tech support
whats your problem?
There's an indian in my phone
its american "problem"
don't apply to europe
>>54278971
>hello welcome to microsoft tech support my name john from texas how may i be of service to you?
>>54279040
Fix my shitty computer. I downloaded 500 fish screensavers and my smoking habit, lack of air conditioning plus my dog's fur have turned it's insides into a living hell. I expect all work done for $5, no tip.
hey pajeet, you are given a linked list the size of N, which contains a loop starting from some node. write an algorithm to return a pointer to that node. you have O(N) time complexity (that's worst case, not average) and O(1) space complexity. good luck pajeet.
>everyone on /g/ is a pajeet
>>54279112
please install showmypc and give me code
>>54279112
print "hello world!"
Yes Hello Sardar Ji, I bought an MSI 750ti OC from you, you sold it to me saying it was 3 years of International Warranty , it is actually just 3 years of Domestic Warranty.
Now I'm in pickle, Saradarji Ki Kara ,tum menu Bevakoof Banande Thaglende Ji.
>>54279112
You can't do it with exactly O(N) but you can with worst-case O(2N) which I guess can pass as O(N) if you don't care about coefficients.
>>54278971
I went to /g/ for help.
Can you fix what their advice did to my rig?
>>54279112
my brother
help me I require the source code immediate
please email to [email protected]
I need it soon
>>54278971
You are the same Pajeet that phoned me yesterday trying to sell me a mobile phone.
>>54280074
>You can't do it with exactly O(N) but you can with worst-case O(2N)
this is literally a pajeet tier answer, 9/10 almost made me angry
>>54278971
You know what's worse than calling into tech support as a customer?
Calling into those same overseas centers as a cable tech to get things done on a job.
The worst. Absolute worst.
>>54279112struct linked_list *get_pointer(struct linked_list *l)
{
return l;
}
know that feel anon
worked in a help desk we had to work with the costa rican help desk. They were like 90% of the help desk and then there was us in the U.S. who mostly took healthcare employee calls. The only reason our jobs existed by the way. God fucking costa ricans are garbage people.
>>54280163
you forgot the magic words
>please do the needful
>>54278971
Pajeet, someone has shit on my computer
>Hello I am Rashiq, we have detected 30 trojans on your computer.
>I use Linux
>Hangs up
>>54279081#include "cheat.h"
get.pointer()
>>54281253
Shits funny when you let them into a VM running linux with team viewer Nd they panic
>>54280997
"Ok, sir, I have a solution. Take the computer and place it in a designated street."
>>54278971
POO
>>54283603
LOO
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my water pump is really loud
>Hello, this is Microsoft technical support. I am calling today because we have received a report from computer that it is experiencing errors.
Anyone else getting these bullshit calls? Sometimes they claim they're the Best Buy Geek Squad too. I've managed to waste 20 minutes of their time before and the lady got so pissed she called me 8 times before I could block the number.
I've fallen and I can't get up!
This thread is so fucking cancerous, its cringe worthy. This is what /g/ has become, and its disappointing
>>54284541
/pol/ has spilt all over 4chan, we need the janitors to mop it up.
>>54280946
Not that anon, but our call center people are in the Philippines. Useless faggots, every one of them.
Surprisingly, the one Pajeet I work with in Pakistan is a decent coder, but impossible to understand on the phone. I avoid calls whenever possible and just email. He's damn close to normal in print with respect to dialect and phrasing. It was pretty bad when we were first introduced a few years ago but vastly improved now.
>>54280965
It's kindly do the needful
>>54278971
My loo isn't working!
Hi Rajesh, uhhh...
We need to set up a website connection to Exchange. The problem is, Outlook creates folders is user's locale on first login and those folders are stored in Exchange with non-English locale. If we try to access it, Exchange sends the "empty request" answer. Is there any way to access them? What encoding we need to use?
>>54278971
room-mate superglued heatsink to CPU, after thinking the thermal paste was in fact, more glue
>>54279112
can you have a variable called no_of_times_visited in the struct node whose initial value is zero and is incremented each time it is visited?
If it is allowed then:
Intialize no_of_times_visited to zero for all nodes
x = list->head
while(x != NULL)
{
if(x->no_of_times_visited != 0)
return x;
else{
x->no_of_times_visited += 1;
x = x->next;
}
}
If you've ever worked tech support, the Indian customers are the worst by a mile. They'll open all of their tickets as severity 1, even for frivolous shit like requesting documentation.
Not all of them do this, but a majority will respond to anything you send them with "take the remote and do the needful." They don't want you to help them do it, they want to lean back in their chair and watch you do it.
That applies all the way down to uploading fucking logs.
I was using the functionloo(poo)and it returned an error. Do I need to allocate the pajeet?
>>54288034
loo is invalid
"Are you having a dLink router?"
I'm certain Microsoft and Cisco house their shit tier pajeet tech support in the same sweatshop. Both equally useless.
>>54287794
>>54284107
Kek
