>54608935
Kingdians are asking still 55 for a TLC SSD.that still cannot pass the 400 w/s mark. You can get much more reputable and faster brands for handing out 5 bucks more, or you can be smarter and pay 10-20 dolalrs more for a MLC that will last 1/4 of your life.
>>54605720
>>54608876
Well, hopefully it's better. dhgate isn't bad, but the sellers there are a pain to deal with.
>>54608944
The packaging for Redmi 3 is fairly small.
Chances are it would get through customs even without based Martin repacking it in the UK.
I paid for it just in case. The delivery time was only 3 days once they actually shipped it. I was really surprised.
Any chink phone deals? Missed out on the $99 vernee Thor deal. Thanks.
>>54609189
K6000 pro presale still on? 140 usd on gearbest.
>>54609131
Did you actually film the package opening in front of the guy and shit as the reminders say?
>>54602557
Link and or pics please. Drunk me wants to play DDR. Also gonna buy a shitty smartphone VR google thing and a wii controller to play irl minecraft
>>54609258
I did not. I trust DHL to not shit in my package.
I also didn't weight the package nor did I check if it was repackaged.
>I have read the Reminders, I will do as the Reminders say, I will worship the Reminders, Reminders are love, Reminders are life
>>54608785
Well, I guess that I'm shit at looking for those LEDs with resistors, since I only found wired ones that were significantly more. I guess that it's still a good value, since the LEDs are meant as replacements for some lights which are in an old receiver, and original bulbs cost $11 for a set of 3.
It also turns out I bought the pump from an American seller. It was probably the free shipping that made me think it was Chinese.
The LEDs and glasses are from aliexpress, while the pump and resistors are from eBay.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Fashion-Unique-Design-Bronze-Mao-Zedong-Birthday-Gift-Clamshell-Quartz-Pocket-Watch-Men-Women-Pocket/32488801889.html
Who dirty commie here?
Is there a guide for all the models of jinhao pens available? I want to see if there are some less common models that are neat. It would be also nice to see other manufacturers full offerings.
![xME2c30[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/o7rRFKr.png "xME2c30[1].png")
So how many of you ordered a butt shaper?
>>54609373
http://www.jinhaopen.com/en/product.asp
>>54603754
put it in the wiki, mate.
>>54602433
going backpacking in europe and wanted to take a tablet instead of a laptop whats the best chink tablet I can get for less than $300
>>54609430
DAT
ASS
>for adult film
Chinks know what's up
>>54609644
I hear none of those devices get the eye distance right.
So it looks like you're fucking a giant
>>54609662
muh fetish
>>54609563
>best chink tablet
Just get a Nexus 7 2013 on Amazon <$150.
Unless you want to play games, then what the fuck are you traveling for nigga?
>>54609644
whats the chink version of the oculus, if they exist yet?
Don't want to use my phone.
>>54609662
>>54609662
>I hear none of those devices get the eye distance right.
>So it looks like you're fucking a giant
Please explain it to me, correctly assuming I'm an idiot
>>54609734
The inter-eye distance is how your brain judges distance.
If things are too close together, it looks like they're giant and far away.
>>54609662
Not quite true
It depends on a ton of factors: the studio's setup, your player's settings, your actual focal distance on your HMD.
I've found that I need different FoV and IPD settings for different studios, but if the studio is really fucking up, you won't be able to do much. As for your HMD's focal distance, just make sure you can get your phone in focus and you can forget about it. Some chink HMDs have adjustment knobs for this, like the VR Shinecon which is what I use.
>>54609707
I've seen a few ~$400 ones with similar specs as the oculus, but I haven't looked into them
They may not even have the positional tracking
>>54609741
So it's not like I can swap out the lenses with something from google cardboard or whatever?
>>54609750
still too much f9or my poor ass.
I'll wait until the chinks somehow do it for $200
For AMD Phenom II X3 710 2.6GHz Socket AM3 938-pin Processor 95W Triple-Core 1.5M Desktop CPU (working 100% Free Shipping)
http://s.aliexpress.com/RbIfAj6n
(from AliExpress Android)
+
Free shipping 100% original motherboard for MSI 870-C45 V2 DDR3 Socket AM3 free shipping
http://s.aliexpress.com/uEfIjYzq
(from AliExpress Android)
+
P3-240 SATAIII SSD 240G 240GB with Cache SATA 6.4cm (2.5") Hard Disk for Touch POS Termianl, Hospitality Point of Sales Systems
http://s.aliexpress.com/YVBNnQji
(from AliExpress Android)
Poorfag build?
>>54609868
>AMD
Get a Core 2 Quad you moran.
>>54609899
Motherboards are harder to find?
But yeah, I'd prefer a 771 xeon mod instead.
>>54609868
At the very least get a Kingdian ssd
>>54609868
>>54609899
>>54609912
Option 2. Thanks for idea.
100% original desktop motherboard for Biostar All-Solid P43D3+ 6.x LGA775 P43 DDR3 free shipping
http://s.aliexpress.com/eyErQjQb
(from AliExpress Android)
For lntel Xeon X5450 3.0GHz/12M/1333Mhz/CPU equal to LGA775 Core 2 Quad Q9650 CPU,works on LGA775 mainboard no need adapter
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZBRRF3MZ
(from AliExpress Android)
http://gearbest.com/graphics-video-cards/pp_321087.html
Worth the risk?
Ordered some mouth fedora gear and other shit
Chink Nation \//\
