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2016-05-02 08:49:35 Post No. 54337341
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2016-05-02 08:49:35
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You know those scammers that call you and tell you that your computer has a virus and they want you to go to a particular website and download their shit to fix the problem (which is actually a virus)?
I think I may have just defeated one of them in the most brilliant way possible.
>Get call from obvious scammer.
>Act like I know nothing.
>Pretend I'm following his directions to the malware site.
>Tell him I went there, but nothing is happening.
>He seems confused and wonders why his scheme is not working.
>I suggest a solution. I tell him that I downloaded a program called Echo that I use for streaming videos and that Microsoft released an update a while back to block people from receiving streams unless they change some settings and turn Echo Off in order to prevent streaming of pirated content.
>I tell him to do some shit that you should all know too well, which culminated in me telling him to delete System32 that was the directory for the block on the Echo software.
>He does it.
>Curses at me.
>Tells me he's going to rape my mother.
>Tells me he's going to find me and murder me.
>Shouts what I can only assume are profanities in whatever language he natively speaks.
>Hangs up.
Flawless victory.
