>>54318395
>We could send 8,000 pounds of assorted bacteria samples to be released into the air to try and make the Red Planet just that much more exciting for future explorers.
>Or maybe just scatter live cockroaches all over the planet.

They would instantly die. Extremely thin air and high ultraviolet levels.

Anime figs.
Dragon dildoes.

>>54318395
Dragon dildoes

>>54318395
We could send 4,000 kg of basement dweller semen.

>>54318395
A single flailing SJW

>>54319052
Why just one? More is better!

>>54319066
if we send more than one they might find a way to reproduce

>>54319066
Because a single SJW is 8000 pounds

4tonne of styrofoam .

BUGS

A box full of 40 confused niggas

>8000 pounds
op we could send your mum if she lost a little weight

>>54318395
niggers and muslims 50 / 50 split

>>54319189
Why not muslim niggas aka somalis?

>>54319249

don't even get me started with the Somalians. They need to go back to thier shit hole now. Mars would be too much of an upgrade for those fux.

>>54318395
A self contained housing unit filled with nothing but raspberry pi's,a Computer, gentoomans library on paper and the rest is a bed water and power source and a shower and a space toilet.

A bunch of rovers to explore and map the planet automatically. Also equipped with radars to scan what is within the planet.

>>54319288
Exactly. Say that they're going to mars, but take a right turn at the sun

>>54319294
Could be fun. Drop tones of these down along with some bots, see if they can start mining and smelting shit for us, and have mars nice and ready for us when we need it.

>>54318395
we send evasticas, old german flags and hitler pictures to mars.