Guys, do I have to be gay to own Apple products?
Before you say "wtf", I have been in the closet for 19 years, and do not plan on coming out. Yet, I want to get the new iPhone SE (perfect size!), and possibly a MacBook to replace my very aging Sony laptop, which had served me well.
If I go Apple, would that throw a shadow of suspicion upon me, making it even more difficult to hide my love for peenus?
Thanks!
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If you're anything like this guy you can hide it for years.
The final straw would be getting hired at Google, where they'd force you to use a MacBook, among other things.
>>54330228
>too much of a faggot to come out of the closet
that's pretty gay desu senpai
>>54330228
Why hide it?
Stop bending down and accommodating the establishment.
DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!!
APPLE PRYDE 4 LYFE!!!
>>54330228
>>54330228
You don't HAVE to be gay but it would really help your image if you at least sucked on phallic items every now and then.
You do have to be gay, but you don't have to be openly gay.
>>54330228
If you weren't already gay, you're not gonna make it
>>54330228
>iPhone SE (perfect size!)
Holy fucking shit no it's not you fucking manlet baby hand piece of shit I know your baiting but fuck off
>>54330268
>all that fagginess in google commercials
>he blames it on Aplel.
Seriously, google is pretty gay.
