>need to write 9 mysql queries that are moderate in difficulty by tomorrow or I fail my class
>suck at sql
Kill me.
>>54472508
sounds like this class just isn't for you.
quit()
>need to write a 5 page reasearch paper by midnight tonight (20 minutes left)
>have a page and a half
>if i get a c in the class my gpa will be really bad because i will probably get a shitty grade in Chem
At least I got an A in math.
>>54472531
Nigga I just want my fucking paper so I can go work. This is one my my last classes that I need.
>>54472597
Drink a cup of coffee, relax, chip away at it.
whats the db look like I might be able to help
>nb4 buh why!!
>>54472508
You think that's bad? I have a 200 word essay due in just a few hours. Fuck, I don't know what to do.
>>54472508
how can you not write sql queries? jesus, it's easier than english
>>54472840
You think thats bad? I just submitted a paper that is like 50% of my grade and only did half the requirments
>>54472597
sounds like you really need a class in patience and self-control, as well as stress management.
fucking spaz.
>>54472840
200 words is nothing you whiny cunt, you can bust that out in like 30 minutes. Christ.
>>54472978
You actually took him serious?
>>54472840
200 words?
surely you left off a couple zero's or three
>Suck at SQL
Kill yourself now, you're doomed to be a failure.
>>54472597
>so I can go work.
Guess what is a near universal requirement for developers now?
SQL proficiency.
You're a failure and will do poorly in actual production.
>>54472597
"destined to be middle manager by 50"/10
>>54472989
Why do you take the bait every time.
>>54472935
Writing GOOD sql is actually not nearly as easy at it seems unless you're doing the most trivial shit imaginable. The bullshit I've seen front end devs do to a database.....
That said, anything for a class is going to almost certainly fall in the "trivial shit" category.
>>54472945
not sure if you're joking or not but once I had a 2 part final for a class that was 50% of the grade, a takehome and an in class part, thought the in class part was on a wednesday but it was on the monday
professor didn't let me make it up so I ended up with a C instead of the A+ I deserved
>>54473049
I'm being serious actually. But that sucks, some professors are cool and other are really strict.
Fuck writing papers though
>>54472508
post tables
>>54473130
Not OP. But here you go anon.
>>54473208
perfect
>>54473208
xDD
>>54473042
fair enough, but none of it is as complex as a proper language
and 98% is super easy shit
