What the fuck does this faggot even do at Google?
He's a professional prancer
He's a professional cancer
>>54573168
do you think they gave him the standard 5 interviews with white board coding and algorithms questions?
It doesn't strike me they would knowing he'd fail
he was hired to improve google plus
He's a professional dancer
He's a professional lancer
>>54573213
ya, I don't think he can save google plus.
>>54573210
I don't think he's a developer. Pretty sure he's a community building something something advocate evangelist. He's a suit.
>>54573215
>>54573196
He's a professional blitzen
>>54573232
makes sense then
Autist wrangler
Executive Meme Master
>>54573168
Wikipedia tells me that nobody knows.
Presumably, that includes him.
MANLET
>>54573168
who?
You might say that his role at Google is moot
>>54573168
he most liekly being a faggot in the ANALytics department
He was hired to improve chiru.no for about tree fiddy
He's the in-house cuck.
He trains the big black bulls.
>>54573463
Professional cuck shed designer
>>54573394
HEY-O!
probably working on making the captchas worse to sell more 4chan Passes
![moo_cow_magnets[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1Ca84Bz.jpg "moo_cow_magnets[1].jpg")
>>54573168
is that you moot?
>>54573168
Whose that?
His job is to open wide when Sergey and Larry need to unwind after a hard day collecting peoples personal data, they keep him in a nice little cuck cage and feed him on a diet of noodles and cum.
"That's what you get for trying to deceive us" exclaims Larry. "Yeah, where is your precious anonymous now you little cuck boy" says Sergey.
>>54573168
in-house bull prepper
>>54573168
Google employee here. He's like a glorified doorman. He takes peoples luggage to wherever it needs to go.
>>54573364 Christopher "moot" Poole.
The guy who made 4chan and Canvas.
He's been working at google since last March.
>>54573802
I thought zuckerberg made 4chan
>>54573168
[email protected]
Just ask him, you autist.
>>54573168
in house MtF sigourney weaver cosplayer
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend!
>>>54574043 reading comprehension
You're supposed to reply to >>54573835.
>>54573802
>Canvas
that was such a bad idea on all fronts.
>4chan
worse idea
>>54573517
just as planned
>>54573213
google+ is doomed.
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd my friend!
>>54573168
He's the Bighead of Hooli
Professional J2EE Oracle Certified Java Beans(TM) Engineer
Deep learning AI algorithm design. Little known that he's actually incredibly gifted in CS.
>>54573168
Probably the same thing I do at work which is take up space for 35 hours and work for 5.
>>54574098
any openings?
>>54574104
It's literally any office job in all of america.
>>54573168
>pic related
>>54574188
Specifically I am a sysadmin though. My company is slowly shrinking because we can't sell our products. I think I have another year or 2 before I have to have to find a different job. Starting this summer I will look for work somewhere else.
>>54574058
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd my friend!
>>54574274
Did you open the tab 20 minutes ago ... or?
i still love moot
>>54574284
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd my friend!
>>54573168
He's part of their sjw outreach programo
>>54573394
*ba dum, tss*
>>54573394
Fucking carlos
Alright I shouldn't be telling you guys this but here goes.
He's basically head of the internal version of 4chan for Google. It's actually pretty amazing. There's no trips, and there's upboats like reddit. The freedom of being able to exchange ideas anonymously is a huge liberating feeling. I can tell you right now there have been major advances thanks to Chris work here. Maybe it's just because it's so easy to throw a whole Shitload of ideas at the wall and see what sticks but it's a collaborative effort that just seems to work. Sad how shit the real 4chan is by comparison.
There's even very little shitposting on the internal version. And the trolling is much more cerebral, it's great. Really shows how much better intelligent people are.
Anywho, it's all love bros I'm out.
>>54574539
No.
>>54574035
>SCROLLING THE FIRST PAGE
What year is it?
He still mods on boards.
>>54573168
I thought he died of a heart attack.
>>54574424
>>54573232
A neon genesis evangelist?
The same thing he was doing here: nothing.
>>54575118
>outreach
>>54574539
Thanks for the info. Doesn't sound like his job is technical like a software engineer's would be.
What roles within google are non-technical like this that one could apply for? Are they given the standard 5 coding white board quizzes as well?
>>54573168
>What the fuck does this faggot even do at Google?
>do
>>54573168
>google HQ
>somewhere on the top floor there's an office full of women with red/pink hair, numales and a lone moot
>every day at 9AM a fat CEO wearing a suit storms in
>"HOW DO I REECH THESE KEEDZ" "HOW DO I MAKE THEM WANT TO GIVE THEIR DATA TO MEH"
>moot gives him some advice and then goes back to watching cuck porn on his tablet
>>54574539
>googlers use 4chan
>we need this
>can't make a simple imageboard on their own
>LET'S JUST HIRE THE GUY WHO MADE IT
>>54576077
Is he soppose to symbolize moot
Both failed app designers,and where part of something great. Both work at Google and did nothing
>>54576077
The resemblance is uncanny
>>54576104
the show aired way before any of this happened.
how do you know this much about the character's backstory but not know basic details?
He sells Google Propane (tm) and Google Propane (tm) accessories.
>>54576119
Because I was trying to give birth to a meme which you cockblocked
>>54576115
it's a trope that's common in the actual silicon valley. it'd only be uncanny if it wasn't so mundane
memes
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend!
>>54574424
I would do Sarkeesian
And brag about it
>>54576119
That's the beauty of this show - it pictures tropes, stereotypes and patterns so well that they don't really need to model their characters after specific people. You can recognize multiple figures in each of those characters.
They didn't make Bighead after Moot, they just made That One Guy, and Moot just so happens to be That One Guy.
In other words, he's a meme.
>>54576204
moot is such a cliche that it didn't take any planning. if you asked a comedian to describe stereotypical silicon valley type, they'd say
>white
>bad hair
>awkward
>meek
>maybe intelligent, but mostly terrified of interaction
etc...
basically a more timid version of that white guy from the bazinga show or whatever.
it's the same with literally everyone else in the show. the douchey brogrammers, the aspergers VCs, the sycophantic business guy who eagerly makes himself a doormat. if you spend a month here you'd see all of these tropes all the fucking time.
>>54575827
Correct
>>54575118
Hahahaha
Nice catch.
>>54573802
>>54573835
Nooo its le xdddd fuggg le boiwhaddap ithouhht el hitlerino made the 4leafchan kekekekelololkelelelelel wew laddey soamy funs much mems :,,,??,,,,?,,,,
Who is da moot i donnootXDDDD wowawiewa dudre cant stopLAUGHT CAPSLOCKCONTROL4COOL2DCHOOL NEWFAGD KELEKEKELELELELOLOLOLEDGMASTER HUGE KEK ALL TLE DANK MEYMEYS ALLare FaGGOT "unsheathes dick" surprise pedaster reapdasu dasuDASU lol UR AN FGGT OP PLS B& AND BASILXDDDĐĎ
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>>54574092
counter strike ?
>>54574035
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd my friend!
He's literally Bighead from Silicon Valley series
>>54576077
oh, I missed this post before posting this:
>>54577800
fucking hivemind
>Google hires the """""creator""""" of 4chan to help save Google+
They do know he just stole everything from 2ch to create 4chan right?
Probably resurrecting G+
>>54577083
Calm down, autist
good thread
mods kill yourselves
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend!
>>54573835
No that was reddit
>>54573254
>Autist wrangler
Honestely probably one of the best in the world
Somebody said he was on the Photos team but that could have just been some anon spewing shit
>>54577819
and I missed this >>54574194 before posting this >>54576077
fucking hivemind indeed
He psots dank meams all day err day best job evar
>>54575118
Did she hold her stomach in too?
He takes our data and gives it to google to market shit to us.
He's a glory hole operator.
>>54578134
This. Moot sold years of 4chan data mining to Google.
>>54578182
Wouldn't the data be worthless since it be just porn and autists calling others niggers, faggots, and kikes.
>>54578134
But most of us are poor NEETs, how is that supposed to work?
>>54578210
Nah, Google can use the captcha to link everything you post to your Google account via cookies.
His purpose is to destroy Google from within.
He is the tumor waiting to metastisize into a cancer.
>>54573232
>>54573168
Google already has the best engineers they should of they were smart they would use him to #1 meme publicity and community building which they suck at sometimes and #2 filter the shitposting out of their platforms he knows a thing or two about it.
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend
>>54576081
Lol
>>54573168
Creating compression software
>>54579099
Like this anon mentioned.
M00t is a deterrent against anonymoose trolls. Anon has gamed google before and practically molested captcha. It's perfect to hire someone with a hateboner for anon.
>>54576081
This x2
Is it possible that moot is smarter than we gave him credit for? After all he sold 4chan when in a normally functioning universe he should have paid money to get the cancer off his hands
>>54574092
my friens brother is just 10 and he s global elite
>>54573168
Uses his years of spying on NEETs and neckbeards to help Google create more effective spying networks so that the abomination may more efficiently take over the Earth.
>>54573517
Fuck you lol
>>54578571
>prove
>>54573168
>What the fuck does this faggot even do at Google?
sucking thousands of dicks of course
>>54576156
>brag about it
From your prison cell when she decides it was rape years after the fact
>>54573168
Star in TV flicks.
>>54576077
>tfw you'll never be roof-buddies with moot
Why even live
>>54576397
Exelent
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend!
>>54576043
>What roles within google are non-technical like this that one could apply for?
They have, like, 1 "massage therapist" per 5 other employees.
>>54580696
kek
>>54574539
I'm falling for this b8, but I don't give a fuck.
What would happen if Google rolled out with their own Anonymous discussion boards/forum?
What would happen to us?
>>54583072
> Anonymous
You'd post about fucking traps, and see ads for estrogen pills, strap-ons, and trap fetish stuff on every adult website you went to for the next few weeks
You'd post in a thinkpad thread and suddenly see thinkpad-related ads everywhere
Post loli? Prepared to be monitored for a few weeks.
Oh, and 'would you like to share this shitpost to G+?'
>>54574194
Fucking hell. I literally came to the thread to post this exact image.
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend!
>>54573168
Probably cleaning toilets and emptying garbage cans. You know, janitorial work.
[spoiler]I bet he does it for free, too.[/spoiler]
They're going to kill off Google+, and moot is the patsy they're going to blame for bringing about its downfall.
>>54583516
Every captcha on this site is powered by Google, and you think they /aren't/ tracking you currently?
lurks japan-hosted websites for the next dank meme to steal for his own in america
>>54573207
Underrated post
>>54574035
Hahaha Great Post! Well Meme'd My Friend!
>>54573168
Companies like companies likeGoogle will hire talent they don't really need just to make sure other companies don't get them.
>>54573802
yeah we all know who he is retard, it's a joke/meme because he no longer owns 4chan so he's irrelevant.
>>54586107
Also they have more budget than they have good ideas for, so they don't mind throwing money at things.
>>54586107
>talent
he literally copy pasta'd 4chan's code (and got help from the first members on patching it up) and used google to do it
>>54586613
>talent
Anon, that just what they came potential employees
>>54574756
shit
>>54586666
check'd
>>54574539
Honestly I'd be inclined to believe this.
Before it was announced moot was joining Google an anon, supposed employee posted about it happening on /g/ a few days prior
>>54573168
>ideas engineer
but seriously may he's there to promote cuckolding or "wife-sharing"
>>54573168
Takes girls on trips, pays for their lunches, carries their purses, etc., in exchange for letting him watch when they get some cock in them.
MOOT I SUMMON YOU!
DO MY BIDDING; ANSWER OP'S QUESTION!
>>54586914
LUGGAGE LAD
U
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A
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A
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>>54574030
only good answer
>>54587141
Mallory is cute though id be a luggage lad too
>>54580083
Nice spot.
But seriously, what has moot ever achieved?
>copies preexisting design for chan-style website
>struggles to pay server costs even after site becomes inexplicably popular with edgy faggots who are nothing like him
>attempts to set up a website that doesn't hate/ignore him, it goes bankrupt and gets shut down
>gets cucked by some random slut
I guarantee he's going nowhere in his new job and will be kicked out in a few years.
>>54573168
>What the fuck does this faggot even do at Google?
More than you ever will
>>54573285
>Executive Meme Master
>>54574756
way too many desu
end my suffering
>>54574424
lets play spot the kike...
>>54574359
everyone does, but we stay silent since he left WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKEN HEARTED
>>54579532
He was accepted into NYU
>>54587006
this isn't /x/
>>54573168
Now we wait.
He cleans up after a bunch of retards.
>>54573168
It doesn't matter what he does. What matters is his plan!
>>54587309
Didn't she obsessively stalk him initially or something?
>>54576094
this is what women in the workforce do anon, whenever a new project comes up they hire more people to do it
>>54588925
she was doing some thesis on 4chin and him, fag probably thought she had the hots for him
>>54587309
she can stalk me any day.
>>54573168
Google collect the data that faggot has been harvesting by years,
>>54573407
Underrated.
>>54573168
He's a PM for the photo stuff.
>>54578179
>my sides.
He will be in charge of our community publicy, he is the one who will be approaching to our young users, which is what out company has been failing at.
And yeah, i work at the big G.
>>54590451
>We need a hip, young, cool guy that reaches out to the kids.
>You heard about that anime pedophile who made 4chan? He sounds like a perfect match!
>>54588224
>>54587741
He was the forefather of modern internet culture. If it wasn't for 4chan, there would have been no such thing as a "meme" and internet inside jokes would be esoteric and shared between minute communities on the far corners of the web. There would also be no cancer but hey gotta take the bad with the good I guess.
This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read fellas
>>54590771
>>54588224
Does he even still check that email?
Does he even still have it?
>>54590794
>If it wasn't for 4chan, there would have been no such thing as a "meme"
>dancing_baby.gif
Professional motor-enthusiast, specializing in cats
>>54590852
Kill yourself newfag.
>>54573802
>this new
>>54576135
Fucking kek. Underrated.
>>54581024
They hire a Professional Wanker for each 5 employees?
Damn...
>>54587309
Brown eyes...brown hair...not Asian.
Worthless.
>>54575118
When will womanlets ever learn?
>>54590903
I doubt it
>>54573168
He admins /g/chan, durr.
>>54573168
Nice thread desu senpai
>>54573802
>being new
>>54586914
HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST, TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
BANE?
>>54574539
I believe this to be true,
>>54574062
4chan bad idea...
How so?
Seems doing breddy cud.
>>54573168
He'll invent words
>>54574424
I'd fuck the one on the far right and the two on the far left.
>>54579532
>Is it possible that moot is smarter than we gave him credit for?
No.
sell 4chan pass info
>>54573168
Tell the sentient evil super computer how to hack into the meme magics.
>>54590903
Yes.
Dude asuka lmao
>>54573168
Ahh, so that's why he ditched 4chan.
>>54573168
for a long while I sort of thought him leaving was just a ruse and Hiro didn't actually take over
>>54593239
>muh asians
>>>/jp/
>>54574756
Can I just have one more week to live?
I have a couple of schools to shoot up
>>54604459
VOMIT.webm
>>54604543
/pol/ pls
>>54573168
he's in charge of looking up to code words and deleting the child porn from the algorithm. he probably also gaps during his searches.
carries luggage around
>>54573168
honestly wish we got a proper answer or a blog update
moot why are you leaving us in the dark ;_;
>>54587911
Are you making a joke? Because when you say "spot the [thing]" it implies that there is only one of that thing in the picture.
Bull prepper
>>54573394
LE PUN SPIC
>>54573168
Figuring out how to get autists to shitpost all day on Google+ like they do on 4chan now.
