Tech Company Personalities:
Apple- arrogant hipsters.
Google- whimsical, liberal, pretends to love tacos a lot more than they really do. I wouldn't trust these sandal wearing stoners for a second.
Microsoft- stuffy uptight business man driving a BMW. No fun, but takes care of his shit and wants to make a ton of money. Probably a white collar criminal.
Ubuntu - WE WUZ OPERATING SYSTEMZ
>>54299096
Apple- Form over function every time, if you don't agree you're a pleb.
Google- NSA Botnet cancer incarnate, an SO that's obsessed with you and wants to know literally everything about you.
Intel- Maximum Jewishness
AMD- Ultimate underdog, constantly yearning for the days he was good.
Facebook - dickholes
>>54299121
Now ya done it you git. Dem umies wuz gonna uze eet.
>>54299096
Facebook - hand rubbing merchant, sucks bleeding baby cock, and fishes pennies out of mall fountains
>>54299096
Facebook - Chad Thundercock
IBM - 5th dimensional beings without physical bodies that occasionally possess us mortals for the purpose of constructing wormhole gates in order to enter our reality to enslave us and harvest our brains inside a matrix style server farm to perfect artificial intelligence
Apple - Jews
Microsoft - Jews
Google - Jews
>>54299713
I'm fine with this
>>54299096
This thread- Autism
>>54299096
>Apple-Scientology
Fixed.
>>54299096
Ethereum- A schizophrenic CS dropout who happens to be a trust fund baby
Microsoft - Poorfag / Third world / Gaming manchild who spends his Geek Squad checks on Steam sales and his "rig"
Google - Poorfag / Third world
Apple - Not poorfag / First world
>>54301193
>VP of worldwide marketing
>name is Schiller
You can't make this up. I mean... you can, but you'd be criticized for being too hamfisted.
>>54302389
Apple -colossal faggot/retard that likes top get scammed up the ass
>>54299713
maybe a few years ago
they're all pajeets now
>>54299096
Apple - pencil dicks
Microsoft - normies
Google - poo in the loo
>>54303177
>Apple - pencil dicks poo in the loo
>Microsoft - normies
>Google - poo in the loo
Fixed.
>>54303253
>engineers is Indian
good english language there
>>54303253
>Microsoft not poo in loo
Please.
