ITS NOT EVEN A COMPUTER.
IT'S A FUCKING *A P P L I A N C E*
http://www.nvidia.com/object/visual-computing-appliance.html
So nvidia took a rackmount server and charged 40% more.
>>54289361
LOOK AT THESE FUCKING SPECS
GPU s8 NVIDIA High-End GPUs
GPU Memory 12 GB per GPU
NVIDIA CUDA Cores 24,576
CPU Xeon E5 (2.8 GHz)
CPU Cores 20 Physical
40 with Hyper Threading
System Memory 256 GB
Storage 2TB SSD
Network 2 x 1GigE
2 x 10GigE (SFP+)
1 x InfiniBand
Installed Software Linux CentOS 6.6
VCA Manager
Iray 2014.3.4 or newer
V-Ray 3.0 or newer
OptiX 3.8 or newer
IT RUNS ON LINUX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54289361
Can it run 200 instances of Crysis?
>>54289375
YEAH ITS FUCKING EXPENSIVE
WHAT ARE YOU, POOR?
>>54289375
SO EXPENSIVE I FORGOT THE FUCKING PIC
>>54289431
Only $80k?
>>54289393
NIGGER THAT IS EIGHT WAY SLI QUADRO M6000 12GB ESSENTIALLY WORKSTATION TITAN CARDS OK EIGHT FUCKING TITAN PROS YOU ARE LOOKING AT WITH A 20 CORE PROCESSOR AND 256GB RAM
>>54289361
>Visual Computing Appliance
I cant wait for Intel Computational Serving Apparatus and AMD Graphical Mathemating Thingy
>>54289439
80K? LOL NO, IT COSTS FOUR MILLION DOLLARS FOR 80 OF THEM
BUT THE SHIPPING IS FREE
I AM SO FUCKING GAY HOLY SHIT
>>54289361
>/v/ babbies will eat this shit right the fuck up
gg cuck fishing shill
>>54289376
>linux
>autodesk
wat
>>54289534
SWEET GOD WHAT IS THAT MONSTER IN THE REFLECTION
>>54289496
I AM SO GAY THAT I CAN TAKE A TELEPHONE POLE UP THE ASS AND STILL HAVE ROOM IN MY MOUTH FOR A HAMBURGER
>>54289534
YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT YOU ACTUALLY THINK ANYONE HAS EVER PLAYED A GAME ON THIS YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD YOU KNOW PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING CULTURAL DETRITUS FOR PLANKTON LIKE YOU TO CONSUME. PEOPLE HAVE TO RENDER YOUR FAKE 3D MOVIES AND HAVE TO DESIGN YOUR GAMES. AND VISUAL COMPUTING APPLIANCES IS HOW THEY DO THEM WITHOUT FUCKING SPENDING TWO WEEKS RENDERING EVERY FUCKING FRAME. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED EIGHT QUADRO M6000'S TO GET THAT DONE.
NOW THEY HAVE A 24GB VIDEO CARD THOUGH
>>54289564
That is beloved comic Fluffy Iglesias don't be rude
OH WAIT THAT'S INTERESTING NVIDIA AS A CORPORATION GOT AUTOCAD RUNNING ON LINUX AND THEY USED FUCKING CENTOS RATHER THAN RED HAT
>>54289576
But he's so scary
>>54289564
Typical /v/ cuck, what else?
>>54289573
Oi shove your useless trash up your ass and shut the fuck up. Stop screaming like a baby
>>54289601
CentOS and RHEL is binary compatible, doesn't matter.
>>54289361
Like, was this something new they announced?
I mean, if so, hurrah for them. People'll pay 50k for a hyper-powered render-server all day.
>>54289361
>>54289376
>>54289411
>>54289448
>>54289466
> billymayshere.bat
At least you're entertaining shillfag..
>>54289612
DID I JUST DISCOVER THAT YOU'RE A FAGGOT BRITKEK
YES I DID BABY YES I DID
BLOW IT OUT YER ASS FAGGOT BIN THAT KNIFE SAVE A LIFE LOL
>>USELESS TRASH
THAT'S AN INTERESTING WAY TO SPELL "MY FAMILY" LOL
YOU'RE SO STUPID YOU'RE LIKE AN ADULT THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHERE MEAT COMES FROM
YOU'RE SO STUPID YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE NEED THIS VISUAL COMPUTING APPLIANCE AND THAT IT WILL ACTUALLY SAVE THEM MONEY
YOU'RE SO STUPID YOU DON'T REALIZE THAT AN INDIVIDUAL QUADRO M6000 COSTS 5000 DOLLARS, AND WITH EIGHT OF THEM, FOR 40,000, THAT'S ONLY 10,000 DOLLARS FOR 2TB SSD AND 256GB RAM AND OH WAIT, A E5V3 XEON PROCESSOR 2690 WITH 20 FUCKING CORES THAT COSTS 10,000 ITSELF
PRETTY MUCH A FUCKING BARGAIN AT 49,500 DOLLARS.
NOT TO MENTION THE CASE AND MOTHERBOARD ARCHITECTURE THAT ALLOWS 8 WAY SLI
>>54289689
YES I AM A SHILL AND YES I SERIOUSLY EXPECT YOU ALL TO GO PURCHASE A VISUAL COMPUTING APPLIANCE
OR I AT LEAST HOPE TO GET ONE OF YOU T420 USING ARCH FAGS WHO'S GREATEST TALENT IS SOME LISP AND GURO PORN TO GET YOUR MOTHER TO BUY YOU A VISUAL COMPUTING APPLIANCE
JOHNNY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES
BUY NVIDIA TODAY
>>54289691
But can it run Crysis?
>>54289723
NIGGER, THIS THING COULD RUN CRYSIS ON 1000 COMPUTERS EVENLY DISTRIBUTED ACROSS THE GLOBE CONNECTED BY CAT5 AND REPEATERS.
ON ULTRA.
ACTUALLY NO
THE ADMIN PROBABLY PREVENTED YOU FROM INSTALLING IT
BUT I HAVE THIS HERE LITTLE CARD AND IT RAN FALLOUT 4 ON ULTRA 4K AT 50-60FPS
THEN I REALIZED FALLOUT 4 IS GARBAGE HAHA WOMYN DEVELOPERS.
>>54289691
>>54289721
Kill yourself, seriously. I said this many times before but this time I really mean it
>>54289780
HAHA BUTTHURT POORFAG DETECTED
YOU ARE POOR
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE POOR
IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, THEY WILL BE POOR.
AND THEIR CHILDREN WILL BE POOR.
MAYBE IF YOU SAVE UP AND THE SELL YOUR MOTHER INTO SEX SLAVERY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD A GTX 550 HAHA PSYK YOU CAN'T AFFORD A FUCKING HOT DOG
>>54289766
Quadro can run games properly? What's the purpose of a Titan then?
>>54289804
they are for different use. don't listen to him ricky.
>quadro=CAD
>geforge=gaming and daily
>>54289721
STOP POSTING IMMEDIATELY PAJEET
You are not supposed to tell them that you are paid by NVIDIA. The whole point is that they are left under the impression that everyone believes our products are superior. We've talked about this. How many Rupees do we have to deduct from your salary for you to understand?
>>54289801
How does it feel to be a minimum wage sales rep, you hopeless third-class ghetto cuck?
>>54289834
That's what i tought. Quadro is for work stuff. This guy is just retarded as hell.
>>54289804
WELL, THEY CAN RUN GAMES PROPERLY AND BEAUTIFULLY I MIGHT ADD BUUUUT NOT COST EFFECTIVELY
NEVER BUY A QUADRO FOR GAMING
TITAN X AND OG TITAN/TITAN BLACK ARE TWO DIFFERENT BEASTS FIRST OF ALL
OLD GANGSTA TITAN AND TITAN BLACK ARE STILL HIGHLY VALUED FOR THEIR INCREDIBLE FP64 COMPUTE THAT ACTUALLY MAKES THEM BETTER FOR SOME SCIENTIFIC AND RENDER APPLICATIONS, THEY PUNCH FAR ABOVE THEIR WEIGHT CLASS IN THAT REGARDS, AND ARE WAAAAY CHEAPER THAN TOP TIER QUADROS
THE TITAN X LOL IS JUST A MONEY GRAB BY NVIDIA, I MEAN YEAH ITS GREAT FOR GAMES BUT COSTS A TON FOR LIKE 10% MAX EXTRA PERFORMANCE OVER THE FUCKING 980 AND THAT'S WITHOUT FACTORING IN AMD CURSED BE THEIR NAME
THE TITAN X HAS SHIT FP64 AND IS NOTHING LIKE THE OG TITANS
BUT THEY'LL STILL BE PRETTY GOOD FOR SHIT LIKE PHOTOSHOP ETC. THEY'RE NOT BAD. JUST EXPENSIVE. BUT NOT AS EXPENSIVE AS QUADROS.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH TITAN/GTX/QUADRO/AMD IN A NUTSHELL.
>>54289844
I AM SO SORRY SIR I WILL NOT DO IT AGAIN
>>54289376
>Installed Software Linux CentOS 6.6
haha
>>54289860
YES THEY ARE FOR WORK STUFF IF YOU OPEN UP A VIDEO GAME WITH A QUADRO INSTALLED IN YOUR COMPUTER, BUDDY, WELL HEH WEW ONE OF TWO THINGS WILL HAPPEN
EITHER IT EXPLODES LIKE A BOMB OR MEN WITH MACHINE GUNS RAPPEL THROUGH YOUR WINDOW AND MURDER YOU AND UR DOG
ISHYGDDT SAGE SAGE SAGE
>>54289844
Are you kidding? This guy is clearly a coked-up onshore product manager kicking off his Friday night of wanton, drug fueled carnage early.
But for what purpose
>>54289873
>>54289896
Ok, you seem to know some stuffs. Just stop the caps lock assault fire, it's fucking painful to read.
>>54289908
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME?
HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED A MOVIE?
HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED TV?
HAS THE US MILITARY EVER PROTECTED YOU?
THAN YOU HAVE BENEFITTED FROM AND USED THE PRODUCTS OF PEOPLE WHO REQUIRE VISUAL COMPUTING APPLIANCES TO DO THEIR JOB
YES, THE MILITARY USES NVIDA.
>>54289918
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE CAPS.
>>54289908
Running 50 games at once.
/v/ cuck dream
IM GONNA WALK DOWN THE BLOCK TO GET SOME BEERS AND SMOKES AND ENERGY DRINKS
I'LL BE BACK SOON TO KICK YOUR ASS
>>54289989
You can actually afford things with your minimum wage?
>>54289376
>High end
>Only 12 GB per card
>Not GP100
>>54290015
I CAN AFFORD HEAD FROM YOUR MOTHER
>>54290020
I BELIEVE THE VISUAL COMPUTING APPLIANCE WAS PUT ON SALE A BIT BEFORE THE 24GB QUADRO M6000
>>54289943
>YES, THE MILITARY USES NVIDA.
bullshit.
>>54289573
>only understanding video-related capabilities of GPUs
>nothing about HPC, big data
It's like you're not even trying. Is this your first fake shill ahead?
>>54290067
>>HE DOESN'T KNOW THE MILITARY USES THEM FOR CRUNCH
>>54290046
>Literal Motherfucker spotted
How's your and your mother's child? Inbred disgusting lump of shit?
>>54289361
>heart attack
>>54290097
>being this assblasted
wew lad
1000 Microsoft points have been deposited to your account!
>>54290189
I generally talk like this
even in real life
>>54290050
The US Govt will be putting Nvidia in the next generation of supercomputers
http://www.nvidia.com/object/exascale-supercomputing.html
>>54289376
shitty storage
also it will run like shit in 2 years anyway thanks to jewed drivers
http://www.nvidia.com/object/deep-learning-system.html
SUPERIOR
>>54290431
I'M BACK BITCHES
AND I GOT A 6 PACK OF 16OZ NATTY ICE
AND A PACK OF BLUE AMERICAN SPIRITS
AND TWO CAN'S OF ROCKSTAR SUGAR FREE
ROUND 2 MOTHERFUCKERS
>>54290431
YOU REALIZE THAT NVIDIA WOULD BE LEGALLY LIABLE RIGHT
UNDER CERTAIN WARRANTIES THAT COVER "CRITICAL SYSTEMS" NVIDIA WOULD BE NUCLEARLY SUED IF THEIR HARDWARE/SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS FOR THINGS SUCH AS MEDICAL IMAGING AND ANALYSIS, FLUODERM HEAT MODELLING TECHNOLOGY USED IN POWERPLANTS, NVIDIA FACIAL/WEAPON RECOGNITION SYSTEM IN SECURITY SUITES, NVIDIA QUADRO BENTLEY AUTOMOTIVE GPU SOLUTIONS, FAILED?
THE FUCKING MILITARY USES THIS SHIT
THINK
FUCK YOUR VIDEO GAYS. NO ONE FUCKS A FUCK ABOUT YOUR MOPPING GAMES. IT'S ABOUT *I N D U S T R Y*
>>54290740
N I C E
I
C
E
I AM LOST WITHOUT THE ATTENTION OF STRANGERS
END MESSAGE
ANYWAYS SOME PEOPLE ARE NOW AWARE THAT YOU CAN GET A SERVER RACK WITH 8 WAY QUADRO M6000 SLI
SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT THE QUADRO M6000 IS THE MOST POWERFUL VIDEO CARD IN EXISTENCE
SAD
>>54289860
Yes because you should have a Quadro and a GeForce when you can use the Quadro you already have
>>54289431
No sales tax on 4 million dollars? I don't think the IRA will be happy about that.
>>54291360
You have to go back >>>/pol/ mehmet
>>54292105
NOW YOU HAVE TO DIE, YOU REALIZE YOU JUST THREATENED ME FOR 80,000 DOLLARS RIGHT, THAT'S JUSTIFIABLE SELF DEFENSE OVER ROBBERY, SHIT, THERE ARE PEOPLE ON SR3 THAT WOULD KILL YOU FOR 15,000.
IT'S JUST BUSINESS NOW BRO
>>54291934
WELL IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES GET A GTX BUT I MEAN QUADROS WILL DO IT FOR SURE, THEY'RE MOSTLY JUST UNDERCLOCKED AND DON'T HAVE OPTIMIZATION FOR IT, HOWEVER THEY WILL RENDER CERTAIN EFFECTS BETTER, A 6000 DOLLAR QUADRO WILL SHRED ANY AND ALL GAMES OF COURSE AND LOOK GREAT. BUT IT'D BE DUMB UNLESS YOU'RE SUPER RICH IN WHICH CASE IT'D BE SMART BECAUSE YOU'D BE LIMITLESS.
dank thread desu
>>54289431
$50K for this piece of shit lol
>>54289375
Same thing they did with the titan z or whatever neural network machine.
>>54294478
YOU SAVE 25K ON INDIVIDUAL PARTS AND 250K ON DEVELOPING THE MOTHERBOARD ARCHITECTURE AND 360K ON DEVELOPING THE DRIVERS[
>>54294536
THERE'S ONE RULE FOR THE TITAN Z
YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE TITAN Z
THE SECOND RULE IS DON'T TALK ABOUT THE TITAN Z
>>54294592
So anyone heard about the Titan Z? http://www.nvidia.com/gtx-700-graphics-cards/gtx-titan-z/
>>54294620
DON'T
O
N
'
T
DO
O
IT
T
>>54292199
Oh my god What are you on?
>>54289361
make a /gcg/ to contain the autism if you want to argue about your meme asic brand loyalties please OP
>>54294651
I GROUND A GTX970 TO DUST AND SNIFFED IT
I had a severe nose bleed for the last hour and now I'm slightly dizzy.
Can this unit render 3D blood for me to use?
>>54289361
BUT CAN IT CALCULATE THE ROTATING SHIELD FREQUENCY OF A BORG CUBE?
>>54294687
PARTNER
CERTIFIED
DRIVERS
http://www.nvidia.com/object/quadro-certified-drivers.html#page=partnerSelected
>>54289361
sounds good
would use as shitposting machine
>>54289458
kek
>>54289536
autodesk has has unix bilds of their products forever. its what most vfx studios use as a base for their render farms because windows cant into clusters
>>54294806
NOT EVEN MICROSOFT HAS ANY IDEA HOW WINDOWS WORKS
>>54294806
this
>>54294650
what's the problem with titan Z?
legit question
http://www.thinkmate.com/system/gpx-xt24-2460v3-titan
>>54295101
NOTHING
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT
GET TWO OF THEM
AND DO SCIENCE
can you install windows into that thing?
>>54289361
How many fps does it get in CoD?
>>54289361
Portable house fire
>>54289431
I had so much trouble comprehending what they fuck they were talking about. I know what this thing does, it's just that.. The sentences in the video aren't even correct.
>>54295267
49,500
LITERALLY
DID THE MATH
>>54289376
better
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/TwbgdC
>>54295311
Can it run chrome with more than 10 tabs ?
>>54295319
>http://pcpartpicker.com/p/TwbgdC
NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE
>>54295344
UNFORTUNATELY, NO.
WE HERE AT NVIDIA ARE ONLY HUMAN. WE MUST EMPHASIZE THAT SOME THINGS ARE BEYOND ALL HUMAN ABILITY.
>>54289361
So why do Nvidia CUDA drivers suck on windows and work awesome on GNU/Linux, yet Nvidia graphics drivers suck on GNU/Linux and work awesome on windows?
>>54295363
BECAUSE PEOPLE PLAY GAMES AND DO CASUAL LOW-ENERGY APPLICATIONS ON WINDOWS. IT'LL GET THE JOB DONE FOR YOUR AUTODESK INVENTOR BEAM PLATE ASSY FOR YOUR SHITTY ICE CREAM FACTORIES WAREHOUSE EXTENSION.
BUT PEOPLE THAT ARE SERIOUS ENOUGH TO BUY RENDER FARMS IN-A-BOX ARE SMART ENOUGH TO USE UNIX NETWORKING PASS THROUGH SET UPS WITH SIMPLE MAC OR LINUX FRONT ENDS TO DO THEIR RENDERING AND CRUNCHING.
ITS A WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD WHEN YOU HAVE THE BEST AND THE BRIGHTEST HYPED UP WITH ESSENTIALLY INFINITE MONEY AND THE GOAL TO MAKE DOPE SHIT AND GET PAID.
>>54295213
8xnVidia (Titan, K80, ...)
2x22 core Intel
1.5GB RAM
24xHD/SSD
>>54289536
CentOS, AutoDesk has versions of some of their software specifically for it. Though i think most of it is commercial use licenses only.
>>54289361
>>54289376
>mfw you will never be able to afford such beauty
why even live
>>54295453
LIVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS AND SAVE UP YOUR MONEY IF YOU CAN SAVE 1000 A YEAR BY THE TIME YOU'RE 60 YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD ONE.
>>54295453
> being this poor
>>54295477
>>54295516
fuck you
Can it play Doom though
>>54295550
DON'T DO IT ANON, ANY NVIDIA PRODUCTS YOU BUY CONTRIBUTES TO THE EXISTENCE OF THE APPLIANCE MAKING YOUR LIFE NOT A WASTE
>>54295565
ADMIN HAS PREVENTED THAT PERMISSION
SORRY AND GET BACK TO WORK
>>54295589
it's not for me but for you shills
>>54295596
I AM NOT SHILLING I AM ADVOCATING
>>54295410
Look m8 some people gotta run CAVEs and shit to do scientific visualization. That means doing a bunch of videogame shit. Some of those people want to do the simulation in real time too. That means doing a bunch of CUDA shit.
We need both, yet you are not giving us both.
>>54295410
when the shill starts dropping actual knowledge
>dayum XD
>>54289721
>YES I AM A SHILL
>>54295605
>I AM NOT SHILLING
Mental gymnastics of a /v/ spill. Hang yourself
>>54295644
IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE PLEASE CONTACT OUR TECHNICAL DEVELOPMENT TEAM AT
2701 SAN TOMAS EXPY
SANTA CLARA, CA 95050. EXTENSION 1290 RYAN HATHOWAY, CLIENT ASSISTANCE COORDINATOR CAN ARRANGE A CONFERENCE VIA SKYPE OR A LUNCH IN PERSON TO DISCUSS WHAT YOU NEED TO GET DONE.
>>54295762
FALLING ANAP FROM ALL THE BEER WILL BE BEACK IN BUSINESS WITHIN 2 HOURS
>>54295644
>he can't into clusters or type 2 hypervisors
wow it's like your aren't actually a professional in the field
>>54289361
can't wait to mine $0.001 worth of bitcoins per week on this thing
>>54295550
>how Hitler got the Jews into the oven
BUNCHA NIGGERS IN THIS NIGGER THREAD
NVIDIWAHHHHH
BAN ME AGAIN YOU STINKY HOOK NOSED KIKE MODS
>>54289375
You realise that there are VERY few rackmount servers that support 8x GPU?
>>54296575
>>FEW
ANY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hbMZTwZRJY
>>54297497
i loved it
>>54297497
>>54297750
I ALSO LIKED YOUR OTHER VIDEOS ON THE CHANNEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3eh4Z5Ko4&list=PLxlaXsoZBNggxx3gV594dKl2rVr6mKcOe
>>54289361
this is for 3d rendering, it's irrelevant to anything /g/ does because we're all /v/fags
>>54297893
YOU CAN ALSO USE IT IN REAL TIME TO PROCESS AUTOMATIC TARGETING ALGORITHMS FOR PREDATOR DRONES
OR USE IT ACROSS HUNDREDS OF SECURITY CAMERAS TO DETERMINE WHO MIGHT BE CARRYING A CONCEALED WEAPON BY ANALYZING BEHAVIOR AND PHYSIOMETRICS
OR YOU COULD USE IT TO VISUALIZE AND CALCULATE THE RESERVOIR CAPACITY OF SHALE FORMATIONS AND OIL WELLS
OR TO DO MATHS ON VAST GEOSPATIAL REFERENCE LIBRARIES
>>54297975
Holy shit! Where can I order one?
>>54297983
YOU'RE WELCOME, UNDERLING
>>54297983
>>54298003
I MEAN
http://www.novedge.com/products/11286
>>54295319
>http://pcpartpicker.com/p/TwbgdC
Nice thermal throttling unless you want to Frankenstein together some water cooling.
Also, no cost for the e5-2699 v4? Are we going to raid Intel HQ?
>>54298673
>>Are we going to raid Intel HQ?
ARE WE NOT?
>>54295319
>only 4 GPUs
>and they're gaymer cards
why
>>54296575
Yeah, about that
http://www.supermicro.com/products/nfo/Xeon_MP.cfm
>>54298718
>>54298718
COUNT ME IN
>>54297942
meme machine 2016
>>54300844
>>NOT MEMING
>>54300817
>>MY SPARE D30 SUPERMICRO BOARD IS READY
>You can read this whole thread in Rick and Morty's voices (shill versus anon, take your pick who's who)
>>54300909
WHEN YOU GO TO BUY A CAR DO YOU TOSS SHIT AT THE SALESMAN AND CALL HIM A SHILL? DO YOU ASK IF HE DOES THIS FOR FREE? DO YOU TELL HIM AMD IS BETTER THAN TOYOTA? DO YOU TELL HIM THAT ANYONE WHO DRIVES A FORD IS A FUCKING FAGGOT KEK? DO YOU MAKE BUNNY FINGERS AND SAY SOMETHING SARCASTIC, IRONICALLY, EVERYTIME HE MAKES A STATEMENT? >>IMPLYING THE AUDIO PACKAGE ISN'T GARBAGE CHINK DRIVERS LOL. DO YOU HAVE HALF A CONVERSATION ABOUT "DRIVER UPDATES" WHILE HE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT WHAT A DRIVER UPDATE IS IN THE CONTEXT OF YOU BUYING A CAR?
>>54300983
:(( bruh I just thought it was funny
neural network unrelated
>>54301004
NEURAL NETWORKS ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT UNRELATED TO APPLIANCES DESIGNED FOR MASSIVELY PARALLEL CALCULATIONS
I literally came to this thread to ask if it could run Crysis.
But someone beat me to it 3 Posts in.
>>54301038
THE ANSWER IS NO. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSIONS TO INSTALL SOFTWARE.
GOOD NIGHT
PRAY THAT SOME DAY YOU MIGHT OFFER YOUR BONES TO BE PART OF THE VAST CAR SIZED GPU THAT NVIDIA IS MAKING OUT OF BONE.
>>54289393
Asking the hard hitting questions right here
>>54289573
this definitely is cruise control coolness but it hurts to read
>>54289721
>JOHNNY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES
>BUY NVIDIA TODAY
>>54295359
TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK, SON OF BITCH!
>>54295363
[citation need]
>>54300641
because I couldnt find a motherboard on pcpartpicker with 8way sli or a case that could fit two motherboards
>>54301670
>and it still uses uncertified gaymer cards with no ECC
then how is it better?
>>54289361
I'd brute force your mom's pussy with this monster.
>>54301198
ITS GONNA HURT TO READ THE LETTER YOUR MOM WROTE ME
>>54289361
Is this some way of disposing of extra maxwell stock?
>>54305794
NO. I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR IMPLICATIONS. THE CREAM OF THE CHIP DIE CROP ARE DEDICATED TO THESE. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR VIDEO GAY'S DON'T MATTER, BUT NO FAILURE IS TOLERABLE IN MISSION CRITICAL SYSTEMS?
>>54294822
I found this pretty funny.
>>54295359
But once you did.
>>54305911
Sad part is it's true
>>54289431
>http://www.nvidia.com/object/visual-computing-appliance.html
>inflate price by selecting 80 of them
gg
OP why can't every shill be like you? This thread is making my sides move on their own
>>54305920
THIS WAS PHOTOSHOPPED USING PHOTOSHOP - YOU CAN ACHIEVE BLAZINGLY FAST PERFORMANCE AND SMOOTH INTERACTIVITY IN YOUR MOST CHALLENGING PROJECTS WITH NVIDIA GPUS. NVIDIA AND ADOBE CONSTANTLY COLLABORATE ON CUTTING EDGE PRODUCTS TO BRING YOU THAT PERFORMANCE.
ADOBE PHOTOSHOP CC TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE MERCURY GRAPHICS ENGINE. GPU ACCELERATED FEATURES SUCH AS AN EXPANDED BLUR GALLERY, FOCUS MASK, SMART SHARPEN, UPSAMPLING, LIQUIFY, AND MORE THAN 30 OTHERS. SEE MORE AT HTTP://WWW.NVIDIA.COM/OBJECT/ADOBE-PHOTOSHOP-CC.HTML#STHASH.NX1VXGPH.DPUF
>>54305987
IT WAS PAINTED
OP is a monumental retard.
Quadros aren't gaming cards you failed abortion, they're for professional applications, AMD has its own line called FirePro.
1/10 made me respond
>>54306045
FIREPRO'S ARE FUCKING SHIT. GOOD LUCK DOING ANYTHING BUT MATH WITH THEM. OH WAIT, WOLFRAM MATHEMATICA IS PARTNERED WITH NVIDIA.
QUADRO
DRIVERS
ONLY.
ANYONE BUYING FIREPRO'S JUST ISN'T SMART. DON'T YOU KNOW WE KEEP AMD ALIVE AS A JOKE, AS A MEDIEVAL KING MIGHT HAVE HIS ENEMIES ARMS AND LEGS CAUTERIZED OFF AND HIS TORSO MOUNTING ON A POLE THROUGH HIS ASSHOLE AND THEN PLACED IN A CAGE FULL OF RATS?
I BET VLAD THE IMPALER DID THAT A FEW TIMES, AND I BET YOU DON'T THINK THAT BUYING FIREPROS FOR PROFESSIONAL GPU SOLUTIONS IS A GOOD IDEA ANYMORE.
OR MAYBE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE IN /V/ AND THE OTHER USERS HERE ARE ABOUT TO DO THAT TO YOU ANYWAYS.
>>54306076
ironic shitposting is still shitposting you cunt
>>54297942
>Yamaha HS
my gnigga
>>54290235
>>54290235
>department of energy
>military
What the fuck are you smoking?
>>54289534
>directx12
wow i didn't know they put those on boxes, come on US friends sue them to hell!
underrated thread
I'm in fucking tears! This whole goddamn thread has transported my sides to a new plane of existence!
>>54294478
>This piece of shit
>Has never touched a server
That's pretty normal for a high-end server. It's too powerful for individual instances of "muh gaymz" and is designed for streaming game sessions to hundreds of people. An example use is the backend for the shield devices.
>>54306116
They're likely referring to tesla cards which are not gpus.
>>54295344
Yes.
>>54306116
>>HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT NVIDIAS LARGEST BUSINESS IS IN APPLICATIONS FOR CARDS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH GRAPHICS
>>HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT A QUADRO CARD CAN BE USED TO COMMUNICATE TARGET CONTROL AND DISCRIMINATION PARAMETERS TO GUIDED MISSILES
>>HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT THE MILITARY USES QUADROS AND TESLAS TO PERFORM SCENARIO PROBABILITY SIMULATION OF CONFLICTS AND ENGAGEMENTS AND THE RESULTS JUST PRINT OUT ON A FAX MACHINE
>>54289448
Yeah but can it run minecraft without laggs?
>>54289431
'sup David
>>54306610
I hope you get shill of the month award and a raise
Underage fuck stop shitting up this board
>>54307698
THIS THREAD ALONE HAS RESULTED IN THE SALE OF OVER A DOZEN VISUAL COMPUTING APPLIANCES. MY BONUS WILL BE MORE THAN THE VALUE OF THE LIVES OF YOUR ENTIRE EXTENDED FAMILY.
>>54307732
THE VISUAL COMPUTING APPLIANCE CAN ONLY IMPROVE THINGS.
>>54307761
cringy fuck
>>54289361
Not even the 1% of /g/ has a real need for this.
>>54307795
BLACKLISTED.
NONE OF OUR OVER 900 RETAILERS AND DISTRIBUTION PARTNERS ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO SELL YOU ANY NVIDIA PRODUCTS NOW. THEY WOULD BE HELD IN INDICTEMENT FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT IF THEY DID.
ENJOY NEVER PURCHASING ANY NVIDIA HARDWARE EVER AGAIN, UNDERLING.
>>54289361
How does it compare to 6000 980-ti's?
>>54307833
6000 980TI'S CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT 1500 POWER SUPPLIES, MOTHERBOARDS, AND 48TB RAM, CAN THEY? THINK. THINK THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE THOUGHT.
>>54307824
YOUR MOM HAS A REAL NEED FOR MY DICK
How much time does it take to farm one bitcoin?
>>54305911
Not even shitting you they don't
The most recent versions of Windows have just been ui changes and more features they glue to the sides
>>54308394
What do you expect? Salty Nutella just rallied up a crew of fellow poo2loos and made them work on bullshit features nobody wants. At least they're bringing bash to the Windows command line, so that's not bad.
>>54308421
>bash to windows
Fucking when
>>54308609
ALREADY.
IT WON'T HELP, WINDOWS IS ESSENTIALLY MECHANICUM ARCANUM DISCOVERED TECHNOLOGY, WHEN I HAVE WINDOWS COMPATIBILITY ISSUES I LIGHT CANDLES AND INCENSE. ITS BETTER THAN WINDOWS TROUBLE SHOOTER. NOTICE IF YOU DELVE INTO THE REGISTRY AND HARDWARE/DRIVER MANAGERS, HALF OF WINDOWS APPARENTLY DOES NOTHING OR IS JUST RANDOM PARTS THAT CAN'T BE REMOVED BUT ARE DISCONNECTED FROM THE REST OF IT.
>>54308389
this????
>>54308389
>>54308716
NOW THIS IS NOT MY FIELD OF EXPERTISE BUT FROM MY LAYMAN UNDERSTANDING, A COUPLE OF DAYS. WHY?
>>54308757
What's the power consumption? I bet that thing pulls over 500Wh. Impossible to get a return on that $50k investment. Tell me why I'd spend my hard earned money on something redundantly powerful.
>>54308788
>>GAMER: I DON'T NEED THIS TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>>MINER: LOL TOO MUCH POWER NOT WORTH IT
ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO SEE THIS IS NOT MADE FOR YOU
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO TOUCH IT. IN FACT DON'T LOOK AT IT. YOUR EYES WILL MELT.
10/10 thread
>>54308878
>>54308878
YOU FUCKIN TELL THIS CUNT
