Post your uptime
>>54288272
I am less then a week away from 10k uptime on my Galaxy S5. I can't wait to restart it and wonder in amazement at how fast it is again. Because it's been complete shit for months now.
>>54288430
Charging your phone for a few hours without touching it seems to make my phone faster, have you tried that? All the caching and stuff happens while you're charging it and when you start using it afterwards there isn't anything happening in the background.
Is "up time" short for how long it's been since you got laid?
>>54288778
>implying anyone here got laid
>>54288778
No, but there is a strong correlation between them.
>>54288821
>up 5 days, 21:05, 4 users, load average: 0.36, 0.25, 0.24
>>54288272
>up 2 days, 21:41, 1 user, load average: 0.53, 0.53, 0.57
>>54288272
on my laptop15:43:12 up 5 days, 5:05, 1 user, load average: 0.17, 0.23, 0.28
Almost 5 hours, got up at 11.
13 days on laptop because hibernate standby
when I type "w" into the terminal i get 5 users logged in
all have the same name. are those still open sessions?
how the fuck can i kill those?
>>54288272
Just up my shit up.
on my shit laptop. i haven't turned it off in two months.
my other laptop that i use as a network share has over a year
>>54288272
18d 16h 4m
That's pretty normal, usually some brief power glitch will fuck me once or twice a month. Now I have a UPS though, so I expect it to go to several months between voluntary reboots.
>power outage
>>54288272
so close
>not posting your updog
Utilization 8%
Speed 1.20 GHz
Up time 3:09:22:48
Processes 109
Threads 1506
Handles 35885
19:10:34 up 208 days, 1:41, 1 user, load average: 0.01, 0.04, 0.05
>>54292613
What's updog?
>>54292687
Not much. What's up yourself?
>>54292698
>>54292687
I can't stop laughing
huh
This
12:33PM up 9 days, 8:31, 3 users, load averages: 0.66, 0.67, 0.55
>>54288272
19:40:38 up 20 min, 1 user, load average: 0,58, 0,38, 0,27
>>54292687
>>54292698
Outstanding.
18:05:38 up 4 days, 23:54, 12 users, load average: 0.18, 0.14, 0.14
laptop
14:08:36 up 14:33, 6 users, load average: 1.03, 0.73, 0.58
>>54288272
>>54290718
>>54290761
>>54290791
>>54292659
>>54292944
>>54293052
Do you faggots even use your pcs?19:10 up 4 days, 21:02, 2 users, load averages: 1.69 1.65 1.60
>>54293493
it's my laptop so I just use it for web browsing
>>54293514
implying you do any more than that on your desktop
>>54293599
[spoiler] I recently stopped playing games how did you know [/spoiler]
>>54293613
implying games are the only way of loading your CPU with computational work
>>54293493
> pcs
Heh.23:33:47 up 25 days, 23:57, 2 users, load average: 0,08, 0,27, 0,17
>>54293773
looks like you left your IP in the picture just incase you didn't notice
>>54291161
How many terminals do you have open?
>>54293897
Nah, it's a NAT'ed IP from a mobile provider, I think.
>>54291161
You do ps aux |grep "TTY" - insert you tty here - then you do kill -9 its process.
>>54288272
It is best practice to not let the uptime get too large. Maintenance outside of the busiest work hours should happen every 6 months at least. If you're using something like chef or puppet you could possibly lower it to once a year. Its a good time for non-critical (critical patches should already be installed) patches to be applied. This is also when you use compressed air. As a last step, reboot the machine. This will verify that the machine can be rebooted without any problems. So, if you're not around or if the machine went down in the most busy part of the day... the server will be fine.
>>54288272up 4 weeks, 6 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes
>>54288272
My laptops uptime is my uptime, so 00:04:57:25 so far today
Uptime: 6:31:23
Hotswap master race.
17:32:38 up 4:37, 2 users, load average: 0,35, 0,24, 0,22
14:20:17 up 12 days, 20:13, 5 users, load average: 0.19, 0.09, 0.06
Phone: 716:05:21
17:30:18 up 259 days, 23:08, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.05
router/firewall
>>5428827201:47:14 up 272 days, 10:22, 3 users, load average: 27.00, 27.00, 27.00
