You have 15 buzz lightyears to eat my ass

>>54329098

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

>>54329074
seat cushion

Keeping your ears warm.

>>54329074

Teapot Cosy

>>54329074

poopsack

>>54329074
Telling your friends that what you're wearing is not just a hipster winter hat, it's also a headset, so that they may marvel at your being a master of hipster gimmicks.

Strap some piss bottles to it and scare the shit out of airport security.

>>54329074
crank up the bass on the equalizer and use it as a cock sock?

>>54329233
>bluetooth teapot cozy
genius

>>54329074
hack it to be an electroshock cap
zaps user upon push notifications
also zaps in tempo with whatever music they play

VIBE
CONTROLLER

>tfw you will never get to control your vibrator with buttons on your winter hats while your friends ask what you're doing and you're pretending that you're controlling your music while holding in your pleasure moans

>>54329928
playing music to your tea makes it tastier. fact

>>54329943
Kek

Solar panel on top of the hat/ solar panel built in.

Charge your phone while going outside

oh shit this is awesome.

i deliver mail and 5% of my productivity goes towards hiding my earphones from supervisors, might get something like this and just slap a USPS patch on it.

>>54329074
put under pillow to listen to music before sleep