Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon
Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General
>News
• Xiaomi's Conference is about to start, come watch it with us!
http://s1.bbs.xiaomi.cn/livemimax/live_pc.html
• Anon shows off his loot >>54466981 >>54467141 with his asian cat keeping an eye on his chink shit from a distance >>54467205 >>54467276 >>54467299 >>54467566
• Anon's having trouble with his RUIZI mp3 player >>54468129
• Anon got his flipflops >>54469007 >>54469019 >>54469041 >>54469064 >>54469072
• Anon's real happy with his Custard X20 DAC >>54469665
• Another unboxing >>54470357 >>54470406 and some reviews including a MotoSpeed Mechanical Keyboard >>54470489 some Xiaomi Bluetooth speakers >>54470603 a shark >>54470655 and a wireless gaming mouse >>54470781
• Anon takes apart the Motospeed K104 mechanical keyboard and shows off its internals >>54458149 >>54458161 >>54458187 >>54458195
Previous thread >>54466038
First for stuck at customs
Waiting waiting waiting for my chinkshiiiiiiiiiiit
>>54472911
I want to buy cheap chink laptops on ali
all the places want money up front
how do i keep dirty commie slants from ripping me off?
>>54473018
You're planning to buy a chink laptop, you're getting ripped off regardless.
Half an hour to go!
any day now...
>>54472911
Recommend me a good, cheap soldering kit
>>54473128
Yahua 936
You forgot that /csg/ is now /cat stuff general/
>>54467365
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>>54473036
you really give a shit about the max?
>>54473018
Wew lad just literally buy a used thinkpad since they're now technically chinkshit after IBM sold production and development to lelnovo
>>54473145
I have some interest in the Mi Band 2.
And some anons have interest in MIUI 8.
>>54472911
>chink
>being a racist shithead
fuck you assholes
>>54473226
calm down pajeet
XIAOMI BROS
W
W
@
Xiaomi stream just started, IM SO HYPE.
I've got one of these coming in soon, will post a review once it shows up.
http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_259117.html
IT'S ON!!
TURN ON YOUR TV! THE NEW MEME PHONE IS ABOUT TO BE ANNOUNCED!
http://s1.bbs.xiaomi.cn/livemimax/live_pc.html
>>54473317
if not in a cuck country nanny state, then enjoy the knife
>>54473352
which anon will be translating this in real time for us?
>>54473399
You can translate the live feed
>>54473399
>http://s1.bbs.xiaomi.cn/livemimax/live_pc.html
I got nothing better to do
MIUI 8 based on the idea of kaleidoscope
lots of UI/UX changes
how do you pronounce "Xiaomi" anyway?
>>54473352
Its gonna take 1-6 months for the chinks making an global/english version of MIUI8 right?
>>54473423
SHOW mee (-sh as in ship, -ow as in now, -ee as in street, note first syllable stress)
>>54473423
Xiaomi.
>>54473425
Yep.
>>54473352
e-ereader at least?
![T1TCYjB5Yv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/91nN2dI.jpg "T1TCYjB5Yv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg")
The airflow arrow memes are real!
>>54473156
underrated post.
>>54473419
what is he talking about now? Is it just moon language improvements?
>>54473450
They're talking about how they made changes to over 20,000 chinese characters so it looks better
>>54473450
They pulled an OSX and changed the font
>>54473353
Canada... might get held up a customs for a bit, but massdrop seems to have no issues shipping spring assisted thumb openers here.
>>54473498
>thumb openers
Sounds brutal
>tfw wanted to buy shit but moving soon so can't wait on shipping
>>54473445
Wait until the patents on e-ink expire.
>>54472911
is there a /csg/ approved ~7 inch android tabled with SIM support for use networks
not a phone, preferably not a "phablet", but with access to at least 3G and 4G on some carrier
>>54473466
>20,000 chinese characters
I feel bad for chinese school children having to learn this inconvenient alphabet because of honor/nationalism and not because it will help out in their education.
How do you say "um" in Chinese?
>nigga
>>54473517
Make a wishlist
Truly we are living in the future
>>54473530
Its how you say 'this' or referring to something.
Just arrived.
![T1jmhjBXEv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x0MrzYE.jpg "T1jmhjBXEv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg")
>>54473552
Innovation
FUCK the stream is laging, what is happenig?
>>54473575
they're giving us a chance to catch our breath
>>54473575
3.8 million people are watching
>>54473572
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
>>54473552
B-but how are we going to get 13 years old bare pussy and tits if now they can censor them before sending?
Xiaomi what the fuck!
Did the guy with the RayBans ordered through WhatsApp return?
Also, anyone else having the 'missing calls while in standby mode' bug on their RN3Pro?
ok what the fuck was so impressing with their calculator?
are asians just so fucking hyped about anything involving math?
Will redmi 3 pro prices drop now that the latest piece of shit is out?
currency coverter in the calculator?
sweet
![T1ZeWgBm_v1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kn3Ewjr.jpg "T1ZeWgBm_v1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg")
SEARCH BY MITU
>>54473144
what's it with poorfags and cats ?
>>54473668
Does it update to the current exchange rates when you open up the app?
more wallpapers, recommends some based on usage pattern
indications of media type in gallery
saves your downloaded images in mi cloud
image compression
lets you filter images when you try and share them
lots of editing options for photos/videos
lets you take extended screencapture
calculator now does conversion, and bunch of other stuff you probably don't need
built in scanner now scans product code, and can search for items if you take a picture of it
scanner does translation from picture to text
scanner now does image conversion if original was shit angle
SCANNER FUCKING DOES WOLFRAMALPHA SHIT
>>54473682
I WANT TO FUCK THAT BUNNY
>>54473692
no idea, i dont speak chink.
>>54473703
its not a bunny, its mitu you newfag fuck.
>>54473719
>has bunny ears
>isnt a bunny
>audience wooooo
They added a feature that was already available with countless third party applications.
>Brothers Mac book pro (2009) starts to shit it self
>Apple store claims faulty battery and charges $360 and he pays it
>same problems of randomly turning off
>apple store says new motherboard another $400, it's not worth it
>stays under his bed unusable for over a year
I bought some nice chink SSDs for fun and remembered his laptop. Literally threw it in and used apples (honestly its really great) network recovery to reinstall osx. The mount doesn't hold the ssd well at all so I'm sure scotch tape is fine.
>>54473568
nice. Care to provide more details? Cost? Specs? Ease of install? Any other parts you needed?
>>54473552
What is this ? Does it actually automatically censor nudity ?
This guy is dying on stage.
MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS ON THE SAME PHONE
>>54473748
use anti-static tape holy shit for the love of god.
![T1yoDgBbYv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ofRPUKO.jpg "T1yoDgBbYv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg")
>>54473767
Just a brush effect
>>54473767
no, you can set your brush to pixelate
How do I stop my pistons 3 from falling out of my ears while running?
Why are they cheering? WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
>>54473748
>sticky tape
jesus, anon
>>54473794
use the bigger earplugs you got?
>>54473794
don't wear iem's without hooks for running...
http://www.lunashops.com/goods.php?id=2616
>>54473794
>>54473778
>>54473802
Does it matter? It'd only touching plastic, the ssd, and the case.
Must be better than letting it have over a cm of play
>>54473795
MIUI 8 lets you have two different, independent accounts on the same phone. Within each account, you can have 2 independent copies of the same app.
>>54473830
Couldn't you leave a few playing cards in there to fill in the space?
>>54473795
>Xiamoi announces total US Buyout
>>54473830
I think they are just being autistic about not doing it the right way.
If it works fine, then it's fine, but personally, I would have used double-sided foam tape to secure it.
>>54473830
Why don't you cut out a piece of foam to add some padding? The tape will come lose over time due to heat. Hell even a folded piece of cardboard should do.
If you wanna go really fancy pants get some antistatic piece of foam.
>>54473748
>that tape
absolute madman
>TFW you just ordered a Teclast X98 Pro and Xiaomi announces a 9.7" Mi Pad today
did they mention the release date of the MEOW8 ? And if it'd come to RN3Pro
>>54473437
>>54473423
See-ow mee
t. Chink
>>54473893
developer comes out next month, red mi 3/remi note 3 gets it
>>54473903
thx
jeeeesus that ad
lfmao these commercials
Meh.
EXPLOSIONS
>>54473908
oh thanks anon, I hope this works!
>>54473932
global rom when?
>>54473862
>>54473867
>>54473880
Only one of you offered some actual advice. It's like you all missed the context where this was spontaneous. This ssd was meant for as yet another ssd for my desktop but this serves a better purpose.
I put in some folded post it notes
6.44" phone?
WHO THE FUCK WANTS THIS?
>>54473957
post it
>>54473976
They are talking about it on the livestream
Xiaomi Max is a new 6.44" phone, phones are basically not gonna be able to fit your pocket ina few years if the industry continues like this.
>>54473995
Phones are literally just going to be tablets in the future.
translateMI, is he talking about anything else other than "It's bigger than the iphone so it's better"
What was the point of the guy holding a huge phone?
![T1xfxjBXhv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wFgURBU.jpg "T1xfxjBXhv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg")
>>54473976
>>54473995
It is rather large
How can i hide that spam generator chat box ?>>54473995
if the bezels are minimal, which i doubt, it would fit
>>54474010
that resolution though, gotta give credit where it's due
>>54473719
its a bunny you newfag fuck
he's just give a us a bunch of reason why big screen is good
plays game better, less eye strain, read novels, media consumption
6'' too close to 5.7''
6.8'' too close to 7'', too big
>>54474014
Inspect element?
Love how they are shitting over Apple/Iphone in every comparision and dont give a fuck.
Based chinks, appledrones btfo.
>>54474023
right, worked
>>54474022
== 6" < six and a half < 7"
you don't say
Noone will buy this phone
![T1ZmLjB4_v1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BxhDWcS.jpg "T1ZmLjB4_v1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg")
>>54473995
I guess it is time to start wearing skirts with large pockets.
LFMAO
chinks can barely hold it with one hand, NO ONE is gonna buy this phone.
Please Xiaomi dump this project.
https://twitter.com/xiaomi/status/729933417442349056
>>54474057
i think their target is china/asia, they tend to buy bigger phones, esp women with their botomless bags ...afaik
>>54474065
>NO ONE is gonna buy this phone
I've already heard exactly same things when iPhone 6 Plus was released.
>>54473937
It does, I got 3 the other day
>>54474010
for you
>>54474091
How? With different IPs?
>>54474099
Just change email and delete cookies.
If you need an IP you can always use your phone
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Stop talk about this phone, SHOW THE MI BAND 2 AND OTHER SHIIIIET.
Thinking about going with this, I love it but I want more than one.
>>54474108
I'll probably use a different account or something for more
>>54473748
>My face when people bring this kind of shit to my repair ship
>>54473948
Lol, they keep pretending the shitty Mi4i doesn't exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOHqrmyog1g
>>54474141
>mfw someone brags about being a lego man
>>54474173
My face when this lego man makes a killing playing legos.
The China man is explaining why 6.44" is the best size, can anyone translate his reasoning?
>>54474180
Forgot to post my face.
according to xiaomi
14 hour video playback
4 hours and 40mins of video recording
8 hours GPS with 33% battery left
>>54474190
He's not explaning, the Chinese word for "latest meme" is very long.
LFMAO its only a snapdragon 650/652
>>54473568
Where can I buy
>>54474133
>>54474108
>>54474099
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>>54473908
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>54474246
Just buy a XL Xiaomi Mousepad :3
307 USD
![T1BkYjByLv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xMenmTx.jpg "T1BkYjByLv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg")
$310 USD
>>54474232
Dam that's good.
>>54474246
You should be used to waiting a month for a cheap package to arrive, anon
>>54474276
fucking noice
>>54474276
Tssssk, I have a 50bux piece of shit with a 5100mAh Li-Po battery.
Don't waste money for MUI, it's utter shit. Cubot H1 with stock android+nova launcher is all you need. Shit's a fucking powerbank.
>>54474334
>>54474349
>that stupid fucking button layout
T R A S H
R
A
S
H
"iHealth"
really?
why not "miHealth"?
chinks being chinks
What the fuck? its over?
Or is it just a pause?
>>54474381
over, go sleep
![T1QVLjB4Wv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3cnX0ec.jpg "T1QVLjB4Wv1RXrhCrK!861x484[1].jpg")
So very little on the MiBand 2.
Hopefully translateMI can extrapolate a bit on it.
>>54474386
its 10am here, already did.
>>54474393
Fuck, it won't be released yet ?
>>54474393
Literally just said there's a screen now, battery has 28% left after 20 days of use.
Disappointing conference.
I'm personally waiting for Mi note 2. I somehow managed to crack my tampered glass cover today on my Mi Note, sad.
>TFW NO XIAOMI VR
>TFW NO MI PAD 3
>TFW NO MI BAND 2 INFO
>TFW NO MIUI8 GLOBAL RELEASE DATE
>TFW XIAOMI NODDLE MAKER
fuck you xiaomi, why did I wake up so early.
>>54474437
>tfw no xiaomi storage box 2
The USB C powerbank and iHealth thing is on their website already, but no sign of Mi Band.
http://www.mi.com/ihealth2/
http://www.mi.com/dianyuan10000/pro/
>>54474437
>>54474446
>no xiaomi interchangeable genitalia sexbot b/gf
Redmi 3 pro getting kitkat?
>>54473702
That's some interesting as fuck shit.
>>54474606
Marshmallow*
Fuck me.
>>54473317
I got a chink knife.
I actually really like it, very sturdy and while It's reasonably sharp I'm sure it's gonna go blunt as a rock fairly quickly.
>>54474644
Nah it's not going any further than froyo
so Xiaomi MRP3 is still the great deal, rite?
No Chink MAX...
>>54474654
My mother's phone isn't even running froyo.
>if it ain't broke, don't fix it
>>54474273
nah, resellers will place it at 399$ minimum
>>54474273
Will this affect the price of the redmi or should I just buy it this Friday when I deposit my money?
I'm stingy as fuck so if I can save 5 dollars by waiting a week, I'll do it.
>>54473748
antistatic tape m8. fuck
>>54474777
>autistic tape
>>54473908
how lewd can you make these? I know other custom shit like zippo and vistaprint are nazis about what you can put on their shit, but what abou this?
>>54474845
You can have loli scat guro on them, they are chinese they don't give a damn :)
>>54474845
>implying chinks care about what you put on there
as long as it's not kiddy porn I'm sure they won't mind
>>54474845
i've seen other anons mousepads with lewd printings on them from there, so pretty sure they don't give a single fuck as long as they get paid and is legal
>>54474070
Those Pajeets' replies
OH BOY
>>54474845
You're better off saving your money and just buying a oppai mousepad for around $8-9 bucks.
>>54474928
the red dotted line is where they cut it don't they?
>>54474934
It's where it's liable to be cut, meaning it may or may not be cut but just to be safe it's better to stay inside the lines
How is this so cheap?
>>54474981
its fake, dont buy chink graphics cards
>>54474928
How?
Did anon submit it for production?
>>54475001
I thought GearBest was supposed to be legit
>>54474931
where from?
>>54474981
Probably bad batch with some sort of defect so the company that made it couldn't sell in the US or Europe, so they sold em for mad cheap to some chink company to rebrand and resell. You may get lucky and the batch had a few that were good. Or unlucky and something very wrong with the card...
They also do this with Korean IPS monitors...
>>54474981
It looks like a copy of the Asus GTX770 I think but different outputs. There's no reviews of it outside of Gearbest isn't there?
>>54475010
They promise its real in the Q&A. Chinks never lie to acquire currency.
>>54474981
9xx series are not even produced atm, they dropping in prices. Just buy one from your local stores now if you dont want a 1070,1080.
from out friends ar /cgl/
www.aliexpress.com/item/wew/32645545351.html
>>54475031
aliexpress
>>54475037
You may be right, could be a rebranded asus gtx960. Asus is known to use those metal pipe things in their designs for card cooling....
Don't really know any other brands that do that.
>>54475055
>>54475055
WHERE IS LIVESTREAM FOR XIAOMI
>>54475190
>Not reading the OP
retard
>>54475190
its already over, it was shit.
just some chink runelanguage improvments for 1 hour about MIUI8 and 1 hour about a new chink phone thats 6.44" only chinese soccer moms will buy.
>>54474981
just buy a 750 ti or 660 used off ebay.
Don't try the chinks on western branded brands.
>>54475202
wow what a letdown
>>54475215
>705ti or 660 in 2016
>>54474662
If by MRP3 you mean RMN3Pro, then yes.
>>54475253
Nigga I'm not him but I am using a 9800GT
>>54474141
Louis?
>>54474981
That one is fake, the other GTX960 from them are real, dunno why they are listing that fake.
>>54475271
9600gt here.
Old, but far from useless.
Did they release the weight of the Max?
>>54475318
It's around 780 gram
>>54475338
Nigger, even if they use a metal screen with lead battery it would not weight 780g
>>54475253
>falling for Apple level planned obsolescence and marketing.
Nigga I played mgs:v 60fps and fullhd on an Nvidia quadro 2000
>>54475271
>>54475307
yes but if you're buing a new VC might as well get 380x or some shit
>>54475351
>workstation card
dropped
I just realized that if I get this Xiaomi Max I can make fun of manlets and their little 5.5" toy phones.
>>54475361
kek
June 1st - MIUI8 Beta's roll out.
"Late June" - MIUI8 release.
>>54475392
Any conformation on Android version?
>>54475357
of course it's not suitable for the most recent games or even gaming general. I just pointed that you don't need to have the latest nvidia 9x0 because muh upgrade when a bargain deal like a 660 which outperforms last gen consoles.
Unless you're the like to jerk off to Ultra AA on 4k resolution + hairworks
>>54475392
wrong, heres more legit info; http://en.miui.com/thread-278760-1-1.html
>>54475409
probably M, hopefully anyways.
>>54475392
hope the china rom comes with english
Did anybody actually verify those monkey sd cards from the previous thread? Might pick up one for my phone.
So, even though gearbest's store page said my item was in stock the support ticket I send them confirmed that I need to wait at least two more weeks for them to get it. I'd like to cancel it and get something else, but the ticket says they'll refund it to my wallet. Are they talking about just refunding it to my credit card, or in some kind of shit gearbest store credit?
Just ordered 100 resistors for $0.68 absolute bargain I'd be mad not to buy it I'm not addicted I swear
>>54475518
gearbest supports tries to keep the money to the company as much as possible, tell them you want to cancel the order and a full refund back to bank account, if they ignore it just use paypal refund.
gearbest constantly sell shit they say are "in stock" when its not. Thats why i have stopped ordering from them whatsoever and just use Banggood and Geekbuying, they are way more professional.
>>54475010
Even a retailer can be fooled into selling fakes, it happened in Germany too.
>>54473951
Yes, I am usually a nice guy. :)
As long as you don't put any extensive stress on the SATA connectors of your SSD / Macbook you should be fine with some makeshift padding.
>>54475518
You're the guy that bought a Thor right? It's just started shipping out the first couple of batches, either you wait two weeks because you got your preorder in late or cancel and get a different chink phone.
So lads, with everything we know, is the vernee thor actually a good deal? Or am I better off getting a redmi 3/redmi note 3?
>>54475583
On a second thought, maybe you should tape the Post-Its together to keep them from separating (over time). You probably don't want them single sheets moving around in your Macbook.
>>54475491
>from the previous thread
Mixza cards have been a thing since forever.
Speeds have been tested numerous times and come out ok.
>>54475491
>Monkey
>Not shark
To each his own I guess
>>54475618
It's got good reviews and scores in several tests, if you're okay with the wait then yeah buy it. If not then get another chink phone.
>>54474446
How can you improve on perfection? After the glorious combination of form and function that was the Mi Box 1, any sequel would invariably be a disappointment.
So my Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro will get Marshmallow sometime during summer?
Will I ever get my mouse? The tracking sites show nothing, how do I cancel the order to get my money back from the app?
>>54475665
Eh, I think I might jump for a redmi 3 pro, just to be on the safe side. I was leaning towards the thor because it has that one band the redmis are missing over here and because it's stock android. But now I'm slightly concerned that it won't get update/rom support, while I could always just put stock android on the xiaomi, as far as I understand it.
>>54475710
Aosp android 6.0 on the redmi gets about half the points for the GPU performance in Antutu, so nah
Zhuque/team wolf just arrived straight from taobao
Should I get this /g/?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/IST-Antiskid-Universal-Bicycle-Bike-Handlebar-Clip-Mount-Bracket-Mobile-Phone-Holder-Stand-For-iPhone-Samsung/32636205397.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.18.DvMDVj&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_9,searchweb201602_2_10017_10034_10021_507_10022_10020_10018_10019,searchweb201603_2&btsid=e2f491b0-2a6f-4df1-b5b8-c66f077bd819
>>54475746
does it cycle through the colors?
>>54475766
If you want to crash yeah
>>54475710
Better to get the Thor then, it has the bands you need and a 2 year worldwide warranty.
http://www.vernee.cc/2-year-warranty/
>>54475774
Safer than crashing with my phone in my hand
>>54475776
>implying a warranty from a no-name chinese manufacturer is worth the toilet paper it's printed on
>>54475789
An idiot's way of justifying his actions.
>>54475774
Why would I crash? It's not like I'll be shitposting on /g/ while riding my bike
>>54475767
looking through the manual right now (has chinese and engrish text), I can't find a way to change the colors so far but there's this pretty nifty lock mode for fn combinations and win key
>>54467276
How much was the N56U anon?
>>54474429
That's because the screen was tampered with.
>>54475830
>not shitposting on /g/ while riding your bike
>>54475849
>>54475746
update: swapped out my qwerty keys and arrow keys to gateron reds, otherwise everything else is outemu blacks
everything's working perfectly fine 10/10
>>54473636
i hope you find inner peace
I want some raybans that looks authentic, but can't find any :(
>>54475971
Fucking go on ioffer and stop asking
>>54473352
Nice prediction, they memed us all
http://m.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_343663.html
Good or bad?
>>54475726
>>54475776
>>54475795
Shit, does that one band of 4G have any impact at all on call quality and texting, or just general connectivity. I barely use data at all, since pretty much every place I go to in my normal day has wifi.
At this point I might just throw more money at it and get a redmi note 3 pro, to get something that's guaranteed to be a solid device
>>54476102
A few battery/power problems have been reported a while ago; I'd steer clear. Go for the Hi10, HiBook or Telecast x98.
Why are all chink watches SO GODDAMN UGLY???
