>Just graduated college, living with my mom and my brother who has downs
>My brother really loves He-man and wanted a new computer for his birthday which was last weekend
>I buy a thinkpad and spend 8 hours setting up a perfect he-man themed arch rice
>Brother loves it, spends hours rewatching the complete He-man series I torrented for him
>Wake up yesterday morning to tard screams
>COMPYUUUTAAA BROKEN ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I lock myself in my room
>Mom goes out to help him
>He starts beating the shit out of her
>Rush out and restrain him, take mom to the ER, padlock my room so he can't touch my rig
>Get around to asking my brother what happened
>From what I gather, an Arch update broke his xorg.conf and he was greeted with a terminal. In his rage he smashed the computer and probably caused a few hundred dollars of damage to various items in the house
>My mom is still in the ER with a really fucked up left arm
Arch hate thread? Arch hate thread.
>>54297206
Sounds like he was just beginning to turn into He Man. It cant be stopped now
>>54297206
when did this happen, exactly?
>>54297266
Fucking kek
>>54297266
he man doesn't attack innocent people
>>54297267
yesterday, why?
> Retard hate thread
Ftfy
>>54297294
but people who use arch ARE retarded, anon!
Is this a form of /g/ poetry? Can we just look at this at a different view point /g/ents?
>>54297206
>grandpa calls up, computer is fucked
>he drops it off
>10,000 toolbars
>reformat
>install Arch Linux
>compile everything from source
>get superior rolling release minimal system
>force all daemons and proessces, x windows, etc required to be manually started (like they SHOULD BE)
>return laptop
>she calls up
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WHAT DID U DO TO MY COMPUTER FUK U KID
Fucking old people, just die already.
>>54297289
>He-man doesnt attack innocent people
He attacked a woman, they are not innocent.
>>54297206
And I was all ready to say something nice, too.
Dammit.
>>54297352
Or people
That's really fucking sad OP, i hope you made this up
>>54297379
edgy
>>54297206
>retard can't handle Arch
This doesn't do much for /g/'s credibility these days. I mean, with all the Arch hate threads lately, the implications are quite saddening.
>>54297423
>le edgy maymay
>>54297206
You are the tard and broke your own install. Now you're mad and making up stories.
P.S. works on my machine :)
Suits you faggot. You should've insyalled idiotproof xubuntu or some mint. Why do you need to be so edgy to your brother. Just give him something to enjoy.
Btw. Your brother called.
>>54297289
i dont think xorgf.conf ever breaks these days
its a good story though
>>54297434
but tripfag, hating on women is the most fedoralord thing of all. you seem confused.
>>54297507
>internet misogyny is a serious issue I take time out of my day to combat!
>forsooth faire maiden, no villainous knave shall make a jest at your expense again!
>>54297524
oh you're just shitposting. my bad. have a nice evening.
>>54297548
>have a nice evening
Too late
>>54297507
I was a joke you dip besides men have been bitching about women since time began there is nothing fedora about it
only faggot nu-males care about defending women
>>54297206
Download CP during masturbation binge.
Brick harddrive trying to destroy evidence.
Smash computer and blame arch linux to hide incompetence.
???????
Congratulations, your a faggot.
>>54297630
wew lad
>Literally thinking linux is good for anything in the fucking world.
>>54297630
>Brick harddrive trying to destroy evidence.
>Smash computer and blame arch linux to hide incompetence.
Should have installed Debian or Ubuntu. Apt would have done all of that for you.
>>54297779
this is what archfags actually believe
>>54297938
>this is what archfags actually believe
Good to know. I use Gentoo,but I'll be sure to check out Arch one of these days. I always assumed Arch users were as bad as Debianfags.
>>54297206
Can't they discern if the fetus is retarded? Why didn't you mother abort him?
>>54298193
Because that's murdering!
10/10 creativity
>>54297524
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/8ch/
>>54297475
Never happened to me. I even modified it. Also, updates are manual, it's not Windows. Gtfo OP.
is this modified pasta?
>>54298611
no it's freaky fresh
>>54297206
Yeah right.
This is the biggest BS I have ever heard.
> OP installs Arch.
> Brother watches He-Man.
> Somehow brother decides to run sudi pacman -Syu?
OP, go attention-whore somewhere else.
Even though this is bait but if you knew how arch worked you wouldn't have put it for a tard in the first place.
If this /were/ to happen I would be happy the tard broke stuff. He deserves that much.
BTW Fedora is best
>>54297344
>grandpa
>she calls up
top retardation, my man.
>>54298988
*tips fedora*
Sir I feel euphoric
>It's a shitposting thread
>>54297206
Shoulda installed OSX, I hear it's tard friendly
