Your house is going to get raided by the fbi in 24 hours. what do you do in that timespan ?
>>54380853
nothing
but you better post more of that cutie
Leave the house so I don't get shot.
>>54380853
post as many memes as possible on /g/
>>54380853
Move out
>>54380853
Go wait outside closer to when the agents are set to arrive and then let them in desu.
Hide my hard drivers.
Not like have anything illegal to hide though but I don't want them to look at my JAV collection.
install gentoo
>>54380853
Disgusting phone.
I, also, would like to see more pictures of the cute girl in the OP and her funny cat as well
>>54380853
That's a big cat.
>>54381321
uuuu
>>54380853
Set fire to it.
>>54380853
pack my chinkpad, burner phone, and everything i can fit into my backpack and take the midnight train going anywhere
>>54380853
ask my digital design teacher why she's in the FBI and why her cat looks like it weighs two tons
Who's that qt? She's my girlfriend now.
card some tvs
>>54381368
Does he have spiders under his fedora or something?
>>54380896
here you go buddy.
>>54380853
>>54381391
Jesus, that's one fucking big cat.
Nothing cuz I've got nothing to hide.
>>54380902
This. Being black is dangerous.
let all the feral cats i feed eat in the house as i leave with my laptop and hdd's
Take off all of my clothes.
>>54380853
FBI don't have jurisdiction in my of country.
Encrypt my external that has all of my pirated music and movies.
Oh,abs my anime and manga as well I guess.
>>54380853
Go to the store and buy some pic related for my local police officers for them to have while they fuck my shit up, because i have nothing illegal or done anything illegal to worry about.
>>54381754
That's really gay of you
>>54380853
Strip completely naked
Cover myself from head to toe in vasoline
When the agents try to grab me I will slip out of their hands and run away masterbating down the street for all to see.
>>54381719
Why wouldn't you have them encrypted to begin with?
>>54381815
Anon, you get more done by being nice and friendly than you do by asserting yourself with "you cant do xyz i know my rights"
The time to invoke that shit is after its done, it also helps to have audio or video surveillance in your own home for later use.
If I haven't done anything illegal, then trying to cover my tracks for my shitposting on /g/ would just look suspicious.
Hope I get shot.
hmmm, take a hit of molly, call up my buddy, pack up all the illegals and my hard drives, drive to his house, plug my hard drives into his computer, turn on some sonic youth, and hang out for the next weekend while my empty house gets destroyed and nothing is found?
If I know me (and I do), imma say start drinking Rainiers at a one per minute rate until their arrival. I'll smear myself in hinoki oil, and consider (but then decline) buzzing the old suits into my loft.
You idiots, this is a honeypot trying to get you to reveal how you would respond so they can act accordingly. Whoever they're looking for needs to come up with a new plan now.
>>54381875
underrated
>>54382001
come up with? bro im already executing order 66
take a walk
go to gas station for a latte
take a nap
leave country for few hours
go to work
make pasta
DELETE EVERYTHING
>>54380853
Is the cat really big or is she just really small?
>>54382001
>You idiots, this is a honeypot trying to get you to reveal how you would respond so they can act accordingly.
Except you will never know 24 hours in advance you are going to get raided so such information would be pointless.
>>54380853
>tfw you will never cuddle with this qt 3.14 while watching anime unironically
god damn I want to neck myself
why was I born so ugly and socially unskilled, this picture is really, why god, why?
/fucko/ thread? /fucko/ thread.
>>54382089
yes
>>54381711
Fuck off reddit, also >implying
>>54382205
Cheer up, anon. Maybe that mask is hiding something horrific.
Encryption does not exist
>>54382122
youve never been raided, have you?
>>54380853
i just realized.. thats a really big pussay
Put a note on the front door telling them I'll be at work when they show up. Leave cookies and milk.
>>54382393
I'm not American, so no.
>>54382393
have you? jesus christ that isn't something to brag about. what happened? what was found? what were they after?
Salivate,
Didn't know they delivered.
>>54381417
probably a Maine Coon
>>54382496
i got raided
a bowl of pot and like 7-8 bongs they didnt charge me for
a lot more than pot (thats why i didnt get charged lol)
who said i was bragging, all i said is that its actually pretty easy to tell when ur about to get raided in america (hence why i only had a bowl)
>>54380853
I can be in cuba in about 10 hours.
>>54380987
them you are screwed bro, it will take a few days to install, FBI will fuck you in the ass.
>>54382664
also. police depts get pretty salty when they ruin all ur shit and dont find anything worth pinning on you, they decided to leave without taking anything because you know, court cases suck and shit
>>54382664
explain how easy it is to tell how youre about to get raided?
were they after pizza?
so after a raid they didnt charge you with anything?
did they take your electronic equipment?
did you ever got it back?
>>54382622
it's fat
>>54382709
they didnt take anything
they were after illicit substances
no i wasnt charged with anything because they ruined my fucking house and found like a fucking spec of weed in an ash tray and i told them im filing a court case and they decided to just leave my shit alone because there wasnt anythign worth ruining any more of my shit anyway
if you look out back your house one day and see like 5-6 white vans with some cool ass antennas on them, and you're aware that you are bringing attention to yourself, youll be raided soon
>>54382961
they took the weed they found and left. fucking FBI, DEA, and one guy claimed he was CIA special investigator but he seemed like he was just tryna scare me
>>54382977
>>54382961
was it $i1k road related?
>>54381352
What if they find you in a smokey room?
>>54380853
drink coffee, I'm not a pedophile and I have a folder named porn on my media drive. I hope they love milfs and czechs castings.
hop on my boat and make a run for Cuba
>>54383016
not most of it
>>54383016
>>54383104
most of it wasn't even mine, we had a bunch of people "living" with us at the time, we knew who they'd be looking for specifically so we had the "important people" bail with all the "important stuff" and the few people that were supposed to be living there stay and hold down the forst.
>>54383104
ok then, i think you best not even talk about it online anon.
>>54382406
Kevin?
>>54383088
>2100hp
the coast guard won't be happy
>>54383139
lol why? they already tried. They found nothing even WHEN they were in my house with a shotgun held to my face
>>54383205
you under estimate the authorities bro.
you better watch your back and keep it as clean as possible, they'll try again when you least suspect.
>>54383224
What this guy said. Some guy criticized the local police of some californian town on a newspaper forum cause they were giving out parking tickets after waiting for preys at a walmart parking lot.
The newspaper gave the cops and the mayor the guy's ip and harassed him for years trying to get him to do illegal stuff on his boat service business and following him around while driving.
They even put a bunch of ex convicts in the house next door to watch him so they could know his schedules and probably plant cp in his pc or god knows what.
They couldn't get him to do anything illegal in the end and the guy appeared dead inside his home like 2 years later hours after he claimed on facebook they were coming to get him.
Don't underestimate the authorities be it in the US or wherever.
>>54383088
I can be in Key West in two hours, when do we leave?
defend my hearth with my twin katanas
>>54383385
>Don't underestimate the authorities be it in the US or wherever.
I would be more afraid of the authorities in the USA than I would in Europe. Americans have some motherfucking disease of idolatry of law enforcement, they can do no wrong in the eyes of the public ever. They literally get away with murder in public, imagine what would happen if no one is speaking about their actions.
>>54380853
Do some cleaning, my kitchen is a mess.
>>54383385
im sure they dont care enough about me to follow me around for 2 years to find some drugs i did 2 years ago with people i dont live with anymore but ya know i dont know what the world is like where you live, here a drug bust or narcotics raid really isn't anything special
>>54383563
west coast? midwest?
its a big fucking deal in anytown, usa east coast, they are on your ass forever after that.
>>54382685
Not with Gentootect :^)
>>54383563
I posted that story just so you keep being wary of authorities.
When i lived in the US(east coast) a bunch of niggers lived on a building behind mine, narcotics raided them once and after that they were on their ass for years.
I remember coming back from school one day and seeing some nigger run down the same street and a fat cop running behind him, turns out it was the nigga they raided years back but his apartment was clean again.
When they can't arrest you they get even more pissed off and you become their prize.
>>54383678
mhm ;)
>>54383590
midwest
got nothin to worry about if im not the one breaking laws, unless they shove their hand down my through and make me puke up some drugs (wouldnt doubt it) they wont find shit
>>54381719
It's as easy as once you get it just set up a LUKS+ext4
Literally takes a click if you use a disk manager and takes 5 seconds
>>54380853
throw my computers over the fence
chill and netflix desu
im not into anime..
>>54381875
Someone post that one old gif where that guy runs around naked and jumps out the window to chase down a cop I think it was as he runs in fear. I lost it
>>54382392
> soldering irons
BRING IT I DO THAT FOR FUN
> amateur hobby electronics enthusiast
>>54380853
unlock the door
set all my electronics on the dining room table
back up my photos/personal files to le cloud with new password
remove passwords from phone, tablet, laptop
comply
>>54380853
>all your shit is encrypted
>claim the 5th,and watch them tear their hair out
>>54381711
>thinks he is safe
>they kidnap you and take u to USA to charge you
ZOO PORN is not illegal in my country.
Not like I have it, just informing you.
I repeat, I am not saying I HAVE A MASSIVE ZOO PORN COLLECTION.
This is a maine coon I think guys, the cat that is
>>54382205
Anon, if you commit to working out you'll feel better about yourself. You'll naturally develop social confidence and be able to interact with women.
Have you tried jogging or cycling? cycling is particularly fun.
>>54382406
Heh. Didn't something like this actually happen?
Nothing, because I have nothing to hide. Do you?
>wipe hard drive
>fill it to the brim with gay porn
>encrypt it with the passphrase "n1gg3r"
>>54381711
Jerzy pls
>>54380853
Furiously masturbate to death.
>>54384221
kurwa
Run desktop and laptop through wood chipper. Drop remains in vat of acid. Grab my go bag and leave.
>>54380853
>Go get cheap, on ear headphones with horrible quality
>Cover the ear cups with small plastic bags.
>Get in the shower while listening to some retro music.
>Stay in the shower until they arrive.
They are then forced to drag me out of the shower, dripping wet, anticipating their arrival as I reenact one of my favorite scenes from a very popular 90s movie.
>>54380853
that cat is huge, are they normally that size? it's nearly as big as she? is
>>54380853
Who is this girl?
Call them to ask at how many bongs of Big Ben they will arrive and which brand of biscuits they prefer with their tea.
>>54380853
that's a big pussy
>>54381352
You a drug dealer?
>>54382674
You are from Miami. Hi, Hialeah fag.
Nothing because they have no reason to raid my house
If they knock on the door, I'd tell them they've got the wrong address
>>54380853
Take up cigarettes. Pack up my van and drive down to any large federal office. In my full body armor I will make my last stand and serve up a little payback for waco and okc. I'm not just going to sit around if I know they are coming.
This is a work of fiction and not to be taken seriously.
Bring out them magnets.
What happened to fucko threads?
Nothing.
Most illegal thing they're going to find are pirated gay porn with muscular 20-something guys.
>>54380853
This is what fires are for, of course.
>>54380853
Your mother, 144 times!
>>54385272
>payback for waco and okc
Wasn't okc payback FOR waco?
>>54383936
If they want you they will get you I don't care how clean you think you are, when they throw the book at someone that someone is going to go down even if it is for jaywalking.
>>54383936
you should go on /gif/ and upload that for us hueueueue
>>54380853
Bake cake, make elaborate meal, get balloons and confetti, invite over friends, wait until they breach the door and everyone pops party poppers and blows those weird squeeky things and shouts "surprise" in unison. Send everyone home, comply completely, be a total smartass the entire time because I haven't done shit illegal. xD
Hack the FBI and remove their plans on raiding my house from their server.
>>54387835
>!
>>Oh, by all means office please do enjoy the cake.
>>Why yes sir, that turkey is stuffed with bacon wrapped water chestnuts.
>>No madam, the punch is not spiked, you can drink it while on duty.
>>54380853
Time to microwave some CDs
>>54380853
>>54381391
look at this fat cat
lol so fat
>>54380853
Go drop off my dogs at someone else's place so they don't get shot, then GNU Shred all my drives. I don't have anything to hide, I just don't want to give them the satisfaction. Laptop's LUKS encrypted so meh I'll keep that cause I like my configs, but other than that, my desktop and tertiary drives are going. But like, maybe put some random pissbottles on shelf level or install Windows Vista and fill it with gore zooporn and shock.
>>54380853
Make copies of this picture until it fills up my whole harddrive then hand it over to the fbi
The fbi wouldnt give warning what a dumb fuck question.
>>54387835
>implying there wouldn't be a massacre
rip in piece
>>54380853
>Move all my hardware into a unused septic tank tube box that is waterproofed.
>Grab my laptop and power it off because it's encrypted.
>Go to one of my other houses that I have rented to qt Phisiotherapy students and get massaged by girls and guys until they arrive.
Life's good
shred all hdds and my phone, set house on fire, leave the country
>>54380853
destroy all evidence and flee the country? what the fuck else would you do?
>>54380853
Assuming I actually did something to warrant them raiding my house I'd probably take my emergency cash and be in Canada under an assumed name by the time they knocked down my door. Probably take any hard drives with incriminating evidence with me and chuck them into a random river or lake on the way.
>>54380853
Send my dog to my parent's house
Set creative traps with dragon dildos
>>54388143
>Set creative traps with dragon dildos
Sounds like a great way to get shot in the face 47 times while "resisting arrest".
>>54388173
I don't get why being shot in the face 47 times is worse than being shot in the face once
>>54381754
Sureeee sounds like you got illegal shit on your hard drive.
>>54388187
you can survive getting hit once.
might have an extra thick skull
shut down my computers and wait
>>54387841
i like your moxie
the only internet connected system i own is a loonix live usb with no hard drive. i shut it down and it's like it never existed.
raid it myself
open the door
>>54382205
Whilst having a female companion is nice and all, it's also incredibly overrated. Being alone means you can do whatever the fuck you want (most of the time) so you should just enjoy it.
I've been on both sides, attractive man with a lot of female attention and ugly man with close to zero attention. It's just another aspect to your life taking up your free-time.
live for yourself, not for someone else.
>Your house is going to get raided by the fbi in 24 hours. what do you do in that timespan ?
Organise to have the police here waiting to arrest them. They have no jurisdiction here.
>brick HDDs (nothing illegal, just don't want anyone poking my AA2 character files)
>drop all the remaining acid in my freezer
>throw out cumrags
>145 replies
>no sauce provided
This is why /g/ is the shittiest board.
Toss the drives and ram into my neighbors yard, pop down to the dairy and get some chips, star blaring Against All Authority and get on my hitler costume whilst watching American sniper in the living room. They'll love it, it would make the news here in NZ
>>54388382
Its a Maine Coon anon
>>54380853
Nicely stack all my belongings in an orderly fashion on the table. I don't want them to mess up all my drawers and shit. Literally nothing to hide, but when I'm ready with all that it is time to find a lawyer or someone who knows how I can sue the fuck out of them for this useless breech of privacy on a person who has literally done zero things wrong in all their life.
Thermite.
>>54388513
I don't think mein Kampf and breivik manifest is illegal enough to get anything on me, is it? And saving gore pics isn't illegal either AFAIK. Anarchists cookbook? These are like the worst things I have. And pirated movies and software. Police don't care about that shit. Also, thanks to me a paedophile is in jail, I should be treated as a national hero.
wonder what the fuck I did to warrant getting raided.
proceed to freak the fuck out because odds are you're going to get shot when they mistake the TV remote that's 10 feet away from you for a "gun". best case scenario they shoot my dog and I have to clean up my dead dog's guts off my floor.
I don't think people realize how crooked the cops are. if you do something they don't like they can just kill you no questions asked.
>>54382392
What the fuck is the pink thing for? Administering small enemas as torture?
>>54384221
aiaiaiai putsis :-D
lätlastel on nagunii 11 varvast.
bonus points to whoever can figure out what i just said.
>>54383385
There was a guy on /pol/ who said the Fresno PD (I think it was Fresno? Somewhere in California for sure) came to his house and told him to stop posting things about the CIA online. I went to reply to him and he deleted his comment. He must've been legit terrified.
Cops/Feds are fucked. They'll break into your house plant CP. Good luck getting anyone to believe you on that one. Have fun getting murdered in prison.
>>54388620
jesus christ that is scary as fuck
How'd they find my secret lair? My mom said she wouldn't tell anyone I lived here!
>>54388620
Didn't a guy film some guys doing shady shit outside his house in Fresno?
He ended up dying iirc. You can search for an article, don't have a link handy.
>>54388774
Yeah that is what >>54383385 was referencing.
Call in the police armed response because the FBI doesn't have jurisdiction in my country.
Send my dogs to the parents house.
Load my hard drives with scat porn for them to find.
Fill my cupboards with springy snakes.
Ensure all my gay and bi friends are visiting and its a naked house party.
Dildos on all flat surfaces.
Baby oil shower above the main entrances.
>>54383385
>living in commiefornistan: home of soccer Mons and statist bootlickers
>>54380853
that cat is awesome
Fill as many hard disks as possible within the timespan with legal fetish porn (scat, piss, bestiality, midgets, trannies etc.). Someone will be legally obligated to watch every single of them to make sure there is no CP.
Download as much porn as I can before I go down.
Nothing my illegal shit is in the cloud.
>>54383385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkktSQNP5-g
Video of a surveillance van outside his house.
move everything to portable storage, clean install on desktop, leave home forever with valuables just to be safe
I of course dindu nuttin, but if the fbi wants me, I already lost whatever game I didn't know I was playing a long time ago
full disk encrypt my desktop, laptop, and smartphone.
turn everything off about 8hrs before they get here and go to sleep so I can have a nice surprise when they break down my door.
>>54388607
Suu kinni, neeger, ja tagasi 9gagi
>>54380853
Ask the how the fuck they can raid me in eastern europoor.
>>54381711
you are allowed to switch to a local alternative for this thread like the kgb or something
I literally have nothing illegal on me.
also>>54389798
>>54380853
destroy my harddrives beyond repair
>>54389798
in this instance as a show of goodwill to president trump, putin has allowed the fbi jurisdiction in whatever sad rathole you live in, mishka
>>54380853
>>54385272
>implying your disclaimer prevented me from reporting you to the FBI
>>54380853
>Your house
I don't have a house :^)
can they find you if you use VPN+tor?
>>54390559
kek
What a fucking moron you are.
that is a BIG cat
anyone have that Mr Robot webm
>>54380853
7pass my pron folder. Maybe Thermite the platters. Flush the DNS's. Contact ASIO about imminent unlawful intrusion by a foreign law enforcement guild on my property and our countries soil. Tidy my room. Shave. Boil the kettle at 23:45 hours. Royal Elixir Knight by Impra, 5 bags and standing for 5 minutes. Sugar for preference. And ensure my crazy mountain-man step father is correctly intoxicated to the point of gun-wielding paranoia at their approach.
Approximately in that order.
>>54390885
Contact ASIO about imminent unlawful intrusion by a foreign law enforcement guild on my property and our countries soil.
lel
>>54390559
Yes?
You can't just use a VPN with tor and expect me to be perfectly safe. You need to know what you're doing.
>>54384901
>>>54381352
>You a drug dealer?
No, a terrorist.
>>54389086
>>>54383385
>>living in commiefornistan: home of soccer Mons and statist bootlickers
This. So much this.
I realized yesterday, this is why I hate fat 'Murricans (I am American).
I wrote out this whole rant about how dumb, fat, and blind so many people are in this country, before just deleting it, realizing that you said it all in so few words.
That was real poetry. Bless you, Anon.
>>54388365
This is so true. I wanted a gf and steady pussy so bad. Now I have one and she's a pain in the ass and always wants to spend time, I have less time to learn and work on projects and other things that interest me.
Disregard females and live your life. Pursue your own interests. Other Anon mentioned getting /fit/ which will make you confident in yourself. Confident man with purpose and his own life/interests is very attractive to a woman. If you are an aspiring wizard, don't settle for the first cute girl to come along unless she is super nice and takes good care of you. That's a keeper.
Nerds are "in" right now. We are living in wonderful times. WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
>>54385272
You left out Bundy Ranch
>>54380853
Shit... It's going to take me 14 hours to get back home. Take my HDD, my RAM, my SSD, my phones, my tablets, put them all in a big bag, and burry them at the beach.
>>54387798
>>>54383936
>If they want you they will get you I don't care how clean you think you are, when they throw the book at someone that someone is going to go down even if it is for jaywalking.
This. We are living in a fucking police state now. The laws only apply to the poor people (or people who challenge the status quo). The oligarchs do as they please with no consequence whatsoever. And all the fat normies sit idly by, completely oblivious to it all for the most part.
Learn all you can about technology, and especially, encryption. Use a VPN to browse. Divorce yourself from proprietary software and social networks. Read up on OPSEC and download and hoard the ar/k/ as well as the /g/entoomen library.
Don't share your views publicly, the normies won't listen anyway. I dunno, there are glimmers of hope that people are waking up, based on current election results. Bernie would have been a fringe nut just 2 years ago, now he is neck and neck with Hillary (regardless of what the corporate media tell you). Follow and get involved with politics and support progress where you think there might be some, but keep your other identity separate and prepare and learn, just in case.
In the future (really, present) those who actually understand the technology will be the only ones to have real freedom and privacy. We are on the cusp of the whole situation turning into some dystopian sci fi scenario, and it's very disturbing and frightening to me as an oldfag who has studied history and thinks and questions things and has my eyes open.
This is why free software is important. There is a power struggle going on right now for control of the internet and privacy and electronic freedoms. Which side do you want to be on newfags? Open your eyes. Are your gaymes really that important in the broader scheme of things right now?
>>54391930
>>54388607
>>54389759
do eestifags have their own chan? there used to be a board for you people on ylilauta
>>54388541
> police today broke up a domestic terror plot, they found anti government propaganda and bomb making materials, more at 11
I hope you realize that
"child pornographers"
"terrorists"
"drug dealers"
and "saving the children"
are always the first reasons totalitarians give when justifying why the government "needs" more surveillance, violations of our liberties, military and police funding, etc...
Next time you find yourself fearing something, ask yourself, "who benefits?"
>>54390189
This will be our future, if the current trajectory continues
>>54390429
Been waiting for this. :)
>>54391982
I don't think so. Just scattered across /int/ and /pol/, memeing the place up.
>>54380853
Move all my CP to a better location
Encrypt everything with a massive password, then delete
>>54388595
i think it's a sucker to remove solder from a PCB that you don't want (whilst removing broken components)
>>54380853
Ticket to some foreign country.
And pic related
>>54380853
get some ilegal stuff so they don't waste their time and interpol's, I'm not in the U.S.
>>54388450
You own a hitler outfit? Why the fuck?
>>54391930
Shitposting about nazis and anime isn't worth all the effort.
Also, take ur meds.
Bury guns in a field nowhere near my house
Hide porn drive because they'd probably take It because it's removable storage and I don't have a backup
Go hang out at a friends when they're supposed to be raiding my houde
pls no
srsly
Get giant magnets
>throw a huge party of everyone I hate
>take innocent pictures with everyone
>then give them drugs and make sure they get really fucked up
>go out to get party food & drinks right before house gets raided
>come back claiming everything was fine before you left
>show them innocent pictures as proof
>profit?
>>54380853
Kill myself.
>>54390429
Which movie?
hdparm --user-master u --security-set-pass p /dev/sdx
hdparm --user-master u --security-erase p /dev/sdx
>replying to a shitposting thread
>200 replies and this hasn't been said
>2016 not using encrypted SSD's
>>54380853
Wipe hard drive.
There's shouldn't be anything bad, but there's nothing of value either.
Better safe then sorry.
>>54380853
>Demagnetize the turbomagnofoids on my HDDs so the FBI can't get to all the hard data I've been storing.
>eject the secondary SSD drive and fragment the datacores
>desolder the CPU and throw into manual cleanser machine for complete and assured safe deelectrifying
>shred porno mags
Yup, should be covered.
>>54388365
Assuming you got from " ugly man with close to zero attention" to "attractive man with a lot of female attention", how did you do it?
>>54398148
if he's anything like me it was the other way round. the wizard life chose me. went from being quite a cool guy, living alone, with social circles and girls to bang to typing this message off a thinkpad with debian on it at my mothers house.
mfw not even lying
>>54398708
What made you change?
Was it the "browser optimization leads to kernel compilation" slippery slope?
>>54398739
alcoholism mainly.
I do wish I'd followed through on my geeky urges when I was younger tho, would probably be legit hot shit by now. used to buy linux magazines and run (forgotten the distro but the OG live CD one -- debian based) distros when I was like 13-14. Slipped away from that into real life and drugs and sex and stuff. Then bitcoin got me vaguely reinterested.. Then internet marketing.. Now I'm just 2fargone. Stallman is a hero and I wish I'd never realised the perils of ""real life""
>>54380853
girl is https://www.instagram.com/frannyfalcon/
I can see why she has her face covered
>>54380853
Nothing, I remove all of my clothing and lie down with my hands behind my head on my living room floor and wait.
>>54398805
Don't be so hard on yourself...
Maybe if you had become a hardcore geek you'd hate your life even more (like everybody here), only you would also lack the life experiences that you currently have.
>people saying to encrypt and not give the password
Enjoy your indefinite jail time.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36159146
>A court order says the man will remain jailed "until such time that he fully complies" with an order to unlock the password-protected devices.
>>54398820
Don't have an IG account.
Care to post a few pictures for us losers who don't use social media?
>>54380943
Seconded
>>54398856
I guess. Still wish I was a commandline wizard tho.
>>54398862
one thing that kind of blows my mind with this stuff (given I'm a UK citizen) is.. what if I don't know the password :3 I have a truecrypt container that I legitimately don't know the password for. Admittedly it's waaay too small to be CP or anything of interest but still.
>inb4 spend 4 months in remand while GCHQ brute the shit out of it with supercomputers
>realise it's some fucking plaintext file with passwords for botnet services on it I don't even use anyway
>>54380853
Just sit and wait.
Join the FBI, help them raid my house
>>54380853
Destroy my hard drive.
....
That's it.
>>54380853
Find this bitch, keep supply of viagra, fuck until her hole is sloppy, abused, and no longer capable of pleasuring me
>and then we move on to face fucking
>>54380853
Who is this girl?
>>54380853
Go about my life as usual in the first 23 hours, the Log out. They can't force me to give them my password, and my HDD is encrypted.
Close my Macbook lid and lock my iPhone 5S. Cheque please mate.
>>54402847
No they cant, but apparently they can hold you in jail forever until you do
murica fuck yea land of the free hue
>>54402910
I'd ratherrm -rf /*than give them my passwords.
>>54402530
>girl
>>54382341
>implying polandball is a reddit meme
>>54403070
Polandball may in fact be one of the best internet memes since rickrolling
>>54403119
what about pepe?
>>54403119
it's one of the shittiest meme easily. bane is best
>>54403127
I don't like frogs, reeeeeeeeee
>>54403140
o shit waddup
>>54403129
It's a big meme.
>>54403150
Now now nigger I am using the f word, Pepe ain't no toad.
>>54380853
Flush all the weed lmao
>>54380853
Delete porn so they can't tell my mummy about it.
>>54403202
Smart move. I heard one boy was caught watching porn, his mom took all his GBPs, and he was grounded for a week. I wouldn't risk my tendies for some porn.
>>54403162
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