How many times have you done this unintentionally?
Never. I don't keep drinks close to electronics. And even if I do I still don't spill because I'm not a clumsy manchild.
3 times between when i was 10 and 12
once but not into a computer
i spilled into my midi controller
>>54337670
Never in my life
the funny thing is nothing would happen because thinkpad stronk
Can't even remember a time I did that.
Not into a laptop. I've spilled a glass of water into a computer tower while it was on, though. Only fried the RAM.
Spilled coffee on my desk a couple a times. When I was 12.
>>54337670
I have good coordination and have designated drink/food spots on my desk, there is no way i'd drop shit all over my PC or keyboard unless i was absolutely off my tits retarded.
>>54337670
A grand total of 0 times.
BUT I did once spit my drink against my monitor because someone was telling me some funny shit. Took me an hour to fucking clean that shit.
I destroyed my brothers commodore 64 with a can of I think Pepsi.
>>54337670
Once or twice, when rather drunk.
>>54337755
>drinking coffee at 12
You don't fucking need caffeine when you're fucking 12.
I have a thinkpad so I sometimes do it intentionally just to feel alive
>>54337670
Why would I ever even intentionally do that?
>>54337670
0 times, because I'm not retarded
>>54337874
*Why would I ever even intentionally do that when I'm not retarded.
That better for you?
>>54337840
>tfw "drank" coffee when I was 8
>what I really did was just dunk half a pack of biscuits till there was no more coffee in the cup
I should do this again someday.
Never
>>54337961
This.
>>54337670
As opposed to doing it intentionally?
>>54337670
Literally never.
>>54337670
I never do things unintentionally. Get on my level.
>>54338008
So you intentionally don't get dubs?
Well, I destroyed one keyboard with cola when I was 13. That was fucking 15 euros lost.
When I was 15, my friend spilled coffee on my extension cord.
I've spat water at my monitor because of a very funny post /pol/ once...does that count?
>>54338071
on /pol/*
>>54337670
I've fucked a few keyboards and mousepad by accidental spillage, but never anything as expensive as a laptop.
Though the left shift key and entire numpad of the keyboard I'm using right now is pretty fucked from me spilling coffee over it on accident. Should probably replace my keyboard sometime.
>>54337734
Except that's false. The keyboard is likely going to be ruined and need replacement. There have also been plenty of people who had their ThinkPads simply die on them, including someone on /g/, from testing the water resistant keyboard.
Key word: resistant.
Who the fuck even keeps beverages on the same surface as their computer? Why do people do this?
Never I believe. But while eating soup near my laptop or whatever I sure as hell have splashed a bit on it many times.
>>54337670
Not as often as I've done intentionally.
>>54337670
>SPILLED-TEA.jpg
wat
>>54338142
>1449735002025.jpg
wat
>>54338148
But that doesn't look like tea...
Happened to me once with only a drop of beer on a "spill-proof" X200. Mainboard was instantly fried.
i drink coffe with a straw and i keep the mug on top of a pile of books so the straw is always in my mouth. once i spilled the whole thing on my mechanical keyboard.
i put it in the shower for a few minutes and then dried it of, now works like a charm.
when i was a kind i spilled jolt cola on my keyboard on a LAN PARTY WOWOW and i didn't clean it up and used the same keyboard for maybe five years after that too.
>>54338148
>
wat
>>54337670
Maybe 5, in 3 years. Never fucked up my notebook.
>>54338163
Its just weak shit milky tea.
>>54337734
Bullshit. Christ this site really is full of lenovo shills.
>>54337670
Never as pic related is the only liquid container allowed near muh electronics
Thankfully this is kind of a going standard around project groups in my faculty and coffee breaks are 100x more efficient than having coffee while working
>>54338564
forgot pic
>>54338119
On which surface do you keep your beverages while using a desktop computer? Please enlighten me
Not once.
>>54338071
What was it?
>>54338180
Shower?
Intentionally, once. Unintentionally, never.
>>54338309
That's an IBM thinkpad you dumb fuck
Once.
But nothing happened.
>>54337670
Not even once. I doused a cheap USB keyboard in soup once, though. Managed to clean it up anyway.
>>54338653
Wait, you guys don't bathe with your electronics?
>>54337670
2 times
>one was water, no problem
>second time was coffee. Corrosion wasn't the problem : the heat fucking destroyed some keys on my keyboard, making it unusable and the spills on the screen damaged it, leaving burnt areas.
>>54338309
I'd like to interject for a moment, what you're referring to as Lenovo is in fact, IBM/Lenovo or as I've recently taken to calling it, IBM+Lenovo.
>>54338015
If I got dubs all the time it just wouldn't be fun.
>>54337670
Never, i'm not a fucking slob
Never, no one except infomercial actors do this.
Not once, I did spill milk on my compiler once though
Spilt soda all over our family laptop in 2001. In 2013, I got chocolate milk on my keyboard bought a new one and did the _exact_ same thing on the new keyboard a week later. Have been fine since, but probably got a drop or two of things in the keyboard now.
>>54337944
This
>>54338092
>The keyboard is likely going to be ruined and need replacement.
It's like $30
>>54337670
Never. I'm too poor to afford another. However, I helped to disassemble and dry out one immediately after a water was spilled on a laptop.
Once
I had 7 shots in 10 min and i spilled water all over my low budget lappy that I spent all of my savings on.
I only had it for 1 month
>>54337670
Once, a little bit. Spilled some coffee over only a couple of keys which became sticky after that. Luckily you can pry them right off on a thinkpad and I could clean it up nicely.
>>54337670
Never. I'm not for sure how though, because I've given myself plenty of opportunity to do it.
>>54337715
/thread
>>54338958
>being this old
>>54338621
Anywhere besides your fucking desk?
I have a secondary table that sits under my desk. It acts as an area for all dangerous substances, such as food, beverages, lens cleaner, etc...
>>54339063
oh btw this happened 3 months ago
>>54337670
none, cause iam not a faggot who drinks liquid near my expensive electronics.
>>54339156
Where did he say his age? He could be 19 for all you know
Once, I was two and I thought the computer was thirsty.
>>54337670
once when i was 13, i dried it up but the laptop's still dead, then my parents brought it up to the official service center where they got rejected
>mfw my parents didn't know i spilled the drink and almost punched the guy from the service center
My dad ruined 2 laptops and 1 keyboard by spilling tea. Once he replaced his laptop he won't drink his tea near it. But then after relaxes his rule he fucks up.
I did ruin a cheap keyboard with a beer at a lanparty.
>>54337670
None, as I am not a complete retard. Only half-way retarded.
>>54338653
like, put it in the shower and blasted it with water to get away the icky sticky coffee
>>54337670
Dumped a glass of wine in my thinkpad last year. Just poured rubbing alcohol in after it and had no issues
This one time I splashed a boiling hot cup of tea on myself and my wacom and keyboard.
There's a small change someone will get this.
According to Louis Rossman Thinkpads have measures in place to minimize liquid damage, while Macs don't even have basic protection.
>>54341308
>Macs don't even have basic protection
They're made in such a way that they practically deliberately maximize liquid damage.
>If you spill water on your C key, the power button stops working
JUST
Once, I spilled a rum-and-coke all over my laptop keyboard. Needless to say, I was drunk. Replaced the keyboard and haven't had any issues since, been going strong for five years now.
>spilling anything on a laptop directly
>not once in 30 fucking years of using portable computer devices of all kinds
>you kids with your god damned hyperactive disorders
>might as well be suffering from palsy and the shakes
>punks
>>54337670
once. I have cummed on my keyboard accidentally a few times though.
>>54337670
I've spilled coffee near my computer once, thanks to my friends startling the hell out of me. A little bit got on it, and the rest landed on me. Hurt quite a lot.
>>54337670
Spilled a full glass of craft beer in my mechanical keyboard. Hours of fun with isopropyl and a straw, but restored and got rid of most of the stickiness.
Don't drink and program, kids.
>>54337670
Never
>>54337670
Just last night I knocked a bowl of three day old Pho onto my keyboard.
I thought it was going to be fine but then my V, C, X, and Z keys stopped working. ;_;
0
>>54341459
>rum and coke
Come on m8.
Never. I don't drink coffee.
Never, I do however pour a drink on my computer once daily on purpose.
I only keep soda or anything with sugar further away from electronics, anything without those things are less dangerous
One I emptied a beer on t430 ( company's, not mine ) to prove that it won't hurt it. I was right.
Other time I pissed on my assus netbook. Thought it was dead. Guys from asus told me they won't fix it because there are traces of liquid on the machine. Nevertheless it worked month after 'the incident' again after opening it and cleaning.
Unintentionally? Never. Deliberately? Several times, but never on my own laptop.
>>54342297
bump
Once, the only casualty was the Esc key. Bought a new keyboard for that laptop anyway because I couldn't use vim without it.
>>54337670
I did this to prove a point, and while everything was fine, my keyboard was sticky and needed to be cleaned
>>54338142
A lot of people add milk to their tea you fucking pleb.
I did it but it died
>>54342565
>tea
>milk
>>54337670
Never, I never use my laptop as a coaster.
>>54342730
rate proper good tea has milk in it.
>>54337715
This.
>>54342261
>pissed on my asus netbook
why
>>54341459
>rum and coke
nice vagina
>>54338985
>the funny thing is nothing would happen because thinkpad stronk
>nothing would happen
>nothing
>>54338893
holy kek
>>54337670
Hopefully never
God damn it op now I'm probably going to
>>54342798
Because it's a piece of shit that's why
>>54341467
>I have cummed on my keyboard accidentally a few times though
Me too. On both times my keyboard died.
>>54337715
Literally this.
>>54342788
half and half maybe. I don't know about that milk shit my friend.
>>54342565
>ruining tea by dilluting it with milk
fucking peasants
>>54337715
Not this answer, because I actually go outside with my laptop and people trip and fall while holding drinks. People also sit at the same table while holding drinks, and if I need to do some work I don't scream at them like an autist because they have a drink near my laptop.
>>54338179
It only works if a hobbyist fag hasn't been tearing the spill guard off once a month to replace his thermal paste
If it's misaligned or warped it's fucking useless. Lelnovo could have used a sturdier material than a flexible sheet of clear plastic.
>>54343319
mine was fucked for like 30 minutes, it would type a random string of letters when I hit one key. Was fine afterwards though.
>>54337670
Never, because I use a self-closing bottle/thermos to drink out of.
>>54343532
>>54342730
>>54343435
In the UK milk in tea is pretty common.
>>54343742
leave it up to great britain to drink tea the wrong way
>>54341467
Ellison, is that you?
>>54337733
Triple dubs dont lie
>>54337670
It only happens when my mom is nearby. She has knocked things out of my hands at least 5 times now.
>>54337670
I once managed to spill a bottle of perfume over my dad's old laptop.
Always smelled pretty good when it heated up and the fans went on.
Once, and only once.
Except it wasn't a drink.
It was spaghetti.
Don't you dare laugh.
I still haven't cleaned it, and its been several months. Poured an entire plate of spaghetti with tons of sauce all over it. cleaned the worst of it, but there is still sauce on the screen. It's an HP, so thats OK.
my 1,5l water bottle is always open on my desk never had problems with it
but once I dropped my protein shake on the
power strip of my old computer.. the power in the whole flat went off.. dont know how its called in english
thankfully never. but this is my worst fear.
Never, because I don't act like a nigger.
I usually do this intentionally.
not once in my life, and I have had 4 laptops.
>>54337944
I can't explain how much money I'd lose if a coffee flavored version of this was made, and I already spend so much on these alone
>>54337715
first is best
>>54338092
https://youtu.be/LDmCmmvIA8A
>>54337715
first post best post
Never. Always did it intentionally.
>>54337715
/thread
>>54337670
Not many... but the one time I did it... fucked up my mechanical keyboard.
>>54337670
never, I'm not a retard teenager that is unaware of his body. Even when I was a retard teenager it never happened because I'm not an asshole that leaves his drink next to his keyboard/laptop
>>54337715
>manchild
I would of taken you seriously if you didn't use a meme. Good job making yourself look like a edgy 12 year old that shouldn't be here.
Don't bother responding as i will be gone your not worth auguring with i already won /thread child.
>>54337670
It has only happened like 5 times in total, which isn't too bad as I usually have an open bottle next to my keyboard 24/7. I only drink water, though, so it's no biggie.
>>54337670
never because I'm not a manchild that gets his parents to pay for everything, so I know if I break shit I either gotta do without or it comes out of my pocket
>spilled a pint glass of Coca-Cola® on my late 2012 MacBook Pro while it was open and on
>fuck
>hard power that motherfucker off by holding the button
>dry as much as I can with paper towel
>let the thing dry for a few hours
>switch it on
>worksfine.jpg
>some keys sticky but that wore off over time
>still working fine to this day as a reliable music production station
>recently upgraded HDD and memory
>feelsgoodfam.bat
>my girlfriend spills a plastic cup of Water on her early 2013 MacBook Pro w/Retina Display
>both of us: fuck
>I grab the laptop out of her lap and switch it off with the button
>we towel it off and let it dry
>the thing is fucking fried
>$360 later with a logic board and top case replacement it's back to normal
what did apple mean by this?
~5 times, each time being away from my keyboard or electronics
I swear to god drinks have a gravity field around them that will make you somehow spill them without ever coming into physical contact with them
>>54337670
0
My gookpad has survived heavy rain in a non waterproof bag though
>>54337670
Once, my esc key doesn't work now.
>>54338985
Like $10 now
>>54351665
You could land a 747 between her eyes.
>>54337670
Managed to flip a large beer-glass full of water right into the top fan of my Antec about 5 years ago. The LEDs and fans were going on and off until I yanked out the power. Everything was soaked as fuck, but after a week of drying, it was fine. Still using it right now.
>>54354123
how can you tell that aliens' sex?
>>54354123
why are you a bully?
>>54337715
Yes
>>54354123
Waardenburg
long hair probably covers the hearing aids
>>54337670
I only do this deliberately
>>54337670
I picked up what I thought was an empty can of soda to throw it out and my laptop was under the path my hand was hastily and carelessly taking assuming the can was empty. Before I could react I realized the can of soda was actually full. Luckily it was also unopened.
>>54349884
Stay mad.
Don't bother responding as i will be gone your not worth auguring with i already won
>>54338092
Weasel words. This post does not provide sources and will be deleted.
Once, it was beer. Took the keyboard immediately apart, cleaned and dried it, put it back together and it worked fine. Broke one or two keycaps though.
A couple times. Many more times intentionally desu. So funny to "accidently" spill shit on my friends and families laptops.
>>54342720
>this kills the thinkpad
I doubt it
>>54337670
Does this actually happen outside movies and tv shows unless you are mentally deranged?
>>54344803
nah lad
>>54337944
I started drinking coffee when I was 4 because I had to be up at 4:30 everyday since my grandma picked me up from my house at 5:00 and I slept like shit and still do.
I am 20 almost 21 now and I drink 3 cups of black ALDI brand coffee from pic related every day.
My only regrets are the constant stomach pains and being a manlet at 5,9.
>>54341993
>>54342808
I suppose you guys drink nothing but straight single malt whisky while smoking a cigar
>>54349884
>would of
4 times. only once has a thinkpad died and that was because the 4th time was with 2 full cups of coffee directly into the keyboard while I fainted due to severe sleep deprivation and heart issues.
>>54337670
I did it about 3 times. When I was 12.
Once but since I am water master race I just unplugged it and let it dry and it was good to go.
>>54337929
UN is the key prefix here "Retard"
>>54354279
You got lucky.
Never but I always end up gleeking and spitting all over my laptop.
>>54341467
I know how you feel.
>>54337670
Yeah, all the fucking time. And here my dumb ass thought, "oh cool, I'll just buy the levitating model, and then this shit won't happen anymore," I mean, makes sense right?
WELL LO AND BEHOLD I still managed to spill my shit right on the center of the floating bastard
not even when i was drunk OP.
