microsoft tech support
you compooter have many viroos, please install teamwiever and follow my steps
I can't imagine how fucking pathetic and lonely you have to be to do this job.
Can you wait like 30 minutes while I compile it from source?
>>54602416
no,you will coroopt data, follow my steps
I've realised alot of these indians are very rude aswell. I trolled one with a windows xp in a VM. When he realised I had trolled him for 25+ minutes, he just said: "do u liek when i fak ur mommas boooschy?", then he shift deleted all the desktop files.
>>54602320
Yeah, but the recordings are god-tier keks.
>>54602320
AHHH YOU FUCKING POO IN LOO PAJEETS I FUCKING HATE YOU
I FUCKING HAAAAAATE YOUUUU
>>54602380
you tell me rajeesh
>>54602709
>trolled
back to >>> 9gag.com
>>54602320
Fucking pajeets cost me my job at Intel. I hate every one of those fuckers.
>>54602320
>be tech illiterate young kid
>want to host server for friends on game I can't recall right now
>modem is POS comcast stock modem
>Average speed 300kb/s
>server is hilariously slow because of this
>call comcast support to ask what's up
>pajeet answers and runs me through typical questions
>turn it off and on? Yes. Everything plugged in? Yes.
>fucker asks me if I've removed the battery from the modem and see if that works
>haven't ever done this before so I shrug and do it, I have no idea
>instantly kills the phone call
>pajeet calls back minutes later
>"uhhhh hello yes it seems we lost you?"
I will always remember the tale.
>>54602709
Fuck indians
>>54602984
Never even browsed it. I'm clean. Btw I troll proffesionally on youtube you europoor, so I am entitled to say troll.
>>54602380
>wake up
>go outside
>street full of poo
>river full of dead bodies
>cows roaming the street
>cow poo mixed with people poo
>poo every where
>"hey anon, u want job trolling 'muricans for cash and prizes?"
>"u can finally afford one room apartment with loo in corner for ur poo."
>what other choice is there?
Pajeet would be better off if the British Empire still existed.
>inb4 /pol/
>inb4 rayciss
THIS IS THE IRS. WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU. WE ARE DOING A LAWSUIT ON YOU SO YOU BETTER CALL US OR WE WONT POO IN THE LOO
