Is he a virgin?
Is op a faggot?
nah
>>54423247
what
>>54423247
s-sinn?
>>54423351
he had a gf before
Stallman is masterrace fucker.
>>54423074
No.
>>54423404
seriously, why is he at what appears to be a porn expo groping a pornstar and why is there a big GNU logo at a porn expo
>>54423450
Because he's Stallman
>>54423450
Someone has to fight against proprietary porn.
>>54423464
Because it's shopped.
>>54423247
>>54423351
>>54423404
>>54423450
>>54423464
>>54423404
Ever heard of this thing called Photoshop?
>>54423499
>>54423491
>being this jelly
>>54423518
Nice bait 2/10
>>54423074
He isn't, because he's not a programmer. Programmers, especially good programmers don't have any friends or girlfriends and stay virgin until they die, this is the only way to make it as a programmer.
![linus-eff-you-640x363[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Q7N4Pc2.png "linus-eff-you-640x363[1].png")
>>54423760
Fucking plebeian. Someone needs to rm your virgo.
>>54423074
no
he even admitted he cucked some guy unknowingly
>>54423760
I don't know... Carmack has a wife, and he seems to be doing pretty good.
>>54423838
Linus isn't a good programmer, which is why the year of linux desktop will never come, but he could've become good if he never had sex, so the year of the linux desktop ended up in his cum which he splash into his dumb bitch wife and here we are.
>>54423873
Fuck off trip shitstain.
>>54423888
He's not relevant now, when he was working on the original Doom, he didn't have a bitch, but no Doom is a complete piece of trash.
If you have children or have sex, as a programmer you are dead.
>>54423919
Suppose you marry another programmer in the same field, would that also equal career death?
>>54423969
Yes, any form of intimate relationship is death for your career.
>>54423499
post original or fuck off
>>54424571
faggot
>>54423450
I don't know what it's like over there, but we've got Australia's CeBIT and Sexpo in the same building a few weeks apart, and frankly, it's legitimately hard to tell which one you're at.
>>54423862
someone post the pic
>>54423074
End of thread
No, he has nose-sex with plants
>Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).
https://stallman.org/archives/2003-may-aug.html
And he had hand sex with a Parrot
>A parrot once had sex with me. I did not recognize the act as sex until it was explained to me afterward, but being stroked on the hand by his soft belly feathers was so pleasurable that I yearn for another chance.
https://stallman.org/articles/extreme.html
>>54423247
The king of autism is getting more pussy than most of /g/ ever will, I'm impressed.
>>54424618
You got played
>>54424830
>had a husband and a girlfriend as well as me
*stops reading*
*looks in shock*
*looks around to see if someone's playing a practical joke*
*still in shock*
wow...
>>54425351
You realize "nasal sex" is a joke right and that he means that he enjoys smelling plants?
>>54425438
Impressive bait friend
>>54423892
>which is why the year of linux desktop will never come
No thats because freetards cant into simplicity and common sense when designing an OS, the kernel isnt the problem.
>>54425473
I feel proud admitting I use windows and actively hate on Linux.
>>54424571
owned virgin loser
>>54425446
Smelling dead plants?
>>54425473
No, you can't make a good OS around something that was built by a non-virgin. If Linus stayed a virgin, Linux would probably have get at least 10-20% of the OS market share by now, but it will never happen now that he preferred pussy to writing code.
>>54423760
>>54423892
>>54423919
>Who is Jill Knuth
>>54424637
I've heard of Sexpo, but what the hell is this CeBIT thing?
>>54423892
>year of linux desktop
This has been every year since 2006, only it never happened on neckbeard beige desktops because plebs don't use desktops, they use Android or iOS on phones and OSX on their macbook pros.
>>54424830
>I said, "Could I be an honorary woman?"
>not little girl
Hell's this shit?
>>54425916
When you pick a flower, it dies.
If you ever smell a flower that has been picked, you are having nasal sex with a dead plant.
>>54423489
>>54423499
>Photoshopping a picture of Stallman
>not GIMP
>>54425991
Knuth was a mathematician, not a programmer. Now he's just a senile old fart.
>>54423760
maki has my baby
>>54424830
Didn't he also fuck a girl in the PC lab during his MIT days? I swear there was something on his website about that.
>>54425438
fuck off back to tumblr
>>54426045
Who the fuck is that?
>>54423760
fuck off anime fag
>>54423438
what's with 4chan users and jap women? I don't get it
>>54423074
I thought he had a wife and two sons?
>>54423499
Implying stallman would use photoshop, he obviously gimp-ed it
>>54424618
Obviously shopped from stallman original
>>54425473
Actually the kernel is the problem. The source is literally cancer. This is why I'm considering moving to BSD. The source is C done right.
>>54425496
Stop actively hate on the english language pajeet
>>54423074
>asks if a pregnant person is a virgin
let me tell you about the birds and the bees anon
>>54423074
He fucked a parrot before and has that closet furry vibe to him, I mean look at that pose.
>>54424830
Lol stallman was a bull, He fucked some faggot windows users wife.
>>54424830
>cucked by stallman
mfw
>>54426750
Mark Schmidt Zuckerberg, founder of 9reddonichan.
>>54427232
men can't be pregnant you milkshitter
>>54427298
stallman clearly is.
>>54427298
Fuck off shitlord, men can be pregnant if they want to in the year of sjw 2016
>>54424830
OPEN SOURCE
>>54427344
mutants, not men.
>>54427548
It's a dyke bro, she did this to herself to piss off the patriarchy (aka her father) she also got fucked by the feminists just like a man would and has to pay alimony to her/it's ex-wife for the kids "they" had even though the sperm came from a sperm bank and obviously not from the ex-wife dyke.
>>54423074
RMS did some pretty fucked up shit when he was young, how old are you OP?
>>54426923
Fuck off fuck off animefag fag.
>>54423888
oh yeah Hans Reiser also had a wife
>>54426082
>When you pick a flower, it dies.
What is water
What is plant food
Someone post his autistic sexbot fanfic
>>54423074
Probably not. Most people have sex.
Feynman was a womanizer. Even Schrodinger had sex with other peoples wives.
>>54423450
Promoting free hardware, most likely
>>54430125
>Most people have sex.
Most normal people have sex, the ones who are good with computers usually never get it and it's how it should be.
>>54423074
who cares
>>54425446
I thought it was about snorting coke
>>54423499
Stallman sure hasn't.
Green Is My Pepper.
>>54423760
This is actually true.
>>54423405
Is no one going to comment on the fucking power cord around his neck?
>>54431125
kek
>>54426045
Mark Hiroyuki, creator and founder of 2book.ch
He's a degenerate commie.
>>54431657
He is against communism.
He's pro zoo and he likes parrots. I don't mind zoophilia at all, honestly.
>>54424618
This is shopped.
>>54423862
This. In cuck slang, he's a BULL.
In his slang, he's a GNU.
>>54431125
Holy shit! Top kek.
It's probably a joke, since he's expressed his hatred of ties on several occasions. Cord is like a hacker tie or something.
>>54431856
He's making a joke that he doesn't like ties and I agree. Ties are fucking stupid. I roll my sleeves at work too. Fuck formality bullshit.
>>54423074
Of course not. He fucked lots of young kids. He's a fucking pedo.
>>54431935
You wish. Also, you need to be over 18 to post here.
>>>/myspace/
>>54431935
He's literally not. He just thinks that consensual sex with minors is fine.
>>54431962
You don't have to act out on your urges to be a pedo.
>>54426923
You don't belong here. Facebook is ideal place for you
>>54432400
>thoughtcrime.
>>54432466
No, it's called a sexual orientation/preference/fetish/disorder.
For example just like you can be heterosexual and a virgin, you can be a pedo without fucking kids.
>>54432510
Ah ok, I was under the impression that a pedo was a person that was convicted of it already. Stupid terminology.
>>54423760
>>54423919
I think you are right. Those primitive life functions like fucking and breeding is what separates intellectual men wanting something more and to intellectually transcend from primitive animal that have dick and shit for brains that only physically resembles human being.
Also are you Terry Davis?
>>54423760
>Stallman
>not a programmer
he wrote emacs ffs
>>54432623
>fucking is for plebs
Do you even ride the tiger, bruh?
Yup. Ask Beavis he gets nothing butthead
>>54432584
yeah, it's easy to score when you put aside your pride and have zero standards
>>54432716
>it's easy to score
>implying he was looking to "score" like a normalfag
>implying he wasn't romantically involved with the woman
>>54429244
For the most part, flowers that are picked without their roots die.
News first come to facebook and not on main website.
Fucking unprofessional retards.
As if sane notcucked people use facebook.
>>54426923
ahem
>>54432956
Back to /a/ faggot
>>54426017
CeBIT is some IT company, that's the joke.
>>54423405
what a fucking retard with a powercord AHHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAH
>>54427477
underrated
>>54432686
That explains why it's such a piece of garbage.
>>54423405
She has that crazy-hot look. Go RMS!
