>be pahjeet
>steal truck battery
>power laptop from battery cuz shit power and no money
>be white man's little slave for 20cents a day

>>54510151

Everyone. Is. Retarded.

Yes, even you and I.

Use Haskell and do high-level reasoning about shit, it's the only way to not be retarded - by avoiding unabstracted mechanical reasoning.

I'll take that over shitting in the street any day.

>>54510173
NO TOILET NO SHOWER BUT 24 HOUR POWER

>>54510173
>20cents a day
>be king of India
>post dank meme on the white man BBS

>be white guy
>interview for job
>they use windows
>do a 360 and walk away

>>54510203
Shitting wherever you want is good for your health.

>tfw company forbids me to shit on their lawn
>have to use a filthy toilet instead of fresh green lawn

>be white

>be employed in a profession you hate

I'd almost rather be pajeet or unemployed

>>54510335
Being a Pajeet is neat. Because you enjoy being a slave, you feel good about it, you can take dump anywhere, and rape is legal so if you're frustrated you just gangrape some white tourist in a bus after taking a huge dump on the seat. In the USA it's illegal to be happy if you're a CIS white male, in India everyone is happy, everyone have a lot of sex and everyone can answer Nature's Call whenever he hears it.

>>54510225
>that 360 meme
Always gets me.

>>54510202
>Everyone. Is. Retarded.
>Yes, even [...] I.
>Use Haskell
You don't say?

Enjoy your compiler's ass tier optimizing.

>>54510252
For real?

>>54510151
kek, read that in Pooh's voice.

>>54512850 No.
But shitting while squatting is.